Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 038
0121_ Destroy the atmosphere
Xie Qinwei obviously didn't notice that I had the urge to beat him up, and he still said in a graceful manner: "Please, Second Young Master, taste this wine. If you can still drink it, I have the audacity to ask Second Young Master to name it."
What are you pretending to be elegant, didn't you come to me to change the xxoo guide?I'll take you a jar of wine and give you a name. This is a two-way settlement, and you won't be able to change the guidebook.
I slandered so much, and said so: "Just change the name, don't you want the secret book of Hehuan sect?"
Xie Qinwei froze, probably didn't expect me to spoil the atmosphere like this, maybe he thought I would follow his elegant topic and go on elegantly, name the wine on the surface, and secretly stuffed him with a jade slip from the Acacia sect.It has both face and inside.
Tsk, don't inquire, I, Pei Er, have never had anything to do with Fengya.Oh, maybe this face was involved.So don't judge people by their cover.
With Xie Qinwei's stiff expression, I calmly asked: "About the precautions for monks' first sexual affairs, the Acacia Sect has a lot of research results. First of all, the auxiliary exercises are mainly used by the Acacia Sect disciples, but there are some Non-Acacia Sect disciples can also learn the simple exercises temporarily. These simple exercises will not conflict with most other exercises. If you don’t use exercises to assist, there are pills to assist, magic weapons to assist, and posture to assist... ...A lot, depending on your needs. Well, in addition, although I don't think it should be asked, just in case, let's make sure again, is your first sexual partner a female human monk? You need to know the gender, race and The quantity is different, and the auxiliary methods are also different.”
In Xie Qinwei's petrification, I concluded: "In short, Hehuanzong can provide a lot of things in this regard, so you need to tell me your specific situation, so that I can give you targeted information. Otherwise, I will give you a lot of information. I'll give it all to you, you may not be able to read it even after spending years. Besides, although I have some common materials here, which can be bought in many places, I can't give you all of them for nothing? Just any jade slips from the Hehuan sect It’s not cheap. What you can get in exchange for this bottle of wine is just a few words. It’s too bad for me to give you more. I won’t choose the name of the wine. You should choose it yourself. Good wine."
Xie Qinwei finally came back to his senses, looked at me with a strange look, and murmured: "I really... didn't expect that..."
Didn't expect anything, didn't you expect me to be such a layman?We have known each other for more than a year, did you know?
0122_Xiaoyujian
Xie Qinwei digested for a while, regained his composure, and said, "You can see how much information this jar of wine can exchange for."
It sounds like: Weigh me pork for ten bucks.
Hey, right, this tone is much more pleasing to the ear.I threw him a thumb-sized jade slip.
In other words, there is no necessary relationship between the volume of the jade slips and the capacity of the stored data. It mainly depends on the quality of the jade slips and the craftsmanship of making the slips.However, under the conditions of the same quality and the same craftsmanship, the larger the jade slips, the larger the capacity.
Most of the jade slips in my hand are inherited from my mother, a small part is from my father, and some are from the sect.The mother in the Yuanying stage, the father in the transformation stage, and the top ten sects in the cultivation world, of course, the jade slips provided by them are rarely of low quality.In order to say a few words to Xie Qinwei without wasting the capacity of the jade slips, I even dug out my hand-practicing works many years ago.
'Jade', which is not much different from ordinary stones, got a USB flash drive with a capacity of KB according to the clumsy craftsmanship of painting a tiger with a cat.
Fortunately, I didn't throw it away.
Xie Qinwei held the jade slips and hesitated for a moment, and I kindly said: "You can inspect the goods now, if you have any dissatisfaction, you can mention it now, and I don't care about the after-sales after that."
Xie Qinwei: "Second Young Master Pei is really too straightforward. I always thought you were a young artist... For years, you didn't dare to get close."
Stop, what are you getting close to, what are you talking about, a literary girl?I have nothing to communicate with you.
"But this is better," Xie Qinwei said, sticking the jade slip to his forehead, "it's easy to talk."
