Chapter 80: : Brother Tiger Fighting, Uncle Brother (in the daytime...
"Baby, what's going on with my eldest brother recently, I've been in a strange circle of friends." Zhao Yan held the steering wheel with one hand and drove, while the other hand carefully and thoughtfully helped Chen Yurou wipe the dust on her stockings.
This is the little detail that women love.
Chen Yurou took his hand away and gave him a coquettish look: "Don't be ridiculous, drive well."
"Isn't this opening?" Zhao Yan not only did not restrain himself, but his hands became more and more dishonest.
Chen Yurou was a little annoyed: "Be careful of overturning."
"My driving skills are stable, old driver."
Chen Yurou rolled her eyes, ignoring him.
Zhao Yan asked, "You haven't answered yet. Your brother's circle of friends is so poisonous that you want to block him."
Chen Han's recent circle of friends is as follows:
The first month of pregnancy, come on!
The 29th day of pregnancy preparation, the future can be expected!
Pregnancy first...
It's like writing ** in a circle of friends on a horse.
Serious people who write ** ah? do you write?
And still write in the circle of friends.
This is too unethical!
Chen Yurou said speechlessly: "Now all Binhai thinks that my brother is infertile. My brother will use facts to prove it, but I am afraid that someone will say that he was adopted after birth, so I update the news every day."
After so long, she already knew that Zhao Yan, the bastard, had fabricated rumors of her brother's infertility to deceive her in order not to wear that thing.
But the problem now is that other people don't know, and she can't tell it everywhere, and then Chen Han's infertility thing has been widely publicized.
When everyone thinks that Chen Han is infertile, as to whether he is really infertile.
Then it doesn't matter anymore.
Everyone only believes what they believe.
"Uncle is really a wonderful person." The corner of Zhao Yan's mouth twitched, and suddenly he looked up and saw the punishment notice on an electronic screen: Han A00009 touched the co-pilot's thigh while driving, driving dangerously, and deducting 3 points.
"Damn it, this old man is really talented." Zhao Yan smiled at Chen Yurou who was beside him, but found that Chen Yurou's face was flushed red, and there was a hint of anger in his brows.
He suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
Why does this license plate number look familiar?
Chen Yurou roared with shame and anger, "Bastard, that's my license plate number! Is it funny?"
Zhao Yan: "..."
The clown is me?
"It's all your fault, it's all your fault, woohoo, my club is dead, my friends and relatives will definitely laugh at me when they see it." Chen Yurou covered her face, almost collapsed.
Zhao Yan quickly comforted: "It's okay, don't cry, my wife, there is a way for my husband to solve this matter."
"Don't tell me soon." Chen Yurou had tears in her eyes.
Zhao Yan said: "You quickly post a circle of friends now, and complain that your car was driven out by your brother again. Don't mention the deduction of points."
"Uh... That's not going to trick my brother? It's... not good." Chen Yurou's conscience was disturbed.
Zhao Yan shrugged: "Then you can die."
"Then I'll be a fool." Chen Yurou hurriedly took out her phone, then glared angrily at Zhao Yan, and said angrily, "You still don't take your hands away!"
"Confused! The points have been deducted, and I will lose if I take my hands away. Although we are not short of money, we must be diligent and thrifty!" Zhao Yan said confidently.
Chen Yurou: "..."
It makes sense, she was speechless.
Then I ignored Zhao Yan and started to edit the circle of friends: My brother drove my car away again. It was so miserable that I could only squeeze the subway.
Comment below: Dammit, I just saw a notification from a friend, it's your license plate number, I thought it was what, it turned out to be your brother, he is so rude.
Chen Yurou blushed and turned off her phone.
Brother, I'm sorry.
I will definitely be filial to you in the future.
Chen Han: No, you are going to die of filial piety to me.
After Zhao Yan sent Chen Yurou to school, he drove her car home, and then received a call from HD.
HD told him that he not only won the 30-point entrance ceremony for him, but also asked him to come to the position of vice president. Zhao Yan said that his inspection period would be shortened so that he could join the pretending association as soon as possible.
Afterwards, he thought about contacting the person who issued the fake certificate, getting a few membership cards of the pretended association, and then writing a membership manual or something. This is to do a full set of dramas.
Usually 1200 for a full set, 600 for a fast food.
Just then, my uncle called again.
"My grass and mud horse! Zhao Yan! Driving my sister's car, touching my sister's legs, deducting points from my sister, and even stepping on the horse to ask me to blame you! I'll ask you if you want shame!" Chen Hanyi The opening was polite as always, and greeted Zhao Yan's mother first.
Just now his wife almost tore him up, but luckily he proved that he didn't have the time to commit the crime, and he called Chen Yurou again to clear the suspicion.
Otherwise, he would have to kneel on the washboard today.
But the anger towards Zhao Yan in his heart did not dissipate.
Zhao Yan said, "Uncle, it's not the first time you've been tricked by me, so be calm."
"You've already cheated on me now, right?" Chen Han said through gritted teeth.
Zhao Yan Gu Zuoyan said, "Uncle, do you know that Blue Star has an organization established by members of the club?"
"Is there?" Chen Han was stunned. He joined the club for four years and has always kept a low profile in the real world.
For fear of being known by others that he is also a member.
I had no idea there was such an organization.
Zhao Yan was relieved when he heard this: "Of course there is, I also knew it by accident, and I have joined one of them and became the vice president of the organization with my excellent personality."
"Although the organization has a high threshold and the selection of members is very strict, as the vice president, I can open the door and let you join our organization."
If he was thirsty for talents, he posted the Paradise Club that recruited people, and in his mouth, it instantly became a strict organization.
As for membership, 20 points are given.
He didn't even mention it, intending to make the difference.
In his opinion, he had a good conscience without taking the opportunity to collect a registration fee from his uncle.
"Are you so kind?" Chen Han was very skeptical.
Zhao Yan was suddenly unhappy: "Uncle, I touch your sister's conscience and speak. Although I often cheat you, it's all about innocuous little things."
"What are the benefits of joining an organization?"
"Uncle, there are many benefits, just think about it, how can it be better to join the organization to unite and cooperate if you fight alone?" Zhao Yan made a hype about heaven, but in fact he didn't know what the benefits were.
But what is certain is that if he can become the president, he can create benefits for himself.
Chen Han pondered for a moment: "Then... I'll join?"
"Very good, I'll take you to see our president in a few days." Zhao Yan hung up the phone after he finished speaking.
As the saying goes, if you want to fight a tiger's own brother and go to battle with your uncle, if you want to usurp the throne, you must of course have helpers.
Is there anyone more trustworthy than your uncle?
Neither his father nor his mother treated him well.
[Author's digression]: This chapter is updated regularly and is specially prepared for those readers who like to vote after 12:00, otherwise all votes will be invalid. The remaining three chapters will be updated together during the day, and say good night in advance