The Complete Guide to Rearing an Alien Boyfriend

Yan Wangchuan could not bear it. He seemed to feel a fireball in his stomach, the feeling was unbearable.

Long Xi could not allow that to continue! If brother Wangchuan continued eating, he might not catch up with Yamamoto Shang and would die of indigestion.

That was unscientific! She had to find out a way!

She suddenly came up with an idea and shouted at Yan Wangchuan, “Brother Wangchuan, do you want some water?”

Yan Wangchuan understood her meaning at the moment when their eyes made contact. He nodded his head for a few times.

“You even dare drink water when falling behind me? You are cheating!” Yamamoto Shang was biting his bun and said fiercely to Yan Wangchuan.

“Hum, am I bothering you? The rules have not mentioned not to drink water!” Yan Wangchuan said while taking over the mineral water from Long Xi.

Xiaolu planned to say something, but was stopped by Long Xi directly. She said, “Don’t talk too much. He has his own considerations.”

The expression in Xiaolu’s eyes changed for a second and held back the words he wanted to say. He also understood!

Yan Wangchuan opened the cap of the bottle and laid it on the table. Then, he swallowed another bun, saying, “When it comes to the last two minutes, I can win if I drink this bottle of water.”

Yamamoto Shang suddenly hoped to take that bottle away when seeing it near him.

Long Xi shouted, “Hey, don’t you have any dignity? This is our water. Besides, you are far ahead of us, so you don’t have to drink any.”

Xiaolu handed another bottle of mineral water to Yan Wangchuan.

Yamamoto Shang sneered and picked up the bottle, drinking it up without any hesitation.

Yan Wangchuan just drank a small sip. He smiled when seeing how his Adam’s apple was rolling.

Suddenly, he spat out the water in his mouth and wiped the remaining drop by the corner, saying, “I thought you were tough to deal with!”

Lu Hua frowned and said, “What kind of trick do you want to play? Did you just keep the water in your mouth?”

Yan Wangchuan said nothing and high-fived with Long Xi. He smiled.

Xiaolu said, “Yamamoto Shang, you fell in my trap! This turn, you’ll die.”

Yamamoto Shang’s face wore an abnormal blush.

“What do you mean?” Lu Hua asked in shock.

“What happens when buns meet water?” Xiaolu asked.

Lu Hua answered, “The buns will… expand… when meeting water!”

“Yes.” Long Xi looked at Yamamoto Shang who could not say anything because of extreme discomfort, saying, “In fact, brother Wangchuan did not really want to drink water, but tried to remind Yamamoto Shang that drinking water would lead him to win. In this way, Yamamoto Shang was misled.”

Lu Hua said, “I get it. No wonder that you kept reminding him of drinking water, but Yamamoto Shang did not have to.”

Yamamoto Shang’s face began to pale.

He fell down to the ground with an abnormal expression. After a while, a smell of urine came out of him.

It turned out that eating too much would prorogue urinary incontinence for him.

“Help… me” Yamamoto Shang looked at Lu Hua, clutching his face with his hands because of the pain. His face became distorted.

Lu Hua shrugged and said, “I’m sorry, I can do nothing!”

Yan Wangchuan burst into laughing, “Haha, you finally fell into my trap. You should have won this game! Haha, you are just brain-dead instead of stupid!”

Yamamoto Shang could not say anything but could hear all his words, which made his chest heave up and down with rage. In that way, the pressure to his chest made his stomach even more uncomfortable.

Suddenly, he screamed. A bad smell went around. Then, he did not move anymore while his pupils slowly lost focus.

Yan Wangchuan held his belly to stand up, saying with a smile, “I am the winner!”

Lu Hua gave him 20 chips. Long Xi supported him to sit down on a chair.

The Russians originally tried to play that game, but when they saw someone die, they were frightened and shouted to leave that cave.

Several black men wearing sunglasses walked in and cleaned up the scene, carrying Yamamoto Shang’s body out.

Suddenly, an accident happened!

When those men in black suits walked to a cliff and planned to throw Yamamoto Shang’s body away, a few poisonous snakes came out of Yamamoto Shang’s sleeves. Biting those black men, they fled away.

The men in black suits died not long after.

That scene was captured by hidden cameras, sending it to the large screen of the VIP room on the second floor of Hell.

Chen Jian who was sitting in the VIP room checked his watch, saying to the three distinguished guests with a smile, “Everyone, time is up. You can put down your bets! This turn, the bet will be whether the next dead player is male or female.”

The three distinguished guests placed their bets in a row with a large number of chips.

Their chips were black and one represented 10 million.

That was the main way to make profit in Hell, that many rich players who liked to pursue different motivations were addicted to that kind of abnormal game; they would be willing to spend quite a lot of wealth on it.

Of course, Long Xi and her team had no field eyes and could not know things like that happened.

The clever Long Xi found some bugs in the game and told Xiaolu in secret.

Xiaolu discussed with Long Xi and planned to take advantage of that bug. Before other players arrived, they all could join that game.

