A Veteran of the Hero Academy

‘Khahahaha, you’re really diversified’

The ugly swordfish laughed out loud.

Kiana, who was drenched in a shake, did not respond and just quietly closed her eyes.

Isn’t there such a word?

It is said that human accidents stop when a situation outside the expected range is encountered.

The only thought in my mind was that it was f*cked up.

I hurriedly wiped Kiana’s face with the towel I brought to wipe off the sweat.

It was a towel to wipe my sweat, but that was the only thing I had to wipe now.

Kiana stood quietly.

No, Kiana was stiff.

Protein shake was also visible on Kiana’s clothes.

I didn’t want to get hit, so I wiped the shake off Kiana’s clothes with a towel.

Kiana flinched halfway through, but there was no resistance.

Kiana’s body felt through the towel was hard and soft.

“Haha… I’m sorry.”

I hid the wiped towel behind my back and quickly bowed my head to Kiana.

For some reason, the tendons in Kiana’s hand, holding a wooden sword, stood out.

please don’t hit me

No, please hit me hard.

“Ah! It’s fine. The clothes are a little dirty, but”

At that moment, Kiana smiled as if nothing was wrong and ruffled her clothes.

As she said that, Kiana’s face was slightly reminiscent.

Are you angry?

“If you’re really sorry, please buy me a melon bread next time.”

Kiana smiled coolly with a slightly red face.

Is this woman really crazy about melon bread?

It seemed to mean that from now on, I would take care of melon bread.

Where did you not get hit though?

“Haha, as long as it’s Kiana-sama, you can.”

You’re going to keep tearing it up anyway.

I answered with a smile as friendly as possible.

Of course, it would be useless because of my slightly raised eyebrows.

“Aiden is really kind.”

Kiana smiled with a slightly red face.

Is there anyone in the world who is so cruel and unkind?

I even broke my head once. on that dead end.

It was clear that the villain had completely forgotten what he had done.

Kiana’s bamboo sword was the kindness infuser itself.

“Because it’s Kiana.”

I said implicitly that your kindness infuser infused me with kindness.

“Ah! That… Then I’ll leave.”

Kiana’s reddened face quickly disappeared.

It seemed that my intentions were well communicated to Kiana.

It felt proud to see Kiana feeling ashamed of her excessive kindness infusion.

I wanted to applaud myself for my perfect handling.

‘You are a noob in many ways.’

The sword’s words were lightly ignored.

Feeling refreshed, I went back to the dormitory.

I simply washed and laid down.

I went to bed quickly because I was tired.

Today was a long day.

I woke up to the feeling of something pressing on my body.

what’s so heavy

When I opened my eyes, someone was crouching on me.

what the f*ck

I woke up in an instant with a sense of dread.

Are you a ghost? Did I drink holy water?

‘hiccup’

The sword was hiccuping.

I could tell from the hiccups of the sword that the object above me was Luna.

Why is he lying here? My eyes met with Luna, who was staring at me without even closing her big eyes.

Damn, you’re shooting a horror movie every night.

I have no idea what tomorrow will be like.

Looking back, I found that fortunately he wasn’t holding a sword today.

Don’t panic.

It’s just that Luna sneaks into my room and lies on top of me sleeping.

It’s nothing.

What’s weird about standing with a sword yesterday and lying on my stomach today?

damn weird shit.

I’m sure this is weird.

“Oh… you woke up? I didn’t mean to wake you up!”

Luna put her face close to mine.

I can hear you just talking there.

And when there is something on the body, ordinary people wake up.

Luna’s face came so close that she could feel her breath.

“Uh… But what are you doing?”

I inhaled so as not to stink.

“charge”

A sweet smell escaped Luna’s mouth.

“charge?”

“yes charging”

Clearly we talked, but I didn’t understand the content.

It’s not even that long of a word.

“On me?”

“Yes. Charging”

Luna replied with a small smile.

Even if I asked again, I didn’t understand.

Is it really my fault for trying to understand Luna?

Maybe it’s my fault.

