Learning to Love Time Loops Without Going Insane

“Albert, Ethel, Andy, please welcome Chris and Camden, they’re my brothers and dad said they could join.”

“We know Bug, we were there, but yes please join us.” Ethel said.

“Where did we leave off last time?” Bug asked the group. She had decided to take over DMing this loop since Cal had been in that other crack forever.

“We had just reunited the red dragon with her long lost husband who had been imprisoned by the human kingdom.” Ethel summarized the last session

“Ah yes, for the crime of being different. How dare they!” Albert added

“I wonder what D&D is like with a normal group?” Andy asked, no one answered.

“Chris has made a gnome barbarian, and I believe Camden said he was going to be a halfling paladin.”

“Yep, I can’t wait, I played a few times with my friends at school, but dad says you and Cal do the best games. I still can’t believe you can talk though.”

“I learned everything I know from Cal, well actually mostly Ethel, but I learned D&D from Cal.”

“No you didn't, you said I taught you.”

“Oh yeah, and from Andy. I just left out all the boring parts.”