Reincarnated as the butt-spanking Knight with a System

"Authority is the power that we can give to the human which could make someone from a normal person to become a superhuman. To be put it simply, you know that Technoknight is basically a super soldier version of Knights, am I right?"

Well... It sounds like a certain superhero movie. But not going to lie. It does look like, Thus, I asked her in case of curious of why. And she answered to me,

"Try to attack me by using any authorities that were available there." 

I was dumbfounded when she requested so. In my mind, I was thinking if she still remained sane or not. Thus, I asked her. 

"Are you okay, Albedo? Do you need to get some help?"

"Just do what I told you."

"Stop it. Get some help!"

Albedo frowned when I asked her to get some help. In which, I was quoting the word from the famous basketball which was the best way to woke her up to understand that she had done the things awfully wrongly.

Then, I'm clearing my throat which, I asked her,

"How about the Logs? can I know what was that?"

"It was clear enough though."

"How clear is it?" I asked her in a firm tone which led her to reply,

"It contains all of the information you can see. Where do you go, what have you done and so on..."

I'm opening the log as she had explained to me before. Thus, I'm seeing something interesting. And that was.... wow. I can actually track my own movement.

This sounds like modern tech stuff. But since it was Albedo's work.

Let alone this.

Her system was trying to kill me before just because of the stupid bug.

Ok. This is the thing, guys.

Imagine you're a software developer who lived for thousand years. 

Then there was a system made by you a few thousand years ago.

But. You can't fix the bug only because you restricted that root access.

How will your future junior react when they realized that you're the one who disables it?

Please think it twice before the act. Can you?

Thus, I asked Albedo.

"Can I know your guys' last known location by using this system?"

Albedo nodded simply. But, she gives me an unamused answer that led me to comment.

"Why did you put UAT shit to production? Seriously. Albedo!"

She repeated that twice in front of me.

First, she deployed the bug that almost killed me. And now, she deployed UAT stuff without even thinking if it will work or not!

"CAN YOU FOR ONCE NOT TO MAKE ME INTO THE DANGER? IF YOU KEPT REPEAT THIS KIND OF SHIT. THEN I WILL ENDED TO BE LIKE THAT ISEKAI GUY WHO HAD BEEN RESTARTED FOR SEVERAL TIMES! CMON ALBEDO!"

"Yikes!" Reili reacted to me when I'm yelling at her like that. Thus, she proceeded.

"I think, it's better to let her say something. Shall we, husband?"

"Ain't no your husband! We weren't even married yet!" I replied to Reili with a pissed-off tone. It caused Albedo to laugh as she commented.

"Once a being having sex in this world. Then they will be officially a spouse. You said that you read the entire documentation that I have to write already, do you?"

Crap.

Suddenly...

I had reminded myself of a custom in the documentation list.

"One shall be blessed as the spouse as they had slept all together in the night. Naked and the fluid fixed to create an offspring for the bloodline."

In other means.

I had had sex with Albedo, and then Reili.

It means...

"Fuck! Polygamy!" I yelled internally as I had just figured out something about it. 

It led Albedo to laugh as she rolling around as she couldn't resist the laughter anymore. And she replied soon after she had done laugh.

"Bruh! You just realized that? I thought you're much smarter than me. But it turned out that you're not as much smarter as me! Wake up, Kuso. Wake up!"

It's no longer about wake up or something. But it's related to my credibility!

Imagine that I can feed them.

That imagination.

That imagination when they were living in the poor area asking me about food or something.

No!

Definitely no!

Someone... Please help me!!

"Pfft. Nobody is gonna help you, Kuso. We are both your wives officially now." Albedo smirked on me with a mighty tone.

But wait.

I remember that the goddess or god can't be married to mortals. 

Time for some counterattack.

But...

She just smiling around at me. 

What's on her mind?

Wait.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Yes. I didn't hear it wrongly.

She hummed the fanfare song and then, she told me.

"It just made up by me so I won't get any suitors! Blueeek!"

She pulled her tongue out as she said so. It led me to reply,

"Fucking simp."

To be fair, I don't know how creepy this girl. But the more I know her, the creepier she will be.

What's on her mind exactly? Why she kept simping on me in which, I'm not even having a love interest to her.

Just like what happened earlier. I just trying to respect her decision so that's why I'm playing along with it.

But

The joy had ended here as a man in a normal attire like a typical businessman with yellow hair, and slanted eyes with his pale skin in which, visibly seen as if that he is a no-lifer.

He may be sounded as if he's like that. But, I'm pretty sure that it wasn't his actual aura. It sounded like that he was faking it intentionally so nobody noticed it instead.

"Praise to the Empress Albedo."

The man knelt into the respect and then. He proceeded after Reili replied to him to rose. But, Reili was pretty sure that the man wasn't someone who all of us can deal with. So, she decided to talk.

"State your business. Mr merchant."

"Flower blooms into the butt spanking of the blooming of the bloom to the flower bloom."

What the hell that asshole has said? Too many flowers. Are you gay or something?

But. Reili's expression was changed. Into a friendlier nature which led her to say,

"Welcome back, brother."

"Happy to know that you are married, my beloved sister."

When he stated so, his dog ears were popping out. It had made me wonder. Who is this guy? This guy seemed to have an ear resembling Reili's. And what's his relation to her?

"Apologize for the scare-off. Mr. Technoknight. I'm Ricky, empress Reili is my older sister and it's an honor to become your brother-in-law. Mr. Kuso."

He said that after he shook his hands to my right hand as a sign of introducing himself. Thus, Reili stated to me,

"It's fine, Kuso. He's my little brother. Rather than joining politics. He works as an alchemist in Seikara Empire instead.

"You have overestimated me, sister." Ricky bowed to her and stated so.

"Ahahaha!!! Isn't that the right truth about you, Ricky? Papa is always treating you better than me!" She laughed intimately to her own brother. 

Well... It's normal though, they were siblings after all. In which, he proceeded as he said.

"I'm coming to here cause the prime minister who worked with me together at there was killed. Yes. Layla the Technoknight is the one who killed him. I'm glad that I managed to run away before the incident hits."

"That's unfortunate... Any status about her?" Reili asked him firmly. And it was being heard by me and Albedo. In which, he replied her,

"Tracking her is basically a rocket science job. We have to keep our own identity by ourselves with our own indecipherable code. Just like how I'm saying it to my sister. All Ricky can suggest to you now, we have to act immediately. One missout and we will be all wiped easily by her."

I thought that she was politically strong. But how come that I'm hearing it as if that she was the one who hits at the front line?

Never mind. I need to know it in further detail. It's not only for myself now who had to be wary with her. Even Cleopatra who said to be as part of the twins were being wary with her as well...

If that's the case... It means that she will be the most formidable opponent who I had to fight.

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