ALL NOVEL Across Marvel: I Lost Iron Man
Chapter 48 The Bird Comes
Chapter 48 The Bird Comes
"If you agree to be my lover, I will increase your monthly salary to 5000 US dollars!" Hans originally wanted to say 10000, but he swallowed the words.
Maria was shocked when she heard the figure of 5000, because at this time her salary was only 3000 US dollars a month, which was just enough for her and her daughter's expenses.
Monthly yoga classes and childcare for my daughter make up the bulk.She is a delicate woman who does not allow her quality of life to decline.
"8000!" Maria gritted her teeth and said a number.
"Deal! Deal!" Hans laughed loudly.
Maria let go of her two arms wrapped around her chest, and turned her head to the side, not daring to look into Hans' red eyes.
"Why are you still standing there? Come here soon!" Hans patted his thigh.
Maria struggled to move her legs, like a marionette that didn't obey her control, and every step she took was extremely slow.
"Come here you!"
"Madam, do you like this?"
"Slow down, no one will grab you—"
Thirty thousand words are omitted here——
"Jack, prepare the car and go to the secret base!" Hans staggered out of the company's gate when the lights came on.
At thirty women are like wolves, at forty they are like tigers, at fifty they can suck soil while sitting on the ground, at sixty they can suck rats on walls, at seventy they can eat people without spitting out their bones, at eighty Yu dare not stop them, they are like whales swallowing the sea pestle, and at one hundred they go to heaven to capture Buddha !
The ancients never lied to me!
"Hi, Ivan, there is your courier!"
Hans took Jack into the secret factory, where Ivan was debugging the computer standing on a hanging ladder.
"I brought you something." Seeing Ivan coming down the hanging ladder, Hans clapped his hands.
"Oh--" Jack carried a box covered with cloth and put it on a workbench.
"Dangdangdangdang——" Hans smiled at Ivan as he lifted off the covering cloth.
Inside the cage was a very rare white parrot, which Hans smuggled in at a cost of 50 US dollars, just to win people's hearts.
Hans raised his head speechlessly, but was startled
"Wait a minute, Jack, what's that?"
Jack followed Hans' gaze
"What's that? Isn't that a helmet?"
Hans didn't care about chatting with Ivan, he jumped up the hanging ladder with one stride, three steps in parallel, and soon reached the top of the hanging ladder.
What appeared in front of my eyes was a big brother-like thing that replaced the original helmet, like a brick, inserted straight into the top of the mech.
With both hands, Hans pulled out the brick inserted on the top of the mecha.
"Uh, Ivan? What is this?"
Hans walked down the hanging ladder slowly, handed the brick-like instrument to Jack, and Jack, who was standing aside to help Hans down, quickly took the instrument with both hands.
"Is that a helmet?" Hans asked.
"It doesn't look like it." Jack looked over and over at the big brother-like instrument.
"How do you get your head in there?" Hans said to Ivan who was observing the parrot seriously.
"Jack? Will your head fit in there?"
"No, definitely not!" Jack looked at the thing in his hand that was as thick as his arm and shook his head.
"Put your head in! You put your head in!" Hans felt that the evil fire had nowhere to vent.
"Ivan! Jack's head won't go in! It's not a helmet! It's a small head!"
Hans rubbed his temples vigorously, only to feel a tingling pain in his head, as if he was about to explode!
"I have to put a person in it! This set of steel armor must be wearable! Do you fucking understand?" Hans almost roared out the last sentence.
Toothpick brother Ivan still calmly communicated with the parrot silently lying on the workbench.
"I'm talking to you, answer me! Ivan, how can I put a big living person in it?" Hans put his hands in his pockets, domineering!
Brother Toothpick said indifferently, "I think unmanned driving is better."
"What? Unmanned driving? Why is unmanned driving better?" Hans's head is not enough, and he is imitating Iron Man, not Musk.
"Because humans make mistakes, but machines don't." The toothpick brother pulled out the toothpick he had been biting in his mouth with two fingers, put it on his nose and smelled it.
Side stink!
"Ouch! Believe me, unmanned driving is better." Even Ivan, who is used to being sloppy, couldn't help retching. The smell is too good!
