I Really Am a Slag Shou!

Chi Zhao came over the day when Noah intended to start with the protagonist. Today, the Speaker of the Senate invites sympathetic members, and several chairmen to attend his private party. The invitation of the Speaker, almost no one will Rejected, so even the protagonist who did not like to participate in this occasion came.

Noah spent a lot of money to get a chance to disguise a waiter. Now everyone else is serving those big men outside, and only he himself is sneaking in the kitchen.

This is a villa with a total of five floors, and the kitchen is on the lowest floor, so the pool is very good, and you can jump out of the window to escape, no matter where you go, anyway, away from the abnormal brother, and The protagonist’s younger brother who is likely to be very abnormal.

[Oh, I won’t let you give birth! You listened to me! 】

Seeing that Chi Zhao’s action was delayed for a second, the system rushed to hit the iron while it was hot.

[The fertility rate in this world is quite low, because fertility rates are low, so people have thought of many ways to increase fertility rates. Natural conception is no longer the mainstream method, and there is another method, which is to obtain two different people. Dna, a technology to synthesize a newborn, all processes are completed in the incubator, you do not need to do anything. 】

Chi Zhao retracted one leg and sat across the window. He raised his chin. “It’s interesting, then.”

[Of course, for humanitarian considerations, no DNA will be synthesized for you in the past. In order to prevent the newborn from being synthesized at the expense of others, it is stipulated here that the DNA sample must be two copies. Authorized signature of a DNA master. You must not get the authorization of the perverted brother. In this way, I will show you a clear way. Take the money of the original owner and go to a dark workshop! 】

Chi Zhao: “… Are you able to come up with an idea?”

Immediately after asking, Chi Zhao answered his own question, “Oh yes, you are not human at all.”

system:”……”

“Even if you are not human, you can’t come up with such an insane idea! This is called Minglu? Forget it, I won’t ask anything else, I just don’t understand why I must cultivate with such a disgusting person A descendant, even if the child was not born of me, it is a composite, it is enough to cope! “

The system was interrogated for a moment, it tangled for a long time, and answered in a very low voice.

[Because … because this is a storyline …]

This reason was not enough to convince Chi Zhao. He frowned and wanted to make a theory. At this time, the system added a very grieved sentence.

[Although that elder brother was disgusting, but the child is not wrong. He was originally a small life that should be born. If you do n’t want to, he wo n’t even have the chance to come to this world. 】

Chi Zhao frowned slightly.

In the original plot, the child has always been ignorant. He doesn’t know what kind of people his two fathers are. He has only been around the protagonist for more than a year. After the family broke down, he was sent to the protagonist for a long time. A distant planet when he was less than seven years old.

I knew that I would no longer have a home in the future, and the children did not cry for too long, but quickly adapted to life on a remote planet. Gradually, he forgot about the past and stayed in it when he grew up. On that planet, I became a ship repairman and a happy family that could fill his childhood defects.

If Chi Zhao leaves like this, the child will not be born again, and the fate of many people will change with it. Chi Zhao suddenly remembers it, and the materials also say that when the child grew up, when he was working at the dock, he saw When a girl fell into the water, he hurried over to rescue him. The girl almost died because he survived. Later, the girl’s sister became his wife.

Think of it this way, the system seems to be right, the child is indeed innocent, and Chi Zhao does not want to change the plot significantly. The last time he changed the plot, many people died in the change, although those people Originally, I lived a life of licking blood with the tip of a knife, and maybe one day I was dead, but …

After all, they have taken away their chance of survival.

“Then what should I do?”

After speaking for a long time, the system thought that Chi Zhao would not be shaken, but he did not expect that he agreed, and the system was happy immediately.

【simple! I’ll show you the way. Go to that perverted brother’s room and spray him with a ** overnight potion, then open his mouth and get some saliva out. 】

Listening is quite simple. After the last world, Chi Zhao completely realized the power of the ** one-night potion. Even a martial art master, there is no fight against it, and it does not need to be sprayed on the skin. People can do it, even if sprayed on clothes and shoes.

