chapter 292
292 – The Nymphs, the Old Man, and the Squirrel # 4
292 – The Nymphs, the Old Man, and the Squirrel # 4
「Title: My dog squirrel keeps asking for gold bars from somewhere hahahaha.
Content: A dog squirrel digs up the ground and brings back jewels and gold bars.”
└I heard that someone I know asked for a lot of money for the honey ants he was raising.
└Money Copy Eventㄷㄷ
└ㅅㅂPeople without dog squirrels can no longer participate in the money copying event.
The Internet was abuzz.
It was because of the rumor that dog squirrels and honey ants were asking for money from somewhere.
Honey ants and dog squirrels were animals that liked to dig into the ground and make burrows.
It’s not like I’m digging or discovering anything in particular, but I just really like digging?
Passuk, Passuk, Passuk-!
The cat that is currently digging up our yard with its front legs was exactly like that.
Whenever Keungkeongi felt bored, he went to the yard and rubbed himself with dirt or dug in the ground.
━Kkeongkeong… !
One such cat found a gold nugget in the yard.
It was a gold bar the size of my palm.
“What on earth is this?”
Why on earth do gold bars come out of my yard?
Oinoi, who received the gold bar from Kungkungi, was happy as he raised his hand.
“It is said that a nugget of gold grew in the garden in the yard that this Oinoi worked hard to cultivate… ! I thought this cucumber could grow gold nuggets since ancient times, and it turns out it was real… !”
Has Oinoi succeeded in cultivating gold nuggets? .
In many ways, there were many unknown things, but it was a good thing that gold was found.
The golden honey ant looked at the gold nugget and looked at it with great satisfaction. ! He said, perhaps, “It is a metal suitable for Jim, a golden ant…” !” He seemed to have said.
That day, we walked around Taecho Village and dug here and there.
But unfortunately, no more gold nuggets other than those discovered by Kenggeng were discovered.
“Oinoi, let’s go now.”
I, along with Oinoi, set out for the outskirts of Gyeonggi-do to check on the condition of the dog squirrel Geumdong and the elderly man Su.
Dog Squirrel Geumdong was a golden dog squirrel who lost his life from the shock of being hit while defending against an attack by assailants not long ago.
However, thanks to Oinoi’s wise thinking, Geumdong succeeded in evolving into a forsythia squirrel with grass and flower attributes and lived a longer life.
“Even so, it is important to check the condition.”
I promised to go regularly to check on Geumdong and old man Su to see if they are well. It was also my job to monitor and look into security lapses to prevent thieves from entering the house.
So to speak, it would have been nice to say that I had become the security manager for the elderly man.
# # #
Noisy.
Today the mansion, which was supposed to be quiet, was unusually noisy.
A loud noise and shouting were heard.
“Dad! I heard you’re in big trouble! I need money to attend this dinner party! You have a lot of money, Dad! “Anyway, please give us something in advance to inherit!”
“Father, isn’t this true for a thousand or ten thousand years? “When I go to the afterlife, I can’t take the money and shares I have with me, so let’s share some!”
“My dad worked hard to earn money. “It’s because of us!”
I heard a fairly familiar voice, so I went to the main building of the mansion and saw three middle-aged men and a woman banging on the door.
They were the three children of Mr. Noh Insu.
Was it the eldest daughter, Seon-ui, the eldest son, Noh In-seong, and the second son, Noh Ji-seong?
Osa Group executives are not people you can easily meet.
“Is there any problem?”
I asked.
Then, the three siblings who were knocking on the gate of the mansion looked at me and started to get angry, blushing as if they had met enemies on the bridge.
“Haildo! “You tricked my dad!”
“You thief of inheritance!”
“You wicked bastard!”
What a sudden criticism.
Do I feel like it is my fault that the old man refused to inherit any inheritance to his three children?
I thought they were really bad people, but considering that the old man’s fortune was worth trillions, it was quite an understandable anger.
Imagine that my dad has hundreds of billions or trillions of dollars in money, but rather than inheriting it to me, he donates it to society and the Dog and Squirrel Foundation.
