Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

Just listening, the person on the other end of the phone asked me furiously: "Which hall did you go! Report your name! What kind of Feng Shui technique did you learn!"

The beautiful big boss is watching, I can't show my timidity.

I didn't blush, my heart didn't beat, I held up my phone and replied calmly: "The heir of the commoner hall, he practiced Tianxing Fengshui in elementary school."

The person on the other end of the phone was stunned for a few seconds, and said in an excited tone: "Impossible! I don't believe it! It is recognized by the Feng Shui community! There is no descendant of Lai Buyi! You wait there for me! I will rush over! Let's confront him face to face !"

After hanging up the phone, the beautiful woman frowned and asked, "Sir, are you really a descendant of Lai Buyi? What's your name?"

I grinned and said, "My surname is Lai Mingfeng, Lai Feng."

"Beauty, if you don't trust me, then I will leave now, but please remember, don't regret it when disaster strikes."

She quickly shook her head and said, "It's not that I don't trust Mr. Zheng. Uncle Zheng said he would come, so please wait a moment."

It seemed that she didn't trust me very much, so I thought hard about how to get out, and after a while, a Feng Shui master came to confront me, so I, the fake master, must not reveal my secrets?

The red light turned green, and the car continued to drive. The driver who had been concentrating on driving suddenly said, "Boss, if this little gentleman is really capable, let him do the fortune telling for you to see if it works or not."

The beautiful woman's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly said: "That's right, if Mr. is really a descendant of the commoner, then you might as well do the math for me, calculate my family situation, calculate where I am from, and calculate my surname, it is feasible." ?”

I smiled on the surface with a relaxed face, and I wished I could kick this driver down!

Let me see that the feng shui of the cemetery is okay, how the hell can I meet?This is not accurate. Don't wait for someone to come, it will be revealed immediately.

I thought about it, and smiled calmly: "Hehe, fortune-telling is naturally a piece of cake, but I'm hungry now, and our commoner hall rule is that we can only tell people's fortunes when we are full."

"It's simple, let the husband eat first and then count."

In fact, I have been paying attention to this woman's face when I speak.

Her facial features are handsome, especially her nose, which is so outrageous that it looks like a nose augmented by surgery. From my experience, a woman's nose bridge is straight and straight, the root of the nose is plump, and the tip of the nose is pointed. This kind of woman's ancestral wealth Big, with aristocratic life, but also a strong personality, self-centered, loves to be competitive with men.

I looked at her ears again, her earlobe was parallel to the pinna, and the ear beads fell naturally, which means that she has strong ability to do things and is easy to succeed in doing one thing.

Pay attention to her eyes, to see the overall eye shape.

Women generally have ordinary eyes, hanging eyes, Mingfeng eyes, rhinoceros eyes, peacock eyes, peach blossom eyes, triple white eyes, almond eyes, and triangular eyes. Most women in the world have ordinary eyes. I have seen Mingfeng before. Peach blossom eyes and peach blossom eyes, her eye shape belongs to peach blossom eyes, and Mrs. Xianshui also has this kind of eye shape.

The so-called peach blossom eyes refer to the eyes that are always bent, as if smiling, the eyes are faintly blurred, the eyelids are often moist, and they often inadvertently squint at people, especially when they look at each other, the woman's eyes seem to have mist. Those who are often stared at by the peachy-eyed five fans.

People often say that peach blossom eyes are a cheap look, but this is not true. The official linen physiognomy only says, "People with peach blossom eyes are more likely to be married to opposite sexes", which means that the opposite sex is good!There are many suitors around!This is natural capital. There are folk rumors that people with peach blossom eyes have chaotic private lives. I think this is because most people have ordinary eyes and are jealous and smeared.

So now I roughly come to the conclusion that this woman has a distinguished family background, belongs to the rich generation, is a noble daughter, and has countless suitors around her.

But she asked me to count her name!Where is her hometown?This is tantamount to face-to-face!Very difficult!Don't say I'm a fool, even if I come to check the account, I will definitely be able to do it!

I said I was hungry, and I had to be full before I could tell someone’s fortune. I thought the other party would take me to a hotel for dinner, but the car drove into a high-end apartment all the way, and went directly to his house. This driver is not an ordinary driver. See It can be seen from the walking posture that it should be Lian Jiazi, with a very stable foot.

The living room in the house is brightly lit, the chandelier is pure crystal, there are countless famous wines in the wine cabinet, all kinds of furniture and sofas are foreign-style, there is a housekeeper to help take care of it 24 hours a day, and even the air is like sprayed with perfume. residence.

"sit."

She said: "The restaurants are closed at night. I have a private chef here. It's better to have a light meal at home. You can tell me what you want to eat."

I nodded: "When someone asks me for half a favor, I always have a rule that I have at least eighteen dishes for a meal, and I must have good wine, a combination of meat and vegetables, and I must not repeat the same thing."

She immediately smiled and said: "No problem, just follow the rules that Mr. said.

This is the life of the rich. The refrigerator at home is always stocked with all kinds of fresh ingredients. We were chatting here, and a large table of delicious dishes was prepared there. I came over and glanced at the table, and there was chicken Pork, fish, prawns, all kinds of fresh fruits and vegetables, all of which are delicious in color and fragrance, but there is no duck meat on the table.

The chef who served the dishes was a man in his 50s. I said casually that his skills were good, but the chef smiled and said, "What's wrong with my clumsy hands? I'll boil some water and bring it over later."

