An alchemy furnace fell from the sky

The chef had already set up a big pot in the courtyard, and Lao Wang was squatting aside to take care of it.

Seeing that a pot of water was about to boil, Lao Wang shouted anxiously: "Why haven't the cows been delivered yet?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw two servants of the Huang family carrying Xu Fu into the courtyard.

"The master asked you to wash him clean." After the two servants said this, they quickly ran away. This Xu Fu hadn't taken a bath for an unknown period of time, and the smell of cow dung almost made them breathless.

"How do you wash this?" Lao Wang was stunned for a moment, looking at Xu Fu who was drunk into a mess, and became worried.

"Son, come here and help." Old Chao Chao shouted from the room.

"No food, no energy!" came a lazily response from inside the room.

"Hurry up, Mr. Huang has spoken, take your time, be careful when someone named Niu comes to pick on you!" Lao Wang said angrily. He had nothing to do with this lazy son. Most of the time, he had to bring Niu Ba out to scare him.

"Haven't you heard? Manager Niu almost threw someone to death, and now he can't even get out of bed." Xiao Wang slowly came out of the house and sighed: "I don't know which gods came down to earth to eliminate harm for the people!"

"Don't be poor, hurry up." Lao Wang held his breath and pulled Xu Fu's clothes apart, revealing his dirty skin.

"Isn't this the guy who was eating here today? Why is he still drunk?" As soon as Xiao Wang came closer, he recognized Xu Fulai. At this time, his face was red, and the smell of cow dung and wine lees were mixed together, which was particularly unpleasant. smell.

"What is this for?" Xiao Wang asked, pinching his nose.

"Master Huang ordered him to be washed clean." Lao Wang resisted his nausea and stripped Xu Fu naked. He mixed a basin of warm water and washed Xu Fu from head to toe. Then he threw a hard-bristled brush to Xiao Wang and asked him to help wash it. Xu Fu's body. This is used for cleaning pots on weekdays. It is suitable for removing oil stains. The hair is rinsed with the saved rice water.

The two of them worked together, and it took a stick of incense to clean up Xu Fu.

"How long has it been since this kid took a shower!" Xiao Wang gasped. He was very tired from the scrubbing just now.

Lao Wang looked at the naked Xu Fu with great satisfaction. The father and son rubbed it off and estimated that it was half a catty of putty. Looking at the now clean Xu Fu, Lao Wang felt particularly comfortable.

"How much wine do you think this kid drank, and he still doesn't wake up like this?" Xiao Wang sat down on the stool tiredly, staring at Xu Fu who was sleeping tightly and asked.

"I drank a pound of aged azalea. I'm afraid I won't be able to wake up today."

As soon as Xiao Wang finished speaking, he heard someone walking in while talking outside the door.

"Master Huang." Lao Wang stood up and said hello when he saw the visitor, while Xiao Wang stepped aside obediently.

"You two, go home. There is no need to cook tonight. Come back early tomorrow morning."

After Huang Youcai sent away the Wang family and his son, he carefully searched the small courtyard again to make sure that no one was there. Then he asked the servants to guard outside and warned no one to come in no matter what happened.

Soon, Huang Youcai and Xu Fu were the only two people left in the entire yard.

Huang Youcai looked at the naked Xu Fu, and the smile on his face gradually faded. He leaned down, struggled to pick Xu Fu up, and came to the pot. He murmured: "Boy, if you want to blame me, I blame you for eating my soul." Mushroom, you stole my opportunity, now I will eat you, tit for tat, this is your life, no one can blame you." After saying that, he gently put Xu Fu into the steaming cauldron.

The Wang family and his son used up most of the pot of hot water, and added some cold water. At this time, the water temperature was just right for taking a bath. This is exactly what Huang Youcai wanted. If it was too hot, Huang Youcai was afraid of waking Xu Fu up. With Xu Fu's current ability, no one in the Huang family could control him.

