A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces

September 20, 2009

"Hello viewers...Shinko here...and yes viewers...I am still currently stuck in Keiko's body..."

"Yea so sis? How about we just cut to the chase and get to the chapter now?...*Momoko now comes into the frame of shot, still currently stuck in Misaka's body...as a sheepish sort of looking smile, is currently present on Misaka's face*"

"Oh r-right Momoko, my bad...*I say this, while a bead of sweat is currently present, on one side of my face*"

"Uh...Shinko, Momoko?...I am really not used to this body of hers...has Shokuhou always been this front heavy?...*Usagi, now comes into the frame of shot, currently somewhat hunched over...to basically suggest that Shokuhou's...*ahem*...assets...are something that someone like Usagi, really isn't used to having*"

"Uh...r-right Usagi...and yes viewers...this is still Keiko here...But anyway viewers...as you can plainly see, things are getting a bit better..."

"Hey Shinko?...Would could you please not tell the viewers by saying that?...As they can plainly read, that things are not getting better...Well, at least at the current moment...*Usagi, who is still currently stuck in Shokuhou's body...now proceeds to blush, to pretty much let me know, that everything has not been getting better...Well, at least not yet anyway*"

"Right Usagi...'But viewers...to tell you the honest truth...I am still trying to get used to the fact, that Usagi is a tsundere...Oh that's right viewers...you probably didn't know about that fact did you?...I mean after all viewers...we all mostly watched the DiC dub of the Sailor Moon anime, back when we were all younger...But, if you have watched the Viz dub of the anime...you would've noticed...that both Rei and Usagi, are both tsunderes...I know viewers...I was as shocked as you were to learn that fact...Oh, and while we're on the subject viewers...I believe that Shinko did let you all know in a certain chapter of Going In Completely Blind...that both Haruka and Michiru, are very far, from being considered to be cousins...*I proceed to think this, while a slight blush now becomes visible on Keiko's face*"

"Hey Shinko?...Would you mind telling me out loud exactly what it was that you were just thinking about?...*Momoko...who is still in Misaka's body, now proceeds to ask me this, with a very not pleased looking expression on Misaka's face*"

"Uh Momoko...what do you mean by that?...*I proceed to ask this, while a bead of sweat is now once again present on one side of Keiko's face*"

"I mean what you were just thinking about...Because I can't tell what exactly you meant by 'Haruka and Michiru, are very far from being considered to be cousins'...*Momoko now proceeds to ask me this, while a somewhat confused looking expression, now makes its way onto Misaka's face*"

"Uh...w-well Momoko...I will tell you what I meant by that, in between this chapter, and the next, okay?...As we currently have a chapter recap, and a current chapter still to get to...and speaking of which viewers...let's now start that very chapter recap now...okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed*"

Date: September 2, 2000

Okay, so things hadn't really improved since the last chapter. In fact, given the current situation, I'd say that they were just as bad, if not now slightly worse. And what I mean by this is, well...

"I am going to make Crowley pay for doing this to me and the rest of us, as soon as I find out how to get back to him!" I said, while I was still stuck in Shinko's body for the current moment.

But thankfully, Misaka had now finally figured out how to transform from being Wedding Peach, back into Momoko. So, at least we had this going for us.

But, given our ability to try and get back to Academy City, in order to confront Aleister Crowley, was going to be a bit more complicated of a matter. Especially, since we didn't know where exactly Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, and Limone, had been transported off to. Or, if they were even still in their respective and rightful bodies.

But, thanks to some of my knowledge regarding the Wedding Peach anime. Mind you, I only knew, like the Love Angel version of myself, only information on the main characters of the show. But, even though this was the case, we were both still able to find our way to our house. I mean, to Shinko and Momoko's house.

And, once we had both made it inside, I decided to ask Misaka, who was still currently in Momoko's body, to try and use Momoko's Saint Miroir, in an attempt to try and contact Aphrodite. So that we can at least try and figure out a way, to make it back to Academy City. And more importantly, get ourselves back into our respective and rightful bodies.

And, once Misaka, had pulled out Momoko's Saint Miroir, out of her skirt pocket, and had then opened it up. We both held our breath, as I then let Misaka try to attempt to contact Aphrodite.

The only trouble was, neither of us were even sure if this was going to work. And what I mean by that is...

"Hey Aphrodite? We need your help, we both sort of have a...*ahem*...bit of a problem at the moment," Misaka said, only it was in Momoko's voice. As she was still in Momoko's body. And upon my sudden realization of this. I then tried to speak, and sure enough, it wasn't my usual voice that came out, but a somewhat familiar voice to my own, only it was a bit more authoritative sounding.

"Oh wonderful...and I thought that our predicament and battle against the rouges gallery back in Academy City was bad. Wait, why did I just say that? My goodness that sounded extremely corny. Are these the kind of witty puns that Shinko likes to say a lot as Angel Bluebell?" I said out loud, as a sweatdrop, appeared while I had been saying this statement, and had now proceeded to make its way, down one side of my face.

But thankfully...

"Hello there Momoko and Shinko, it is so nice to talk to the both of you again..." Aphrodite spoke up with, just after her face had appeared on the mirror of Momoko's Saint Miroir.

"Aphrodite, we have a slight problem. We're actually Keiko and Misaka...you know, the girl with long blue hair, and the girl with the short brown hair that were the two Electromasters that were present in your throne room not too long ago?" I said, still through Shinko's voice. Which was still quite shocking, and very weird, for my own voice, too not be coming out of my mouth.

"Oh...well that is unfortunate to hear...I will get right to transporting you both here to the Angel World," Aphrodite responded with.

And, not even a spit second later, a portal then appeared in the living room, in which we were both currently standing in. And, with me and Misaka, who were still in Shinko and Momoko's bodies respectively, nodded to each other. We both, then ran forwards, and into the portal, which wound up instantly closing behind us.