Luna smelled like a clear book and a faint smell of blood in between.

“Are you going to keep doing that?”

“Yeah. There’s still a little more left.”

Luna brought her face to my chest.

After washing before going to bed and lying down right away, I was only wearing underwear.

So Luna’s soft cheeks were felt in her chest.

Not knowing my heart like this, Luna kept wiggling on top of me.

It’s a bit dangerous, but this.

I desperately reviewed what I had heard in class today.

In the party of the legendary warrior Bel Kridah, there is Yuri Gat Rinna Kegnac.

As I recalled Ghat’s name, my heart suddenly became cold.

what?

It works.

gat gart gart

After thinking it over a few times, his energetic body calmed down.

When I opened my eyes again, Luna was sleeping quietly.

As you can see, it was smaller than I expected.

I fell asleep quickly because I was tired.

I didn’t know where to put my hands, so I panicked and just put them next to me.

It was a bit uncomfortable to have someone on top, but Luna was so light that she was able to sleep again.

I didn’t want to, but I was adapting to Luna’s strangeness.

I opened my eyes to the sunlight coming through the window.

I looked at the clock and woke up early.

Luna had already disappeared.

Sandwiches and milk were placed next to the bed.

Did you leave it for breakfast?

A large crooked heart shape was drawn on the sandwich.

I was just hungry, so I ate the sandwich right away.

The sandwiches were really good.

There was a mixture of meat, various seasonings and vegetables, which was exactly to my taste.

Luna, how does she know my tastes so well?

‘Isn’t it strange that you usually do that?’

Luna is really weird.

It’s normal for her to be weird.

‘It’s comfortable’

I hear that a lot.

It’s delicious.

I’m sorry, can’t you feel this?

‘There is a saying that originally unhappiness comes from knowing. I don’t know at all, so I’m rather happy.”

Oh, that sounds pretty sleazy.

I have to remember Unhappiness comes from knowing.

I put away everything I ate and went out for a run.

My running posture is better than yesterday.

From eating sandwiches to running in the morning.

Aren’t you the perfect student?

Exercising in the morning was a refreshing way to start the day.

‘What’s the relationship between a good student and a sandwich?’

The feeling is the feeling.

***

The first class was ‘Understanding Demons’.

I took the papers Luna gave me and left the dormitory.

First of all, you have to stop by the store.

You need to get strawberry milk to give to Vicky and melon bread to pay off when you meet Kiana.

Fortunately, the store was open.

“Give me strawberry milk, melon bread and a chocolate bar.”

I paid and received the goods.

With this, the day will pass safely.

I packed my life support devices and went to the classroom.

There were no students in the classroom yet.

Feeling a little proud, as usual, I sat in the back seat of the classroom.

One by one the students came in.

“Uh-this paid student”

Bobborge Deshon sat down next to me.

“Cucking Ugly Orange. Have you been investigating the f*ck?”

He gave Deshon a warm morning greeting.

“Because that’s what commoners like you do. Aristocrats like me don’t do that.

De’Shawn ruffled his orange hair and answered in a mournful voice.

Get ready to bite one of your ears by Vicky sometime soon.

It was nice to see Deshon moving around the gambling board with his pair ears.

Cheolsu sat down next to Deshon while squealing.

“Good morning ‘Yeon'”

“Kuwk.. Good morning. Noble Deshon Ktuk..”

They both seemed to go well together.

They were continuous and noble, and they seemed to have fun with each other.

“Cheolsu, you went to the library with me last time, so where did you jump? Would you like to taste spicy fists?”

I showed them the scary-looking spicy fists.

“Keuk… that’s not my job… I’m only destroying… chaos… kuk”

“Because that’s what commoners like you do. Ugh.”

Because the two abnormal people were together, I got dizzy just by talking.

I couldn’t help but laugh at the two men’s dignified attitudes.

Of course, I didn’t do any research, but did I still have the data Luna gave me?

As a result, I did some research.

Should I just grab them both?

I think we can win this one-on-one now.