The pot was very big, and Xu Fu was lying in it with only his head and feet exposed. He was still drunk and unconscious while lying in the pot.

Huang Youcai was burning firewood and looking at Xu Fu in the pot. He couldn't help but think of what the immortal master said, "This mushroom is a rare spiritual creature, but it is highly poisonous. It can be steamed for half a day to remove its toxicity before it can be used by livestock." Eat it, and if the animal does not die, then eat its flesh.”

Only the housekeeper Niu Ba knew something about the mushrooms. Huang Youcai was very careful and arranged for Niu Ba to steam the mushrooms and then feed them to the largest ox. Who would have thought that not only the cow died, but also the mushrooms were killed by Xu Fu. have eaten.

"God favors me. This opportunity should belong to me, Huang Youcai." In Huang Youcai's eyes, Xu Fu has become so different now, which must be the result of the magic mushroom. He did not expect that the magic mushroom could have such a magical effect, which made Huang Youcai extremely happy. , just regard it as a blessing from heaven, and don't think there is anything wrong with eating a person.

The fire was burning brightly, and the water in the pot quickly became steaming. After boiling half a cup of tea, Huang Youcai was horrified to find that Xu Fu in the boiling water was still sleeping.

"It is indeed a spiritual creature!" Huang Youcai couldn't help but sigh, but the scene in front of him was too weird.

Huang Youcai held back the heat again and dragged Xu Fu out of the pot. Looking at Xu Fu who was unharmed, Huang Youcai narrowed his eyes again.

"I don't believe I can't burn you to death!" Huang Youcai muttered to himself, and lit up a large pile of firewood on the outer wall of the kitchen. Seeing that the fire was already strong, Huang Youcai picked up Xu Fu and came to the fire. Raise your arm to throw it in.

There were no sparks flying as expected. Huang Youcai suddenly found that his clothes were tightly grasped. Looking at Xu Fu again, he had opened his eyes and looked at him expressionlessly.

"Master Huang, you are so cruel!" Xu Fu said lightly.

"Xu Fu, are you awake? I am...I am afraid that you will be cold, so I will keep you warm." Huang Youcai said with a smile, and his body was already shaking uncontrollably.

"I see you're quite cold too!" After Xu Fu finished speaking, he turned over and landed on the ground, grabbed Huang Youcai's feet, turned around and threw them away. Huang Youcai's fat body smashed the wooden door of the kitchen and fell in. There was a burst of pots and pans. The sound of the collision was gone.

Xu Fu put on the clothes he had thrown aside. When he looked back, he found that the kitchen had been set on fire and thick smoke was coming out.

"You deserve it!" Xu Fu cursed in his heart. Seeing that the door was closed, he thought for a while and climbed over the wall from the other side to leave the yard.

At first, Xu Fu was really drunk at the dinner table. He had no memory of how he got to the kitchen, how he was washed, or even when he first soaked in the pot. But the evaporation of hot water diluted the strength of the wine. When Huang Youcai dragged him out of the pot, his body felt cold and Xu Fu woke up.

Xu Fu came to his grandma's grave alone, stayed for a while, kowtowed three times, got up and walked eastward along the path.

He couldn't stay in the village any longer. Although he could be regarded as the one who had eliminated Huang Youcai, he was now like a monster in the eyes of others.

I am finally leaving the place where I was born and raised. Where are I going? Where can I go? Xu Fu didn't know, but as long as he walked forward, he could always find a place to eat and sleep.

When he heard Mr. Shu talking about the strange things outside, Xu Fu had planned to go out and try his best, and now he got what he wanted.

Xu Fu was traveling far away for the first time. He originally wanted to show off his extraordinary strength, but until dark, he didn't see any ghosts, let alone the village.

"Are we going to sleep outside?" Xu Fu was worried. He had never slept in the wild before, and he was still a little panicked. There wouldn't be any wolves nearby, right?

