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Chapter 32 The War About Shit
Chapter 32 The War About Shit
"bang bang bang"
no?The hotel also plays this set?Bai Jidong is very sensitive to the sound of the tambourine. When he was at the Berto Center, Phil Jackson liked to use the tambourine to gather players.Today, the sound of beating tambourines can also be heard in the hotel.
Bai Jidong, like everyone else, moved closer to the source of the sound even though he thought it was impossible.
Turns out, it was Jackson who was calling the players.Everyone spontaneously entered his room, found a seat and sat down.
Jackson was satisfied with everyone's reaction, "It looks like they're all here." "Coach, will this affect other people's rest?" Bai Jidong asked.
Jackson said: "You came very quickly, so it should not affect others."
This means that if it affects other people's rest and is complained, it is also because of our slow response, so it is also our fault?Bai Jidong thought about it.
"I am very happy to announce one thing, we will have comrades back in the team." This person does not say that he knows it, it is not Rodman who is in suspension, but Ron Harper who has returned from injury.
Bai Jidong congratulated him immediately.Also bald, Hubble is more human than Jordan in Bai Jidong's eyes.
"Scott, Schramf will leave it to you." Jackson explained to tonight's starters their respective marking targets.
Pippen nodded slightly, "Leave the German to me." "Michael, Jose Hawkins is yours." Jordan had no objection.
"Bye" When Jackson called out this name, Bai Jidong's first reaction was, "Huh? Are you calling me?"
Because Hubble is back, Bai Jidong thinks that his starting lineup will also be given up.As a result, Jackson continued to start him.
Jackson kept a consistent smile on his face, as if assigning a small task: "Gary Payton is yours." "Payton?" Are you kidding?Bai Jidong's eyes widened, "Uh ok, ok."
"Coach, this guy can't do it." Jordan said, "He can't guard Gary." "I can!" Bai Jidong said.
Qiao Dan sneered and said, "Don't be ashamed." "How do you know if you don't try?" Bai Jidong asked.
"Yes, no matter what the result is, we have to let Bye try." Jackson set the tone.
All Jordan had to say was, "Well, Chinaman, if you get blown off, don't blame me for being rude."
That sounds nice, have you ever been polite to me?Bai Jidong turned his head to one side.
Because it is a consecutive away game, the Bulls' jersey tonight is the classic black and red.
As far as the jersey is concerned, this is Bai Jidong's favorite.Kerr didn't like the jersey, he thought black would bring bad luck.Coincidentally, in the game the Bulls are currently losing, they happened to be wearing black jerseys.
Sean Kemp stood with Longley on the Sonics logo, waiting for the referee to throw the ball into the air.
Langley has a height advantage, and Bai Jidong thinks that his jump ball has a good chance of winning.
Soon, Bai Jidong didn't think so.
In this level of NBA games, there are many factors that are more important than height.
Such as a moment of explosive power.On this point, Kemp completely beat Longley.
The moment the ball was thrown by the referee, Kemp's reaction and bounce speed were at the elite level.Despite his height, Longley still lost to Kemp.The ball was slapped backward by Kemp, and Pippen quickly found the landing point and broke the ball ahead of time.Longley sprinted upfield, dropped low, and Pippen got the ball.
Longley smashed past Frank Brifkowski who was defending in one breath and scored a layup. This is a rare hard balloon for Longley.
Jordan nodded in satisfaction: "Big man, keep being aggressive." "I'll try my best." Longley's answer didn't satisfy Jordan, but the latter didn't say anything.
"Little monkey, are you ready to let me penetrate your asshole?" Gary Payton's first words when they met each other made Bai Jidong remember him forever.
Bai Jidong didn't know how to answer him.Peyton kept saying, "Looks like you're dumb. How pathetic! What do you think I'm going to do to you?"
But Payton was just talking.Through a pick-and-roll, Payton passes the ball to a teammate.
Briefkowski catches the ball and hits Longley with his back.First he made a feint, then hit with his back, then turned around with his right foot, squeezed Langley's chest open, and scored.
"Luke! I'll never praise you again!" Jordan said disappointedly.
