Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 101
0395_Reception Banquet
Three weeks after we arrived in Yuhe, the royal family finally held a banquet for us, which was regarded as a formal reception.The royal family specifically stated that we can each bring a jade to the banquet with our lover.
Well, everyone.
Although we are all here in the name of lovers, but with Yuhe's integrity, three weeks is enough to start a new relationship. The royal family also deliberately postponed it to give us enough time to integrate into Yuhe. For the feast of the wind, let us first blend with jade and milk in our lives.
"Don't worry about it," the elder brother said the day before the banquet, "The invitees are not here for dating, and it is impossible to change lovers midway, Yuhe is just saying. "
I looked at Xie Qinwei, Xie Qinwei was stunned for a moment, then looked back at me inexplicably: "What's wrong?"
No, I just wanted to ask if you have unlocked the achievement of pedaling multiple boats.But Yuan Jing's main room is still there, so it's hard to ask this question.
"Then these three couples don't act like they're here for the treasure?" Duan Zhe asked, pointing at us.
Eldest Brother: "Junior Brother Xie and Junior Sister Yuan have always shown deep affection, which is in line with their status as passionate lovers. There is no crisis in their relationship, and of course it is impossible to change lovers. Junior Brother Pei... probably Yuhe people have forgotten that he is with his lover. Since I got up, I have staged several rings for him, and probably no one is sure to win the status of 'Pei Meiren's lover'."
My sister rolled her eyes.
Eldest brother: "And Uncle Qi, is that right...Junior Sister Yan, do you want to be with Yu Chen at the banquet?"
"Huh?" Yan Ziqi panicked, "No, I didn't mean that, I was just discussing the matter of spirit beasts with Shen Shen, I didn't intend to break up with my little uncle..."
The surname of Yuhe's royal family is Yu, and the name of Prince Shen Shen is Yuchen.In addition, Yan Ziqi really panicked, and called the 'little' uncle in front of the little uncle.Fortunately, it's not good for the junior uncle to be angry with a minor during the Qi training period, and he can only blame the elder brother.
"Ouch, calm down," the elder brother smiled and comforted Yan Ziqi when he was definitely charged with a black account, "Actually, it would be nice for you to attend the banquet with Yu Chen, and it fits your profile as a pure traveler." .”
Yan Ziqi didn't know whether the elder brother was talking ironically, so he said dully: "Then the younger martial uncle will be alone?"
——This loli has completely forgotten the taboo of the little uncle.Children just can't grasp the complicated points of adults.
My elder sister covered half of her face with one hand, in case she laughed accidentally and was hated by my junior uncle.
Eldest brother: "Okay, let's see if Yuhe will be a pimp."
I think the elder brother deliberately omitted the words "to Uncle Qi" in front of "pimping", just to see when Yan Ziqi will find out what kind of slip of the tongue she made.It's just that I don't quite understand why the elder brother is so cruel today, knowing that the younger martial uncle put the blame on him, yet he keeps messing with him.
0396_ half talk
Until the end of the pre-banquet meeting of ten of us, Yan Ziqi didn't realize that she called the wrong young master. Of course, this wasn't the result of the senior brother deliberately not reminding him. All of us helped to avoid the young master. Uncle, so after the show ended, it was no surprise to see the junior uncle interviewing the senior brother.
I wanted to follow them to watch the fun, but with my cultivation base, sneaking up to them and saying "I want to see you fight" is an effect, it's too conspicuous and too hard to beat, so I asked Sister Sang for help .
My sister: "Why didn't you find me? I can also hide from the perception of the senior brother." And neither she nor Senior Sister Sang can hide from the perception of the junior uncle.
I expressed my distrust: "You said that you can beat the big brother, I believe it, but if you hide from his perception, I don't believe it when you bring me."
My sister: "...You only have a cuter face."
I touched my face: "You call this kind of face cute?"