They ate a few buns slowly and Xiaolu deliberately allowed Long Xi to win.

In that way, Xiaolu passed 20 chips to Lu Hua while Lu Hua received 20 chips as a reward. That meant neither of them had any loss and were stuffed.

The only regret was that Xiaolu would need to go to the west of the seashore to accept the punishment of the ejection chair.

However, Xiaolu said, “I am in good health, high immunity, good swimming skills, and not afraid of water. I am OK! I can consider this as swimming in the sea. I like the ejection chair game when watching Running man and I always wanted to have a try! I should go down the mountain and you can have a rest over there. Then, come down together.”

Long Xi said, “We should go with you to cover each other’s backs!”

Yan Wangchuan said, “I am too stuffed, so I can’t walk.”

Xiaolu said, “I can go there alone! You can stay to look after them!”

After Xiaolu left, Bai Bing and granny Piao did the same to eat the buns.

20 minutes later, Bai Bing deliberately allowed granny Piao to win.

Long Xi respected Bai Bing’s behavior. She found that Bai Bing was a cold-hearted person, ruthless but touched!

Yan Wangchuan finally had a good rest, following Long Xi, Bai Bing, and granny Piao to get down the mountain from the west path.

Walking halfway down, they found a hidden cave by the roadside which could not be found easily.

Long Xi came up with an idea, “Will there be a piece of equipment? If I can find a tough one, we can have a life-saving weapon.”

When they were about to get inside, a voice came out of the cave, “Who? Whomever dares to get inside will be killed by my gun!”

Long Xi frowned. That voice was very familiar with incomparable horror and anger. Long Xi could tell it was from Weiwei.

She dared not rush in but shouted from the outside of the cave, “Weiwei, it’s me!”

“Ah, Little Xi.” Weiwei shouted, “Little Xi, come and save me! Come in. Waiting for you to come finally paid off. I thought I would die here. I finally realize that you’re a real friend! I shouldn’t have treated you that way!”

Before Long Xi planned to get inside, Yan Wangchuan hurriedly stopped her and said, “Be careful of her trap!”

Long Xi said, “Weiwei will not cheat people! I know her! She’s my friend, but she did not think clearly before.

Weiwei’s voice came out from inside, “Little Xi, I was wrong! Please save me! I can see nothing!”

Long Xi ignored Yan Wangchuan’s blocking and turned on her flashlight to walk in.

A bloody mildew smell came to them, making Long Xi continue to sneeze.

However, she did not care too much about circumstances, because she saw Weiwei was shrinking in the corner with her eyes bleeding and body shivering.

Weiwei closed her eyes and murmured, “Little Xi, where are you? I can see nothing!”

Long Xi quickly went over to help in supporting her and asked, “Weiwei, are your eyes hurt?”

At the moment, Weiwei looked terrible; especially her eyes, which were as swollen as eggs.

Seeing Weiwei’s condition, Long Xi felt stunned. Was Weiwei… blind?

Weiwei said, “I stayed with Yamamoto Shang before, but a group of men in black suits came over and spread some black powder on us. Yamamoto Shang even used me as his shield. I can see nothing after that. Later on, I heard those people were screaming. Yamamoto Shang told me he had released his poisonous snake to bite them. I could see nothing and did not know what happened. I fainted then. When I woke up, I could not open my eyes. Yamamoto Shang dropped me here and left alone.”

“So how did you get there?” Long Xi asked.

“I can still see a little bit of light. It’s vague. I tried my best to crab over there and hide.” Weiwei asked excitedly, “Little Xi, tell me whether I’ll be blind.”

Long Xi could only comfort her, “Don’t think too much! Even if the doctor can’t heal you, you know, we still have Brother Kun, who can invent some medicine to cure you.”

Weiwei said with disappointment, “But now, he is…”

Long Xi firmly said, “At all events, I will save him! If I can’t, I will die with him!”

She poured some mineral water to clean Weiwei’s eyes and asked her to have some rest. Granny Piao was responsible to look after her while she, Yan Wangchuan, and Bai Bing were looking for equipment in that cave.

After a while, she found two name brands in the grass. She wrote down Weiwei and granny Piao’s names, then attached them to their backs.

She and Bai Bing supported Weiwei and walked out of the cave, walking down the mountain.

They saw there were three ejection chairs by the west of the seaside. The first was empty, while the players on the second and the third were all pale due to the scare.

They saw Qiuzi was wearing a beautiful evening dress. She was holding a microphone, asking questions to the players. She looked like a host of the Spring Festival Evening.

Several players were waiting in line to be punished, and showed fear.

Long Xi did not see Xiaolu and suddenly became worried.

Bai Bing could not help teasing those scared players, “Isn’t it just an ejection chair? Should they be so scared?”

Qiuzi said with a smile to the bald middle-aged male player sitting on the second ejection chair, “Pro, it’s your turn to answer the questions. Are you ready? Well, the first question is: what’s your occupation?”

The middle-aged man was happy because he did not expect that the first question was much easier than the other players’!

He immediately replied, “I am a math teacher!”