Heh, you have to stick your forehead to read a jade slip. I don’t have to do such prescribed movements in the middle of my qi training. It can be seen how little your reading volume is.We really have no common language, nothing to say.
Reading the Jade Slips uses spiritual consciousness, which is basically a specific operation method of spiritual power, and this method is also used for sound transmission and secrets.The information in the jade slips will eventually be imported into the brain, so in order to shorten the transmission distance, putting the jade slips on the forehead is the easiest way to read, entry-level.
After proficiency, or after the spiritual consciousness is strong, as long as any part of the body touches the jade slip, it can be read, and if it is stronger, it can also be read from a distance.
Compared with other mid-stage foundation-building monks of Yunxia Sect, my spiritual power can only be considered at the middle level, but my spiritual consciousness is definitely superior, which was forcibly smashed out of countless jade slips.Thank you for my mother's chatter, and thank you for my photojournalism.It's not easy to develop a reading addiction.
0123_ broken and sticky
There were not many things in the little jade slip, but Xie Qinwei read it for about half an hour, and after reading it, he held the jade slip and meditated for a while.
I kept ruminating on the data in my head throughout the whole process, and I didn't feel bored.
"It's very inspiring." Xie Qinwei finally spoke, and the first sentence was praise.
I am annoyed by this, meaningless emotion.Fortunately, there are very few people who can think deeply about Xiao Huangwen - to put in a word, few do not mean none.I have seen abusive little yellow texts, not the kind where I love you and you don’t love me so I imprison you and abuse you, and in the end you still abuse Stockholm he, but it is obvious that 90.00% of the first is brainless and pure meat, the last Chapter 3 The plot suddenly took a turn for the worse, involving family ruin and death, and it was very logical. Counting down to Chapter 2, life and death. In the last chapter, the living took their lover's ashes away, leaving behind strange legends during the journey.
I'm so meowing to read a meat article to relax, and I still see be, the author is doing something?
Oh, it's getting farther.
After Xie Qinwei sighed casually, he returned to the topic: "If you want to buy all the materials of the Hehuan sect that are publicly sold to the public, how much will it cost?"
I told him frankly: "My father may not even be able to afford it."
Xie Qinwei was shocked.
What's so shocking about that?This is a fact recognized by the entire cultivation world.The Hehuan Sect is listed as a second-rate sect because they don't have enough force indicators, but they are top-notch in terms of influence.People in the world may not be able to remember exactly what the three top schools and the seven first-class schools are, but they certainly don't know the Hehuan Sect.
I reminded him: "The Hehuan Sect has all the high-quality pornographic texts, pornographic pictures, and pornographic films in the cultivation world... and almost all of those low-end products are imitated based on the template of the Hehuan Sect. In order to prevent the Hehuan Sect from making trouble, they have to Share the profits to the Hehuan Sect, and the Hehuan Sect will also give them some pointers. In addition, the mortal world has also been affected by the Hehuan Sect, and some disciples of the Hehuan Sect will also do popular promotion in the mortal world. Therefore, if you want to buy 'all', then The scope is quite large. Even if you only buy the parts directly produced by the Acacia Sect, since it has always followed the high-end route and the supply is in short supply, it is often an auction. If you want to buy them all, you need to compete with local tyrants. Wisdom. Let’s not talk about resourcefulness, I think at least your financial resources and force are not enough.”
"I think so too." Xie Qinwei agreed weakly.
I justified myself by the way: "Exchange your jar of wine for a small jade slip. I really didn't take advantage of you. The Hehuan Sect is the leader in this respect. I will sell this jade slip..."
"It's enough to buy a tavern." Xie Qinwei continued, and adjusted his posture to be natural again. He was hit several times in a row, and his three views were broken. In the end, Sticky is still as normal as a person, and his recovery ability is quite good Yes, it really has the tenacity of the 21st century Chinese people or the spirit that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.
0124_Straightforward rejection
Xie Qinwei asked: "Besides you, where else can you buy Hehuanzong's products?"
What do you mean except me?I don't specialize in selling Acacia Sect items, in fact you are the first person to buy this thing from me - higher than me, sorry to buy this from my little doll, my same generation, see I can't open my mouth when I see this face.Only you, after being scared off once, actually rebuilt your psychological defense for a while and then came back again.
