Across Marvel: I Lost Iron Man

Chapter 61

But I can't blame others for this, I can only blame myself for being too attractive.

"Betty, what's the matter dear?"

"It's okay, I only think about you. Your secretary was so fierce just now, and I was so scared." Betty Ross began to complain.

"She's like that, don't take it to heart."

"No way? How can there be such a fierce woman beside my brother, unlike me, I only feel sorry for geigei!"

Regarding this, Ye Qingyang could only laugh dryly twice.

Both sides are their own women, and it seems that neither side is too politically correct.

"Yes, yes, you are right, I am taking a shower, hang up first."

Before the clingy Betty could reply, Ye Qingyang quickly hung up the phone.

Just kidding, there is a beautiful woman outside who is waiting to be pampered, so I don't have time to talk about life philosophy with you.After Ye Qingyang washed it indiscriminately for a few times and rushed out, there was no one in the room.

"?" My pants are all down, so you just show me this?
"Peibo?" Ye Qingyang walked out of the room, and there was no little pepper in the empty hall.

It's strange, it was fine just now, but in a blink of an eye, there are no people there.

"Om-"

A sound of a sports car came from the bottom of the building, Ye Qingyang hurried to the window, but only saw a red streamer speeding.

Cyclops was dumbfounded, he didn't understand Ye Qingyang's operation.

He hastily played a trick on Black Widow. He just wanted to suppress his arrogance, but he didn't say he wanted to drive him away.

Natasha understood and hurried to catch up.

"Tony, Tony—" Natasha grabbed Ye Qingyang's arm.

"MD, all the ducks are flying." Ye Qingyang felt annoyed.

Ye Qingyang didn't understand why at this time, it must be what Betty said to Xiaojiali on the phone just now, which made Xiaojiali who was about to sacrifice himself so angry.

This poor Betty, I must teach her a good lesson.

No, it's too cheap for her, and I still have to beat her hard with a carrot stick to swell her up!
Ye Qingyang could only walk back to the bathroom helplessly.

"Punch up, wash down, rub left, rub right—"

Well, give yourself a break today.

Early the next morning, Ye Qingyang received a harassing call from Fu Rui, the one-eyed dragon.

"Damn it, today is Sunday, can't you let people have a good rest?"

"It's a matter of human life and death, don't you need to come over and discuss it?" Cyclops said.

"I only know that I failed to contribute to the reproduction of human beings last night. This may be the biggest loss in the history of human evolution." Ye Qingyang looked at the empty space around him and felt uncomfortable.

Ever since he transmigrated into Tony the Big Shit, he hasn't lacked a woman in his bed.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, I set up a game, and the location is-"

After hanging up the phone, Ye Qingyang scrambled an egg by himself and prepared a bowl of porridge with preserved egg and lean meat.

No way, the rich can't eat tens of thousands of dollars a gram of caviar and tuna in the morning, right?

Feeling the loneliness of a rich man, Ye Qingyang decided to find a nanny for himself, a nanny who would drive his own sports car and run away alone without getting angry with him.

It is best that the nanny is a big Han.

Just do what you want, Ye Qingyang dialed an old friend named Li in Han Kingdom.

Speaking of an old friend surnamed Li, HONGKONG, one of the four Asian tigers, should know his name. After all, half of the industries in Hong Kong are under his name, known as Li Bancheng.

"Hello! Lao Li, it's me. Do you have any good ones to introduce to me? There are no other requirements, just skin white and beautiful, and age. It is best not to exceed 35. Education? It doesn't matter! The most important thing is to be obedient, Okok, send me the photos and let me choose." Ye Qingyang put down his phone.

Lao Li is a reliable person in his work, which means that the photos will be organized and sent to the mailbox tomorrow.

Then Ye Qingyang chose a sports car that didn't look so luxurious - Audi Pikes Peak.

You ask me why I don't use Hellfire Armor?

Alas, rich human nature, I do not drive a car, alas, just play!

"TMD, the bald head asked me to arrive at ten o'clock, it's almost twelve o'clock, why hasn't he come yet!"

Ye Qingyang looked at Natasha on the opposite side and complained.

"I am going up and down hundreds of thousands every minute, let me wait for him? Hurry up and call him and tell him that if he doesn't come again, I will leave!"

Ye Qingyang raised his legs. Although the beauty is good-looking, she is also very attractive.

You can only look at it but not eat it. Isn't it like wiping a cup of ice cream with a stool?
"Don't be impatient, the director is busy dealing with the mess you caused last night." Natasha pouted her sexy lips, feeling a sneer in her heart.

If it wasn't for you making a fuss, would it be necessary for our S.H.I.E.L.D. to wipe our ass?
"what is this?"

Ye Qingyang took a document from the black widow.

"Avengers initial report?"

Ye Qingyang's heart skipped a beat, the main show was coming.

I said to call me early in the morning, so I was trying to trick me into the game?

At this time, a bald man in a black windbreaker walked in, it was Nick Fury.

"To be honest, I don't want you to read that report. I'm not sure it has anything to do with you. As for this report, it's Agent Romanov's assessment of you. You can read it yourself." Cyclops sat on the stool, Looks like he has a plan in his chest.

Ye Qingyang took the report and opened the first page

"Personality analysis - Stark often acts impulsively and has a tendency to self-destruct." After reading this, Ye Qingyang shrugged
"That was me before, not me now, and don't we all have this tendency?"

"Typical—a narcissist?" Ye Qingyang nodded, the big shit in the original book is indeed a narcissist, but that doesn't include himself.

"Avengers Recruiting Assessment - Tony Shit - not recommended!"

Hehe, you look down on me?

I still can't see you!
"OK, since this is the case, then we have nothing to talk about." Ye Qingyang threw the report on the table.

"Then I'll go?"

Cyclops didn't expect Ye Qingyang to be so arrogant, he couldn't stand a little blow to him

"Uh, although you are not on our recruitment list, you can serve as a consultant."

Ye Qingyang stood up and stretched out his right hand. The bald man thought he agreed, so he quickly stretched out his hand to hold it.

Who knew Ye Qingyang pursed his lips and said
"I wish you success, I quit."

Then he turned and walked away without the slightest hesitation.

"What's wrong? Come to martial arts if you can't write? You want to enforce the law violently?" Ye Qingyang let Natasha's little hands move.

(End of this chapter)