American Comic Survival Guide

When Hela and Valkyrie were fighting fiercely, Goofy stood by and chatted calmly with Thor and Loki. This scene made Hela extremely angry and even furious.

please! Sisters, I am also a former Heavenly Father-level powerhouse, a top villain whose strength can be on an equal footing with Odin! I don't care about people in the whole universe! I can detonate a planet by pinching my fingers!

But such a powerful villain is completely ignored now. When I was fighting, you guys were discussing where the new Divine Realm was next to me... Damn, the villain's face has been lost, okay?

Hela, who was so embarrassed, wanted to kill Valkyrie immediately, and then rushed over to kill Goofy and her two stupid brothers to vent her anger!

But the dream is full, the reality is very skinny.

Hela, who lost Asgard's power, found that she couldn't even beat Valkyrie.

"How is this possible? Odin's eldest son is not an opponent of an Asgardian civilian?! I don't believe it!"

Hela roared and swung her sword, but all her moves were broken by Valkyrie.

Valkyrie held a long sword and said to Hela with a sneer: "Oh, Hela, my noble princess, the lord of Heim's underworld, the daunting **** of death... Do you think you are born to be great as a royal family? Do you think you are Your father is Odin, are you destined to be the strongest female warrior in Asgarth?"

"I admit that you have good genes and received the best education since you were a child. You should be the most powerful female warrior in Asgard."

"But, do you know how I grew up?"

Having said that, Valkyrie backhanded a sword, causing Hela to take three steps back in succession.

"Since I was born, my parents decided to send me to be a Valkyrie, because every family selected as a Valkyrie candidate can get a reward, and this reward can be used as support for my brothers. fee…"

"I've been forced to practice fighting since I first learned to walk. When I couldn't even hold the knife and fork on the dining table, I already learned how to use a sword!"

Having said that, Valkyrie stabbed Hela with another sword. Hela failed to defend this move, and a gap was drawn under her ribs by the long sword.

"Hmm!" Without the protection of divine power, Hela's body was no longer so tough, and Valkyrie's long sword could easily break through defenses, making the dignified death shine.

"I started training every day from waking up until I lost consciousness and passed out! My father was very cunning and forced me to keep practicing swordsmanship before I learned to speak, because then I couldn't cry and cry. now..."

"When I was five years old, I was already able to beat teenage boys, so there is no doubt that I was selected as a candidate for Valkyrie and joined the Hall of Valor!"

Valkyrie said in a deep voice, every sword was as fast as lightning.

Hela was disturbed by Valkyrie's attack, and at the same time, she found that her physical strength could not keep up. She had never felt the taste of fatigue before, so the taste of fatigue made her very uncomfortable. It was a kind of almost brand new feeling.

Valkyrie is not disturbed, and he can chat while making moves.

"I have no divine power, no famous teacher, I have only myself! When I first joined the Hall of Valor, I was the most inconspicuous one among the candidates for Valkyrie!"

"There are geniuses, nobles, and poor children like me around me. We all have the same goal - to become the most powerful Valkyrie in the Hall of Valor!"

"We have performed the most difficult tasks and received the most rigorous training for thousands of years! In order to maintain the best shape of our muscles, we even have to strictly follow the rules of diet..."

"Oh, Hela, I'm different from you, just because you are Odin's daughter, you can easily get the divine power of the entire Asgard, and with the help of Asgard's divine power, you have repeatedly achieved extraordinary achievements, Invincible…”

"Everything I got today was made by myself!!"

Having said that, Valkyrie suddenly charged and slashed, and he slashed directly in front of Hela for five consecutive swords.

Hela quickly parried, but there was already obvious soreness in her arm.

Valkyrie became more and more brave, and the whole person was very excited.

"There are dozens of people like me, they are the pride of Asgard, but because of your betrayal, these excellent souls have completely disappeared from this world... Today, I will avenge them, end The life of you cruel, vicious man!"

Before he finished speaking, Valkyrie made a false move, the long sword deceived Hela's attention, and poked Hela's stomach with his backhand.

With a puff, Hela, the God of Death, was pierced by the long sword.

Blood spurted out, and the eyes of the **** of death disappeared in an instant...

Not far away, Gao Fei was chatting happily with Thor and Loki when he suddenly heard a sound that would cause physical discomfort.

"Pfft..."

This sound is very **** and violent when you hear it!

The three turned back at the same time, and saw that Valkyrie had stabbed Hela to death.

"What's the situation?" Gao Fei was a little surprised, "It's just over ten minutes, and you actually stabbed Hela to death?"

Thor was even more dissatisfied: "What's going on? Valkyrie! Although Hela is a traitor to Asgard and killed many of my friends, she is my sister anyway, can you kill her before you kill her? Say hello to me!"