The moon was bright tonight, Xu Fu could vaguely see a forest not far away through the moonlight, and thought it would be better to climb into a tree and spend the night instead of lying on the wet grass.

"It would be great if those two steamed buns were still there!" Xu Fu missed the steamed buns he had hidden on Goudan's bed at this time. Goudan would be very happy when he found out. He probably wouldn't eat them alone, and would probably share them with others. One of the others in the shack, this little brother was soft-hearted and would never eat alone.

Thinking in his heart, Xu Fu had already entered the woods and was looking at which tree had branches thick enough to sleep on. He suddenly smelled the aroma of meat, and the fragrance was mixed with a special smell, which made Xu Fu salivate. It leaked out unsatisfactorily. Since I took the Qixin Pill, I seem to be particularly hungry easily.

Xu Fu sniffed it carefully and walked a hundred steps forward along the scent. He arrived at a clearing with sparse vegetation. A roasted rabbit was steaming slightly under the moonlight.

A few steps away, a silver-white little fox was staring at the roasted rabbit, slowly moving forward, about to pounce on it.

Seeing this, Xu Fu hurriedly shouted and stepped forward quickly. The little fox was very timid and quickly ran into the grass next to him when he heard the shout.

Xu Fu was overjoyed. He stepped forward and grabbed the stick with the roasted rabbit on it. Who knew who had set a trap here? Xu Fu's hand holding the roasted rabbit was suddenly trapped. Xu Fu broke the rope with a casual tug, picked up the roast rabbit and took a bite.

"What are you doing? Who told you to eat my rabbit?" A clear female voice sounded in the woods, startling Xu Fu.

In the blink of an eye, he saw three people coming out of the woods nearby, two men and one woman. Their appearance was unclear, but the long sword in their hands was very clear in the moonlight.

"Your rabbit?" Xu Fu looked at the rabbit meat in his hand that he had only eaten one bite, and handed it to the three of them reluctantly.

"How presumptuous! Do you want me to eat your saliva?" Ji Qingrou shouted softly.

Seeing that Ji Qingrou was angry, Zheng Quan came to Xu Fu in a few steps, reached out and put the long sword in his hand on his neck.

Xu Fu could see the man's appearance clearly. He was handsome, as tall as himself, dressed smartly and smartly, and had an exquisite jade pendant hanging on his waist. He must be the son of some landowner.

"Where does this stinky beggar come from? He dares to ruin our good deeds." Although the man in front of him looked handsome, his words were quite tough, which aroused Xu Fu's anger.

"Who is the beggar? You are the beggar!" Xu Fu retorted loudly without caring about the blade on his neck.

"Say! What do you do?" Zheng Quan didn't expect that he would dare to contradict with the sword on his neck. His momentum immediately weakened and he shouted again.

"I'm... on my way!" Xu Fu hesitated for a moment, but he was afraid of losing his momentum and replied loudly.

"On your way? Where is your luggage?"

"No luggage."

"You said you were in a hurry when you didn't have any luggage. You're obviously lying."

“Who said you have to carry luggage with you when you’re traveling?”

……

"Mei Rou, I think he is sneaky. He is probably a horse thief. He might want to do harm to the town. How about we take him back and torture him first?" Zheng Quan was too lazy to argue with Xu Fu and said softly to the woman behind him. .

"Who is your sister? Let's take it back first." A woman named Ji Qingrou came forward, looked at Xu Fu, and said fiercely: "You scared away the silver fox, let's see how I deal with you!"

Because the woman came forward, Xu Fu saw her appearance clearly, and Xu Fu was stunned for a while.

Under the cold moonlight, the woman in front of her has delicate hair, soft eyebrows, and a touch of red lips, which is touching.

"It's so beautiful!" Xu Fu stared at Ji Qingrou's face, and only had this thought in his mind. How could there be such a beautiful girl in the village? Even Huang Youcai's concubine was like a pheasant compared to the phoenix in front of him.

