a grand journey: gacha system

" Darkness darker than night, consume all that stands, return to ashes of creation, EXPLOSION"

Kabooooooom!

" Well that's a wake up call if I say so myself" I say smirking at the castle belching smoke out of the front gates as I'm flying on my wings above the castle. I smile as I see skeletons and other undead running around looking for the attacker. I raise my hand and drop several small pieces of clay down below. As they strike the ground the rhobidium in the clay mixes with water as the clay shatters.

Kaboom, boom, boom.

Skeletons go flying and become ash as holy water, that I got from aqua, hits them as the bombs goes off. After a few more passes, and using explosion release clay bombs, putting pockets all over the castle and blowing up the stables, I finally land on top of a tower.

" Sag Hallo zu meinen kleinen Freunden," I shout in a German accent before pulling out the mg42 and opening fire on all of Beldia's remaining skeletons and undead.

The skeletons scatter as my gun spits out round after round, the belt being eaten away like nothing as I burst fire in the courtyard below. I laugh as the rounds tear through everything. Soon Beldia comes out shouting," what's this noise!"

As he looks around i fire a trail of bullets towards him causing him to throw his head behind a low wall as his body armor is pocket marked and riddled with bullet holes. I sigh as he's still alive and frown at the smoking red barrel of my new toy. I put it away and start walking down the stairs casually changing my outfit to resemble that of a 1920's mobman. Fedora, jacket, suit long scarf check and finally the Thompson. I hold the weapon propped against my shoulder as I casually stroll across the courtyard as Beldia picks his head up.

" Who are you! Do you know who I am" screams Beldia as he unsheathes his giant sword.

" Don't care," I say before firing the Tommy gun into Beldia. He tanks the shots as he rushes at me. He gets close and I put away the Tommy gun and draw Excalibur clashing swords with him. As the swords collide a shockwave emits knocking down a loose wall.

" Stop destroying my castle!" Screams Beldia as I thrust forward causing him to deflect the blade, but it was all a fient as I slam my knee into his crotch.

He stops and his hand fly to his groin as he says ," why did that hurt me?"

" Ehh the phantom pain all men feel when being hit there," I say shrugging as he shakily stands back up. I sheath Excalibur but pull out the chain sword swinging it " for the emperor"

Reving the chain sword's blade and plunging It into his armor shredding it like paper.

" Ahhh, fool taste this " he says tossing his head up as he swings his sword my chain sword still stuck in him. The blade descends cleaving down.

Beldia laughs as it connects but stops as the person that challenged him splits in half revealing a pastey white inside.

" Artoria is an explosion mother fucker" I shout still outside the castle as my clay clone explodes with a boosted explosion spell mixed with pod. A swirling mass of red energy engulfs the castle erasing it from existence. A small projectile was launched flying through the sky towards me as I grab it.

" Nooo my beautiful castle" screams Beldia's head that's in my arms. I turn him around as his glowing eyes look at me. I smirk and walk back towards Axel.

" Hey where are you taking me," shouts Beldia as I ignore him. Well until I feel something slimey touch my hand. I toss his head into a tree with a thud as I wipe my hand saying," did you fucking lick me!"

" So what if I did you ignored me," screams Beldia," I've never been more insulted in my life "

I look at him and turn him upside down.

" What are you doing no no no nooooo" screams Beldia as birds fly off from the trees.

A few minutes later , " I can't believe you used me like a chamber pot of all things." Shouts Beldia from a sack I've tied around a stick as I walk back to Axel.

" Of All the things you could do. I've never been more humiliated in my life" says Beldia.

" Oh will you be quite for five minutes. Just shut up for five minutes " I scream at the sack.

" Pop "

My eyes twitch as I fucking scream and just say hell with it and start beating the sack cloth to a tree as Beldia starts screaming.

After a few minutes I stop and look at the cloth sack as I hear Beldia say, " make it stop mommy make the monster stop"

I sigh and just disintegrate the head and sack. Fuck I just wanted wiz to have revenge for killing her friends. Probably would've made a nice store decoration. Well other than the talking.

Ding credits earned: 10,000,000,000

Total credits:10,154,421,500.

Skill gained skill: curse: curse your target with any of the following debilitations slow, dizzy, confused, paralysis, poison, enhance pain, mana sickness.

So my gluttony skill activated for Beldia but not the skeleton army? Probably because skeletons don't have any skill for you know being dead.

Arriving back in Axel and completing the quest, I walk back home with a plan. Take a bath, relax, fuck Helena until she can't remember her name. Yup short simple right to the point, walking in the mansion I'm assaulted by a f.g.c. ( flying green cabbage) to my crotch.

Oh look the floor.

THUD.