Chapter 561 - 535: Boss, My Butt Doesn’t Hurt! (Two-in-One)_3
Chapter 561: Chapter 535: Boss, My Butt Doesn’t Hurt! (Two-in-One)_3
The ox horn transformation took only two seconds. The aimlessly wandering herd suddenly stopped in unison and their massive heads began to look around.
It was then that they naturally noticed the excited crowd and—
Dozens of glowing butts!
But these people were all staring at the house in front of them, with not a single one of them glancing at the herd.
The herd’s behavioral logic had been triggered, but this herd was really too crudely done, even worse than the work of a Cloud Dream intern.
No red eyes, no snorting steam, not even the stomping of hooves to store up power. They just started flying on all fours, charging straight at their target!
Only when the concentrated running sounds of the herd began did Richard and the programming team turn together to look at the accelerating herd.
“What’s happening?” Richard was a little flustered, retreating a bit while looking at the supervisor of the programming department.
The supervisor was also at a loss: “I don’t know, we just made one cow, added some movement logic, and finally duplicated it 200 times. There are no other functions.”
The supervisor was not alarmed, and in fact, none of the entire programming team panicked.
First of all, because these cows were created by them themselves, it was impossible to fear the imaginary.
And secondly, these programmers have spent a lot of time in Cloud Dream’s virtual world after work, and they have experienced quite a few grand scenes.
In](“Paradise”) amusement park, there was almost one “Beast Wave” every day. Compared to that, the two hundred cows in front of them were really nothing.
“It’s okay, it’s a small problem.” The supervisor reassured the boss while calmly opening the panel and making a few simple operations, directly deleting the herd’s movement logic.
However, the herd was completely unmoved and charged into the crowd in the next moment!
Instead of attacking people directly, they deliberately went around to the back and aimed their attacks at the center of the butts.
“Ah!!!!!” A terrible scream rang through the skies.
With the sudden outbreak of wailing and the splattering of blood, everyone was startled.
Then came the second, third, fourth unlucky victims, with screams one after another:
“Ahhh!”
“Pain! It hurts to death!”
“Help!”
…
“Pain?!”
Upon hearing these words, everyone’s experience of the Cloud Dream Virtual World’s “no pain” instantly lost its effectiveness, and only then did they fall into chaos. Coupled with the blood that was gushing out like crazy, everyone began to madly flee.
As the crowd twisted around, the herd grew more excited as they chased the shiny butts in front of them.
“What’s going on!” Richard shouted as he ran.
Supervisor: “There’s a BUG! I can’t stop them.”
“Then just delete these things!!!” Richard was furious.
“I can’t delete them!!” The supervisor, who was frantically searching for the problem, was also furious, even if he didn’t care that the person in front of him was the boss.
“Why can’t you delete the things YOU all made?!” Richard ran frantically across the vast grassland.
He had no choice but to run. Who knows what was going on, but the cows chasing him were several times faster than the others! The sharp horns made him shudder just by looking at them.
“The program has a bug!!” A desperate employee shouted, the next moment a cow’s horn stabbed into his body and even hung him on the horn, spurting blood and screaming.
One after another, employees were caught up by the herd, their screams echoing, and the verdant grassland quickly turned into a bloody scene.
There were less than 50 people, but visually it created a terrifying scene of rivers of blood, rapidly heading towards the reckoning of a human hell.
“Find it and fix it!” Richard’s face turned pale, terrified to the point of trembling, but still forced to put all his effort into running for his life.
The running supervisor had no time to look for bugs and could only run with all his might. He yelled in astonishment while running: “I’ve never seen someone modify the code while running! And more importantly, how did the pain sensation come about?! We haven’t started working on that yet! What kind of BUG is so powerful?! Ah~~~”
A cow’s horn pierced straight through his butt and even protruded out the front.
Severe pain went through his body from back to front, hitting his two most vital weaknesses, bringing him a devastating blow both physically and psychologically.
Stirred by this scene, Richard finally thought of leaving the virtual world, but accurately operating the panel while running was not easy, and voice control had not been developed at all.
As a result, since he was a step slower, he was brutally stabbed in the buttocks by two bulls.
“Ahh!!!!” His scream echoed through the sky, as he had never felt this much pain in his life before!
But it’s not over yet, as another bull squeezed past the two bulls, and as the bulls were pushed apart, their horns were pulled out with a “puff”, spraying blood more than a meter away.
After that, another two bulls charged their horns towards the red light, and this time they hit very accurately!
An even more tragic scream echoed again.
Richard fell to the ground, the pain almost making him lose control of his body, lying there twitching in agony, unable to move.
A group of bulls surrounded him, madly poking their horns into his buttocks.
“Ah! Ah~ Ah~~ Ah!!!” Richard’s screams followed the ravaging of the bull horns, changing pitch constantly.
The sight was heart-wrenching and tear-jerking for anyone who saw it.
On the other hand, the supervisor, who only had 50% pain sensitivity, managed to operate the panel and log off the system while enduring the pain on the ground.
When he opened his eyes again, he was back in the office.
The supervisor, surviving this ordeal, left his seat panting heavily, and walked decisively towards the power supply box, without hesitation, cutting off the power to the entire department.
“Ahh–”
“Ah!”
“What the hell!”
… Accompanied by screams, all the employees quickly returned to reality.
The pain instantly disappeared, and the screams stopped as well.
Many people instinctively jumped up and reached for their buttocks, touching and touching, repeatedly feeling until they were sure there were no holes or bleeding.
Apparently, everything that had just happened was just an illusion.
“Supervisor, where are you going?”
Without stopping, the supervisor ran out of the office, “To save the boss!!”
…
Lincoln covered Mavis’s eyes, not letting her watch the excessive bloodshed that was unfolding in front of them.
However, Mavis couldn’t help but chuckle mischievously, clearly having peeked the entire time.
It was only after Richard and the entire virtual world disappeared altogether that Lincoln and Mavis were passively returned to the Spaceship.
“Master is so naughty!” Mavis’s face was full of smiles, clearly having enjoyed watching the chaos.
Lincoln also felt refreshed, “Did you bring the data back?”
“Uh-huh.” Mavis nodded reliably, “Of course I brought it back!”
“OK, let’s move on to the next step.”
Lincoln took out his mobile phone and started making a call.
*
Over at NetDragon, after a brief moment of panic, the programming team had settled down, restarting the system, and looking for the cause of the problem, trying to figure out where the BUG had occurred.
However, Richard couldn’t calm down for a long time.
— He always felt as if there was a bunch of holes in his buttocks, and it even throbbed with pain.
This made it impossible for him to sit down after leaving the virtual world – every time he touched his buttocks, he felt a phantom pain.
So he could only walk around the office, occasionally reaching out to gently touch his own buttocks.
The female assistant looked at him with an increasingly strange gaze and was very worried that her boss had awakened some weird fetish.