Valkyrie kicked Hela's belly, pulled the long sword out of her stomach, and smiled at the same time: "When you asked me to fight with Hela, I tacitly agreed that you would allow me to kill. She's gone. Besides, Thor, don't pretend to talk about sibling relationship, I don't believe you intend to keep her alive."

"Well..." Thor smiled awkwardly, "You're right."

At this time, Loki asked Goofy and said, "So Goofy, since you have decided to return to Earth and position the Earth as a new domain, what will Asgard do?"

Goofy looked back at Thor and said, "Of course I leave it to Thor. I just inherited the position of guardian of the Nine Realms from Odin, and I am not the king of Asgard. According to you Asgard Thor is also the heir to the throne of Asgard."

Thor collapsed when he heard it: "What? I still have to run this country in the end?"

Gao Fei shrugged: "Don't complain, you only manage one country, and I need to manage nine worlds."

Loki asked eagerly: "Brother, oh dear brother, as your brother, I really want to lighten the burden for you. If you don't want to inherit the throne, I can do it for you, I can help you..."

Before Loki could finish speaking, Thor immediately nodded to Goofy and said, "Very good, then I will take over this responsibility and become the new king of Asgard!"

Heimdall and Valkyrie, who were standing beside them, hurriedly knelt on one knee with their swords, and said loudly, "See my king!"

Loki grimaced resentfully, and complained: "It's too troublesome to say that you don't want to take responsibility, and being a king turns out to be quicker than anyone else to grab the throne, duplicitous guy..."

After dealing with Hela's affairs and passing the control of Asgard to Thor, Goofy's mission on business trip was completed.

Considering the havoc that Hela's arrival caused to Brooklyn, and the fact that he, Carrie, and Skye were still homeless, he had to return to Earth sooner.

"Thor, I'm glad that you have become the new king of Asgard. According to the custom, you will hold a grand enthronement ceremony in Asgard, right? I think I will come over to celebrate for you when I think of it." Goofy road.

Thor was stunned: "What? Goofy, are you leaving now? You just came to Asgard, and I haven't had time to entertain you..."

Valkyrie also said depressedly: "Don't return to Earth so quickly, Gao Fei, your journey is too rushed."

She not only wanted to spend more time with Goofy, but mainly because she had kidnapped and sold Thor, the new king of Asgard, in Saka. If I can live peacefully with her, once Gao Fei is gone, then I will have to settle accounts after the fall.

But Gao Fei has made a decision, and of course it will not change because of everyone's retention.

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I am familiar with the environment of Asgard now, and it will be much more convenient to come here next time."

After all, Gao Fei directly cast space magic to draw an aperture in front of him, and the other end of the aperture is Brooklyn, New York.

But before Gao Fei left, Heimdall suddenly walked over and said, "Father of the gods, I must go with you."

"Huh?" Goofy was a little surprised and asked back, "Why? Heimdall, aren't you the guardian of Asgard's Rainbow Bridge? You should stay and continue to protect Asgard, what are you doing with me?"

Heimdall shook his head gently and said: "No, the father of the gods, according to the assignment of the former guardian of the Nine Realms, Odin, my priority is to supervise the safety of the Nine Realms, not to guard Asgard and guard the Rainbow Bridge. It's just my secondary duty, so where the Guardian of the Nine Realms is, I'll be there..."

Hearing this, Thor hurried over and asked, "What's the situation? Heimdall, you mean you're leaving Asgard and following Goofy to live on Earth?"

"I'm afraid that's the case." Heimdall also said regretfully, "I also want to continue living in Asgard. This is my hometown, but for the safety of the Nine Realms, I must perform my duties."

Gao Fei thought about it for a while, it was really convenient to have a Heimdall by his side. His eyes could see into any trouble in the Nine Realms, which would allow Gao Fei, the "Guardian of the Nine Realms", to better protect the territory.

"Since this is the case, then you can return to Earth with me, Heimdall. I will arrange a place for you." Goofy said.

"Thank you." Heimdall smiled and nodded, and then returned the long sword in his hand to Thor, "My king, this divine sword that opened the Rainbow Bridge is now handed over to you, my protection of the Rainbow Bridge is over. ."

Thor took the long sword from Heimdall's hand, and then reluctantly said goodbye to his old friend: "Goodbye, Heimdall, remember to come back often..."

Heimdall nodded lightly: "You can also visit me on Earth often."

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After returning to Earth, Goofy temporarily arranged for Heimdall to live in Odin's previous apartment, but of course Goofy was borrowing flowers to offer Buddha. This apartment was Tony Stark's Manhattan property.

The reconstruction of the Canarsie residential area has been deployed under the arrangement of Ultron. Among them, Harry Osborn intends to undertake this project. First, it is to help Gao Fei rebuild his home, which is to repay Gao Fei for taking care of him over the years. On the other hand, this project also contains great business opportunities.