You'd better criticize me more. Langley said in his heart.It's not easy to get Jordan's compliments, and it's even harder to get his compliments. Longley prefers his trash talk to his compliments.
"Little monkey! Where's your ball? Is it because Scott doesn't take you to play? I think so, because if you are a monkey with half-haired hair, you will definitely be crushed by me if you dribble in front of me." Peyton talked to himself.
Bai Jidong listened silently, he was also number one, his trash talk was much worse than Avery Johnson's.
Bai Jidong asked: "How long will your stand-up comedy talk last?" "Never stop! Because you actually sent a little monkey like you to deal with me! I will beat you until you hate basketball!" Payton's mouth Spraying trash talk while spitting.
Pippen had no time to worry about the situation here.He dribbles past the defender from the outside and passes to Longley in the high post.The latter made a high shot and scored.
"I didn't expect Chicago's offense to be opened by the Australians." Supersonics commentator Jack Hikoma said unexpectedly.
Sikoma is not only a commentator, but also a member of the Sonics. "You can't underestimate any one person on the court. This is the NBA, which gathers the best basketball players in the world." His partner Bude Baker said.
"Don't you think your beard looks like Shit in the toilet?" Bai Jidong tried to fight back against Peyton.
Peyton's reply was even more brutal: "Yes, I will apply these Shits to your face one by one, and let them stay there for a long time, until your cheeks become Shit." "Try it if you have the ability!" Bai Jidong couldn't handle such rude trash talk at all.
Payton has a strong mouth, but not many actual actions.Kemp gets stuck in the low post and his pass is delivered again.Kemp relied on his strong body to push Longley continuously, and suddenly, he passed the ball.
"Come on! Catch your shit!" Peyton shot a three-pointer and said to Bai Jidong at the same time.Bai Weidong looked back at the arc of the ball, only to see that the ball simply fell into the basket.
"Bye, don't worry about what that guy said, just do your job well." Pippen was a little worried about Bai Jidong, and Bai Jidong waved his hand to indicate that he was fine.
Payton's trash talk is harsh, but not as harsh as Jordan's.Peyton talks a lot of trash, vulgar, not nutritious, not as bloody as Jordan. In contrast, Bai Jidong is still more willing to listen to Peyton's trash talk.
Bai Jidong catches the ball from a high position, he is just a transit point and has no right to make a shot.Payton was about to apply pressure, but Bai Jidong immediately transferred the ball.Jordan cuts out to catch and shoot, scoring.
"Coward! How long do you want to hide? Do you really want me to put shit on you?" Peyton chased Bai Jidong and cursed.
Bai Jidong said: "You only have the word shit in your head? Or is your mind full of shit? If so, you'd better stay away from me, I'm afraid of getting dirty."
Hearing this, Peyton smiled strangely: "Here I come! Little monkey!" "Damn it! How many nicknames will I get after this season?" Bai Jidong felt anxious because of the level of these people's nicknames. It's really unflattering.
Especially Peyton, who is full of shit.
little monkey?Fuck you little monkey!Bai Jidong wanted to force him, but was blocked by Supersonic's pick-and-roll.Payton took advantage of him being blocked and threw another three-pointer.
"Look! Little monkey! It's raining shit on your head!" Peyton yelled after the ball went in.
"It's raining shit, it's coming out of your mouth, you stinky shit with a mouth full of shit!" Bai Jidong gave up his qualities and scolded Peyton like a shrew.
Peyton enjoyed the counter-spray: "Yeah? Then I'd be happy to make you stink like me."
,
The two sparred fiercely, but there was no sign of a fight.Only use your mouth but not your hands.
Bai Jidong once again acted as the transition zone for the ball, and the only thing he could do was to pass the ball into Jordan's hands.Jordan gave an equal return, a crisp shot, allowing Bai Weidong to add another assist.
After that, Kemp hit Longley with a low back and turned over and scored a jumper.
Pippen dribbled the ball alone and ran [-] meters high and scored a layup.
The scores of the two sides rose alternately, only Bai Jidong and Payton remained unchanged.
The trash talk between the two was full of feces and urine, so dirty and dirty that anyone who was eating would have to spit out their stomach juices after listening to this conversation.But these two people enjoyed it, as if it was a scolding match.
