Basement-Dwelling Loser VTuber

Chapter 316



[【Izumi Kainoh’s 6th Anniversary】Calling the seniors I really like to chat joyfully!!! #IzumiKainoh #NatsuneNanase #HikariKurokami #StarsFlow]

-─(≧▽≦)>Zumi Zumi!

-For the Young Lady!

-─(≧▽≦)>Zumi Zumi!

-(☆≧▽^))☆☆

Thinking back, I still don’t know why, but after successfully tying a cherry stem with my tongue, I got scolded a lot by Natsune and Senior Kurokami.

Senior Kurokami suggested I try it, and I succeeded, so why was I the one getting scolded?

Even if I did something wrong, isn’t it Senior Kurokami who suggested it first to blame?

…No. Even so, I just want to know the reason for being scolded.

I asked those questions.

“It’s because Izumi has that, that expression! And what are you trying to make us say right now?!”

“Yeah. Izumi messed up, this is….”

I only received completely incomprehensible answers.

It’s so unfair….

Anyway, it was time to start the broadcast.

It had been so long… nearly 3 years since the Hinami off-collab.

I could definitely feel that everyone in the chatroom was really looking forward to it.

“Th-the tension is skyrocketing….”

“Suddenly?!”

I just wanted to use the collab as an excuse to hang out with the three of us, but I never thought it would attract this much attention.

Natsune has 2 million. Senior Kurokami has 1.8 million.

And I, for some reason, am a 1 million VTuber, so of course, it makes sense….

“Uuuu… Will drinking some alcohol ease the tension, right?”

“No way. Suzuha said it’s forbidden for Izumi to drink when she’s not around.”

“Yeah. Since Suzuha said it’s forbidden, it absolutely can’t be.”

…But I’m an adult too, what about my opinion?

For a moment, that thought crossed my mind, but yeah, if Suzuha said no, there’s no helping it.

“Are you very nervous?”

“Yes….”

I didn’t expect to feel this nervous, but….

“…What if we just cancel today’s broadcast?”

“What? That’s, that’s not possible!”

I thought it was a clever choice, but I was blocked by Senior Kurokami’s sharp remark.

Yeah. Now, if it’s Senior Kurokami, she could aim for the top in a comedy act….

“Uh-oh, Izumi is melting down?!”

I’m sorry, both of you.

I think I’ve reached my limit here….

Anyway, it was finally time to start the real broadcast.

The number of live viewers had actually increased significantly compared to earlier, but….

Well, what could I do?

I couldn’t just turn off the broadcast and run away.

“Ohohoho! So, shall we start with self-introductions? I’m Hikari Kurokami, the villainous young lady responsible for the ‘Hi’ in Hinami!”

-Welcome, Young Lady!

-I’m tearing up because it’s been so long since I’ve seen the three of us!

“Next is my turn! Konhoshi~! I’m Natsune Nanase, in charge of the ‘Na’ in Hinami! I hope you both take care of me today!”

-Konhoshi!

-Natsune has arrived!

“Now then…. Uh, Konzumi…. I’m Izumi, the vibe maker in charge of the ‘Mi’ in Hinami….”

-Hi Izumi!

-Today Mei-chan looks like she’s already tired, haha.

-Congratulations on the 6(3)th anniversary!!!

“Yeah. I’m really tired…. I just wanted to use the excuse of collaborating with Natsune and Senior Kurokami to hang out, but…. For some reason, the narrators are being super chatty, too…. Can everyone just leave….? No, please everyone just go out….”

-What?

-Tee hee, tee hee…?

-This is already a Yeo-sang from the start….

-Please cherish the fans!

“Izumi?!”

“That’s rude to everyone who came to visit!”

But it’s strange no matter how I think about it.

It’s not like we’re doing a live stream or preparing a special hashtag for the 6th anniversary….

Izumi Kainoh 6th anniversary. Izumi Kainoh 3rd anniversary. Izumi Kainoh 6(3)th anniversary. Hinami.

How in the world did all those get on the real-time trend…?

I just wanted to hang out comfortably, but with this much attention, the socially awkward me is going to die….

“Ugh, Izumi, really!”

“Huh…?”

As I shook my head and lost focus, Natsune puffed out her cheeks in anger and hugged me tightly.

A soft and warm sensation enveloped my head, making my whole body melt away.

Plus, the scent of lemon filled the air, calming my heart.

I want to be like this for a lifetime….

“How about it? Are you feeling a bit more relaxed?”

“…Let’s just do the broadcast like this today.”

“Then there’s no way that can happen?! Get up, Izumi!”

“Ugh.”

Even though I meant it sincerely, I was dragged up by Senior Kurokami’s comment.

-It’s already noisy!

-These three always feel like this when they get together.

-An enjoyable combo just by watching!

Well, since the tension has started to ease, getting up slowly makes sense….

