Stealing the Heavens

The ground was dotted with golden lotus flowers and bodhi trees, and there were crystal-clear springs everywhere, while an exotic fragrance wafted about with the wind. The chanting of scriptures spread through the air, turning into a wave that decorated the underground cave, which was several miles in circumference, with sanctity and solemnity.

Three hundred and sixty golden relics the size of a human head were suspended in midair, from which rich natural energy was continually ejected into the dazzling Pure Land of the Buddhist League below. Like Immortal Jadebone’s fiend cauldrons in the valley, the relics communicated with countless flag gates and small energy gathering arrays in the outside world, bringing huge amounts of natural energy together and eventually forming such a blessed land here.

If anyone could see through the land, he would see a pink lotus flower taking up the whole underground cave. Measuring only a few miles long and wide, the cave had become a pure land filled with golden lotus flowers and bodhi trees that were tens of million miles in circumference. There were golden pagodas everywhere, and the woods and springs were lined with soft, white cushions.

In this pure land of Buddhist League, countless beautiful, slim women and countless handsome, muscular men were lying on those soft and white cushions and performing the most primitive human reproduction exercise. Their movements were so strange that some were purely bizarre. They copulated violently; their bodies slammed into each other to make a lascivious sound. But, they were wearing sacred and solemn expressions, their mouths constantly reciting scriptures. It was from their mouths that the chanting, which filled the void, arose.

“Amitabha!” Suddenly, a burly man sprinting wildly on the back of a pretty girl cried out as two golden streams visible to the naked eyes poured into his body from inside the girl. Soon afterward, a pale ring of pink light formed behind his head while a faint pink lotus mark about the size of a thumb appeared in the center of his brows. The girl, covered in sweat, turned over and put her long legs around the man’s waist as she said in a drowsy voice, “Congratulation Senior Brother on your success. Please don’t forget to take care of me in the future!”

“Amitabha!” With a delightful smile on his face, the man waved his hands and sprinkled pink Buddha’s light all around him. Nearby, the faces of more than thirty young girls resting in the shade of a bodhi tree were flushed at the same time, and they all looked at the man who had just become an arhat with their watery eyes. Before long, he was surrounded by them, and then a more fervent and exciting human reproduction exercise began.

The man enjoyed the girls like a machine that would never tire. As golden streams kept pouring into his body from these girls, the ring of pink light behind his head became brighter and more concentrated, and the pink lotus mark in the middle of his brows became clearer, as if a real lotus flower had been planted on his forehead.

From time to time, joyous roars rose to the sky in this piece of pure land as bright Buddhist light flashed everywhere, and the air was filled with a pink aura of sensuality.

In the middle of this place, eighteen towering golden pagodas formed a circle. At the top of each pagoda there was no spire, but a spacious cloud platform. Eighteen Buddhas, whose skins were as fair as maidens and bodies as fat and huge as elephants, lounged lazily in the middle of the platforms with numerous beautiful naked girls lying sprawled around them.

Shafts of strong light shone from behind the head of each Buddha, intertwining in the void to accelerate the time in this world by a factor of seven thousand. This was the result of their joint efforts. If they were on their own, each of them could only speed up time by up to two thousand times. But, when they came together, their efficiency improved by a considered amount. After all, they were proficient in the Delightful Zen Art, and not any time-controlling divine ability. Luckily, they were fellow disciples of the same master, and they were so close that they could get together to do this.

A glimmer of gold flashed through the void, and in the next moment, dozens of comely monks stepping on pink lotus flowers came flying down from the sky. The leading monk had a pale golden skin and lotus flowers flickering in his eyes, which showed that he was a bodhisattva from the Buddhist League.

Standing on a white cloud in the middle of the eighteen pagodas, the leading monk bowed to the Buddhas around him and said joyfully, “My lords, this trip has been fruitful. Over the past few days, thirty-seven kingdoms have been at war just outside of this mountain, resulting in the displacement of civilians and the destitution of their livelihoods. Taking the opportunity, we bought over some seventy thousand young girls with excellent foundations to use as cultivation vessels.”

The monk waved his hand, causing some seven hundred pink lotus flowers to drift out in a faint light. On every flower were a hundred beautiful maidens with excellent foundations, their ages ranging from seven to sixteen years.

A Buddha laughed joyfully and said, “Great! This will further speed up the cultivation of our disciples. Fellow brothers, although this is a tiring task, I ask you to please plant a seed of Delightful Zen in each of these cultivation vessels, so that they can cultivate it and become the aid to our disciples later on!”

The other Buddhas nodded. With just a wave of their hands, dozens of lotus flowers drifted over and landed in their palms. Each of them picked a girl from a random flower, then pressed his fat body heavily on the girl and circulated his Zen technique with a smile on his face while brutally entering the girl’s body. The sudden impale of foreign objects into their bodies made the girls, who were sleeping, wake up and scream in extreme pain. They struggled violently, and some even tore at the huge faces of the monks with their long fingernails.

But, no matter how they scratched and bit, these giant monks remain unmoved. Following a very strange frequency, they slowly wiggled their lower bodies, and dazzling light and mists gradually flowed out of them. Meanwhile, the girls’ bodies turned pale red, and soon, they began to let out delightful moans while the corners of their eyes and their eyebrows showed a strong sexual desire.

