chapter 7
7 – 7. Bolg’s Lie
“Do you all know fairies? Unlike the arrogant elves who call themselves the guardians of the world, fairies are truly the mystery of the deep forests, the magic of flowing rivers, and the treasures of deep places that humans cannot reach. Haven’t you all heard of it?”
Pausing for a moment to get the townspeople’s attention, Bolg said dramatically with a sinister grin.
“The purest beauty in the world is a forest fairy.”
Oh oh-! The sound filled the hall.
It was an inadvertent shout from the country men who were excited by the story of the Bolg. Next to them, the women of the village were frowning or looking at the men with pitiful expressions, but the shouting continued without stopping.
“Come on, be quiet. The explanation isn’t over yet.”
As soon as the expected reaction came out, Bolg smiled and threw away the painful expression and jumped up from his seat. Then, while maintaining a sinister smile, he waved his hand to and fro in the air, describing something large and soft.
“Kyaa, imagine what that fairy beauty’s breasts are like. There is something called pudding that nobles eat. It is a dish made with eggs and various ingredients. It is an expensive dish with a moist and soft texture. But the fairy’s breasts were larger than any pudding in the world and had a perfect shape. Maybe the pudding the king eats can’t be as good as that breast. Her skin was so white, and it looked so soft that if you took a bite, it would taste so moist and sweet. If only I could hold that fairy of mine for one night…”
Bolg looks up into the sky with faint eyes. The men of the village followed him, looking up with faint eyes into the empty space of the village chief’s house. Each of them must be thinking about the best breasts they dream of.
Next to the village chief, Louis listened to Bolg’s lies, gazed into empty space with hazy eyes, and stroked his empty fingers.
‘Wouldn’t it be better to give the ring to the forest fairy instead of Bona?’ said Lewis quietly to himself, and the village girl, who was probably Bona, glared at Lewis with sharp eyes. A stricken Lewis quickly turned his head and cleared his throat loudly.
“Also, we can’t leave out the slim waist and the hips that go below the waist, which are bigger than any other lady’s hips. A soft cushion is more important than anything to spend a deep night. don’t you all know? You can’t run for long on hard ground.”
As Bolg spoke with a chuckle, the women booed. At the same time, the men’s dreamy eyes stayed longer. A woman who couldn’t bear to watch her husband stare into space with his mouth open, pinched his side vigorously.
The husband who was floating on the soft cushion in the dream is evil! I woke up screaming, and the villagers who heard the sound for a while forgot the red disaster that had happened during the day and giggled happily together.
mate!
“Sleep, focus. Concentrate! The story is starting in earnest now!”
Bolg clapped his hands to bring attention back to him, then opened his mouth. Now it’s time to start talking about it in earnest.
“Anyway, the fairies that are prettier and prettier than any lady’s ass in the world were captured by the evil dragon and tied inside the nest! The beautiful nymph, chained with her arms raised, came out with tearful eyes and appealed to Lord Ardamir.”
Bolg, who had been clearing his throat for a while and preparing to imitate his vocal chords, imitated a woman’s voice with the thinnest voice he could produce.
[-Ministers, please save this poor fairy! If you save me, I will dedicate this body to the heroes-]
“Then the brave Sir Ardamir immediately exclaimed.”
[Fairy lady! No need for such a reward! A knight who follows chivalry does not forgive injustice. Rather than swear by my sword, I will surely defeat the dragon and save you!]
“I, too, did not give in to fear and helped Lord Ardamir from the side!”
[I, Lord Ardamir’s honorable and courageous servant, Bolg, will also lend a hand to that noble cause!]
“An epic battle with the evil dragon unfolded in front of the fairy girl kidnapped by such an evil dragon!”
***
Tumble.
I hear small footsteps. sure Right now, someone was walking in from the entrance of the cave.
What should I do?
I was a little scared.
All the battles I’ve experienced while living in the body of a dragon so far have been at the peak of hunger, that is, when the dragon’s accident almost consumed my mind.
