Chapter 22 - Cheating Day Chapter 22
Baekban Debate
“…….”
I uploaded a Q&A video to celebrate reaching 100,000 subscribers, and when I woke up, something unbelievable had happened.
A mother who sees her son living diligently.An article titled “MP4” has been featured as a top post in several communities.
Looking at the comments enjoying the man dressed as a polar bear, who was fidgeting nervously to reassure his mother, I couldn’t help but sigh.
Crazy, lol.
Look at that expression
Living diligently
Yeah, viral~
Even I would feel disillusioned, haha.
Oh my, mom I’m just playing around
From a mother’s perspective, it’s worrying, right? Because her son is on air and they’re talking about conservatives and progressives.
This guy has been really entertaining lately.
Even if that’s not the case, you’d probably be worried if your 34-year-old son was acting like that, haha.
The chat is a complete mess, and in the meantime, the original creator is fixing bugs, lol.
This place is a hidden gem.
When I accessed the side dish store, the Q&A video views exceeded 200,000.
It’s the first time that a video has surpassed 200,000 views in half a day. It’s an unusual achievement even for a large YouTube channel.
“Is this how it is?”
Usually, Q&A videos are based on me, so they are domestic content aimed at people who are curious about me.
In short, the view count cannot be high.
Because there is absolutely no reason for people who don’t know me or aren’t interested in me to watch the video.
It seems that the conversation between the son, who was broadcasting with his face painted white, and his mother who watched it was the main focus.
Anyone can understand the situation and laugh.
Moreover, thanks to the kind person who spread this video, it got a lot of exposure and went viral.
I’m so excited. I’m excited.
When the YouTube ad revenue comes in December, I should at least send some pocket money to my mother.
“Today.”
A joint stream with the Jimkun channel is scheduled for 5 PM.
If I just do as I’m told, there’s nothing else I need to prepare, but I have to study the content we’ll cover in tomorrow’s broadcast.
I decided to have a conversation with Baek Woo-jin about naengmyeon.
In Part 1, we decided to debate which is more delicious, mul-naengmyeon or bibim-naengmyeon.
In Part 2, we decided to delve deeply into naengmyeon.
Part 2, since Baek Woo-jin, whom we invited as a guest, said he would take care of the preparations, I just need to focus on responding appropriately.
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The problem is part one, but I wonder how long the conversation about which is tastier, mul-naengmyeon or bibim-naengmyeon, will last.
“This shouldn’t be taken seriously.”
I opened the notepad.
Please provide the text you would like to have translated.
Thursday, December 29.
Since Baek Woo-jin said he arrived in front of the house, I sent him the front door password via KakaoTalk.
A moment later, Baek Woo-jin, who had come in with the cold wind, looked down at me and frowned deeply.
“……Are you alive?”
“No.”
Yesterday’s collaboration with Cha Ji-chan: “How long are you going to sulk?”I am currently feeling the effects of having finished.
“Didn’t the porter leave yesterday?”
“Yeah.”
I did back exercises yesterday.
I mainly did seated cable rows, where you sit and pull the handle and slowly release it.
When I woke up today, I couldn’t lie down, lie on my stomach, or lie on my side. Every time I toss and turn, my back screams.
“Can you go live?”
No matter how I think about it, it seems hard to just sit still. I was looking around and then lifted my head.
“Do you want to do it lying down?”
Shaking the blanket to signal him to come in, Baek Woo-jin lifted the envelope in his hand.
“Wake up.” I bought ice cream to give to you, bro.
“How do I eat ice cream?”
“This is low-sugar ice cream, so it’s a bit okay.”
“Really?” What does it taste like?
“Mint chocolate.”
“…….”
“Cookie and cream.”
“That’s right!”
The moment he suddenly stood up without thinking, the whole place screamed.
I was in so much pain that I couldn’t even make a sound and was standing awkwardly, so Baek Woo-jin asked with concern.
“Are you okay?”
“It’s okay.” Sit down. “Give me the clothes.”
“No.” I’ll do it. Where are you walking to?
“Customers don’t need to worry about that.” Is the ice cream okay? It didn’t melt, did it?
“Yeah.”
Muscle pain can’t stop my determination for ice cream.
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I hung Baek Woo-jin’s coat on the hanger.
I turned on the computer, set it to the broadcast standby screen, and then grabbed two utensils from the kitchen.
As I staggered and sat in front of the computer chair, it hurt, but it seemed better than lying down.
By the time I had roughly finished setting things up, including entering the broadcast title, quite a few viewers had already logged in.
Manager, open the door!
You’re alive?
You were acting like you were dying yesterday, but it was just an act.
So it was a collaboration with Woojin.