"Fate." I gave him a very comprehensible answer, but I really wasn't trying to fool him. Every time the Acacia Sect's items are displayed, they will be sold out quickly. If you don't have any fate, you can't buy them.
Xie Qinwei: "Then...can I..."
"No." I cut him off, "Only this time. I don't want to get involved with this kind of thing too much, and you don't recommend others to buy this from me. There will be no next time." I am a gay man , for you to sort out the information on how to communicate with girls in depth, I can sort it out with an academic attitude, but why should I do it for you?
Xie Qinwei was silent for a moment, and said: "I mean, can I be introduced to people from the Hehuan Sect? I heard that the second son has a good relationship with the Hehuan Sect?"
You've heard a lot. "No." I answered him bluntly, "You are not worthy of my connections." If I had connections, but in fact, I am not very familiar with the people of Hehuan Sect. They took care of me entirely for the sake of my mother. On, perhaps, my face also pulled some kindness value.
Xie Qinwei smiled: "Second Young Master is really beyond my expectation."
I take that as a compliment.
0125_ exclusive
There are often treasures and opportunities in the secret realm, as well as danger and death.The foundation building stage has never been the main force of most secret realm teams, and usually they can only pick up some residue.
In a sense, the Wanxin Secret Realm is at the level of residue, with no sense of mystery at all, and it is even less likely that there will be undiscovered hidden treasures, but for Yunxiazong, there is a secret realm that has no sense of mystery——
Fog surrounds the secret place.
The Misty Secret Realm is located in the northeast mountain peak of Yunxia Sect, which echoes Hunting Peak across the main peak.This is the secret realm that belongs to Yunxiazong itself. This secret realm is open all the time, but the inner disciples of Yunxiazong can enter at any time, and the outer disciples can also enter for a limited time after meeting certain conditions.From the Qi training stage to the Spirit Transformation stage, all Yunxiazong disciples can gain something from this secret realm, which may be actual items or some insights.
The Wuzhuo Secret Realm is so caring, and it can distinguish whether a person is a disciple of the Yunxia Sect, an outer sect or an inner sect, as if it was tailor-made for the Yunxia Sect.In fact, it was indeed tailor-made for Yunxiazong.
It was personally built by the patriarch of Yunxia Sect.
Yunxia Sect is a top-notch sect.In the cultivation world, the rigid criteria for the classification of sects are very simple. Those with the Mahayana stage are the top sects;If you don't even have a golden core, in principle, the cultivation world will not recognize it as a sect, and even if you barely count it, it is not at the top level.
From this standard of division, when Yunxia Sect established its sect, it met the top standard, and the patriarch Wu Rao was in the Mahayana period.It's a pity that the classification of martial arts levels was not so rough back then. The top martial arts must not only have force value, but also have seniority and influence.What's even more regrettable is that Yunxiazong didn't appear in the Mahayana stage after Patriarch. Even in the stage of transforming gods, a team of thugs can be formed, but the quantity is useless and cannot overcome the hurdle of qualitative change.
When Master Wu Rao died, he transformed into a secret realm that belonged exclusively to the Yunxia Sect, named Wu Rao. The control of this secret realm was in the hands of his Lingbao, the current Lingbao of the Yunxia Sect, Ms. Yunxia.Of course, Ms. Yunxia can distinguish who is a disciple of the Yunxia Sect and who is not, who is an outer disciple and who belongs to an inner sect. She gives different disciples different secret realm permissions, and then the secret realm specifically transforms into a scene suitable for the disciple's training.
This is a benefit that belongs exclusively to Yunxia Sect.But in fact, there is nothing to show off, because each of the three big and seven schools has some unique benefits, and even the second and third-rate schools have many benefits. This is like a sign, indicating that this school has some background It probably won't collapse for a while.
Compared with the secret place itself, I am often troubled by the name of the secret place.
Fog around, Yunxia.Clouds and mist surround the sky.
Alas... Stop it, stop it, don't think carefully, it's too cruel to think about it.