“Neah…. Today, to celebrate Kainoh Izumi’s 6…th anniversary, it’s been a long time since the three of us gathered like this…!”

As I let out a small cheer, Natsune and Senior Kurokami clapped their hands in response.

“It’s really been a long time.”

“Yeah. It’s been over 3 years already.”

Three years.

Hearing that made me realize it was indeed a long time once again.

And during those three years….

-Mei-chan made everyone wait.

-Please apologize, Izumi-chan!

-It really was such a long time…

-Congratulations on the 6(3)th anniversary!

These guys haven’t changed at all!

For a while after my re-debut, these folks cheered me on no matter what I said, and now they can’t wait to tease me.

Wait, it’s only been a month since the re-debut, right?

Can’t you give me a little more love?

Of course, I feel relieved that they haven’t changed at all…!

To be honest, I’m extremely happy!!!

But since I’m only human, I still want to be praised.

Do these guys not realize how valuable it is to talk to such a super adorable girl?

Well, I suspect many of them know and do this on purpose.

“Today, it’s actually Izumi who suggested we collaborate first, that’s why we came here…”

“Yeah. Honestly, it surprised me. So I’m curious what Izumi has prepared!”

‘That Izumi’? What do you mean by that, Senior Kurokami?

Is my suggestion to do a collab that surprising?

I’m sure I’ve suggested collabs before…!

But I can’t think of any.

Yeah. It might indeed be at a surprising level.

“So, Izumi. What are we doing today?”

“Yeah. That’s…!”

“What is it?!”

“Umm, a reverse Dotsumachi!”

-Oh no. That sounded like a last-minute idea.

-Did you really have no plan at all?

“Uuuu….”

…These guys know me too well.

But I really think this couldn’t be helped.

I didn’t bring them out to celebrate the 6(3)th anniversary today.

I just mainly wanted to hang out with the three of us.

The 6(3)th anniversary felt more like a side note.

Yet for some reason, it had spread around that I was planning something huge….

I just wanted to chat a little and give a thank you to those supportive players who have always supported me.

A little strangely, I intended to express my desire to really charge forward for the 6th anniversary….

I had no real thoughts of it happening like this…!

I thought of how there are 160,000 viewers for this broadcast and wish someone would consider my situation….

-I came in expecting something…! Take responsibility, Mei-chan!

“I’m very sorry, I’m very sorry…. Someone like me really doesn’t deserve to speak on the 6th anniversary….”

“Huh? No, it’s okay! Normally, a reverse Dotsumachi is more fun without any prior notice!”

“Yeah! I actually think it’s amazing that Izumi came up with reverse Dotsumachi in this situation! That’s some impressive quick thinking! Yeah!”

“No, I’m trash….”

“No, you’re not! Be confident, Izumi!”

“Yes! Izumi is our proud junior!”

“Huuhhh….”

-Both of them are cheering with all their might.

-Momma is here too….

A reverse Dotsumachi that started very suddenly.

Generally, a Dotsumachi means when the person involved is in the call room, anyone can join and have various conversations.

However, a reverse Dotsumachi is the opposite.

The person involved calls anyone randomly, starting a conversation with the one who answers.

Thus, as Senior Kurokami said, starting without any notice makes for much more entertaining content.

“Now, the first caller is…!”

Ding!

“Eh?”

The sound effect of Miscode dialing was heard for only one second.

Meaning, the opponent picked up the call in one second.

And that opponent is.

[Suzuhai~. Today marks the 6th anniversary together with Izumi, I’m Suzuha Koga~]

It was definitely Suzuha who would be on air.

[Virtual YouTuber Minor Gallery]
[Title: What’s up with Suzuha, seriously…?]
[Posted by: SoraMate]
(So it seems Suzuha can see the future.mp4)
[Come to think of it, I heard there’s a Hinami off-collab today.]
[Eh? Since it’s a collab after 3 years, doesn’t it seem like a big content is prepared?]
[I think if it’s Izumi, she hasn’t prepared anything at all, I’m sure…]
[I’m convinced she’ll be in tears all alone, not expecting things to get this big.]

[I think they’ll do reverse Dotsumachi…]
[It’s probably the best content for the current situation.]

[Well, but I think Izumi will soon be calling…]
[Oh, here it comes.]
[(Eh?)]
[Suzuhai~. Today marks the 6th anniversary together with Izumi, I’m Suzuha Koga~]
???
What the heck is this…?
[Recommended: 63 / Not Recommended: 1]
Suzuiiz: As expected, Suzuiiz is something…!
uwu: Mom, I just got chills.
ㅇㅇ: ????
Maker: At this point, it seems Izumi might be onto something.
└ㅇㅇ: What’s Izumi onto exactly?
└Maker: People have been saying for a long time that Suzuha is a psychic, lol.
ㅇㅇ: I can’t believe this isn’t staged for real?
└ㅇㅇ: I’d rather choose to believe it like this!
Oyabun🔸: This is ridiculous, lol.



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