"..." My sister angrily left me and left.After coming to Yuhe, she cared a lot about her appearance, and her psychology fluctuated a lot. After she passed this psychological hurdle, she might rush to Nascent Soul. If she could, she should thank me then.
I turned around and continued to look at Senior Sister Sang with pleading eyes.
"Let's go." Sister Sang smiled, "Also, let me ask, do you want to dress up for the banquet? Everyone in Quan Yuhe is looking forward to it."
Me: "So I definitely won't, I'll just wear Yunxia Zong Jianxiu's uniform."
Senior Sister Sang: "Oh, it can be foreseen that another ring is about to start."
Me: "That has nothing to do with me. I still haven't figured out what those rings are for. Is there any benefit for the winner?"
Senior Sister Sang: "The good thing is... Shhh, they are right in front, don't talk from now on."
...Wait, let's take a few steps back, how about you finish the second half of the 'benefit is' sentence?
0397_You know I know
The junior uncle and the senior brother stood face to face, and the atmosphere was peaceful.
I am disappointed.I came here specially to watch the junior uncle beat the senior brother, what's so interesting about them just standing around and chatting like this?I'm not interested in any of their schemes.
Sighing regretfully in my heart, I wanted to retreat, but Senior Sister Sang didn't move.I rely on her to cover up my breath, and of course I can't move if she doesn't move, otherwise the senior brother should find out.Although it's nothing to find out, anyway, the face I lost in front of the big brother can already be plastered on the wall, but when I can't plaster the second floor, I still want to save some face.
I tried to get Senior Sister Sang's attention with my eyes, and Senior Sister Sang noticed—of course she noticed, she didn't always know the movement of the Foundation Establishment Stage next to her, what kind of Nascent Soul Stage was she? —but ignore me.
So I can only passively listen to the calculations of my junior uncle and senior brother:
Junior Martial Uncle: "The treasure will definitely appear tomorrow. Although it may not be true or not, it is a clue anyway."
Senior brother: "Indeed, Yuhe kept it a secret this time. Now all we have found out is that this treasure descended from the sky, and it has a predestined relationship with people from outside the country, and those who are destined can give back to Yuhe Chongbao when they get the treasure... Zero There are quite a few bits and pieces, but the problem is that none of these news can be confirmed to be true. What is most certain to be true news is that at least half of these news are the smoke released by the royal family."
Junior Martial Uncle: "Leaving aside these facts, many people now think that treasures should belong to Pei Lin. Those who know that 'treasures have a destiny with people outside the border' hint like this, and those ordinary people who don't know are also attracted by Pei Lin's beauty." Confused, I want to present a treasure to him."
... I'm sure the little uncle said this to me.
The elder brother laughed: "Xiao Lin'er must be stabbing me in the head."
As long as you know.
Junior Martial Uncle: "His thoughts are not important, the key is that without the royal family's permission and help, it is impossible for Pei Lin to be praised as the number one beauty in such a short period of time. Of course, I admit that he is indeed astonishingly beautiful after he is fully dressed. But this place in Yuhe has always been full of beauties. Even if no one can compare with Pei Lin in beauty, there are also in history. Without deliberate promotion, it is impossible for Yuhe people to be so obsessed. I just don’t know if Pei Lin has self-knowledge and sees other people with ulterior motives. Seriously."
Actually, little uncle, you can ask me this in person.Why ask when you know I'm eavesdropping and you know I know you know I'm eavesdropping?
0398_Safety
The senior brother paused for a few seconds, then turned his head, and looked at me and Senior Sister Sang precisely: "Junior Brother Pei and Senior Sister Sang?"
"..." I looked at Senior Sister Sang.
Senior Sister Sang: "It's impossible for him to see through my concealment with his cultivation. It's also impossible to count the utensils he often uses."
It can't be your speculation, but the reality is that he discovered our existence.The implication in the little master's words was too obvious.