Hans took a few steps back and forth
"
(End of this chapter)
"If you agree to be my lover, I will increase your monthly salary to 5000 US dollars!" Hans originally wanted to say 10000, but he swallowed the words.
Maria was shocked when she heard the figure of 5000, because at this time her salary was only 3000 US dollars a month, which was just enough for her and her daughter's expenses.
Monthly yoga classes and childcare for my daughter make up the bulk.She is a delicate woman who does not allow her quality of life to decline.
"8000!" Maria gritted her teeth and said a number.
"Deal! Deal!" Hans laughed loudly.
Maria let go of her two arms wrapped around her chest, and turned her head to the side, not daring to look into Hans' red eyes.
"Why are you still standing there? Come here soon!" Hans patted his thigh.
Maria struggled to move her legs, like a marionette that didn't obey her control, and every step she took was extremely slow.
"Come here you!"
"Madam, do you like this?"
"Slow down, no one will grab you—"
Thirty thousand words are omitted here——
"Jack, prepare the car and go to the secret base!" Hans staggered out of the company's gate when the lights came on.
At thirty women are like wolves, at forty they are like tigers, at fifty they can suck soil while sitting on the ground, at sixty they can suck rats on walls, at seventy they can eat people without spitting out their bones, at eighty Yu dare not stop them, they are like whales swallowing the sea pestle, and at one hundred they go to heaven to capture Buddha !
The ancients never lied to me!
"Hi, Ivan, there is your courier!"
Hans took Jack into the secret factory, where Ivan was debugging the computer standing on a hanging ladder.
"I brought you something." Seeing Ivan coming down the hanging ladder, Hans clapped his hands.
"Oh--" Jack carried a box covered with cloth and put it on a workbench.
"Dangdangdangdang——" Hans smiled at Ivan as he lifted off the covering cloth.
Inside the cage was a very rare white parrot, which Hans smuggled in at a cost of 50 US dollars, just to win people's hearts.
Hans raised his head speechlessly, but was startled
"Wait a minute, Jack, what's that?"
Jack followed Hans' gaze
"What's that? Isn't that a helmet?"
Hans didn't care about chatting with Ivan, he jumped up the hanging ladder with one stride, three steps in parallel, and soon reached the top of the hanging ladder.
What appeared in front of my eyes was a big brother-like thing that replaced the original helmet, like a brick, inserted straight into the top of the mech.
With both hands, Hans pulled out the brick inserted on the top of the mecha.
"Uh, Ivan? What is this?"
Hans walked down the hanging ladder slowly, handed the brick-like instrument to Jack, and Jack, who was standing aside to help Hans down, quickly took the instrument with both hands.
"Is that a helmet?" Hans asked.
"It doesn't look like it." Jack looked over and over at the big brother-like instrument.
"How do you get your head in there?" Hans said to Ivan who was observing the parrot seriously.
"Jack? Will your head fit in there?"
"No, definitely not!" Jack looked at the thing in his hand that was as thick as his arm and shook his head.
"Put your head in! You put your head in!" Hans felt that the evil fire had nowhere to vent.
"Ivan! Jack's head won't go in! It's not a helmet! It's a small head!"
Hans rubbed his temples vigorously, only to feel a tingling pain in his head, as if he was about to explode!
"I have to put a person in it! This set of steel armor must be wearable! Do you fucking understand?" Hans almost roared out the last sentence.
Toothpick brother Ivan still calmly communicated with the parrot silently lying on the workbench.
"I'm talking to you, answer me! Ivan, how can I put a big living person in it?" Hans put his hands in his pockets, domineering!
Brother Toothpick said indifferently, "I think unmanned driving is better."
"What? Unmanned driving? Why is unmanned driving better?" Hans's head is not enough, and he is imitating Iron Man, not Musk.
"Because humans make mistakes, but machines don't." The toothpick brother pulled out the toothpick he had been biting in his mouth with two fingers, put it on his nose and smelled it.
Side stink!
"Ouch! Believe me, unmanned driving is better." Even Ivan, who is used to being sloppy, couldn't help retching. The smell is too good!
Hans took a few steps back and forth
"
(End of this chapter)
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