Cheat day

To stand up

I checked the watch.

It’s 6 PM, but he’s a busy guy with a lot of things to do, so I’m not sure if he’ll have time.

I have sent the text message for now.

“Shall we look at the specs first?”

I found the ingredient lists for spaghetti and fried ramen.

“The answer is out.”

He showed the chart to the viewers and said.

“You might not know this, but…” There is a law of conservation of energy.

Law of Conservation of Mass

hahahahahahahaha

Intelligence issue

“You don’t know anything.” There is also the law of conservation of mass, and there is also the law of conservation of energy. Who made it? Me.”

The viewers are scolding me again for talking nonsense.

“Listen.” Is chicken breast delicious? Is the chicken leg delicious? 그치. The legs are tastier, right?

I searched the internet for the calorie content of different parts of chicken.

“This is data released by the U.S. Department of Agriculture.” If you grill chicken breast, it’s 120 kcal. But the wings and legs are 150 kcal.1)

It is so clear.

“Isn’t the breast lower in calories than the wings and legs?” That’s why it doesn’t taste good. And the wings and drumsticks have the same calories, right? So, it’s just a matter of personal taste.

If it contains a lot of sugar or fat, the calories are higher, so it seems to be generally like that?

This doesn’t make any sense, lol.

For real, it’s just a coincidence. If something is delicious because it has high calories, then uranium must be the most delicious, right?

Isn’t that about how many calories you get from nuclear fission?

“Everyone, what I’m telling you is not just nonsense.” Everything has a basis.

This is the conclusion I came to after pondering why delicious food makes you gain weight.

“When humans can’t live.” So, before farming, I didn’t know when I would be able to get food. So, I had to eat a lot when I could. “Do you understand up to this point?”

Most people agree.

“Of course, I had to eat high-calorie foods even when eating.” 왜? That’s how you can endure for a long time.

This time too, everyone seems to understand.

“So people started to prefer foods that are high in fat and sugary foods.” If the amount is the same, preferring higher-calorie food is more advantageous for survival, so that’s how evolution went. Because people who prefer foods that provide higher energy have a higher chance of survival.

Sounds plausible, doesn’t it?

It doesn’t seem like a completely wrong statement.

Now that you mention it, yeah.

When I explain it, the viewers also agree with my thoughts.

There’s also evidence. You can just check the calories for each food, right?

I searched for the calorie rankings of different foods.

“Look.” The Food and Drug Administration announced the top 10 highest-calorie foods. First place is boiled pork. Why is the boiled pork so expensive?

I was surprised, and my voice got louder.

“Wasn’t boiled pork a healthy meal?” I really ate a lot of boiled pork, you know?

Since being diagnosed with diabetes, I occasionally ate.

I thought it was a perfect meal because you just dissolve some doenjang in water, add pepper, onion, and front leg meat, and boil it. It’s easy to make, tastes good, and is even healthier than grilling.

Suyuk is insane, seriously.

If you eat a lot of bossam, you’ll gain weight.

It’s just overwhelming It’s 300 higher than gamjatang and grilled pork ribsㅋㅋㅋ

But it is delicious.

Look at that expression of grievance, lol

“Wow.”

I was so stunned that I leaned back in my chair and sat there blankly, but thinking about it, it makes sense.

“Right.” It’s delicious, so it’s high in calories too. My words are right, aren’t they?

Changing the mood, lol.

You like jjajangmyeon more than suyuk, don’t you?

According to your logic, boiled pork should be 32% tastier than gan jjajang, right?

What are you going to do about the porridge?

You think congee is tastier than jajangmyeon?

“……Right.” “Jajangmyeon is tastier than boiled pork.”

You have to acknowledge what needs to be acknowledged.

Even though boiled pork is delicious, it’s still a story that falls under the category of healthy food.

It’s hard to surpass the dominance of Jajangmyeon with meat soaked in water.

What is pine nut porridge? Why is the calorie count so high for something like pine nut porridge? If it has no taste and high calories, it’s just garbage.

It doesn’t even taste good, yet it makes you gain weight.

How did such a shameless food come into existence?

hahahahaha

You’re overreacting, lol.

Jatjuk is so delicious ㅠ

Ah, haha, it doesn’t even taste good, so why is the calorie count so high, haha?

I will admit it. The law of conservation of energy turns out to be wrong after 10 years.

You thought about this kind of thing for 10 years?

Who decided to reveal it after 10 years? LOL

Fact) It was originally nonexistent.

So it’s spaghetti, it’s fried ramen.

Boo-woong-

The smartphone vibrated.

Just then, Baek Woo-jin called.

Hello?

“Are you okay? We’re live right now.”

I put it on speakerphone.

“Do you know about the spaghetti and ramen stir-fry among cup noodles?”