"Junior beauty, come here," said the senior brother, "I just want to explain the safety issue to you." Although Senior Sister Sang and I didn't say anything, the senior brother was sure of our existence and looked straight in my direction.
It's just a pain in the ass.He knew it was easy for me to be here, but how did he know the exact location?Has he bought any new detection magic weapon?The master uncle is really a good master who dotes on his senior disciples.
Senior Sister Sang left quietly, leaving me in the same place without any cover.
"..." What about the camaraderie?
I numbly walked in front of the elder brother against the mocking eyes of the younger martial uncle.
Big Brother: "Are you going to wear this to the banquet tomorrow?"
I nodded.
Eldest brother: "Then the mode of harassment for you tomorrow is to do everything possible to encourage you to dress up again. You are always around Uncle Qi, and Pei Miao can no longer protect you."
Me: "I have a question."
Senior brother: "Your expression tells me that your question has nothing to do with what I said earlier."
Me: "So can I ask?"
Big Brother: "Ask."
I looked at my junior uncle: "He has been encouraging Yan Ziqi to call you junior uncle, why didn't you deal with him?"
Eldest brother: "Hey, don't exaggerate, I just didn't stop it, I didn't encourage it."
Me: "Anyway, Uncle Qi has been expressing concern about this just now, why didn't you two make an appointment alone?"
The elder brother said coolly: "What do you mean by doing something? Just say that you want to see me get beaten up?"
Me: "Seldom seen, I'm curious, can't I?"
Eldest brother: "I am the one who gets beaten up, do you think I will say yes or no?"
"Shut up both of you." The little uncle said.
We both shut up, watched him, and waited for his instructions.
Junior Martial Uncle: "I'll deal with you after I return to Yunxia Sect, you two."
Me: "...what's none of my business?"
Young Master Uncle: "I'm too lazy to find out if it's related to you. Anyway, there was a conflict between us, so I cleaned it up together. Do you have an opinion?"
... Yes, but if I admit it, can you promise not to increase the weight of "cleaning up"?
Three weeks after we arrived in Yuhe, the royal family finally held a banquet for us, which was regarded as a formal reception.The royal family specifically stated that we can each bring a jade to the banquet with our lover.
Well, everyone.
Although we are all here in the name of lovers, but with Yuhe's integrity, three weeks is enough to start a new relationship. The royal family also deliberately postponed it to give us enough time to integrate into Yuhe. For the feast of the wind, let us first blend with jade and milk in our lives.
"Don't worry about it," the elder brother said the day before the banquet, "The invitees are not here for dating, and it is impossible to change lovers midway, Yuhe is just saying. "
I looked at Xie Qinwei, Xie Qinwei was stunned for a moment, then looked back at me inexplicably: "What's wrong?"
No, I just wanted to ask if you have unlocked the achievement of pedaling multiple boats.But Yuan Jing's main room is still there, so it's hard to ask this question.
"Then these three couples don't act like they're here for the treasure?" Duan Zhe asked, pointing at us.
Eldest Brother: "Junior Brother Xie and Junior Sister Yuan have always shown deep affection, which is in line with their status as passionate lovers. There is no crisis in their relationship, and of course it is impossible to change lovers. Junior Brother Pei... probably Yuhe people have forgotten that he is with his lover. Since I got up, I have staged several rings for him, and probably no one is sure to win the status of 'Pei Meiren's lover'."
My sister rolled her eyes.
Eldest brother: "And Uncle Qi, is that right...Junior Sister Yan, do you want to be with Yu Chen at the banquet?"
"Huh?" Yan Ziqi panicked, "No, I didn't mean that, I was just discussing the matter of spirit beasts with Shen Shen, I didn't intend to break up with my little uncle..."
The surname of Yuhe's royal family is Yu, and the name of Prince Shen Shen is Yuchen.In addition, Yan Ziqi really panicked, and called the 'little' uncle in front of the little uncle.Fortunately, it's not good for the junior uncle to be angry with a minor during the Qi training period, and he can only blame the elder brother.