(End of this chapter)
"bang bang bang"
no?The hotel also plays this set?Bai Jidong is very sensitive to the sound of the tambourine. When he was at the Berto Center, Phil Jackson liked to use the tambourine to gather players.Today, the sound of beating tambourines can also be heard in the hotel.
Bai Jidong, like everyone else, moved closer to the source of the sound even though he thought it was impossible.
Turns out, it was Jackson who was calling the players.Everyone spontaneously entered his room, found a seat and sat down.
Jackson was satisfied with everyone's reaction, "It looks like they're all here." "Coach, will this affect other people's rest?" Bai Jidong asked.
Jackson said: "You came very quickly, so it should not affect others."
This means that if it affects other people's rest and is complained, it is also because of our slow response, so it is also our fault?Bai Jidong thought about it.
"I am very happy to announce one thing, we will have comrades back in the team." This person does not say that he knows it, it is not Rodman who is in suspension, but Ron Harper who has returned from injury.
Bai Jidong congratulated him immediately.Also bald, Hubble is more human than Jordan in Bai Jidong's eyes.
"Scott, Schramf will leave it to you." Jackson explained to tonight's starters their respective marking targets.
Pippen nodded slightly, "Leave the German to me." "Michael, Jose Hawkins is yours." Jordan had no objection.
"Bye" When Jackson called out this name, Bai Jidong's first reaction was, "Huh? Are you calling me?"
Because Hubble is back, Bai Jidong thinks that his starting lineup will also be given up.As a result, Jackson continued to start him.
Jackson kept a consistent smile on his face, as if assigning a small task: "Gary Payton is yours." "Payton?" Are you kidding?Bai Jidong's eyes widened, "Uh ok, ok."
"Coach, this guy can't do it." Jordan said, "He can't guard Gary." "I can!" Bai Jidong said.
Qiao Dan sneered and said, "Don't be ashamed." "How do you know if you don't try?" Bai Jidong asked.
"Yes, no matter what the result is, we have to let Bye try." Jackson set the tone.
All Jordan had to say was, "Well, Chinaman, if you get blown off, don't blame me for being rude."
That sounds nice, have you ever been polite to me?Bai Jidong turned his head to one side.
Because it is a consecutive away game, the Bulls' jersey tonight is the classic black and red.
As far as the jersey is concerned, this is Bai Jidong's favorite.Kerr didn't like the jersey, he thought black would bring bad luck.Coincidentally, in the game the Bulls are currently losing, they happened to be wearing black jerseys.
Sean Kemp stood with Longley on the Sonics logo, waiting for the referee to throw the ball into the air.
Langley has a height advantage, and Bai Jidong thinks that his jump ball has a good chance of winning.
Soon, Bai Jidong didn't think so.
In this level of NBA games, there are many factors that are more important than height.
Such as a moment of explosive power.On this point, Kemp completely beat Longley.
The moment the ball was thrown by the referee, Kemp's reaction and bounce speed were at the elite level.Despite his height, Longley still lost to Kemp.The ball was slapped backward by Kemp, and Pippen quickly found the landing point and broke the ball ahead of time.Longley sprinted upfield, dropped low, and Pippen got the ball.
Longley smashed past Frank Brifkowski who was defending in one breath and scored a layup. This is a rare hard balloon for Longley.
Jordan nodded in satisfaction: "Big man, keep being aggressive." "I'll try my best." Longley's answer didn't satisfy Jordan, but the latter didn't say anything.
"Little monkey, are you ready to let me penetrate your asshole?" Gary Payton's first words when they met each other made Bai Jidong remember him forever.
Bai Jidong didn't know how to answer him.Peyton kept saying, "Looks like you're dumb. How pathetic! What do you think I'm going to do to you?"
But Payton was just talking.Through a pick-and-roll, Payton passes the ball to a teammate.
Briefkowski catches the ball and hits Longley with his back.First he made a feint, then hit with his back, then turned around with his right foot, squeezed Langley's chest open, and scored.
"Luke! I'll never praise you again!" Jordan said disappointedly.
You'd better criticize me more. Langley said in his heart.It's not easy to get Jordan's compliments, and it's even harder to get his compliments. Longley prefers his trash talk to his compliments.