My heart skipped a beat immediately.

A big table of good food, I was so hungry, I just bowed my head and ate like crazy, anyway, I don’t eat for nothing.

She didn't eat much by the side, she just randomly picked up two chopsticks of shrimp, and she ate it very gracefully.

After wiping my mouth, I swirled the red wine in the glass and drank it in one gulp.

"Hi! I'm full!"

"Okay, let me tell your fortune and look at your palm."

I grabbed her white hand and looked down for a minute.

She said: "Sir, aren't men left and women right?"

I said that nonsense, it doesn't work here, and it doesn't matter which hand is the same for an expert like me.

I asked, "Your fortune is profound, so the family's ancestral tomb must have been repaired on a large scale, right?"

She nodded and said that her ancestral grave was quite large.

I let go of her hand and said directly: "You are not from Beijing, your family has been rich for five generations, your ancestral home should be in Zhanjiang area, your surname is Ye, right?"

She immediately covered her small mouth.

Seeing her reaction, I breathed a sigh of relief, I should be fucking confused.

I have been to many places and know the dialects of many places. When I was serving the dishes just now, I talked to her cook, and her cook said that I am stupid because I am stupid. I laughed. Don’t be disgusted by making some meals casually. To order water is to boil some water. This is Leizhou dialect.

Besides, there are chickens, fish, pigs, and shrimps, but there is no duck meat. Not eating duck is one of the customs in Zhanjiang. There are many people in the older generation who believe in Patriarch Huaguang. It is said that ducks saved Patriarch Huaguang. Therefore, the older generation there do not eat duck.

The reason why I guess her surname is Ye is a gamble.

I know that there is a very large ancestral tomb in Zhanjiang. It was once known as the largest tomb in the south. After that, there are countless branches and leaves. It is very impressive. That is the Ye family in Zhanjiang.

That's why I asked for a meal.

It was the same with fortune-tellers in the past. With basic necessities of life, food, shelter, transportation, observation of words and expressions, the other party can reveal a lot of things inadvertently.

The richer he is, the more he loves Feng Shui!Ancestral hall!Superstition in fortune!This Ye Qianjin does not have a Cantonese accent, so it is estimated that she has lived in other places for a long time, but the requirement of this kind of big family for the offspring outside is that they must not forget their roots and roots!So her basic necessities of life still maintain some old rules.

"How? Am I right?"

"Sir, you are amazing! Everything is right!"

She stood up and said, "The land on the North Fourth Ring Road is the most important project I have taken over in the past two years. There is no room for any loss. To tell you the truth, sir, someone around me proposed to use virgins and virgins before the formation of raw water and wealth. Do it, it is said that the effect is more than ten times stronger than using primate monkeys, but I disagree, after all, it is too cruel."

I noticed that she said "cruel", not "criminal".

I frowned and shook my head: "Thankfully, Ms. Ye, you don't use virgin boys and virgins. That would be too unreasonable. The most advanced Feng Shui technique is not to use civil engineering. Do you have a sketch of a shopping mall here?"

"There's some! I'll get it to Mister!"

I looked at the structure diagram on the table for a long time, but I couldn't understand it at all, but I still pretended to read it seriously.

"What's here?" I asked curiously.

She glanced at it and said: "This is an elevator. In the future, it is planned to build five floors. Here is a three-story escalator."

I had an idea and said: "Changed, the elevator here has to be moved to this side, look!"

I want a piece of blank paper, and I drew a five-story building on the paper!Two slashes are simply drawn in the middle of each layer!These two slashes represent the escalator on the ground.

"In the future you will build like this!"

"Understand?"

She frowned and shook her head.

I held the paper at an angle and asked her if she understood?

She asked suspiciously: "Adjust the position...so that the escalators on the third floor and the second floor form a triangle up and down?"

"correct!"

"Look, doesn't this look like a pair of open scissors?"

"It's quite similar."

I excitedly said: "This is the formation of scissors! According to Feng Shui, it is very powerful to make money! As long as you build it like this! You will definitely make a fortune in the future!"

"Moreover, you remove the redundant exits and doors on each floor, and only keep the fire escape! And change the position of the fire escape to an inconspicuous corner!"

I drew a picture, picked it up and asked, "What do you think it looks like?"

"Is this... a maze?" she asked in surprise.

I laughed and said, "This is a maze of gossip! Just follow my design to ensure that it is not easy for customers to find the door after they come in. He can only hang around in the mall! Wouldn't the chances of spending money be greatly increased?" ?"

This gossip maze was designed by me. Later, it seems that many shopping malls seem to have done this, such as IKEA shopping malls and scissor elevators.

I walked around the room, turned around and said, "In such a big place, you need one more thing to suppress your luck. Bronze ware is the best."

"Please tell me, sir, what kind of bronze ware do I need?"

I said, "Are you not far from the bird's nest?"

She thought for a while, then nodded: "It's not far, but the Bird's Nest is only half built, and it may not be completed in another two years."

"Prepare for the rainy day, Ms. Ye, you have to prepare in advance. It is not enough to force wind and water in your place. The Fengshui is good in the place of the bird's nest, so your bronze ware must not only be able to control Fengshui, but also be able to borrow wind and water."

"To sum up, it is most suitable for you to get a bronze bird statue from the Shang Dynasty! As the saying goes, birds return to their nests!"

Just then, a car horn sounded from downstairs.

The driver came over and whispered, "Boss, Mr. Zheng is here."