It was at this moment that a pink cloud burst into pieces in the void. Wu Qi and his companions had quietly intruded this world.

Standing on a dark cloud, Immortal Jadebone bowed respectfully to Wu Qi and said, “My lord, this is the place where the eighteen Buddhas from Buddhist League’s Delightful Zen branch are cultivating in seclusion. I knew they are hiding here because I had spent several periods in dual-cultivation with three of them. In fact, my Jade Fiend Bone Forging is derived from their divine ability of Indestructible Avatar.”

Wu Qi twitched his lips in disdain as he glanced at this so-called pure land and saw people copulating everywhere. ‘This Delightful Zen is truly worthy of its name…’ he thought.

Ao Buzun swallowed, his eyes wide as he laughed and said, “What an excellent cultivation technique! What an amazing place! How can these bald donkeys abduct young girls and enjoy them freely without being punished, when I was blown to pieces by someone’s self-explosion even though I was trying to form ties with only a few women? This is ridiculous!”

Wu Qi glared at Ao Buzun. ‘Although these monks are abducting women from the outside world, they are not as stupid as you to provoke too powerful an adversary! Also, they only abduct common girls, and even though they made these girls cultivate the Delightful Zen technique so they can become cultivation vessels, with no formidable backing, what can these girls do even when they manage to step into the realm of Bodhisattvas?’

Princess Zhang Le looked down at the mess and snorted coldly. “These bald donkeys deserve to die! Little Que’er, burn them all… Burn the girls too, and send their souls to reincarnation! As for the souls of these bald donkeys…just destroy them!”

Little Que’er answered and then threw her head back to let out a crisp cry. A red flame spread out rapidly, covering the entire pure land of tens of millions of miles around in the blink of an eye. Heat waves swept across all directions, causing the golden lotus flowers and bodhi trees to be set ablaze while the clear springs vaporized and dissipated in the air. In just a flash, the pure land of Buddhist League had turned into a flaming kiln.

Eighteen Buddhas who were enjoying the young girls’ delicate and fresh flesh jumped to their feet. They looked up at the sky and snapped, “Who’s giving us trouble? We’re the eighteen Delightful Buddhas under the head of the Buddhist League’s Delightful Zen branch! Fellow Daoist…”

Wu Qi quietly came to the middle of the eighteen pagodas. Standing on a white cloud, he gave the Buddhas a cruel, merciless glance. They felt the gaze piercing them like a sharp blade, filling them with a dreadful chill that prevented them from saying one more word.

A Dao Breaking expert had an absolute repressive advantage over a Dao Reasoning expert. Wu Qi’s enormous divine sense turned into a storm, pounding at the eighteen Buddhas in waves. Even though they were known for their powerful willpower and mighty divine sense, these Buddhas were still unable to resist the attack of Wu Qi’s divine sense and had to struggle to hold on to their minds. Their divine senses were like candlelight in the wind, which might be extinguished by Wu Qi at any moment.

They groaned in despair. Even today’s Lord Buddha, Amitabha, could not suppress them like this. The only existences that could put so much pressure on them would be figures stronger than Lord Buddha. A Dao Breaking expert…How could there be a Dao Breaking in Pangu Continent?

Shouldn’t all those freakish Dao Breaking experts obey the laws laid down by the few Dao Patriarchs and Buddhist Patriarchs, living in seclusion in the world outside of the Nine Heavens? Could it be that…’those’ had struck? Were they already joining hands to intervene the plans Heaven and Buddhist Patriarchs had come out with this time?

Eighteen Buddhas drenched in cold sweat at the thought of those terrible existences. Their legs were shaking, and soon, could no longer support their immense weight. They fell on the platforms almost at the same time, causing the pagodas below to tremble violently.

Wu Qi smiled pleasingly. It seemed that these people were easy to deal with.

With Immortal Jadebone’s precedent, Wu Qi would never reveal his identity as Great Yu’s King of Dong Hai. He lowered his voice deliberately and said with a sneer, “I am just a wandering itinerant cultivator who happened to see a bunch of evil monks abducting innocent girls and raping them. I must enforce justice on behalf of heaven and kill all of you evil monks!”

Nanming Flame roared down and incinerated everything in this pure land.

Amidst the cries of grief, the disciples of Buddhist League cultivating the Delightful Zen technique were reduced to ashes, and even their cultivation vessels were engulfed in the blaze. The true flame of the phoenix was known for its excellent ability to clean dirt and wash away all filth. In the clear flame, the souls of Buddhist League’s disciples were burned to nothingness while those of all the girls, pure and without any impurities, flew up one after another and plunged into the transmigration with smiles on their faces.

The Buddhas shrieked at the top of their lungs. All they did was repeat the same words ‘Please have mercy, Senior!’, while their souls were nearly ripped to pieces by Wu Qi’s divine sense.

Wu Qi smiled darkly as he threw out one of his sleeves and rolled up all the Buddhas. After that, he unleashed a purple bolt of lightning. With a crisp thunderclap, the cave and the mountains above it all turned to smoke and drifted away with the wind.