Things that happened at a time when morality disappeared and I didn’t feel guilty at all.
He had never fought before when he had the human mind as perfectly as he does now.
Of course, if I fight, I probably won’t be defeated.
When you raise your arm, you can feel the strength of the red scales that are extremely hard and the powerful muscles wriggling beneath them.
As long as it has red armor that is harder than steel surrounding its entire body and a terrifying fire breath that can be exhaled at will, it is perfect in all areas of karate and defense, so even if the subject controlling the body is a weak-minded human, it can easily defeat most enemies. because there will be
However, I am an ordinary modern person who has never caught a chicken in my previous life.
If I had any experience killing a life because I didn’t grow up in the countryside, at most, I would burn ants with my friends in kindergarten or step on a small caterpillar to death.
Even that was when I was a child without prejudice, and now that I am an adult, I am afraid of caterpillars. It is said that the wriggling body and the fluffy caterpillar with a lot of fluffy hair are disgusting, so you can’t even touch them.
It’s the same with bugs, but it’s impossible for me to kill people beyond dogs and cats.
Winning or losing is not the problem, but if I fail to control my strength and kill my opponent, will I be able to handle it?
Tumble.
The sounds that could be heard were the footsteps of a bipedal animal. Any animal living nearby will instinctively recognize that a dragon lives in this cave, so it is highly unlikely that a stray animal entered the cave.
In other words, the opponent was someone who walked into this cave voluntarily with some intention.
What was the purpose of coming to this cave?
Are you a lost traveler?
There is absolutely no chance of that. My cave is located on a kind of plateau high in the middle of a rugged mountain range. There is no way that a lost traveler is crazy and can’t come up here on his own.
As expected, the other person, like the knight and man of yesterday, is an adventurer who came to this cave with the obvious intention of killing me.
“Whoa. Good good.”
Take a deep breath and organize your thoughts.
Killing people is also a bit like that. Until now, I recognized myself as a person, and in the modern society I lived in, murder was one of the most serious sins a person could commit.
Even if the other person says that he came with the intention of killing me, I still feel a strong sense of rejection.
If it was an opponent capable of equal fighting, no matter what human adventurers with blades did, they were opponents who, to me, felt nothing but the grumbling of children. I can’t kill it, so why do I need to kill it?
good. Let’s scare them away.
I see myself floating above the surface of the lake beside me. The appearance of a huge dragon with sharp teeth and claws was terror itself.
If you actively use the dragon’s roar that can shake mountains and this ferocious face, you can easily frighten your opponent.
Toddler.
The footsteps were getting closer. The closer the distance, the more audible footsteps, strangely, were not the clunky footsteps I had imagined.
The footsteps sounded like a light child gently treading lightly on the stone floor.
What kind of person is it that makes footsteps like this?
Judging from the absence of a rattling sound, he must not be a person wearing full body armor. Even if you weren’t wearing armor, the footsteps you could hear were too light.
My curiosity was piqued, but the footsteps were already nearby, so I decided to do my job.
As soon as the owner of the footsteps turns around that alley and reveals himself, he opens his mouth wide with a weak roar and scares me with a terrifying appearance.
It was the perfect plan.
Toddler.
Footsteps could now be heard from nearby. After a few seconds, the opponent will appear after turning the alley.
4, 3, 2…. 1!
now!
“Gyaoooooooo!!”
A roar made as weak as possible for fear of the cave collapsing. It made a strange sound, but it was a success.
I let out a roar, but at the same time I close my eyes and open my mouth wide to see my terrifying teeth.
“……..”
Pause for a moment with your eyes closed and your mouth open. At this point, it’s time for the other person’s reaction, whether it’s a scream or something.
why are you quiet?
When I slowly opened my eyes, I saw a person who was as hard as a stone below me.
Soft silver hair, blue eyes. small body.
It looked completely different from what I had imagined.