Chef Wushuang of the Three Kingdoms

"Oh…"

"what?!"

Fang Mo's eyes widened suddenly, he stared at Guan Yu and said, "Hold the grass! Could it be that brother just went to kill that Guo Mu?"

He was so excited that he uttered all his usual mantras, moreover, four times!

"Hold the grass? Why do you need to hold the grass when killing people? Could it be that the grass can wash away your sins?" Guan Yu muttered to himself, and finally waved his hand, saying in a very heroic manner: "It's just the soul of a villain, Guan is not afraid He, but... he is going to die from now on, but now that the Han Dynasty is in decline and the emperor has lost his way, both Youzhou and Liaodong are good places to go!"

He didn't look into Fang Mo's eyes. He counted back and forth, looked in one direction, and said with far-sighted eyes: "It's decided, so I will go to Zhuojun County. I think the dates here are very sweet, so I will do it for you." born."

Did I take revenge on you?

Brother, why are you so irritable?

Fang Mo was stunned, his mouth grew big, and when he finished muttering, he said: "Brother Guan is so benevolent, why don't you even change the wording, call it Yun Chang..."

"Oh? That's a good name, Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang, hey, have you read books?" Guan Yu looked at Fang Mo, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, so I will use Yunchang as the word, thank you brother think of the name!"

Fang Mo's mouth grew up again.

Hold the grass!

Sell ​​dates?

crime?

cloud long?

Zhuojun?

Damn!Emperor Guan appeared!

Chapter 5 Fang Yu Becomes Stupid

After some discussion, Fang Mo finally understood that the one who led his brother and sister to flee for their lives was the famous Guan Yu Guan Yunchang in history.

So the next scene is very interesting.

"Guan Er...Brother, what do you like on weekdays?"

"I love reading, especially Spring and Autumn. I came to Luoyang recently to get this book. Looking at it, it's like waking up from a dream, and I'm so enlightened!"

"Reading, what do you like to eat on weekdays? Is there any food you like in particular? For example, Dong...cough, red...cough, barbecue?"

"What is barbecue? Guan doesn't know. He only knows that stewed meat can be eaten. It needs to be accompanied by wine. It can be both spicy and spicy. It is really a joy in life to have a glass of wine and eat a piece of meat!"

When Guan Yu said this, he stroked his long beard and stared at the distance, as if he was thinking about something, then shook his head in a blink of an eye and said, "Unfortunately, at this moment, it is difficult to live like this. how."

"Oh, Brother Guan already has a son? I've never heard of it. I don't know what year it is?" Fang Mo asked suspiciously.

He remembered that Guan Yu seemed to have no son.

After all, in history, the only black spot of Guan Erye was to follow Cao Cao to attack Xiapi, and then developed a huge affection for Qin Yilu's wife.

However, he was too eager, and asked Cao Cao several times, so he came up with the most classic sentence, "Cao Gong doubts it, thinks it is beautiful, sees it is true, and then accepts it..."

To put it simply, Guan Yu had a good impression of Qin Yilu's wife when he attacked Pi, and at the same time told Cao Cao that after he left the city, he wanted her as a reward.

During this period, I asked several times, which made Cao Cao's heart itch.

After that, Cao Cao thought it was very beautiful after seeing it, so he accepted it by himself.

Boss Cao is not kind!

"Indeed!" Guan Yu sighed, and said, "My son is only four years old now, and Xu Zhi is only six years old. It's the time of croaking, but I committed this crime!"

"But it doesn't matter, that Guo Mu bullied the old and the weak in the city, bullied wives and concubines, murdered children, such unscrupulous people deserved this fate."

The brain supplement has broken through the sky!

As the heir of a restaurant, Fang Mo knew in his heart that these words were all frankly made up by Guan Yu's brain, and the specific matters... tsk tsk tsk, in fact, this Guo Mu still cherishes feathers.

His father was a ten-time attendant, and his prestige was high. In addition, today is different from the past. Many foreign officials slander the eunuchs, and they can't bear it, so they act quite low-key.

It can be said that Guo Mu's status is completely capable of doing greater things.

But he didn't.

On the contrary, it was very low-key. Apart from forcibly occupying the Fang's restaurant this time, there was no other evil point.

While running on the road, Fang Mo also thought about why this person became so impatient. Later, after learning about the Xiping Stone Carvings, he understood.

With such a business opportunity in front of us, it would be strange if we didn't do something.

It's strange, although their family's business is not good, but it is close to the West Garden. When outsiders come, they will come here to sit and throw away a lot of money. It's shameful not to make such a voice.

It's a pity that the little girl Fang Yu was hit hard because of what Cao Cao and Guo Mu said, and she was completely stupid, which made people feel distressed.

Looking at the confused gaze and the silent appearance, who would have thought that she was a lively and playful little girl in the past?

Fortunately, second brother Guan took the initiative to avenge them, otherwise, Fang Mo might seek friendship with Yuan Shao, so that when he kills the ten permanent attendants in the future, he can do it himself.

As for whether he will be accepted or despised, Fang Mo didn't take it to heart.

He felt that Yuan Shao and the others were all heroes, and they would definitely respect him. After all, even if he couldn't speak clearly, he still knew half the world's general trend, right?

It's a good thing he didn't, otherwise he would have known...

How unpopular he is!

……

The two walked all the way to the northeast, and at about noon, Guan Yu stopped, looked at Fang Mo strangely, then thought of something, shivered, and let go of his hand.

"Hey, brother Fang, I don't care about the relationship between Dong and Wei."

When he said this, he tried his best to show more masculinity, saying that he had absolutely no intention of wanting to be with a man.

Fang Mo didn't understand, after all he understood Duanxiu and Longyang, but he didn't understand Dong Xian and King Wei.

But at any rate, he had also worked as a hotel chef, and he had seen many waiters and waiters' faces. At this moment, when he saw it, he immediately knew what this guy was thinking.

Fang Mo shook his head hastily, and said: "Fang has no other intentions, it's just that brother Guan saved me, and he just wants to know about his life experience."

Careless, really careless!

He yelled in his heart that something was wrong.