After confirming that all of the survivors of Carnace were properly housed, Goofy decided to go to old friend Tony Stark to thank him in person.

After all, he lives in someone else's property now, and it is conservatively estimated that he will not move out within the next six months. Even if Tony insists not to receive any material form of remuneration, Gao Fei can't just accept his favor so calmly.

In addition, Goofy also wanted to go to Tony's side to see the construction of the space-class battleship, so he had to make this trip.

As for the meeting gift, Goofy specially bought two cheeseburgers for Tony. He knew Tony's temper. No matter how expensive a gift was, it might not make him happy as these two hot cheeseburgers.

As the aperture opened in Tony's laboratory, Goofy stepped out of it.

"Hi Tony, long time no see."

"Oh! Goofy..." Although this was not the first time, Tony was still taken aback by the sudden appearance of Goofy, "Why did you come without saying hello? Next time I have to design an automatic reminder system …Huh? Wait, why do I smell cheeseburgers? What are you holding? Let me see.”

Gao Fei laughed: "You have a smart nose, yes, it is indeed a cheeseburger, and it is my rental fee during this period."

Tony took the hamburger and took a bite, nodded and said, "Well, let me do the math... You and your precious girl, the beautiful female tenant, the old uncle who turned into a Ghost Rider after being injured, and one from Ah The alien hunk brought by Sgard... A total of five people rented my five high-end apartments in the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Probably not enough..."

"And the rent you paid me was two cheeseburgers? You're such a shrewd businessman, Goofy, thanks to you that you didn't do business, otherwise we at Stark Industries would have to make way for you..."

Gao Fei shrugged: "Don't make yourself so pitiful. I clearly said that I will pay you the rent at the market price, and you don't want it yourself."

Tony took a bite of the cheeseburger, nodded and said, "Yes, I really don't want your rent, because I don't need money, please, Goofy, what I don't lack here is monetary resources, what do I need those things for? "

Gao Fei resisted the urge to speak foul language, the rich man's face is really hateful.

At this time Tony said again: "But if you want to pay me, I can consider you to pay me in other ways."

"Other ways?" Gao Fei was surprised when he heard the words, and subconsciously tightened his clothes, "What way do you want me to... repay you?"

Tony glanced at Gao Fei, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Don't think nonsense, I don't covet your tendon... It's hard to buy an authentic cheeseburger in the laboratory. If you order a takeaway, it will take too long to come here, and the cheese inside will be too long. It melted into the bread..."

"Don't you know that kind of magic? It's that kind of magic that suddenly appears when you draw a circle? I think this ability of yours is very suitable for... er... logistics work. In the future, you can deliver food to me, when I want to eat a hamburger. Just run an errand, so that you can deliver the food to me as soon as possible, how about it?"

After listening to Gao Fei, it was a black line. I am now the guardian of the nine worlds and the father of the gods. You actually asked me to deliver food to you? !

But considering that he is currently staying at Tony's house, as the so-called "people have to bow their heads under the eaves", and considering the friendship between the two, Gao Fei had to pat Tony on the shoulder and nodded: "That's fine, but you I have to see if I have time when ordering takeout, if I'm busy doing other things, I won't be able to deliver takeout to you."

"I understand, I understand..." Tony nodded and said, "Don't worry, I won't order takeout every day. By the way, don't you have a magician friend? He seems to be doing this too, you can let him be you Substitute. What's that guy called? Anyway, he looks stunned, with a long face and a little gray on the temples..."

"Strange..." Gao Fei said depressedly, "He is not a magician, but a supreme magician. He is very busy now, and he has no time to bring you cheeseburgers..."

After speaking, I thought about it, it is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish. Tony is smart and focused, so he simply taught him space magic directly. When he wants to eat cheeseburger, can he just buy it himself?

"Tony, do you want to learn magic? I'll teach you space magic directly, so that the problem can be solved once and for all." Goofy said.

Unexpectedly, Tony curled his lips and said reluctantly: "Hey...To be honest, I don't really want to learn, I think my skills are already rich enough, and I don't need to learn anything else, I just want you to give I brought a hamburger..."

Gao Fei was speechless to Tony, the rogue, and compromised gloomily: "Okay, I really convinced you..."

Tony smiled, and then asked: "By the way, how about Asgard? I heard that Odin died, right? I didn't expect the characters in the mythology to die."

"Uh... how can I put it, they are just another kind of creature. Since they are creatures, they can't escape from old age, sickness and death." Goofy said, "Asgard has stabilized now, and Thor has taken over there."

"Since Asgard has stabilized, what is the name of that alien friend... Heimhem..." Tony began to randomly change names for others.

"Heimdall," Goofy said. "His name is Heimdall."

"Oh, yes, Heimdall," Tony asked. "Why did Heimdall come to Earth with you now that Asgard has stabilized?"

Goofy smiled triumphantly—you finally asked the question.

