Adventurers Are Obsessed With My Cooking

Episode 10. Woo woo woo woo!

“Sister, sister. That’s the man. The person who made green onion. He’s really good at cooking.”

Melissa was holding the female knight’s arm and pointing at me.

‘Those guys went somewhere and picked up something strange.’

A sigh comes out.

To be honest, I don’t want to meet the players right now.

Starting with the common statement at the beginning, to how you are doing in this world.

I don’t want to continue that awkward conversation.

If someone asks why you’re doing it alone without a party, you don’t want to recite the story line by line.

But I hate it even more to lie just to cover things up.

‘That’s why I liked Salem…’

Of course, there are probably quite a few players who stay here in Salem for similar or different reasons.

However, most of those people have their own circumstances, so they take care of each other.

The odds of meeting them in the first place are slim.

But now the situation has become embarrassing.

Since that aggressive Melissa guy is dragging her along, a full name is required, and maybe we should become friends semi-forcedly.

‘Ha… Oh…’

It’s not that I’m not social enough.

Of course, I couldn’t help it even if I was evaluated like that when I was only playing games in the corner of my room, but since I was dragged here and forced to face reality, I’m proud that I’ve done well.

Within the party as well as outside the party.

Just for now.

It still takes time.

I don’t want to be hurt again, and I don’t want someone to dig up those wounds.

But it’s already gone.

That bulldozer-like Melissa is rushing here, grabbing the female knight’s arm by force.

“Wow, are you here?”

“Don’t be surprised to hear that, Mister.”

“Yes.”

“We hunted Kikiusa! Isn’t it amazing?”

“Kikiusa?”

“Why, there’s a place where you first opened a stall. The dungeon boss there.”

I turned my head to Mumu.

It meant that Melissa’s words were true.

“It’s real.”

“You two?”

Melissa responded by forcing the female knight forward.

“Ah, then why did we bring this sister? She was with this sister, so we brought her. Two of us is absolutely impossible. Actually, she almost died earlier.”

I looked at the female knight standing in front of me.

I don’t know what the actual level of equipment is, but judging from the fact that the whole body, starting with weapons and shields, was covered with appearance-changing items sold in the cash shop, it didn’t seem like a style that was desperate for money.

‘That’s awkward…’

Since there is no way to check what expression the opponent is making, I will die.

If you are polite, shouldn’t you remove the lid first and say hello first?

Reluctantly, I bowed my head first.

“Hello.”

“……”

“Thank you for helping our kids.”

“……”

No, why doesn’t this person answer?

* * *

‘Uh… What should I do…’

I avoided the players as much as possible.

Even when contact was made, they widened the distance with cold words.

But I don’t think that’s the case now.

‘Whoa…’

At least I’m glad I’m wearing a helmet.

Because you don’t have to show your face.

On the way, I heard a lot of stories from Melissa and Mumu about the other person.

Overall, it was one color of praise.

I’ve heard only good things so much that I doubt that such a person is real.

‘This person is that street vendor…’

I thought he might have tempted the children with something to eat, but I still had small expectations from the fact that he was the one who made the delicious pajeon.

By the way.

‘Muh… I’m scared.’

His expression is scary.

His face is also scary.

Why is he so tall, and why is his stature so erratic?

There is no such thing as a giant.

I think I know why the kids call him Mister.

‘Do, help me guys…’

The man’s eyebrows are gradually hardening.

He must be angry because I didn’t answer.

It seemed like he was angry at first, too.

‘Still, I think I should say that I ate well…’

And if possible, ask if you can sell some.

“Ah, um… If you don’t mind… You can’t talk…?”

“No! This older sister speaks well!”

“Really?”

The man made eye contact with me.

Looking down as if taking a picture from a high place.

‘Ugh… It looks scary as expected.’

Of course, the opponent won’t be able to see my eyes because of the helmet.

Anyway, my mouth seldom leaves.

But you have to be brave.

“Sister! Sister!”

“Joe, Joe…”

“Yes?”

“Shut up… Melissa.”

* * *

‘Shut up; You’re a woman with a bad mouth for shutting up a child. Judging by her voice, she doesn’t look that old.’

I quietly glared at Melissa.

Is it true that this suspicious woman helped you?

“Ah, mister misunderstood. This older sister is so nice. It’s because she has a bit of a rough mouth. Isn’t that so?”

“I-I think so. He even had a party with us.”

Mumu’s gaze wanders as he answers.

What is it?

Something is something.

“Mister Mister. This sister wants to eat more green onion. That’s why I brought her.”

“Oh, yes? But why did you say…”

“…Everything…She…”

“Yes?”

“Now… Wait a minute… Let’s go.”

The female knight suddenly ran toward the village.

I looked at the two girls with puzzled eyes.