-I know. Spaghetti is a high-calorie, high-sodium, high-carbohydrate product containing 480 kcal, 730 mg of sodium, and 73 g of carbohydrates, with a flavor similar to Neapolitan, which developed in Japan. Stir-fried ramen.

Sometimes, I’m scared of him/her.

“Wait a moment.” I’ve already seen that, but which do you like more, spaghetti or fried ramen?

-Of course, spaghetti.

“Really?”

-Spaghetti has 5 more calories, you know.

“Law of conservation of energy?”

Do you know too?

hahahahahaha

They were exactly the same

The reason the Baekban debate did not proceed normally. Because they’re both the same guy.

Was I the only one who didn’t know?

“But just now, the law of conservation of energy was violated.” The pine nut porridge has more calories than Jajangmyeon.

Have you done any research on the elderly?

“Uh?”

As long as there is a possibility that older people prefer pine nut porridge over jjajangmyeon, we cannot conclude that the law of conservation of energy is wrong.

“Ah.”

Indeed, people must learn.

Moreover, fried ramen is just one of many types of ramen, but spaghetti is a bit different.

“What do you mean?”

-I’m a god.

“What are you talking about?”

-Volador Monstruo de Espagueti. Abbreviated as FSM. In the religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, they consider the Flying Spaghetti Monster, made of spaghetti noodles and two meatballs, to be a god.

“……What?”

– And they believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world and humanity.

No. You’re not putting in enough effort. What kind of spaghetti creates the world?

-You should probably take that back. FSM has been recognized as a religion in several countries, including the United States, the Netherlands, and Australia, and has devoted followers.

The accident has stopped for a moment.

However, since making derogatory remarks about a particular religion could lead to a backlash, I held onto my rationality tightly.

When I searched for “flying spaghetti monster” without displaying it on the broadcast screen, it really came up.

[This religion is sometimes cited as an example of a parody religion, but FSM followers find this offensive.]
I didn’t have time to read it in detail, but one paragraph caught my eye.

It seems there are people who really believe it seriously.

“Please wait a moment.”

Hastily went to the closet.

It would have been nice to have a suit, but ever since I gained weight, I’ve only been buying loose-fitting clothes.

Reluctantly, I changed into the most formal clothes I could find, put on a tie, and stood in front of the camera.

What are you doing?

└What’s going on all of a sudden?

I bowed my head, my heart filled with reverence and deep reflection.

“I’m a side dish enthusiast running a side dish store channel on YouTube.” Today, I have decided to make a video to correct my mistakes, reflect on my actions, and apologize to the victims. I’m really sorry.

I bowed my head once again.

“I just made a comment to my colleague a moment ago, saying that the teachings of the religion called FMS are insincere.”

-FSM.

Baek Woo-jin corrected the name.

“Any act of belittling FSM is inexcusable in any way.” I sincerely apologize to all the believers of FSM.

-There’s also a church.

“I sincerely apologize to the FSM Church and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.”

What kind of situation is this?

No way, lol. Are they doing that on purpose?

Are you trying to make me laugh? Are you serious? Hahaha

└Why are you making an apology video for this?

“I’m sincere.”

I thought it might come off as a video just to attract attention, but it’s sincere.

You must not disgrace something precious to someone.

-Right. You have to do it sincerely. Pastafarian is watching.

“……What’s that?”

-Pastafarian is a follower of FSM.

A sigh escapes involuntarily.

Now that I see it, it seems Baek Woo-jin was determined to tease me.

“Stop joking around for real.” I was surprised. “What kind of nonsense is that?”

-What?

“People who believe in spaghetti are called Pastafarians?” Then what about the church? They say there’s a church too.

-Pastafarianism.

“Are you asking me to believe that right now?”

-Whether you believe it or not is up to you, but it’s really true.

“I know it’s there because I looked for it earlier.” But you keep saying strange things.

Read it carefully.

When I opened the internet browser, Baek Woo-jin was spouting nonsense again.

Pastafarians say “Ramen” instead of “Amen” when they pray.

“Hey!”

He keeps talking nonsense until the end.

“Take it easy.” Am I an idiot? What do you mean, ramen instead of amen? You’re talking nonsense.

The moment I shouted, the search results appeared in the internet window.

“…….”

Crazy, this is really happening, lol.

Instead of “Amen,” “Ramen” lol

└No way, lol. Why has it been so long, lol?

There are believers in Korea too, you know?

“LOL, this is crazy!”

It seems that the religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster does indeed have followers who pray by saying “Ramen.”

But as it turns out, this is a parody religion created by evolutionists to criticize creationists.

The fact that they keep a serious demeanor is part of the parody’s purpose.

“Hehehehehe”

As Baek Woojin’s laughter came through my smartphone, the viewers started spamming laughter in the chat.

I’d been tricked.