Then he patted his chest and said: "Because, Tony, I inherited the mantle of Odin and became the father of the gods, which is the current guardian of the Nine Realms. Heimdall is not the one who swore allegiance to Asgar. The kingship of Germany is the guardian of the Nine Realms, so wherever the Guardian of the Nine Realms is, he will follow."

"What?!" Tony was really surprised. "You are the guardian of the Nine Realms now? That is to say... the entire Nine Realms are under your rule?"

"It's protection, not domination." Gao Fei said, "Speaking of which, this profession is quite tricky. You want to protect the Nine Realms from danger, but you won't get paid... No, it's not that you don't get paid, my pay is The beliefs of beings in the Nine Realms, their belief in me will be transformed into a steady stream of divine power, stored in Asgard, and then passed on to me."

Tony suddenly realized after listening to it, and then concluded: "That is to say... Thor inherited Asgard, and you inherited the Nine Realms, right?"

"You can say that." Gao Fei nodded.

Tony pouted: "If you want me to say that you might as well inherit Asgard, you should know that Asgard is still a feudal monarchy, right? If I become the monarch of Asgard, then the first thing I have to do is One thing is to restore the first-night power of the monarch and girl."

Goofy glanced at Tony with contempt: "You're not afraid that your kidneys won't be able to take it."

Then he put the topic on the right track and asked, "Oh, by the way, how's the big spinning top?"

"Big top? Damn, don't call our battleship a big top! It's an extremely ugly name..." Tony Stark said depressedly, "Let's go, I'll show you there now."

Goofy nodded lightly, followed Tony out of the laboratory, and walked towards the huge underground warship construction factory.

Called the stairs all the way down, Gao Fei saw the whole picture of this cosmos-class battleship in the elevator made of glass on both sides.

It is roughly estimated that the height of this battleship has exceeded 500 meters, and the length is more than three times the height.

It's not easy to get close to such a behemoth, and it took Goofy and Tony to sit in the elevator for a full fifteen minutes.

"At present, the construction of the battleship has been initially completed, and the rest is the debugging and optimization of the internal system of the battleship..." Tony said, "Dr. Banner is responsible for this part of the work, of course, the IT department of Stark Industries was also temporarily transferred by me. come help..."

Gao Fei nodded and said: "The internal system is the soul of the battleship, and this part of the content should not be taken lightly."

"Indeed." Tony Stark proudly looked at his masterpiece, his eyes full of pride.

Goofy asked: "By the way, have you seen the spaceship that was pulled back from Saka star last time? Did it give you any inspiration?"

"Of course there is." Tony nodded, "but the battleship was basically completed at the time, so the spaceship of Saka could only be used elsewhere. In fact, I could mass-produce that spaceship and transform it into this one. A **** sub-fleet of space warships, they are smaller and more flexible, and can do some tasks that the mother ship cannot."

Gao Fei thought this idea was a good idea, and nodded in agreement.

At this time, Tony suddenly said: "By the way, this big guy doesn't have a name yet. Do you have any good ideas?"

Gao Fei said: "This battleship is under the supervision of you, and the naming rights are left to you."

Tony was waiting for Gao Fei's words, and after Gao Fei finished speaking, he said excitedly: "Hehe~www.NovelMTL.com~ I have already thought of a few names, listen to it - it burst. The abyss, the roaring heart of steel, the spinning behemoth, the **** smasher..."

The more Gao Fei listened, the more it hurts, the more his brows are wrinkled, can I take back what I just said? I'm taking away your naming rights!

Tony was talking vigorously. Seeing Gao Fei's constipated expression, he asked suspiciously, "Huh? What's going on? Why did you have the same expression as Dr. Banner when you heard my name?"

"Because the names you think are too shy! Too sly!!" Goofy couldn't bear it anymore and roared loudly, "Did Dr. Banner not say anything? Didn't he tell you what he really thinks?"

"Uh..." Tony said, "Dr. Banner just asked me to ask for your opinion. I thought he thought my name was good, and all the candidates are ready for use..."

Gao Fei tugged at his hair depressedly: "This guy Banner doesn't dare to tell the truth... Also, Tony, you really don't have any self-knowledge!"

Tony didn't like listening to these words, and said seriously: "Hey! Goofy, I don't think there is anything wrong with my name, they are all I thought about for days, you can't deny them all! Unless... You can think of a better name!"

Gao Fei pondered for a while, and suddenly had inspiration.

"Uh... Then I'll temporarily think of one... Since this battleship was built to protect the earth, and the earth is a blue planet, I think it might as well be called the Azure Watcher?"

Hearing the name, Tony's mouth twitched, and then he frowned: "Damn it, Goofy! You sly guy, you must have thought of this name long ago? I don't believe it was a temporary idea, You can't lie to me! I don't believe your nonsense!"