“Hyung, there are a lot of people watching your broadcast.”
Baek Woo-jin was impressed when he saw the number of visitors. It has surpassed 800 and continues to increase.
“That’s why I said we should do a collaboration.”
“The day before yesterday, it was coming in at this level too.” Subscribers will increase quickly.
When I turn on the broadcast, it usually gets over 10,000 viewers, so I’m both embarrassed and proud.
From my perspective, the current trend is very positive.
When the number of video views or live stream viewers increases rapidly, the number of subscribers generally also increases significantly.
I hope today’s broadcast will also serve as a bridge to continue that momentum.
“I’m turning on the mic.”
“Yeah.”
Hello. Hello. Today, we have Mr. Baek Woo-jin from Ugenius with us. You just arrived, but people really need to learn. You brought back low-sugar ice cream. I’ll start while eating this.
I switched the screen.
Mr. Woojin, if you’re being threatened or kidnapped, please shake the carrot.
Where’s the carrot, you idiot? LOL. You can’t even shake it off if you were really kidnapped. Haha.
Why is such a distinguished person in this humble place?
It’s really Baek Woo-jin
Hello. This is Woojin. I’m running Ugenius and recently started serializing a web novel called “Mozart in Joseon” on KakaoPage. It’s a story about Mozart being reincarnated in the Joseon Dynasty, so please read it a lot.
“Do you write novels too?”
“Yeah.”
“I appear on TV and also do live streams.” “We’re already doing a broadcast right now, and you’re saying you’re going to write a novel on top of that?”
It’s fun.
I live a busy life too, but he is living a life that is physically incomprehensible.
Anyway.
I passed the spoon.
Thinking about eating ice cream for the first time in a while makes me unable to resist.
“Hyung, you’re really surprising.” Do you even use spoons like this? Cute.
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Baek Woo-jin admired the teaspoon.
“I bought it for the guests.”
“For entertaining?”
Nodded.
“But why a teaspoon?”
“Why?”
“Why do you give me a teaspoon while you use Dad’s spoon?”
“……That’s why I hate people who are so perceptive.”
Fox and the Dotterel lol
But I’m using a big spoon to eat more, lol.
Against my younger sibling
You’re so real
Amazing, Banchan-yong!
I really never imagined it, How could they come up with such an idea
“I was just trying to be funny.” “Did you really mean it?”
I turned my head to seek his agreement, but Baek Woo-jin just glared at me without answering.
I took out a new spoon from the kitchen.
“Anyway, starting today, every Thursday, I’ll be discussing food here with Woojin.” Baek Woo-jin, using the surname for side dishes, goes by the name “Baek Bap Hanayo.”
“I like the name.”
Baek Woo-jin nodded.
“We’re going to split the broadcast into two parts, and in Part 1, we’ll discuss which food is tastier.” If this works well, we’ll keep it going, and if not, we’ll change it, so nothing is set in stone. “Let’s try it once first.”
Baek Woo-jin is just nodding his head while eating ice cream.
“Hey, eat slowly.”
“Hyung, eat too.” Delicious.
“What if neither of them speaks?” Aren’t we supposed to do the broadcast?
“Then keep talking.” I’ll eat it.
Baek Woo-jin is also a glutton, so if we leave it like this, he’ll eat it all by himself.
In a hurry, I picked up a spoon.
The subtle aroma and melt-in-your-mouth sweetness of the smooth cream ice cream enveloping the finely crumbled cookies are exquisite.
Moreover, the cookie complements the texture that could otherwise be monotonous.
Why have tsundere characters, who have appeared in countless animations, novels, movies, and dramas, been loved continuously?
I realize it by feeling this cookie and cream.
How could one possibly stay away from such a lovely person, whose cold and rough texture feels sweet?
I kept scooping ice cream while looking at the chat window.
hahahahahahahaha
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I have diabetes, can I eat ice cream?
Aren’t you broadcasting?
A video of two men munching on ice cream, this is adorable.
I bet they’re eating it while thinking strange thoughts again.
“Oh, this is a low-sugar food, so it’s okay if you eat a little.”
So, stop eating now.
Baek Woo-jin pulled the ice cream closer to himself.
“Hey, are you really going to be that petty?” I couldn’t eat much.
“You said you would only eat a little, right?”
“…….”
With a heavy heart, I alternate between looking at the ice cream that was taken away and the spoon.
Even tasting the leftover ice cream on the spoon, I could once again feel the sweetness of the cookies and cream.
“Stop eating too.”
I was feeling spiteful and stopped Baek Woo-jin.
The guy couldn’t take his eyes off the ice cream container that had been pushed aside, as if he was feeling regretful.