"Ouch, calm down," the elder brother smiled and comforted Yan Ziqi when he was definitely charged with a black account, "Actually, it would be nice for you to attend the banquet with Yu Chen, and it fits your profile as a pure traveler." .”
Yan Ziqi didn't know whether the elder brother was talking ironically, so he said dully: "Then the younger martial uncle will be alone?"
——This loli has completely forgotten the taboo of the little uncle.Children just can't grasp the complicated points of adults.
My elder sister covered half of her face with one hand, in case she laughed accidentally and was hated by my junior uncle.
Eldest brother: "Okay, let's see if Yuhe will be a pimp."
I think the elder brother deliberately omitted the words "to Uncle Qi" in front of "pimping", just to see when Yan Ziqi will find out what kind of slip of the tongue she made.It's just that I don't quite understand why the elder brother is so cruel today, knowing that the younger martial uncle put the blame on him, yet he keeps messing with him.
0396_ half talk
Until the end of the pre-banquet meeting of ten of us, Yan Ziqi didn't realize that she called the wrong young master. Of course, this wasn't the result of the senior brother deliberately not reminding him. All of us helped to avoid the young master. Uncle, so after the show ended, it was no surprise to see the junior uncle interviewing the senior brother.
I wanted to follow them to watch the fun, but with my cultivation base, sneaking up to them and saying "I want to see you fight" is an effect, it's too conspicuous and too hard to beat, so I asked Sister Sang for help .
My sister: "Why didn't you find me? I can also hide from the perception of the senior brother." And neither she nor Senior Sister Sang can hide from the perception of the junior uncle.
I expressed my distrust: "You said that you can beat the big brother, I believe it, but if you hide from his perception, I don't believe it when you bring me."
My sister: "...You only have a cuter face."
I touched my face: "You call this kind of face cute?"
"..." My sister angrily left me and left.After coming to Yuhe, she cared a lot about her appearance, and her psychology fluctuated a lot. After she passed this psychological hurdle, she might rush to Nascent Soul. If she could, she should thank me then.
I turned around and continued to look at Senior Sister Sang with pleading eyes.
"Let's go." Sister Sang smiled, "Also, let me ask, do you want to dress up for the banquet? Everyone in Quan Yuhe is looking forward to it."
Me: "So I definitely won't, I'll just wear Yunxia Zong Jianxiu's uniform."
Senior Sister Sang: "Oh, it can be foreseen that another ring is about to start."
Me: "That has nothing to do with me. I still haven't figured out what those rings are for. Is there any benefit for the winner?"
Senior Sister Sang: "The good thing is... Shhh, they are right in front, don't talk from now on."
...Wait, let's take a few steps back, how about you finish the second half of the 'benefit is' sentence?
0397_You know I know
The junior uncle and the senior brother stood face to face, and the atmosphere was peaceful.
I am disappointed.I came here specially to watch the junior uncle beat the senior brother, what's so interesting about them just standing around and chatting like this?I'm not interested in any of their schemes.
Sighing regretfully in my heart, I wanted to retreat, but Senior Sister Sang didn't move.I rely on her to cover up my breath, and of course I can't move if she doesn't move, otherwise the senior brother should find out.Although it's nothing to find out, anyway, the face I lost in front of the big brother can already be plastered on the wall, but when I can't plaster the second floor, I still want to save some face.
I tried to get Senior Sister Sang's attention with my eyes, and Senior Sister Sang noticed—of course she noticed, she didn't always know the movement of the Foundation Establishment Stage next to her, what kind of Nascent Soul Stage was she? —but ignore me.
So I can only passively listen to the calculations of my junior uncle and senior brother:
Junior Martial Uncle: "The treasure will definitely appear tomorrow. Although it may not be true or not, it is a clue anyway."
