This director only makes bad movies

Chapter 41 Impossible, absolutely impossible



Chen Pengfei couldn't believe it.

This film critic Tao Heng actually wrote a review to praise Summit Films' "The Taoist Bian Shan" rather than the movie he shot "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain".

What an international joke.

There must be a mistake somewhere.

Chen Pengfei decisively clicked on Tao Heng's film review.

""Taoist Bian Shan" is a good movie full of bold subversion."

Yesterday, I happened to pass by the cinema and found that "The Taoist Descending the Mountain" directed by Chen Pengfei was showing.

At that time, I thought to myself, no, the time has not come yet. Then I took a closer look, and sure enough, it was not "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain" that was shown, but the porcelain movie "The Taoist Bian Shan".

Of course I couldn't be fooled again after being fooled once, but with the idea of ​​seeing how the movie went, I went to the cinema and watched "Taoist Bian Shan".

This movie did not exceed my expectations. It can be said to be as ridiculous as ever. People can't help but want to complain about Fu Huadao after watching it. There are also actors who come and go with the same faces. And the heroine’s long and dazzling legs.

The entire movie is composed of these elements, and the main line of anti-Japanese only serves as a guide.

The next day, I went to see "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain" directed by Chen Pengfei. Out of respect for director Chen Pengfei's past achievements, I naturally thought that this should be a good movie.

But the final result disappointed me.

Please tell me, Director Chen, what story do you plan to tell?

I stayed in the movie theater for two hours. When I left the movie theater, I recalled it in my mind and found that I didn't remember anything. I just remembered Sister Lin Zhiling's wet temptation and underwater benefits.

But the question is, if we need welfare, wouldn’t we go and watch welfare movies ourselves? There is no need to spend dozens of dollars on movie tickets to watch your movie for the meager benefits.

The movie "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain" tells the story of two masters and apprentices who opened a Taoist temple on the mountain. They accidentally met a beautiful pilgrim played by Lin Zhiling. The master who had been a Taoist priest for many years was moved by the Taoist priest. He came down the mountain and returned to secular life and became a drugstore owner. , and even married the pilgrim.

Then, the pilgrim cheated and the Taoist priest was killed by the adulterer and adulterer. The apprentice, played by Wang Shu, chose to avenge his master and locked the adulterer and adulterer in a room and burned him to death.

It is such a simple story, but it was shot by director Chen Pengfei in a confused way. A large part of the early plot describes how much the priest and the pilgrim love each other, and how much the old Taoist loves the pilgrim played by Lin Zhiling. ,

In the middle period, Lin Zhiling cheated on the adulterer and killed the old Taoist priest with his own eyes. In the middle, Wang Shu witnessed the cheating of the adulterer and adulteress, which gave Wang Shu, a young Taoist priest, a strong heart. impact.

In summary, this is a simple old story about an adulterer and an adulterer, telling us that old couples and young couples will not end well.

Comparing "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain" with "Taoist Bianshan", apart from the more refined Taoism and more actors, nothing can compare to this movie.

At least "Taoist Bian Shan" tells a clear story. A Taoist priest who is far away from the world is finally forced to go down the mountain to fight against the Japanese because of the cruelty of the Japanese.

After watching "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain", I was just confused.

At first, I thought it was "The Taoist Bian Shan" versus "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain". Now that I've watched both movies, I think it's "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain" versus "The Taoist Bian Shan". After all, only a bad movie can be a good one. .

Compared with "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain", "The Taoist Bianshan" can be regarded as a bold and subversive work.

Finally, I would like to give director Chen Pengfei a piece of advice: stop making some movies that are inexplicable and incomprehensible and make people doubt their views.

After all, he is also the director who made "Legend of Overlord". How could he stretch his hips like this in the new movie?

If you really don’t know how to make movies, you can go to Summit Film and Television to learn about it, so that you won’t make super bad movies like "The Endless" and "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain" in the future.

After reading the entire film review, Chen Pengfei was so angry that his body trembled.

This film critic, Tao Heng, actually said that his movie was a bad movie and not as good as Summit Films' "Taoist Bian Shan".

He was actually asked to study at Summit Film and Television, an unscrupulous film and television company!

Collecting money, this guy must have received black money from Summit Films.

The angry Chen Pengfei decisively logged into his account and posted a Weibo message.

"Nowadays, the film industry is becoming more and more chaotic. Some film critics who pretend to be neutral are objective on the surface, but in fact they are secretly collecting money from others and deliberately playing tricks on others.

@Tao Heng, you are sure that my movie "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain" is not as good as Summit Pictures' lousy film "The Taoist Bianshan". Is there something wrong with your eyes? I happen to know a few skilled ophthalmologists. I can introduce it to you.

Here I solemnly state that the competition at the box office of a movie depends on buying trolls and posting black press releases. The public’s eyes are sharp and they can tell which movie is good. "

Not long after the Weibo post was posted, Tao Heng had not yet responded, but a large number of netizens quickly responded.

"Is it possible that your movie itself is terrible, not as good as "Taoist Bian Shan"? Tao Heng is telling the truth."

"Indeed, it is useless to rely on trolls to blackmail the draft. Director Chen Pengfei, please make a movie seriously. To tell you the truth, I have watched both movies. If you want me to make one of the two movies, Choice, I would rather watch "Taoist Bian Shan", although this movie is shocking, at least I can understand it."

"There will be no good end for adulterers and adulterers, and there will be no good end for those who make bad movies."

"Director Chen, don't listen to their nonsense. I support you. I watched "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain" and it is a good movie. The name "Taoist Bianshan" sounds like rubbish. I didn't watch it at all."

Surprisingly, in Weibo comments, most people supported Tao Heng, not him.

After reading these comments, Chen Pengfei was very angry.

Are the navy so aggressive now?

He immediately called his secretary.

"Hey, how's the situation with the navy that I asked you to check go?"

The secretary who had just received the results received a call from Chen Pengfei, took a deep breath, and responded with a little embarrassment: "The results were found."

"What's the result? Who is organizing a large-scale navy to hack us? Is it Summit Film and Television? Is it Xu Nan, the idiot?"

"Uh." The secretary smiled bitterly and responded cautiously: "Director Chen, there is no navy."

Chen Pengfei's eyes widened: "It's impossible, there must be trolls. Otherwise, why would there be so many people hacking my movie? There must be trolls behind it."

Maybe it's the movie itself that doesn't work.

The secretary cursed in his heart, but nodded repeatedly on the surface: "Okay, I will continue to let the public relations department investigate, and we will definitely find out the mastermind behind it."

Alas, people have to bow their heads under the eaves. Who calls her a worker?


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