The Complete Guide to Rearing an Alien Boyfriend

Two minutes later, Long Xi had reached her limit, and asked Yan Wangchuan, “Brother Wangchuan, can you stick to the end?”

Yan Wangchuan nodded calmly, clenching his teeth to say, “I can.”

Long Xi said, “It all depends on you!”

She clenched her teeth and took out her left hand. Her hand turned red and swollen like a pig’s hoof. It was already blistering.

Xiaolu was bandaged by Bai Bing, then took out a bottle of scald cream to ease Long Xi’s hurt.

Long Xi was in too much pain and broke down. “Brother Kun, I have tried my best!”

The white man spoke a bit of Russian to the other three proudly, Long Xi could not understand what he was talking about.

Qiuzi stood with a gloating smile and said to Long Xi, “Do you need me to translate it for you? It turns out that this white was born with dysalgesia, so he cannot feel any pain. No wonder he can insist for so long and behave calmly. Haha!”

Long Xi nearly fell down when hearing that. Duang, that was a strange opponent that could not be encountered in that millennium, but they ended meeting him!

She said to Yan Wangchuan, “Brother Wangchuan, give up! If your hand ends up being damaged because of coldness, how will you play the violin from then on? We can find another way to get the chips!”

Yan Wangchuan shook his head resolutely and said, “No, I promised to help you! I should stick to the end!”

Xiaolu said, “You might be worried because of care. The white man’s words might not be true! Perhaps, he deliberately told us that! I don’t believe things would be so coincidental!”

Long Xi said, “But not playing the violin will be worse than killing him! I can’t be so selfish! If there is no way out, I can die with brother Kun!”

Yan Wangchuan was moved and took out his frozen hand, saying to Long Xi, “I’m sorry that I lost!”

Long Xi shook her head with tears and said, “Thank you! I know that you really want to help me!”

The white man also took out his hand. His situation was similar to Long Xi’s. One could tell it was an extremely hot liquid in the pot.

He said in English as if nothing happened, “I win. Give me the chips!”

Long Xi and her teammates had to hand over their chips to him, while the other two whites also gave him theirs.

The four whites happily cheered and clapped for him. They were leaving with laughter.

Long Xi noticed they were dressed in unified black hiking boots with brown bear prints on the sides.

Long Xi, Xiaolu, Yan Wangchuan, and Bai Bing all lost chips and suffered a lot of pains, especially Yan Wangchuan, who nearly lost the sense of his hands.

For a moment, dark clouds seemed to loom over their heads. Their emotions fell down.

Qiuzi said with a smile, “Don’t worry. There are still a lot of games waiting for you!”

Long Xi glanced at her and said, “You stand by and cannot feel the difficulty. Do you dare to join the games with us?”

Qiuzi said enigmatically, “Rest assured, we have the chance!”

Xiaolu pulled Long Xi to the side and whispered, “I think we should go back to uncle Lu. At least, the game he designs will not be that horrible!”

Long Xi and the others all agreed with that and followed the original road to go back.

When they arrived at the hole, they found Lu Hua was eating a steamed bun, while the four white men were also there.

The four white players saw them and even flipped their middle fingers at them in provocation. They even revealed an expression of despise.

Xiaolu asked, “Uncle Lu, what is the rule of this game?”

Lu Hua swallowed a bite of bun and said, “This game is about eating steamed buns. You come at the right time. Please help me to translate. They can’t understand my English. They must be Russians.”

Yan Wangchuan’s pupils shrank and he asked, “Is it poisoning again?”

Lu Hua said, “Haha, wrong guess! The rule is: “There are three large steamers here, each of which contains 100 steamed buns. The player who eats the most in 30 minutes will be the winner and gain 20 chips as rewards. As for the losers, they will have to pay me and accept the punishment of sitting in the beach ejection chair.”

Long Xi asked with surprise, “The beach ejection chair? They even arranged some ejection chairs?”

Lu Hua said, “Yes, after the game, you will see them when you get down the mountain and go west. I gained some inspiration from Running Man and designed this punishment. The player who is ready, sitting on the ejection chair to accept the punishment, needs to answer three questions. If the player answers correctly, he or she doesn’t have to be punished. They can be punished once if the player answers wrong. Well, you can help me to translate it. I can’t speak Russian.”

Xiaolu smiled and said, “We don’t know how to speak Russian! Master Xi, do you?”

Long Xi shook her head and said in a sad tone, “If brother Kun was here, everything would have already been done, because he masters many languages.”

Yan Wangchuan said, “I will join the game. I am hungry now! Xiaolongnv, you are always afraid of water and eat things in a slow way, so you don’t have to participate in this game!”

Long Xi said, “But your hand is not getting any better!”

Yan Wangchuan said in a sweet way, “Yeah, I can’t use the strength of this hand. Xiaolongnv, can you feed me?”

Long Xi blushed and said nothing.