They hadn’t tasted my spicy fists yet, so it was obvious that they were flirting.

‘I agree with that opinion.

Why are you screaming again?

As I was about to pull out my spicy fist, I smelled a bit of strawberries next to me.

I got up quickly and took the chair next to me.

Vicky sat down naturally in the chair I had pulled out.

“Huh, so you didn’t?”

Vicky licked his blood-red lips with his tongue and looked at the two scumbags.

“Quuk.. But sometimes, how to do things that aren’t compulsory..”

Cheolsu pulled out a few sheets of paper from his pocket.

The paper was crumpled up.

“Yes. A nobleman has a nobleman’s duty.”

Deshon also took a piece of paper from his leather bag.

You’ve been investigating all these bastards and pretending to be strong.

“I’m sorry.”

Vicky put her strong legs on the desk.

She did her best not to see Vicky’s legs exposed because of her short skirt.

“Strawberry Milk”

Vicky looked at me like a beast.

“Yep”

I got up, took out strawberry milk and placed it in Vicky’s hand.

“A straw?”

Vicky’s eyebrows raised slightly.

Oops, I made this mistake.

Vicky’s tongue licked his lips sinisterly.

***

Today was a historic day.

The day of the Southern Warlock’s General Assembly.

It was the day when we, who lived in hiding in the shadows, decided to join forces.

Comrades wearing black robes were gathering one after another.

“It’s been a while, Ben. How have you been?”

A man’s voice sounded like scratching.

“This sound must be Kurul. You’ve been doing well haha, your bad taste is still there.”

A naked woman stood next to Ben.

There was no life in the woman’s eyes.

Ben had a bad hobby of making pretty women into undead and carrying them around.

Because of that hobby, he never gave up even though he was filmed as a public figure on the continent.

“Hahaha, it’s pretty useful for you to try too.”

Ben hit the female undead’s ass with his hand, making a loud clicking sound.

“I don’t want to become a continental achievement, haha”

While we were chatting, most of the people gathered.

“Comrades, I want you to focus.”

Our Captain Dan Spinner took the podium.

Dan Spinner was a high-ranking lich.

The only warlock among us to reach the reach.

Our class was different.

Dan Spinner moved his bony hand up and down.

All the warlocks were silenced in an instant at the slightest action of the Spinner.

“We’ve been hiding in the shadows for a long time. What have we done wrong that we have to hide?”

A blue flame flashed from Spitter’s eyes.

We responded to Dan Spitter’s comments.

Even this morning, I had killed several virgins for blood.

What we did was just hunting.

Can you catch monsters and not humans?

It was a bunch of contradictions.

“Now we will go out to the sun.”

However, blue flames rose from Spitter’s body and reached the ceiling.

“Wow-ah!”

The warlocks shouted in excitement.

I shouted at the same time.

Then a girl appeared behind Dan Spitter.

Dark black hair and eyes.

I’ve seen many beauties in my life, but the overwhelming beauty that cannot be compared.

But his eyes did not contain emotions, so he looked more like a doll than a person.

“What is it, Dan Spieter-sama prepared? Hehe”

“I’m really glad it came.”

The warlocks who saw the girl could not hide their vulgar instincts.

No, there was no need to hide.

This is a place where you don’t have to hide your instincts here, where the warlocks gather.

“As expected, Dan Spieter!”

The warlocks chanted Dan Spitter’s name.

A few excited and began to rub their undead.

At that moment, Dan Spitter’s skull head was shattered into powder.

The girl waved to us with a tired expression.

In an instant, dozens of warlocks turned to blood as if they had been hit with a sledgehammer.

Some warlocks cast spells, but to no avail.

I felt as if I was standing in front of a natural disaster and eagerly sought out a god I had never believed in.

Like the cry of the dying virgins before me, God did not answer.

My defensive magic was torn apart by the overwhelming force.

“Two more places today. Tired. Are you sleeping Aiden? Did you have dinner Aiden? Aiden Aiden”

The girl who muttered in a voice full of tiredness disappeared.