And, once we had come through the other side of the portal, and had ended up in Aphrodite's throne room. We were both then greeted, by several more familiar figures, that were already present.

"Okay, so it looks like Yuri, Hinagiku, Scarlet, Mamoru, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna, are already here. At least, that is who they look like. But, that doesn't necessarily mean, that they are all still in their respective and rightful bodies..." I thought to myself, as yet another sweatdrop now appeared, and then started making its way down one side of my face.

And sure enough, as a way to confirm my suspicions...

"What do you mean you're not Rei?! You're kidding me right?!" Haruka Tenou suddenly burst out with saying to Rei. Well actually, it was Minako, who was currently in Haruka's body, and as for who was in Rei's body? Well, about that...

"I mean that I am not Rei, Minako! My name, is Misaki Shokuhou, so get that through your thick skull!" Rei now suddenly chimed in with saying.

And upon me and Misaka hearing this...

"Oh...oh god...oh man...Oh god, oh man, oh GOD!!!!" I then suddenly burst out with saying, as my face had now suddenly turned a sheet of complete white. And I had now gone, and put both of Shinko's hands to her head. As I was now having to grapple with the horrifying fact, that me and Misaka, were now stuck, with having to partner up with Misaki Shokuhou.

"Uggh!...I am rally happy about this right now viewers...can't you tell?!...*I proceed to say this, while a tickmark is currently very much visible on Shinko's face*...Good, just great!...Wonderful even!...Whoa...just turned into Snagglepuss there for a second...Rosebud even!...You know I once went to a circus, and I saw a strong man bend a car...Bend a car?...Pat Benatar!...*I then realize what I have just said. To which a very embarrassed looking expression, now makes its way onto Shinko's face*"

Well, we are now all caught up, so let's now head to the current chapter at hand shall we?

September 20, 2009

And, now panning back to the ongoing events in Academy City. And more importantly, to me, Momoko, and Usagi's current issue, of me being stuck in Keiko's body. Momoko being stuck in Misaka's body, and Usagi, who was currently stuck in Shokuhou's body.

And, after the three of us, had finally managed to make it back to Tokiwadai Middle School. The three of us figured that we were going to be fine, regarding not being surprised with anymore unforeseen issues, that we weren't going to be prepared for.

But unfortunately...

"Keiko, Misaka, Shokuhou, would you mind telling me exactly where the three of you have been all this time?" The very authoritative sounding voice of the dorm supervisor suddenly spoke up with, just as me, Momoko, and Usagi, had managed to make it into the front foyer of the main building.

And upon the three of us seeing this individual...

"Okay, why do I feel so immensely uneasy with seeing this individual?...Am I missing something here viewers?" I thought to myself. To which during this very thought, out of habit, I had turned my attention, slightly to the right of me, in order to briefly address the viewers.

The only thing was...

"Well mam...you see the thing is...we were sort of busy..." Usagi, who was in Shokuhou's body started to say. Which was going to be followed by her basically blurting out about the battle that we had all recently had against the villain rogues gallery. Only for me and Momoko, to quickly rush over to her, and quickly cover her mouth.

"We were sort of busy conversing doing some Judgment work with Shirai and some of our other friends. You know how difficult and sometimes long and winded stuff like that can be," I managed to say in a very confident sounding tone of Keiko's voice.

Which actually wound up surprising me, that I was able to not only come up with a valid excuse in such a short time frame. But, that I was also able to say it in such a convincing sounding tone of voice, despite the fact that I had been as incredibly nervous as I currently was.

And thankfully, because of my quick thinking...

"Oh well that is alright then. But, just don't let it happen again," The head dorm supervisor then said in response. Which wound up surprising me and Momoko.

And, once the head dorm supervisor had walked away, and out of earshot...

"Wow...I can't believe this remote thingy of hers worked," Usagi now spoke up with saying, as she currently held up one of Shokuhou's many remotes, that she usually had in her purse with her at all times.

And upon me and Momoko hearing Usagi say this very statement...

"Usagi...what did you just do to her?" I now said very nervously. To which both me and Momoko, had then slowly turned our respective attentions, towards Usagi. Who at the moment, was currently waving one of Shokuhou's many remotes in her hand, and giving off the sort of childish looking grin, that would make even Anya from Spy x Family proud.

And, upon me accessing some of Keiko's memories, that had been floating around in her head. Or in this case my head, for the moment at least.

"Usagi, please tell me that you didn't just use one of Shokuhou's remotes to alter the head dorm supervisors thoughts..." I now proceeded to ask Usagi, still with the same very nervous sounding tone, in Keiko's voice.

"Yep...I did, and it is surprisingly effective...you both need to try this," Usagi, who was currently still in Shokuhou's body proceeded to say. Which because it was coming out of Shokuhou's mouth, made me and Momoko, just a little bit more weary and worried, then we would've currently been.

And given what both me and Momoko knew about Misaki Shokuhou's abilities, from having viewed her use her Mental Out Esper ability back in the first fight against the villain rogues gallery. We both pretty much now knew, that if the three of us weren't careful with using Keiko or Misaka's Electromaster Esper ability. Then the three of us, may soon find ourselves, in so much trouble, that not even Shokuhou's Mental Out, would even be able to save the three of us.

"And doesn't that sound scary viewers?...Sorry, Shinko here...but viewers...this now marks the end of this chapter...And also viewers...this particular arc in these three fanfics, are going to end up having almost the exact same chapter title for every one of them...The only difference, is going to be the chapter numbers, and the chapter parts to each of these chapters...But anyway viewers...I hope that you have all enjoyed reading these three fanfics so far...and with this now fresh on all of your minds, I will be seeing you all in the next chapter...okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed*"