Xie Qinwei obviously didn't notice that I had the urge to beat him up, and he still said in a graceful manner: "Please, Second Young Master, taste this wine. If you can still drink it, I have the audacity to ask Second Young Master to name it."
What are you pretending to be elegant, didn't you come to me to change the xxoo guide?I'll take you a jar of wine and give you a name. This is a two-way settlement, and you won't be able to change the guidebook.
I slandered so much, and said so: "Just change the name, don't you want the secret book of Hehuan sect?"
Xie Qinwei froze, probably didn't expect me to spoil the atmosphere like this, maybe he thought I would follow his elegant topic and go on elegantly, name the wine on the surface, and secretly stuffed him with a jade slip from the Acacia sect.It has both face and inside.
Tsk, don't inquire, I, Pei Er, have never had anything to do with Fengya.Oh, maybe this face was involved.So don't judge people by their cover.
With Xie Qinwei's stiff expression, I calmly asked: "About the precautions for monks' first sexual affairs, the Acacia Sect has a lot of research results. First of all, the auxiliary exercises are mainly used by the Acacia Sect disciples, but there are some Non-Acacia Sect disciples can also learn the simple exercises temporarily. These simple exercises will not conflict with most other exercises. If you don’t use exercises to assist, there are pills to assist, magic weapons to assist, and posture to assist... ...A lot, depending on your needs. Well, in addition, although I don't think it should be asked, just in case, let's make sure again, is your first sexual partner a female human monk? You need to know the gender, race and The quantity is different, and the auxiliary methods are also different.”
In Xie Qinwei's petrification, I concluded: "In short, Hehuanzong can provide a lot of things in this regard, so you need to tell me your specific situation, so that I can give you targeted information. Otherwise, I will give you a lot of information. I'll give it all to you, you may not be able to read it even after spending years. Besides, although I have some common materials here, which can be bought in many places, I can't give you all of them for nothing? Just any jade slips from the Hehuan sect It’s not cheap. What you can get in exchange for this bottle of wine is just a few words. It’s too bad for me to give you more. I won’t choose the name of the wine. You should choose it yourself. Good wine."
Xie Qinwei finally came back to his senses, looked at me with a strange look, and murmured: "I really... didn't expect that..."
Didn't expect anything, didn't you expect me to be such a layman?We have known each other for more than a year, did you know?
0122_Xiaoyujian
Xie Qinwei digested for a while, regained his composure, and said, "You can see how much information this jar of wine can exchange for."
It sounds like: Weigh me pork for ten bucks.
Hey, right, this tone is much more pleasing to the ear.I threw him a thumb-sized jade slip.
In other words, there is no necessary relationship between the volume of the jade slips and the capacity of the stored data. It mainly depends on the quality of the jade slips and the craftsmanship of making the slips.However, under the conditions of the same quality and the same craftsmanship, the larger the jade slips, the larger the capacity.
Most of the jade slips in my hand are inherited from my mother, a small part is from my father, and some are from the sect.The mother in the Yuanying stage, the father in the transformation stage, and the top ten sects in the cultivation world, of course, the jade slips provided by them are rarely of low quality.In order to say a few words to Xie Qinwei without wasting the capacity of the jade slips, I even dug out my hand-practicing works many years ago.
'Jade', which is not much different from ordinary stones, got a USB flash drive with a capacity of KB according to the clumsy craftsmanship of painting a tiger with a cat.
Fortunately, I didn't throw it away.
Xie Qinwei held the jade slips and hesitated for a moment, and I kindly said: "You can inspect the goods now, if you have any dissatisfaction, you can mention it now, and I don't care about the after-sales after that."
Xie Qinwei: "Second Young Master Pei is really too straightforward. I always thought you were a young artist... For years, you didn't dare to get close."
Stop, what are you getting close to, what are you talking about, a literary girl?I have nothing to communicate with you.
"But this is better," Xie Qinwei said, sticking the jade slip to his forehead, "it's easy to talk."
Heh, you have to stick your forehead to read a jade slip. I don’t have to do such prescribed movements in the middle of my qi training. It can be seen how little your reading volume is.We really have no common language, nothing to say.