“Who the hell did you bring? What’s wrong with that person?”

“It’s strange. She was good at talking in front of us.”

“Mumuya. You tell me. You should be able to trust what this guy is saying.”

“hahahaha… That sister is because she speaks harshly. She didn’t look like such a bad person, even in my opinion.”

I narrowed my brows and put on an expression that I would scold you if I didn’t tell you honestly.

“But why did you suddenly run away?”

“Well, you said you received a request, but I think you went to report it?”

“Request?”

“Yes. A request to subdue Kikiusa.”

“Hmm… But you and I had a party and caught it together, right?”

Melissa couldn’t help but interrupted, as if she was jealous of talking only to Mumu.

“Originally, we were just watching and were going to catch her alone, but she was about to collapse because her sister didn’t eat her food. So I helped. I did a good job, right?”

I hurriedly asked Mumu to interpret what this guy was talking about.

However, it is said that all stories are literally true.

“So you fed that woman with the green onion I gave you, right?”

“Yes. Then we became close. Hee hee.”

“That’s right. After that, the swearing decreased a bit.”

“Did I even curse at you?”

“No no, don’t get me wrong. That unnie is really nice.”

When I put on a dissatisfied expression, the guys eagerly started defending the knight.

Judging from what he said, he doesn’t seem to be such a bad person.

She’s just a rough-mouthed and disrespectful woman.

‘But isn’t that a bad thing?’

Whatever.

Since they’re like this, I can’t stand in the middle and tell them not to be close.

“By the way, what are you doing here? Aren’t you doing business today?”

“Oh, I won’t be doing business for a while.”

“Huh… Why… Is it because we ate for free?”

“No, it’s not like that. I’m trying to develop a new menu.”

“A new menu?”

The eyes of the two girls started to shine brightly.

“Let’s have a glass of this for now.”

I handed each one freshly made apple juice.

“Is this an apple? It smells like an apple.”

“Yes. Apple juice.”

The two girls didn’t even listen to me and started drinking right away.

“Kuuu my chuuu!”

“Oh, it’s so sweet and refreshing.”

Anyway, these guys have good reactions.

It tastes good.

“It’s really sweet. Did you put sugar in it?”

“No, not at all. 100% Pure apples.”

“But it’s so delicious? What kind of apple did you use?”

“It’s a certain kind of apple, the one sold by the man at the fruit shop.”

“In our town?”

“Yes.”

The girls’ eyes widened once again.

“Yes? I often eat apple ramen there, but it didn’t taste like this at all…”

“Mumuya, you’ll be sad to hear that man.”

“Oh, sorry.”

“Mister! Is this your new menu?”

“No. It’s not like that… To be honest, we’re failing to develop it. What if there’s something new that no one has ever eaten…”

The two girls who listened to me looked at each other, put their teeth out and smiled brightly.

Like a naughty boy.

“Mister. We said we caught Kikiusa.”

“I did.”

“Do you know what they brought from there?”

“Well?”

Melissa took something out of her bag and proudly held it in front of me.

“Tada!”

“Huh?”

“Do you know what this is?”

“Well. It looks like some kind of fruit…”

“It’s a Kikiusa fruit. You can only get it from Kikiusa Forest.”

“Really? Why is this?”

Melissa said in frustration.

“You wanted a new fruit!”

This time I opened my eyes wide.

“Oh, that’s right! Do you want to sell this to me?”

“Ah, why are you so sad? I’ll just give it to you. How many green onion pancakes and how many pieces of meat we got?”

Big… Are these bastards going to kill me by giving me a heart attack?

My chest thumped and rang.

“Okay. I’ll take it. Instead, when the juice is made from the fruit, you guys drink it first.”

“Hee hee. Great!”

“We are very grateful.”

These lovely guys.

“Oh, and the one who allowed us to have that fruit is that older sister, so don’t hate her too much for her bad mouth, mister.”

“I never hated it. I just felt suspicious.”

“It sounds suspicious.”

“Ah, Mumu said her sister was suspicious! She said later that she should tell her sister.”

“Melissa!”

I felt a certain impulse watching the two girls playing hide and seek.

I couldn’t stand it at all.

“Guys… Will you let me touch you just once?”

“Yes?”

“Ah, don’t get me wrong. Only the hair. I’m only going to touch the hair. Is it okay?”

“Hair?”

“Yes. I want to stroke you for doing well.”

“Wow, I like it! Please stroke it. hehehe.”

“I-I don’t hate it either…”

I slowly stroked the two girls’ hair along the grain.

‘Ah, when I get married later, I must give birth to a daughter.’

For some reason, I felt like I was being healed by stroking the heads of cute girls.

Although there is no mirror, I must be smiling happily as a father right now.