After pondering for a while, Chizhao nodded, “What then?”

[Then we can run, find a dark workshop, process the children, and then we can go on vacation! 】

Chi Zhao looked indifferent. “Do you dare to say this is a vacation ?!”

System: “… qaq”

What is it called? Knowing that the person is a big bad guy, he still needs to process a child who mixes the genes of two people, and he will bring the child back six years later to answer the protagonist. This is good, even if the protagonist will Like him, he will never like the protagonist, because he has no face …

Chi Zhao sighed in his heart, and he sighed, and then he asked the system suddenly, “Is this your new plan? You have no plans to start from the plot and the protagonist, but start to block me. The line of defense ?! “

The air was quiet for a second.

[What are you talking about, I do n’t understand here. In view of your question, I suggest you check your brain. 】

Chi Zhao: “………”

Chi Zhao was ridiculed. He wanted to say something more, but suddenly heard a weak call coming from the side. Chi Zhao was startled. He thought there was someone here. He followed the sound and found that he had an extra leg. Just look at the red color which is no more than ten centimeters … chicken?

Chi Zhao squatted down and didn’t see what kind of chicken it was after looking at it for a long time. The latter noticed that he was full of “love”, and the two little black bean eyes slowly turned to Chi Zhao’s face.

Just glancing at it, this little thing of unknown species stood up suddenly, two small yellow claws planing on the ground, a very anxious look, planing for a while, suddenly raised his head again, rushed Chi Zhaofan exhaled two small wings, and howled constantly in his mouth.

Chi Zhao silently looked at the chicken and said nothing, but judging from his face, he seemed to dislike this one very much.

The guides have their own spiritual bodies. The awakening of the guide or the sentry is determined by the body. What the spiritual body looks like is determined by the spirit. So now Chizhao is still a guide, but the spiritual body has been changed from the original white master. The rabbit turned into a red chicken.

At a glance, the system can see that this little chicken was condensed mentally. Because Chi Zhao has just arrived, his body is still very small, and it is expected that he will grow up in the future.

The system tried to crack its language, but after listening to it for a long time, the code was disordered. There was no way, it could only ask Chi Zhao.

[What does it say? 】

Chi Zhao’s face was getting darker and darker, and when she realized that Chi Zhao was getting angry, the little red chicken finally closed its small yellow mouth, and turned around disgustingly, facing Chi Zhao with a round butt.

The system is even stranger.

[What does it say? This is your spiritual body. It is said that the spiritual body can communicate directly with the master. What does it say, let me hear it? 】

Gritting his teeth, Chi Zhao repeated the comment that the little red chicken had just given him: “He said that I was extremely ugly, with soft mothers, mixed bloodlines, and unacceptable.”

system:”……”

Niubi.

He didn’t even dare to say that Chi Zhao, this chicken was too brave.

The chicken has a pair of long red hairs on the buttocks. If you look closely, you will also find a light golden streamer on the red hairs. The system found it, and it made a snoring sound. You have n’t told your findings yet. See you. Chi Zhao finally held the chicken’s **** unbearably, and slap it with red hair.

The chicken screamed, struggling as if it was going to be boiled.

“You still have a face to say me ?! Chickens are not like chickens, birds are not like birds, and they follow the blacksmith’s stove for a few days. They have only been heard of horses and donkeys. What can an iron block give birth to? An iron rooster? “

“Hmm!-“

The system quickly followed.

[What did it say? 】

Chi Zhao watched the chicken fluttering indifferently. “It said it would end up with me, demo, just you little one, and want to be with me …”

The voice didn’t fall, and the chick was choked a few times, even coughing a few times, and when the last one disappeared, there was a faint smoke in Xiao Huang’s mouth.

