Chapter 71: : My uncle feels that he has made a comeback
"Fortunately, it's not behind bars this time."
Sitting on the hotel sofa, Zhao Yan muttered to himself.
Then he restored all the blocked numbers.
First of all, he called Chen Yurou over.
"Yurou, what are you doing?" Zhao Yan asked.
Chen Yurou said coldly, "I'll burn paper for you."
"Are you angry?" Zhao Yan smiled.
Chen Yurou snorted coldly, "I didn't."
"I'm not angry, that means I'm sick. I'll give you an injection when I come back." Zhao Yan was serious.
One of his parts hasn't been used for three months.
The physical education teacher said that the human body is like a machine. If you don't exercise for a long time, it will rust.
Chen Yurou was annoyed: "Zhao Yan, the text message disappears for another three months, the phone is blocked, and the WeChat is deleted. What do you think of me as a plaything?"
"I take you as my wife." Zhao Yan's tone became low, and seemed to be full of tiredness: "Some things, I have difficulties of my own, I have already regarded you as a wife who can stay with each other for a lifetime, so I am so casual to you. , instead of coaxing you like a little girl, I also think you understand me and understand my difficulties."
"But now it seems that I was wrong, maybe we know too little, and I trust you too much, so let's calm down and reconsider this relationship, good night."
After speaking, Zhao Yan sighed, hung up the phone directly, and then silently counted: 1, 2, 3...
"Jingle bell~Jingle bell~"
Three seconds later, the phone rang.
It was Chen Yurou who called.
Zhao Yan twitched the corner of his mouth and connected the phone.
What is the anti-customer-oriented, turning defeat into victory?
"Zhao Yan, I was wrong, I shouldn't be angry, you must have your own reasons for disappearing suddenly, I shouldn't be petty, forgive me, I don't want to be separated from you, okay." Chen Yurou's voice was flustered.
Zhao Yan didn't answer on purpose, just exited the call interface and started ordering takeout, filling his stomach first.
Chen Yurou was even more panicked, almost crying: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, Zhao Yan, don't stop talking, please, I beg you."
"Hey, Yurou, I'm serious. I'm afraid I'll have to do this often in the future. It's really unfair to you. I can't delay you." Zhao Yan sighed heavily as he randomly selected takeaway merchants.
To put it bluntly, this scumbag just relied on Chen Yurou to like him, and those who are favored are always fearless.
If Chen Yurou really broke up with him, it would be his turn to panic. After all, Bai Fumei, who was so obedient and deeply loved by Chen Yurou, was too hard to find.
It's a pity that he is very confident, and with Chen Yurou's character and the degree of love for him, it is impossible to say goodbye to him.
Using Rejoice is so confident~
Chen Yurou was silent for a while, and then her voice came out: "Okay, let's break up."
Then she hung up the phone.
"Pada!" Zhao Yan's phone fell directly to the ground, his face stiffened, and he was a little dazed. How could this be different from what he imagined?
Zhao Yan was stunned: "How could this happen? What went wrong? The plot is not like this!"
Now it was his turn to panic.
He quickly picked up his phone and called back.
Pretending to be cool for a while, chasing the wife crematorium!
"Hey Yurou, listen to my explanation..."
"She doesn't want to hear it, she went to sleep." Uncle Chen Han's tone that was half-smiling came from the phone.
Zhao Yan instantly understood: "You encouraged it!"
Then quietly opened the call recording.
"Grass! That's right, it's me, I've learned my lesson, let you kidnap me, and finally fall into my hands." Chen Han was so excited that he was about to fly.
Back then, he was turned into a dog by Zhao Yan.
I finally got a little interest today, cool!
Zhao Yan sneered: "Did you not let me go after Susu if I dismantled me like this? If I really caught Susu, what would you do with yourself?"
"That's still early. Besides, after you catch up with Susu, it's not too late for me to lick you again." Chen Han said confidently: "It's definitely in place!"
Zhao Yan: "..."
With such a shameless eldest brother on the stall, he really can't say anything.
"Do you know how much effort I spent coaxing my wife to waste after you cheated me last time? Now it's your turn to try this taste, woo woo ha Wuhu..."
Chen Han smiled and hung up the phone.
Listening to the busy tone of hanging up, Zhao Yan also smiled.
Without an IQ of 250, how dare you fight with me?
Big uncle, big uncle, tell me about you, why don’t you remember to eat and not fight, so you can’t draw lessons from it?
After about ten minutes, Zhao Yan called Chen Yurou again, because it was estimated that Chen Han had already returned the phone to her.
"Speak." Chen Yurou's cold voice came.
Zhao Yan said, "I didn't expect you to listen to Chen Han. Do you know what he did? He encouraged me to pursue a daughter named Susu."
"That woman can help him a lot, and he promised me that he would help me hide from you."
"But of course I won't agree, otherwise I would have caught up long ago. After all, you must know my excellence. It is easy to chase any girl."
"Don't talk, I'll add your WeChat now, if you agree, I'll send you a recording."
Then Zhao Yan hung up the phone.
After Chen Yurou passed the friend application, she directly sent the recording of the call with Chen Han just now.
Half an hour later, his caller rang.
is an unfamiliar number.
But Zhao Yan answered the phone with a smile, and then he predicted in advance and held it away from his ears.
"Zhao Yan! I am a grass and mud horse! You are too insidious, don't you know what I have been through! I was just beaten out by my wife and I am now penniless and homeless!"
On the street at one o'clock in the morning, Chen Han, who was wearing only pajamas, stood in front of a public telephone, with a blue nose and a swollen face, holding the receiver and yelling with grief and indignation.
After listening to the recording of the call, Chen Yurou angrily approached Chen Han for questioning, and then Chen Han's wife also knew that he had done such an immoral thing and directly served him.
"Oh, that's such a joy to congratulate."
Zhao Yanfeng said calmly.
"My grass mud horse! Grass mud horse! Grass mud horse!"
Other words could not express Chen Han's mood.
Zhao Yan said lightly: "Then you go and help me post a revelation to find my mother, but unfortunately you are penniless now, alas, how are you doing tonight."
"When I think of uncle, brother, you are suffering in the cold wind, while I am lying on the loose bed in a five-star hotel, I toss and turn and can't sleep, because I am so happy to ride a horse, hahaha..."
Afterwards, Zhao Yan hung up the phone decisively, blocked the number, and blocked all unfamiliar calls.
Then Chen Yurou called him again.
The pitiful begged him to forgive, and expressed that it was a big deal to agree to let him not take the usual path and lead to a secluded place.
But is Zhao Yan such a person?
Of course it is ⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄!
Then the two discussed on the phone the question of Zhao Yan going back to give her an injection, which was shy and exciting.
It's three in the morning, and the breeze is breezy.
With a blue nose and a swollen face, Chen Han squatted beside the garden at the entrance of his villa with a sad face, holding his dog in his arms, constantly greeting the eighteenth generation of Zhao Yan's ancestors.
Until I fell asleep unknowingly.