"Little monkey! Where's your ball? Is it because Scott doesn't take you to play? I think so, because if you are a monkey with half-haired hair, you will definitely be crushed by me if you dribble in front of me." Peyton talked to himself.
Bai Jidong listened silently, he was also number one, his trash talk was much worse than Avery Johnson's.
Bai Jidong asked: "How long will your stand-up comedy talk last?" "Never stop! Because you actually sent a little monkey like you to deal with me! I will beat you until you hate basketball!" Payton's mouth Spraying trash talk while spitting.
Pippen had no time to worry about the situation here.He dribbles past the defender from the outside and passes to Longley in the high post.The latter made a high shot and scored.
"I didn't expect Chicago's offense to be opened by the Australians." Supersonics commentator Jack Hikoma said unexpectedly.
Sikoma is not only a commentator, but also a member of the Sonics. "You can't underestimate any one person on the court. This is the NBA, which gathers the best basketball players in the world." His partner Bude Baker said.
"Don't you think your beard looks like Shit in the toilet?" Bai Jidong tried to fight back against Peyton.
Peyton's reply was even more brutal: "Yes, I will apply these Shits to your face one by one, and let them stay there for a long time, until your cheeks become Shit." "Try it if you have the ability!" Bai Jidong couldn't handle such rude trash talk at all.
Payton has a strong mouth, but not many actual actions.Kemp gets stuck in the low post and his pass is delivered again.Kemp relied on his strong body to push Longley continuously, and suddenly, he passed the ball.
"Come on! Catch your shit!" Peyton shot a three-pointer and said to Bai Jidong at the same time.Bai Weidong looked back at the arc of the ball, only to see that the ball simply fell into the basket.
"Bye, don't worry about what that guy said, just do your job well." Pippen was a little worried about Bai Jidong, and Bai Jidong waved his hand to indicate that he was fine.
Payton's trash talk is harsh, but not as harsh as Jordan's.Peyton talks a lot of trash, vulgar, not nutritious, not as bloody as Jordan. In contrast, Bai Jidong is still more willing to listen to Peyton's trash talk.
Bai Jidong catches the ball from a high position, he is just a transit point and has no right to make a shot.Payton was about to apply pressure, but Bai Jidong immediately transferred the ball.Jordan cuts out to catch and shoot, scoring.
"Coward! How long do you want to hide? Do you really want me to put shit on you?" Peyton chased Bai Jidong and cursed.
Bai Jidong said: "You only have the word shit in your head? Or is your mind full of shit? If so, you'd better stay away from me, I'm afraid of getting dirty."
Hearing this, Peyton smiled strangely: "Here I come! Little monkey!" "Damn it! How many nicknames will I get after this season?" Bai Jidong felt anxious because of the level of these people's nicknames. It's really unflattering.
Especially Peyton, who is full of shit.
little monkey?Fuck you little monkey!Bai Jidong wanted to force him, but was blocked by Supersonic's pick-and-roll.Payton took advantage of him being blocked and threw another three-pointer.
"Look! Little monkey! It's raining shit on your head!" Peyton yelled after the ball went in.
"It's raining shit, it's coming out of your mouth, you stinky shit with a mouth full of shit!" Bai Jidong gave up his qualities and scolded Peyton like a shrew.
Peyton enjoyed the counter-spray: "Yeah? Then I'd be happy to make you stink like me."
,
The two sparred fiercely, but there was no sign of a fight.Only use your mouth but not your hands.
Bai Jidong once again acted as the transition zone for the ball, and the only thing he could do was to pass the ball into Jordan's hands.Jordan gave an equal return, a crisp shot, allowing Bai Weidong to add another assist.
After that, Kemp hit Longley with a low back and turned over and scored a jumper.
Pippen dribbled the ball alone and ran [-] meters high and scored a layup.
The scores of the two sides rose alternately, only Bai Jidong and Payton remained unchanged.
The trash talk between the two was full of feces and urine, so dirty and dirty that anyone who was eating would have to spit out their stomach juices after listening to this conversation.But these two people enjoyed it, as if it was a scolding match.
(End of this chapter)
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