Ancestor, Watch Over Me

Chapter 35 The brain circuits that the fingernails

Liu Fan lay dead in the coffin.

very lonely!

The woman who was willing to bury him thousands of years ago, none of them kept their promise!

Women are really big trotter!

He turned his eyes, outside the coffin, Liu Erquan was still crying about the woman’s good.

Liu Fan was disappointed in his heart!

If a man really loves a woman, he will be strong. The love in his mouth is worthless.

Only houses, cars and tickets can make women feel the sincerity of your love.

Liu Erquan, the genius of the Liu family many years ago.

At that time, Liu Erquan suffered a dramatic injury due to the nasal mucus and the little mother of Liu Erquan. Since then, his martial arts have no progress, his potential has dissipated, and there is no him among the potential tribes with normal distribution statistics.

Now, Liu Erquan got help from Liu Fan, which broke the bottleneck, stepped into the realm of the Great Wuzong, and activated his genius potential.

“In the bottom of his heart, there is still his love for the snot-baby mother. This emotional fetter has hindered his martial arts road.”

Liu Fan pondered.

Liu Erquan, too long love!

He lacks a kind of hypocrisy like those women in the Red Chamber who claim to be prostitution but not to sell themselves. They have a sweet mouth and a sweet mouth, and a knife in their heart!

Thinking of this, Liu Fan’s eyes lit up.

“The love of the ancestors-Buddha’s mouth snake mantra, go!”

The curse person must have a Buddha-like mouth that can deceive people, but his heart is like a snake and scorpion, ruthless and cruel, family interests first, and feelings second.

Especially Liu’s stall, what you need is such a person.

Liu Erquan is worth having!

At the moment when the incantation technique came to life, Liu Erquan was so excited, his mind seemed to be overpowered, and he suddenly became sober.

There is a feeling of twilight drum and morning bell!

or the experience of Da Too Da Enlightened!

He looked in a trance, remembering that he was immersed in the little girl in the past, but ignored Liu Xiaoxiao and Liu’s family, and couldn’t help but feel very guilty.

“Little damn, it has been dead for many years, I should put it down!”

“As I am young, I also need someone to take care of me. I have to marry another woman to continue the strings. I can’t hang myself on a tree!”

Liu Erquan muttered to himself, his eyes brightened.

raised his head and looked at Liu Fan’s tablet with a look of excitement: “Old ancestor, this must be your old man who appeared in the sky!”

Shangxiang.

Burn paper.

Kow!

filial piety value +1000!

Liu Fan was satisfied, and the Buddha’s Mouth Snake Heart Mantra had an initial effect, and the future could be expected.

Outside the ancestral hall.

Liu Tao, Liu Dahai, and several other elders waited quietly.

Liu Erquan’s condition is very bad, they are very worried.

At this time, the door of the ancestral hall opened.

Liu Erquan walked out, smelling of alcohol, but his eyes were clear.

“Patriarch, can you tell me about the marriage? I want to find a stepmother for Xiao Xiao!”

“Oh?!”

Liu Tao’s eyes lit up, then smiled and nodded.

The state of Liu Erquan is great!

Everyone sighed.

Liu Erhai glanced at Liu Erquan, then at Liu Tao, and suddenly said: “The Liu family is still too few. Many people in their 30s are still playing bachelors!”

“Before we were poor and had no money, but now we have a chaotic black street, and money is overflowing in the treasury. I think the members of the Liu family also need a gift!”

“Those who have no daughter-in-law, marry a daughter-in-law, and those who do not have a concubine, take a concubine! Then encourage everyone to have a few more babies. In a few years, our Liu family will be regarded as a veritable big family!”

Liu Erhai finished speaking in one breath, and found that everyone was looking at him in a daze.

“What’s wrong? Isn’t it?!”

Liu Erhai ate the fingernails in his mouth and asked in a panic.

“No problem, the second elder is too right!” Liu Tao admired, he used to underestimate Liu Erhai, the brain circuit that eats fingernails is really strange.

is also in line with the development status of the Liu family.