Xiaolu said with a smile, “I should do such a tough job. Master Wangchuan, our friendship dates to the time we were classmates, many years ago! Come on, I can feed you!”

Yan Wangchuan raised his eyebrows and said with a sullen smile, “Well, forget it! Xiaolongnv has promised me, so we still have a bright future and more chances.”

Xiaolu was so angry and asked Lu Hua, “Can we start the game? I can’t wait!”

Lu Hua said, “Wait a minute. He is the only one to join the game. There is no opponent!”

“I am in!” Yamamoto Shang walked in from the gate.

Lu Hua expressed the rule of this game again. Yamamoto Shang said, “I am clear. Let’s start.” Lu Hua checked his watch and said, “The game begins!”

Yan Wangchuan and Yamamoto Shang opened a large steamer in front of them nearly at the same time and took out a steamed bun.

Long Xi had a careful look and found that his kind of steamed buns were of the high-gluten kind, whose density was higher than the normal ones. People would stay longer after eating one. Without any seasoning, it was a purely high-gluten steamed bun.

In fact, when people were hungry, eating that would be a kind of enjoyment.

But at the moment, they needed to eat more than the other in 20 minutes. The two were in a hurry. After all, the one who ate less could die in the end.

In that way, it would definitely be a torture.

One of Yan Wangchuan’s hand was frostbitten, so he grabbed the bun with the other hand.

After swallowing three high-gluten buns, both of them changed color.

That kind of steamed buns was too dry, which made them feel hard to eat more.

Yan Wangchuan caught up to the fourth bun and thought with annoyance in his mind, “I shouldn’t have eaten fruit this morning!”

He swallowed another bun and stared at Yamamoto Shang fiercely.

That game task was unexpected to him. Originally, he had planned to win against his opponent through wits. From that situation, he found that the game was about who had a bigger stomach instead of skills!

Yamamoto Shang was relaxed. His opponent was too full and even felt sick. He always knew the difference between himself and Yan Wangchuan.

Yamamoto Shang had a great appetite since he was a child, and since the previous night, he had eaten nothing except for some water!

He took a large bite and said in a cold voice, “I have eaten nothing for a long time. Boy, you will lose.”

Yan Wangchuan changed color and swallowed drily, saying, “You always talk too much. We will see who can smile to the end! Don’t forget, you’ve already been defeated by me!”

He referred to the last time when Yamamoto Shang lost twice when playing chess with him.

The quirky tattoo on Yamamoto Shang’s face was shaking. He stopped talking and kept swallowing.

The two continued eating and time went by in a flash. 10 minutes passed by.

Yan Wangchuan’s belly had rounded up. Looking at the bun in his hand, he felt it was much more disgusting than shit.

Yamamoto Shang took a few deep breaths when rubbing his belly.

At present, he had eaten two more buns than Yan Wangchuan and overpassed him temporarily.

He panted and said, “Yan Wangchuan, give up now before you die of being overly stuffed.”

Yan Wangchuan swallowed the whole bun in his hand and said, “Now, you’ve only just eaten one more than me.”

Yamamoto Shang changed color and clenched his teeth to eat more.

Long Xi was worried about Yan Wangchuan.

That might seem to be simply an eating game, but once care was thrown out the window, the player might really die of being stuffed.

Even Xiaolu could not help asking, “Uncle Lu, how could you design this horrible game?”

Lu Hua said, “I am also desperate! You really think I have a chance to make a choice? Compared with other games, this is simple. You will understand later! They don’t allow me to share the secrets. Otherwise, I would be breaking the rules.”

Bai Bing still wore a cold expression and no one could figure out her emotions.

Granny Piao was serious and dared not take a breath. She felt too nervous!

At that time, the two were extremely full, but still forced themselves to swallow buns. People around were really worried that the two’s bellies would explode at the next moment.

The whites also figured out the rules and gestured to participate in it.

Lu Hua asked them to wait; it would be their turn after Yan Wangchuan ended the game.

Yan Wangchuan swallowed another bun and had to loosen his belt.

At the moment, he felt very uncomfortable in the stomach and his throat was very dry. He felt that his belly would burst if he ate one more.

Long Xi felt that Yamamoto Shang’s situation was obviously better than Yan Wangchuan’s. Besides, what was more important was that he had eaten one and a half more than Yan Wangchuan.

Yamamoto Shang gasped and said with a sneer, “How do you feel? Can you eat more? You will die this time!”

Yan Wangchuan felt that the steamed buns in front of him were like shit. He would feel disgust when looking at them. But, to get more chips and help Long Xi save Mo Kun, he had to eat more.

“There are only four minutes left.” Lu Hua checked his watch and reminded them.

Yan Wangchuan was stunned and forced himself to eat one more, staring at Yamamoto Shang with a fierce eyesight.

However, Yamamoto Shang also ate one more and stared back.