Reading the Jade Slips uses spiritual consciousness, which is basically a specific operation method of spiritual power, and this method is also used for sound transmission and secrets.The information in the jade slips will eventually be imported into the brain, so in order to shorten the transmission distance, putting the jade slips on the forehead is the easiest way to read, entry-level.
After proficiency, or after the spiritual consciousness is strong, as long as any part of the body touches the jade slip, it can be read, and if it is stronger, it can also be read from a distance.
Compared with other mid-stage foundation-building monks of Yunxia Sect, my spiritual power can only be considered at the middle level, but my spiritual consciousness is definitely superior, which was forcibly smashed out of countless jade slips.Thank you for my mother's chatter, and thank you for my photojournalism.It's not easy to develop a reading addiction.
0123_ broken and sticky
There were not many things in the little jade slip, but Xie Qinwei read it for about half an hour, and after reading it, he held the jade slip and meditated for a while.
I kept ruminating on the data in my head throughout the whole process, and I didn't feel bored.
"It's very inspiring." Xie Qinwei finally spoke, and the first sentence was praise.
I am annoyed by this, meaningless emotion.Fortunately, there are very few people who can think deeply about Xiao Huangwen - to put in a word, few do not mean none.I have seen abusive little yellow texts, not the kind where I love you and you don’t love me so I imprison you and abuse you, and in the end you still abuse Stockholm he, but it is obvious that 90.00% of the first is brainless and pure meat, the last Chapter 3 The plot suddenly took a turn for the worse, involving family ruin and death, and it was very logical. Counting down to Chapter 2, life and death. In the last chapter, the living took their lover's ashes away, leaving behind strange legends during the journey.
I'm so meowing to read a meat article to relax, and I still see be, the author is doing something?
Oh, it's getting farther.
After Xie Qinwei sighed casually, he returned to the topic: "If you want to buy all the materials of the Hehuan sect that are publicly sold to the public, how much will it cost?"
I told him frankly: "My father may not even be able to afford it."
Xie Qinwei was shocked.
What's so shocking about that?This is a fact recognized by the entire cultivation world.The Hehuan Sect is listed as a second-rate sect because they don't have enough force indicators, but they are top-notch in terms of influence.People in the world may not be able to remember exactly what the three top schools and the seven first-class schools are, but they certainly don't know the Hehuan Sect.
I reminded him: "The Hehuan Sect has all the high-quality pornographic texts, pornographic pictures, and pornographic films in the cultivation world... and almost all of those low-end products are imitated based on the template of the Hehuan Sect. In order to prevent the Hehuan Sect from making trouble, they have to Share the profits to the Hehuan Sect, and the Hehuan Sect will also give them some pointers. In addition, the mortal world has also been affected by the Hehuan Sect, and some disciples of the Hehuan Sect will also do popular promotion in the mortal world. Therefore, if you want to buy 'all', then The scope is quite large. Even if you only buy the parts directly produced by the Acacia Sect, since it has always followed the high-end route and the supply is in short supply, it is often an auction. If you want to buy them all, you need to compete with local tyrants. Wisdom. Let’s not talk about resourcefulness, I think at least your financial resources and force are not enough.”
"I think so too." Xie Qinwei agreed weakly.
I justified myself by the way: "Exchange your jar of wine for a small jade slip. I really didn't take advantage of you. The Hehuan Sect is the leader in this respect. I will sell this jade slip..."
"It's enough to buy a tavern." Xie Qinwei continued, and adjusted his posture to be natural again. He was hit several times in a row, and his three views were broken. In the end, Sticky is still as normal as a person, and his recovery ability is quite good Yes, it really has the tenacity of the 21st century Chinese people or the spirit that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.
0124_Straightforward rejection
Xie Qinwei asked: "Besides you, where else can you buy Hehuanzong's products?"
What do you mean except me?I don't specialize in selling Acacia Sect items, in fact you are the first person to buy this thing from me - higher than me, sorry to buy this from my little doll, my same generation, see I can't open my mouth when I see this face.Only you, after being scared off once, actually rebuilt your psychological defense for a while and then came back again.
