Football: Just joined Chelsea and was targeted by Real Madrid

Back home, Zhang Ming was so sleepy.Balotelli is still full of energy. This kid is a night owl. He loses energy at dawn and becomes energetic when it gets dark.

If you are energetic, go to the living room to watch TV by yourself, but what do you mean by chatting with me all the time?

Zhang Ming is getting more and more tired of Balotelli.

Look at what Balotelli is talking about:
"Zhang, which girl were you most satisfied with just now?"

"Zhang, how old were you the first time?"

"Zhang, we should bring two girls back."

"Zhang, call your friend again and ask him to send two girls over. He only needs to call the bar. He has a gold membership card and has privileges."

"Zhang, if it doesn't work, I'll pick him up on a little donkey."

Look, look, Balotelli is thinking about something crazy every day.

It's already one o'clock in the morning, what the hell do you want to do if you don't sleep.

In the end, Zhang Ming was really sleepy, so he went back to his room to sleep and ignored Balotelli.Do whatever you want, just don't tear down my house.

The next day, Zhang Ming came out of the room with panda eyes on his face.Saw Balotelli busy in the kitchen.

Looking at the kitchen billowing with smoke, Zhang Ming's head was about to grow big.

After a while, Balotelli brought out a large plate of cinders in a disheveled manner.

"Zhang, try my skills. My skills in frying eggs are amazing."

Balotelli grinned and said with a mouthful of white teeth.

Fuck, this damn big plate of cinders is fried eggs? !How many eggs have been ruined by this fucking disaster.

Zhang Ming rushed into the kitchen to see, fuck, the dozens of eggs that Qingzi bought were all ruined by this kid.There was also an empty salt bag on the ground.It was a bag of fresh salt that was just unpacked, and this kid actually used it up.

There is salt in the fried eggs, it will be a long time to see you.

"Zhang, you're welcome, try it."

Balotelli continued to invite Zhang Ming and said.

"Eat it yourself, as long as you can finish this plate of cinders, no, as long as you can finish this plate of fried eggs, I will lose 1 yuan to you."

Zhang Ming looked at the large plate of cinders and said indignantly.

"really?!"

Balotelli is on fire.

"Really, you eat, I watch you eat."

Ma De, the fried eggs are exactly like cinders, black from the inside to the outside, completely black.I also added a catty of salt, if you can eat it, I will really admire you.

"Ah, bah."

Balotelli just took a bite, before chewing twice, he vomited it all up.

Cinder with salt, just think about it.The disgusting Balotelli almost vomited out the saliva from eating other girls last night.

Zhang Ming forced Balotelli to wash the pots and pans, and then threw away the garbage.This brought Balotelli to the team.

The team does not have holidays, and the restaurant has breakfast, so why do you have to cook it yourself?

This may be the first time Balotelli has been to the restaurant for breakfast.

After training that day, Zhang Ming tricked Balotelli into living in the dormitory where he used to live in the team.

I really can't stand this kid, I've never seen anything like this.

Finally got rid of this difficult guy.

Back home alone, Zhang Ming was so happy.

The next day, Zhang Ming came to the team again.Wadzi and Amir came to Zhang Ming with sad faces.

"Brother Ming, take Balotelli away. If you don't take away, we will be finished."

Hearing what his two younger brothers said, Zhang Ming was puzzled.Balotelli lives in the team's dormitory, so what does that have to do with you guys?

Then Amir and Wadzi began to complain, and it turned out to be like this:
After training, he returned to the dormitory, where could the restless Balotelli stay.After a while, Wadzi and Amir were dragged to the bar.

At first, Wadzi and Amir were quite happy, and Balotelli, the big brother, was okay.Just come to the dormitory to hang out, so please go to the bar to say hello.I didn't say anything, I will have a good relationship with Big Brother in the future.

Bago is a nice person, but he is a bit grumpy and straightforward, understandable.

Wadzi and Amir were drinking wine at the bar, hugging the beautiful woman, and they were excited.Suddenly became a high-class person, can you not be excited.

Wadzi and Amir are usually very frugal, how could they be willing to come to the bar to play.This is the first time in history that a big girl gets on a sedan chair.

Even though they beat Crystal Palace together with Zhang Ming, their wages were raised.But these two people have a large family waiting to eat, and they usually save some living expenses, and the rest of the money is sent home.

Now Balotelli treats guests to the bar to play, and the two boys are very happy.

I was happy when I came, and I was happy when I played, but I was sad when I finally checked out.

The three guys were blocked in the store by the bar security guards and refused to leave.Balotelli is a bachelor, I have no money, the two of them have.

In the end, all the money that Wadzi and Amir worked so hard to save was found out by the security guards.

After the money was paid, Balotelli took the lead and walked back.Amir and Wadqi felt distressed as if they were drunk, and they walked staggeringly.

In the end, Balotelli robbed Amir of the few dozen pounds left to buy barbecue.

Poor Amir and Vadzi were reluctant to eat and drink, and all the money they worked so hard to save went to Balotelli for nothing.

Balotelli ate and drank heartlessly, and fell asleep when he arrived in the dormitory, beautiful.

How could the sad Amir and Wadqi fall asleep, feeling distressed.No, I came to beg Zhang Ming early in the morning.

"Brother Ming, please, you have to get Balotelli away no matter what. He let go and said that he would go to the bar today. He also dug out the money I hid in the pillow. "

Amir was crying.

"Brother Ming, you know the situation of my family. There is an 80-year-old grandmother at home, and my partner, the village flower, is coming soon. I am waiting to use the money, and the money I saved in the pillow was also robbed by that guy."

Mad, are these two guys stupid.How can money be hidden in a pillow? If you keep it in the bank, who can get your money.

These two boys are my younger brothers, and my younger brother has something to do, so I, the big brother, can't ignore it.

Zhang Ming found Balotelli.

"What? It's just such a small amount of money, and I still ask you for it, as for?"

Hearing that Zhang Minglai was asking for money for Wadqi and Balotelli, Balotelli said contemptuously.

"Brother, please, please return the money to us. I don't want the money for going to the bar yesterday. I will treat you as my brother."

Amir almost knelt down to Balotelli.

Zhang Ming searched all over Balotelli's dormitory, but couldn't find Wadqi's money.

Zhang Ming really has no other choice, Balotelli is playing a scoundrel there, and you can't find the money, what can you do.

"Stay at my house tonight."

Hearing what Zhang Ming said, Balotelli returned the money to Amir and Wadqi.

Mad, no wonder no money can be found.Balotelli hid the money in his underwear, where do you search, what a genius.