“Where did we leave off earlier?” Ah, today’s topic is naengmyeon. In Part 1, we will debate whether mul-naengmyeon or bibim-naengmyeon is tastier. In Part 2, Woojin will explain the story related to naengmyeon.
“But how do I submit the debate results?”
“We plan to conduct a viewer vote on that.”
Baek Woo-jin nodded.
“So what’s the point of winning?”
“……Dinner bet?”
“Okay.”
According to the broadcast screen, “Bibim Naengmyeon” was written in front of my chest, and “Mul Naengmyeon” was written in front of Baek Woo-jin.
“Do you like mom?” Do you like Dad? Jajangmyeon or jjambbong? We will conduct an in-depth discussion on the most intense topic in the 5,000-year history of the Korean Peninsula. For the side dish of the baekban debate.
“This is Baek Woo-jin.”
I bowed my head and greeted.
Today’s topic is naengmyeon: is mul naengmyeon more delicious or bibim naengmyeon? What is your position, Commissioner Baek Woo-jin?
“Of course, I believe that mul-naengmyeon is delicious.”
“Then, I will continue the debate by arguing that bibim naengmyeon is delicious.”
White rice debate lol
Is this a fake debate?Hahaha
What kind of committee member is this? LOL Is there even a cold noodle association?
What are you being so serious about?
LOL, suddenly acting serious
“First, let’s take a look at some incredibly delicious bibim naengmyeon photos together.”
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I displayed the pre-prepared bibim naengmyeon image on the screen.
“Why is this photo like this?” Did you Photoshop it?
“That’s not true, is it?” Bibim naengmyeon is originally this vibrant, you know?
“What are you talking about?” How can naengmyeon shine like that! It doesn’t make any sense!
“Maybe it looks that way because the bibim naengmyeon is delicious?”
“No.”
I had no choice but to replace it with an ordinary bibim naengmyeon photo.
Next is mul-naengmyeon. I will also display the photo of the mul-naengmyeon to facilitate the smooth progress of the discussion.
“Yeah.”
“Wait a moment.” What is this?
Baek Woo-jin got angry.
“Don’t you like it?”
“Of course, I won’t listen!” What is this! Did you draw this with Paint? No pictures?
What is this
My niece would draw better than that, lol.
No way, lol, what data? lol
“Hey, if you want to use the photo, you need to pay for the copyright. Where am I supposed to get the money?”
“Then how about bibim naengmyeon!” “How much does that even cost that you bring this kind of stuff?”
“What’s wrong with this?” Didn’t you draw well? There are also eggs. There are cucumbers too. Everything is already there, isn’t it?
“Ah, no.” Change it quickly. “Is there really no other photo?”
It doesn’t seem to be a problem. Well, since you said you didn’t like it, I’ll show you another photo.
When I uploaded a proper photo, Baek Woo-jin nodded.
“Then I’ll go first.”
“Yes.”
Baek Woo-jin replied leisurely, as if to say, “Go ahead and try.”
Cold noodles. It’s delicious, isn’t it? I admit that too. But it’s worth considering this as well. The word “water” is often used negatively.
“How?”
For example, a water fist. “Would it hurt if I got hit with a water fist?”
“……No?”
Baek Woo-jin hesitated and then answered.
“Right.” A water fist doesn’t hurt no matter how much you hit it. If someone you meet on the street introduces themselves as “Jo Won-dong, the water fist,” would you be scared? No, that’s not right. Funny, right?
No. What does that have to do with mul naengmyeon?
“On the other hand, the expression ‘to rub’ is quite strong and threatening.”
“……What do you mean?”
“Think about it.” The tiger and Bibi are rabbits. “Whatever it is, doesn’t it look incredibly strong?”
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Baek Woo-jin tilted his head slightly and nodded.
The expression “to rub” is an aggressive term that very effectively conveys weakness as strength. Also, Baek Woo-jin likes it too.
“Me?”
“Didn’t you say you find pleasure in the act of rubbing bodies with others?”
“What are you talking about!” “Are you crazy?”
Baek Woo-jin’s voice grew louder.
It’s clear that they are flustered.
“When did I ever do that!” Don’t make up things that aren’t true!
“Could it really be made up?” Six months ago, you said something to me when I started learning jiu-jitsu. Touching, bumping, and brushing against each other feels good.
“No!” That’s not what I meant!
“No.” It’s a very excellent cuddle.
“That’s not something you say at a time like this!”
“Anyway, you admit that you made that statement?”
“That’s not what it means!”
“Commissioner Baek Woo-jin actually loves bibimbap more than anyone else, so why are you hiding your true feelings?” Actually, you like bibim naengmyeon more than mul naengmyeon, don’t you?