ALL NOVEL Chapter 34
Chapter 34 A Cartoon Sticker Cure
“Captain Li, why are you staring at me like that?” Feng Lang asked nervously.
Li Changjun snatched the phone and glanced at the caller ID.
“Feng Lang, I’ve already matched my excuse with my colleagues. When will you pick me up?”
The call was answered, and a pleasant female voice came from the other end.
“Jiao Jiao, I’m your brother!”
Li Changjun said it coldly.
“Brother! Why is Feng Lang’s phone with you?”
Li Changjun didn’t give any explanation and hung up the phone.
“Feng, good, just good.”
“You just arrived in Hangzhou yesterday afternoon and got to hang out with my sister so soon.”
Li Changjun laughed coldly.
Li Changjun, a crazy demon with a sister complex, never expected this.
He only invited Feng Lang over for dinner, and this kid managed to get so friendly with his sister.
In less than a day, their relationship developed to the point of watching a movie together.
Why, in another two days, they might even talk about marriage.
“Captain Li, let me explain. Jiao Jiao and I are actually…”
“You’re not allowed to get close to my sister.”
Li Changjun wanted to block Feng Lang’s sister’s number on his phone.
“Captain Li, you better not do this.”
Just as Chen Yu finished speaking, Li Changjun blocked his sister’s number on Feng Lang’s phone.
“Why shouldn’t I?” Li Changjun demanded angrily.
“Three days ago, you borrowed 1,000 yuan from your sister to pay off your debt,” Chen Yu said with a smile. “If your wife finds out about this…”
“I’m afraid you won’t be able to bear the consequences.”
Hearing this, Li Changjun trembled.
His expression changed from anger to panic.
“Ring… ring…”
The phone rang again.
Li Changjun gulped and took out his phone with difficulty.
“If you don’t pick it up, you’ll be in even more trouble.” Chen Yu reminded him.
Li Changjun closed his eyes bitterly and opened them again the next second.
He pressed the answer button.
“Li Changjun, you’ve got balls.”
“I asked for you to stop smoking for your own good. But you’re something else, huh? You actually went downstairs to get cigarettes on credit.”
“Since you don’t have the money to pay your debts, you borrowed from Jiao Jiao. Are you even still acting as her elder brother?”
Li Changjun hung his head and did not dare to retort.
“Since you’re so capable, you no longer need your 300 yuan allowance.”
“Honey, don’t be angry. I won’t dare do it again.”
Li Changjun panicked further after hearing that his allowance was about to disappear.
“Hand in a 5,000-word apology essay tomorrow. I’ll judge it depending on your attitude.”
Right after that, his phone went silent.
Feng Lang lowered his head and stole a glance at Li Changjun with a smirk.
Li Changjun looked at Feng Lang.
What sort of hell was he in?
The little sister he had raised for 22 years turned out to be black-hearted.
“Dr. Chen, please wait a moment.”
Li Changjun called Feng Lang and went to the street.
About ten minutes later, the two of them entered Chen Yu’s shop once more.
Feng Lang looked happy, but Li Changjun was unhappy.
“Are there any other questions?”
“If there’s nothing, I won’t hold the door.”
Chen Yu asked with a smile.
Whether it was Feng Lang or Li Changjun, they were tormented by Chen Yu.
Thus, they were slightly afraid when they looked at him again.
Those two phone calls answered the question of whether Chen Yu was capable or not.
After communicating with their superiors, they suggested they keep in touch with Chen Yu without jeopardizing their relationship.
Hearing Chen Yu’s words, Li Changjun shot Feng Lang a look.
If Feng Lang wanted to be his sister’s boyfriend, he first had to learn how to solve problems for his brother-in-law.
“Um… Dr. Chen, your shop’s decoration is quite unique.”
“Looking at the psychological experts on the wall, I feel like I’m back in a university classroom.”
Feng Lang started a conversation, planning to discuss psychology with Chen Yu.
“It’s alright,” Chen Yu answered casually. “It’s just a layer of white paint.”
Feng Lang was speechless after hearing that.
Brother, there’s no way to pick up your conversation after that.
“Eh, is this Sigmund Freud?”
Feng Lang saw the golden statue and asked.
“Mhm.” Chen Yu nodded. “It’s a gift from a client.”
“Captain Li, look at this statue of Freud. The arms are good-looking, and so are the eyes.”
Feng Lang started chatting awkwardly as Li Changjun glared at him.
He wanted Feng Lang to break the awkward atmosphere between them and think of a way to talk to Chen Yu about something beneficial.
Not talking nonsense.
Quickly, Li Changjun saw a dazzling array of “treatment equipment” on the shelf and had the urge to bring Chen Yu to justice.
Calcium milk, priced at 100,000.
Baby Snow Cake, priced at 100,000.
There were dozens of different Black Cat Sheriff Stickers, all priced at 100,000 yuan.
After inspecting them, Li Changjun was certain that these dozens of items had been purchased from the small supermarket downstairs.
All of them combined would cost at most 500 yuan.
Selling these small items for exorbitant prices, a life-sized golden statue of Sigmund Freud, and a psychologist with a mysterious background and extraordinary abilities.
What kind of place was this?
A grocery store?
A counseling room?
Or was it a fortune-telling shop opened under false pretenses?
Li Changjun felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
“Captain Li, for the sake of your mental condition, I suggest you buy this therapy sticker.”
Just as Li Changjun cursed crazily in his heart, Chen Yu walked over and suggested.
Without another word, he picked up the Black Cat Sheriff Sticker.
“If I buy it, then that’s when my mental condition deteriorates.” Li Changjun said this inwardly.
He replied, “This is too expensive. I’m just a small captain, and I can’t take out 100,000 yuan.”
“It doesn’t matter. You can just buy one,” said Chen Yu.
“There are a total of 50 stickers. I’m selling them separately for 20,000 each.”
Li Changjun subconsciously stepped back when he heard these were sold separately.
Somehow, he felt his wallet bleeding out very soon.
His superiors had forbidden him from challenging Chen Yu, so what should he do if Chen Yu insisted on him buying this sticker?
“By the way, Detective Feng, you’d better buy one too.”
“No, no. I just started working, so I don’t have much…”
Halfway through his sentence, Feng Lang suddenly paused.
“Dr. Chen, are Captain Li and my illness serious?” Feng Lang asked hurriedly.
“Your condition is not too serious and will act up only after a few months.”
“As for Captain Li’s condition, it’s close.”
Chen Yu waved the Black Cat Sheriff Sticker in his hand.
“Black Cat Sheriff is the incarnation of the Righteous. Stick a sticker of him on your chest, and it will have a mental healing effect.”
“Buy, we’ll buy!”
“Captain Li, I’ll pay for this.”
Feng Lang hurriedly took out his wallet.
“Dr. Chen, do you take credit cards?”
“Sure.”
A moment later, Chen Ran brought over a POS machine.
Under Li Changjun’s stunned gaze, Feng Lang swiped away 40,000 yuan.
“Choose a style,” Chen Yu offered.
Feng Lang pursed his lips and said, “It would be better if you helped us choose.”
Hearing this, Chen Ran casually removed two pieces of stickers.
“After three months, you can stick it on your clothes.”
Chen Yu paused.
“Captain Li, you should stick it immediately.”
“No matter what others say, you mustn’t take it down.”
“Otherwise, your illness will kill you.”