"Hahaha... I'm actually blushing." Seeing Xu Fu's appearance, Ji Qingrou suddenly laughed like a clear copper bell. Xu Fu only thought that this laughter was also particularly pleasant.

"Be honest with me!" Zheng Quan looked a little ugly when he saw this situation. He put away his sword, grabbed Xu Fu and shouted sternly.

"Why are you arresting me?" Although Xu Fu was shocked by the girl's face, he was not willing to let others slaughter him.

"Why? You scared away the silver fox. Do you know how hard we worked to lure this beast out?" Ji Qingrou stopped laughing long ago and asked angrily.

"How did I know you were the one who set the rabbit free?" Xu Fu replied, but his momentum had been suppressed. After all, he was at fault.

"Will the rabbit peel itself off and roast it for you to eat? You're going to be so stubborn!" Ji Qingrou said angrily. After speaking, he took a light red whip from his waist and hit Xu Fu's back fiercely. Cracked the whip.

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll beat you to death!" The woman's threatening look had a different flavor in Xu Fu's eyes, and the whip didn't hurt at all. He wished the woman could be whipped a hundred more times.

"Wait." After several people walked a few steps, Xu Fu suddenly said.

"what happened again?"

"Can you give me this rabbit now?"

……

Xu Fu was walking in front, eating roast rabbit, and the two men and one woman were following behind, looking like Xu Fu's entourage. Zheng Quan originally wanted to make a stumbling block to Xu Fu and make Ji Qingrou happy, but he didn't know that Xu Fu's steps were very fast. If he hesitated for a moment, he would be left behind. He was already out of breath from exhaustion just to keep up.

Among the three, only Ji Changhe seemed to be at ease. Seeing the two of them working hard, he couldn't help but smile bitterly.

"Brother, please wait a moment." Ji Changhe, who had been silent, called out.

"Huh? Call me?" Xu Fu said, spitting out a small piece of bone. At this time, the rabbit in his hand only had one spine.

"Don't be in a hurry, walk slowly!" Ji Changhe stepped forward and walked side by side with Xu Fu.

Xu Fu saw that he was quite polite in his conversation, and there was no arrogant expression on his face. He immediately felt good about him, so he slowed down and started chatting with the man while eating.

After talking all the way, Xu Fu also gained some understanding of the three of them. It turns out that among the three of them, Ji Changhe and the woman behind him are brothers and sisters. All three of them are from Changle Town. This trip is to capture the silver fox. However, this silver fox is extremely alert and elusive. I heard that someone is in the woods. Having seen it, the three of them came overnight to set a trap.

After walking back and forth for two full incense sticks, the four of them finally saw a little light.

"Master, Miss, you are finally back!" A tall, thin old man with a goatee said with relief, holding a lantern: "If it were half an hour later, Madam would have to tear my old bones apart."

"I've met Mr. Zheng." The old man saluted one by one. Seeing Xu Fu's face, he hurriedly asked: "This Mr. Zheng is..."

"Old man, my name is Xu Fu, I'm not a young man." Xu Fu said cheerfully.

"He is the work of a horse thief. Uncle Jiang quickly finds someone to arrest him." Ji Qingrou said softly.

"What's the trick? Uncle Jiang, please help me entertain Brother Xu." Ji Changhe hurriedly spoke. Just now, he and Xu Fu had been chatting very speculatively, and he was already thinking of recruiting.

"Young Master, you don't have to be polite. You can go to Madam's place to say hello. Your trip has made Madam very anxious. You also know that things are not peaceful recently." Uncle Jiang said hurriedly.

"Okay, Brother Xu, let's meet again tomorrow." Ji Changhe said goodbye and called the two people who looked unhappy to take a step forward.

This town is much larger than the village where Xu Fu lives. There are various shops on both sides of the road, but it is late at night, and only one or two of them are still lit.

"Where can we find something to eat?" Xu Fu looked at the strange place in front of him and sighed slightly.