"Fate." I gave him a very comprehensible answer, but I really wasn't trying to fool him. Every time the Acacia Sect's items are displayed, they will be sold out quickly. If you don't have any fate, you can't buy them.
Xie Qinwei: "Then...can I..."
"No." I cut him off, "Only this time. I don't want to get involved with this kind of thing too much, and you don't recommend others to buy this from me. There will be no next time." I am a gay man , for you to sort out the information on how to communicate with girls in depth, I can sort it out with an academic attitude, but why should I do it for you?
Xie Qinwei was silent for a moment, and said: "I mean, can I be introduced to people from the Hehuan Sect? I heard that the second son has a good relationship with the Hehuan Sect?"
You've heard a lot. "No." I answered him bluntly, "You are not worthy of my connections." If I had connections, but in fact, I am not very familiar with the people of Hehuan Sect. They took care of me entirely for the sake of my mother. On, perhaps, my face also pulled some kindness value.
Xie Qinwei smiled: "Second Young Master is really beyond my expectation."
I take that as a compliment.
0125_ exclusive
There are often treasures and opportunities in the secret realm, as well as danger and death.The foundation building stage has never been the main force of most secret realm teams, and usually they can only pick up some residue.
In a sense, the Wanxin Secret Realm is at the level of residue, with no sense of mystery at all, and it is even less likely that there will be undiscovered hidden treasures, but for Yunxiazong, there is a secret realm that has no sense of mystery——
Fog surrounds the secret place.
The Misty Secret Realm is located in the northeast mountain peak of Yunxia Sect, which echoes Hunting Peak across the main peak.This is the secret realm that belongs to Yunxiazong itself. This secret realm is open all the time, but the inner disciples of Yunxiazong can enter at any time, and the outer disciples can also enter for a limited time after meeting certain conditions.From the Qi training stage to the Spirit Transformation stage, all Yunxiazong disciples can gain something from this secret realm, which may be actual items or some insights.
The Wuzhuo Secret Realm is so caring, and it can distinguish whether a person is a disciple of the Yunxia Sect, an outer sect or an inner sect, as if it was tailor-made for the Yunxia Sect.In fact, it was indeed tailor-made for Yunxiazong.
It was personally built by the patriarch of Yunxia Sect.
Yunxia Sect is a top-notch sect.In the cultivation world, the rigid criteria for the classification of sects are very simple. Those with the Mahayana stage are the top sects;If you don't even have a golden core, in principle, the cultivation world will not recognize it as a sect, and even if you barely count it, it is not at the top level.
From this standard of division, when Yunxia Sect established its sect, it met the top standard, and the patriarch Wu Rao was in the Mahayana period.It's a pity that the classification of martial arts levels was not so rough back then. The top martial arts must not only have force value, but also have seniority and influence.What's even more regrettable is that Yunxiazong didn't appear in the Mahayana stage after Patriarch. Even in the stage of transforming gods, a team of thugs can be formed, but the quantity is useless and cannot overcome the hurdle of qualitative change.
When Master Wu Rao died, he transformed into a secret realm that belonged exclusively to the Yunxia Sect, named Wu Rao. The control of this secret realm was in the hands of his Lingbao, the current Lingbao of the Yunxia Sect, Ms. Yunxia.Of course, Ms. Yunxia can distinguish who is a disciple of the Yunxia Sect and who is not, who is an outer disciple and who belongs to an inner sect. She gives different disciples different secret realm permissions, and then the secret realm specifically transforms into a scene suitable for the disciple's training.
This is a benefit that belongs exclusively to Yunxia Sect.But in fact, there is nothing to show off, because each of the three big and seven schools has some unique benefits, and even the second and third-rate schools have many benefits. This is like a sign, indicating that this school has some background It probably won't collapse for a while.
Compared with the secret place itself, I am often troubled by the name of the secret place.
Fog around, Yunxia.Clouds and mist surround the sky.
Alas... Stop it, stop it, don't think carefully, it's too cruel to think about it.
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