Chi Zhao: “…”

system:”……”

Chicken: “…”

The spirit body can’t hurt the master. Just now the chicken said that it was just awe-inspiring. At this moment, it felt shameful and not ridiculous. It just hung upside down in Chi Zhao’s hands, and it looked very desolate.

On the contrary, Chi Zhao felt a little unhappy, but he didn’t wait for his consolation, brushed it, the chicken disappeared, and went back to the spirit sea to lick the wound.

[Looking at the ability to smoke … it seems to be a phoenix, not a deified phoenix, or a super fast phoenix that can spray fire. By the way, you are not a Huaxia ethnic group. This is a unique creature of your tribe. No wonder people think you are ugly. You are now wearing Noah’s face, not the way they are remembered in their heritage. 】

After being explained by the system, Chi Zhao finally felt better. He stood up and patted his squatting leg, “turn back and pack it up, and do the business first.”

Following the guidance of the system, he came to a room on the fourth floor and stood behind the closed door. Chi Zhao always felt very upset. “Are you sure here?”

[Yes, that’s right, here it is. 】

Chizhao frowned. “I think …” It doesn’t seem right.

The rest of the words had not yet been spoken, and the system interrupted him.

[Do n’t think about it, the people inside may come out after you continue to grind it. You do n’t have to inject yourself with a medicine that triggers heat. If his brother sees you here, he wo n’t think you are beautiful, but only feel You’re weird. 】

A humble waiter, it was really strange that the sneaker came to the fourth floor where the guest was resting. Chi Zhao had to swallow his mouth, and then opened the door.

He moved in carefully, closed the door very quickly, and sprayed in his hand. He didn’t want to delay any time. He turned around and sprayed in front of the eyes. As a result, he just froze and pressed. Spray’s hands didn’t even move.

A pair of green and deep beast pupils stood quietly ten centimeters in front of his eyes. These eyes belonged to a black wolf that was pure black and taller than him. The other party stared at him instantaneously and was deterred. Such a huge beast stared, Chi Zhao’s scalp was numb, and the spray in his hand could hardly hold it.

At this time, the system was still screaming.

【what happened? Why can’t I see anything? ? Is it so dark? Chi Zhao, turn on the light! 】

There is such a big wolf here in the trough, did you not see it? !!

Chi Zhaoxin was about to jump into his throat. The absolute suppression of his strength made Chi Zhao instinctively hold his breath, but the black wolf on the opposite side did not mean to attack him, but instead tilted his head and gently stretched his neck forward. , Trying to smell what he was looking for, Chi Zhao was unknown, so he affixed it to the door behind him and pulled away from the black wolf. Then he discovered that there was a slight black mist on the black wolf. It kept spreading, but the fog was too light, and Chi Zhao had to be very careful to see a little.

In the pale black mist, a tall and handsome man slowly stood up. There were a few gullies between his eyebrows, looking majestic and indifferent. He walked slowly, as if suffering some pain. The black wolf suddenly disappeared. Chi Only then did he react, it turned out to be the spirit body, not the real animal.

Fortunately, Chi Zhao did not forget his mission, he quickly picked up the spray and pressed hard.

I spray!

no response.

I spray again!

Still no response.

I squirt! ——

Half of the bottle was almost gone, and the other person still had no response at all. Gently blinking, Chi Zhao suddenly remembered what the system had said to him a long time ago.

——What about our one-night potion? The potency is very strong, but it has a bug and only works for general characters in the world. If you encounter the main character, that is, the protagonist, it is useless because The protagonist is immune to all external forces …

“Wizard …?”

He could still see his spiritual body, the unguided guide.

The hoarse and low voices rang from the room. With the appearance of this sentence, the black mist became more and more. If they were entangled in Chi Zhao, they seemed to be temptations and flattering.

Chi Zhaoxin was cold, and the system was still calling there.

【Eh? Huh? Why can’t you even see the host? ? Host? Host? ? 】

The author has something to say: System: What about my host? So the big host, just put it here, why is it gone? !!

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