Senior brother: "Indeed, Yuhe kept it a secret this time. Now all we have found out is that this treasure descended from the sky, and it has a predestined relationship with people from outside the country, and those who are destined can give back to Yuhe Chongbao when they get the treasure... Zero There are quite a few bits and pieces, but the problem is that none of these news can be confirmed to be true. What is most certain to be true news is that at least half of these news are the smoke released by the royal family."
Junior Martial Uncle: "Leaving aside these facts, many people now think that treasures should belong to Pei Lin. Those who know that 'treasures have a destiny with people outside the border' hint like this, and those ordinary people who don't know are also attracted by Pei Lin's beauty." Confused, I want to present a treasure to him."
... I'm sure the little uncle said this to me.
The elder brother laughed: "Xiao Lin'er must be stabbing me in the head."
As long as you know.
Junior Martial Uncle: "His thoughts are not important, the key is that without the royal family's permission and help, it is impossible for Pei Lin to be praised as the number one beauty in such a short period of time. Of course, I admit that he is indeed astonishingly beautiful after he is fully dressed. But this place in Yuhe has always been full of beauties. Even if no one can compare with Pei Lin in beauty, there are also in history. Without deliberate promotion, it is impossible for Yuhe people to be so obsessed. I just don’t know if Pei Lin has self-knowledge and sees other people with ulterior motives. Seriously."
Actually, little uncle, you can ask me this in person.Why ask when you know I'm eavesdropping and you know I know you know I'm eavesdropping?
0398_Safety
The senior brother paused for a few seconds, then turned his head, and looked at me and Senior Sister Sang precisely: "Junior Brother Pei and Senior Sister Sang?"
"..." I looked at Senior Sister Sang.
Senior Sister Sang: "It's impossible for him to see through my concealment with his cultivation. It's also impossible to count the utensils he often uses."
It can't be your speculation, but the reality is that he discovered our existence.The implication in the little master's words was too obvious.
"Junior beauty, come here," said the senior brother, "I just want to explain the safety issue to you." Although Senior Sister Sang and I didn't say anything, the senior brother was sure of our existence and looked straight in my direction.
It's just a pain in the ass.He knew it was easy for me to be here, but how did he know the exact location?Has he bought any new detection magic weapon?The master uncle is really a good master who dotes on his senior disciples.
Senior Sister Sang left quietly, leaving me in the same place without any cover.
"..." What about the camaraderie?
I numbly walked in front of the elder brother against the mocking eyes of the younger martial uncle.
Big Brother: "Are you going to wear this to the banquet tomorrow?"
I nodded.
Eldest brother: "Then the mode of harassment for you tomorrow is to do everything possible to encourage you to dress up again. You are always around Uncle Qi, and Pei Miao can no longer protect you."
Me: "I have a question."
Senior brother: "Your expression tells me that your question has nothing to do with what I said earlier."
Me: "So can I ask?"
Big Brother: "Ask."
I looked at my junior uncle: "He has been encouraging Yan Ziqi to call you junior uncle, why didn't you deal with him?"
Eldest brother: "Hey, don't exaggerate, I just didn't stop it, I didn't encourage it."
Me: "Anyway, Uncle Qi has been expressing concern about this just now, why didn't you two make an appointment alone?"
The elder brother said coolly: "What do you mean by doing something? Just say that you want to see me get beaten up?"
Me: "Seldom seen, I'm curious, can't I?"
Eldest brother: "I am the one who gets beaten up, do you think I will say yes or no?"
"Shut up both of you." The little uncle said.
We both shut up, watched him, and waited for his instructions.
Junior Martial Uncle: "I'll deal with you after I return to Yunxia Sect, you two."
Me: "...what's none of my business?"
Young Master Uncle: "I'm too lazy to find out if it's related to you. Anyway, there was a conflict between us, so I cleaned it up together. Do you have an opinion?"
... Yes, but if I admit it, can you promise not to increase the weight of "cleaning up"?
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