Liu Dahai, Liu Sanhai, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai nodded in agreement, looking forward to them.

Since the martial arts advance, several people have broken through to the Wuzong realm, their body bones are getting younger, and their body parts are greatly increased. These days, seeing beautiful women, they always feel that they can’t sleep in the middle of the night, and they have ran into the red building several times in private. .

Now, Liu Erquan stands at the entrance of the ancestral hall, in front of the ancestor’s coffin, and made this proposal, which is in their arms!

A group of old men are all amused in their hearts.

Inside the coffin of the ancestral hall, Liu Fan sighed, his eyes fell on Liu Erhai, with a sense of surprise.

This descendant is very disrespectful to him, and is very perfunctory when worshiping. It seems that he has no opinion, and always follows Liu Dahai and eats fingernails.

But today, his suggestion is a blockbuster.

hit the core population problem of the Liu family!

also cut the filial piety value that his ancestor cared most!

Only when the Liu family has a strong population can he receive more filial piety.

“Is it because my fingernails have eaten too much and have really supplemented calcium and become smarter?!”

Liu Fan pondered and decided to reward Liu Erhai.

“The love of the ancestors-the curse of the old man under the moon! Go!”

The old man under the moon, commonly known as Yuelao, a matchmaker, most likes to help people tie knots, lead red lines, is a messenger!

I’m not seeing you, how troublesome those Yue Lao and matchmakers are, I ask people how old your baby is. Have you ever been married this year? !

……

The moment of incantation.

At the entrance of the ancestral hall, Liu Erhai, who was eating his fingernails, trembled, his fingernails slipped from the corners of his mouth, but he didn’t know.

He looked up at the sky, and found that the sky was blue with long white clouds!

On the tree, two sparrows are touching their mouths, chirping, very affectionate.

He turned his head to look at the patriarch, at Liu Dahai, Liu Erquan, and other people. He found that although everyone looked at ease, his loneliness was unconcealable between his eyebrows, and he was a rotten air of a single dog for a long time.

He took a deep breath and felt he had to do something.

“The patriarch, leave it to me to reproduce the population for the family!”

Liu Erhai said, patted his chest and said: “I promise, within a month let tribesmen who do not have daughters-in-law marry daughters-in-law, and tribes who do not have concubines can take concubines, and then in a year, Realize the quadrupling of the Liu family!”

After finishing speaking, Liu Tao’s eyes were shocked and unmoved.

He snorted, strode into the ancestral hall, and took out paper and pen.

“In front of our ancestors, I, Liu Erhai, issued a military order!”

After all, I wrote a letter of guarantee and stated at the end that if he could not complete the task, he would resign as an elder and go to raise pigs with Liu Daquan.

Liu Daquan is Liu Erquan’s elder brother. He is very poor in martial arts, but he is good at raising pigs. The pigs he raises are fat but not greasy, and he is very famous in the chaotic black world.

In the coffin, Liu Fan was very satisfied.

The old man under the moon’s spell was added, and Liu Erhai, who had always cringed and had no opinion, also began to contribute to the family, and became courageous to take responsibility.

Around, Liu Tao and Liu Dahai looked at Liu Erhai weirdly, and looked up and down, feeling that Liu Erhai in front of them was not the Liu Erhai they knew.

“Second Elder, you have changed!” Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai said bluntly, their faces serious.

“Hey hey, huh?!” Liu Erhai smiled blankly, took a bite of his fingernails, and cracked.

Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai smiled when they saw this, “You are still the second elder we know, you haven’t changed!”

Next to 　　, Liu Tao, Liu Dahai and Liu Erquan also took a long breath and let go of their hearts.

Liu Erhai in this state is normal.

Liu Erhai just now was a bit scary!

“However, since the second elder wants to benefit the clansmen and be a month old, then this matter is left to the second elder!”

Liu Tao said, “Everyone is fully cooperating with the second elders. Be sure to double the number of Liu family members at this time next year, and the nasal children are running all over the floor!”