It’s not strange to feel like someone else is taking away the money I should have received.
━Crumbling… !!!
At that time, the dog squirrel that was sitting on my shoulder cried loudly. I guess I wanted to hit back at people being aggressive towards me.
Did you say that when they hear a tiger’s roar, the prey’s body becomes stiff, as if their body is frozen?
Moreover, the top dog squirrel was a much more powerful being than the tiger, and at the sincere threat of the dog, the three children of the elderly man, all of them, kept their mouths shut and trembled.
Oinoi said after seeing that.
“They are such bad people that Oinoi wants to beat them up… ! No villain can withstand Oinoi’s beatings… !”
Oi Noi clenched his fist and shook it back and forth as if he was going to beat the three children at any moment.
It was a time when I thought it was a tense situation in many ways.
Crash!
The gate that had been closed was opened.
“These guys, making noise in someone else’s house! I don’t have a single penny of inheritance to give you! “Get the hell out of here, you wicked bastards!”
The elderly woman appeared with a dog, squirrel, and gold pot on her shoulder.
Then her eldest daughter, Seon-eui, who was very frightened by Kung-kung’s threats, spoke.
“Dad! Are you saying we are worse than that strange rat? Uh? I’m the eldest daughter! Dad used to give me a ride on a wooden horse back in the day! “It’s the route where I stepped on my dad’s toes and danced!”
“That’s right. But when I left your mother and I was living alone, did you ever show your face to me? Every time I came, we were busy talking about money. And you did something you shouldn’t have done.”
I could feel the anger of the old man.
She must be angry at Geumdong for hitting him with her club.
Pot-!
Soon, Geumdong, a forsythia squirrel, jumped into the air from Elder Elder Su’s shoulder.
Softly rustling-.
What Geumdong did when she jumped into the air was to wag her tail left and right.
While I was watching the situation, wondering what on earth he had done, something strange happened.
“Each! Huetchoi!”
“Can… Breathing….”
“My whole body itches… !”
The elderly man’s three children began to suffer, complaining of coughing, sneezing, and itching.
This was similar to the allergic reaction to dog and squirrel that Jeong-Hoon Lee had in the past.
“Lord… Die….”
“Call an ambulance…” !”
“Hey…” ! Heee… !”
When the three children were in great pain, Oinoi, who was watching this scene, said,
“Forsythia squirrels sometimes have hair that has pollen-like properties, which can cause allergic reactions in other living things… ! It is a very strong allergy… !”
The three children said that they suffered from an allergy to dog squirrels due to Geumdong’s “Pollen attack.”
They said that from now on they would not be able to go to the place where the dog squirrels were staying.
Of course, there are dog squirrels wherever you go in Korea these days.
“According to Sister Illinois, there is a nymph human rights law above the Constitution… ! It is not illegal for a nymph to hit a villain… ! Nymph Bigi, hitting hard… !”
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Oinoi started hitting the three siblings who were not even breathing well.
“aaah~”
Three siblings screaming.
Soon Illinois came out of nowhere and joined in, raising her fist high.
“It’s called a tadable punch…” !”
Doo doo doo doo doo doo-.
Where on earth did Illinois suddenly pop up?
Just as a person who is lucky enough to eat shows up without being called when there is something to eat, Illinois, who is blessed to hit people, seems to know very well when there is an opportunity to hit someone and intervenes.
Anyway.
There weren’t many villains who could withstand the nymphs’ harsh punches.
However, these three siblings seemed to be out of the ordinary and were angry.
“This is violence! I’m going to sue you! Sue!”
“Ugh! “We’ll see!”
“How dare you hit me, Noh Ji-seong, the managing director of Osa Group, like this!”
Nymph Bigi Aren’t people not clear even after a punch?
They looked at the old man. Those eyes were full of resentment and hatred, and it looked as if something would happen at any moment.
━Zuji… !
At that time, Angangi flew away with a boom.
Then, flashing his sharp horn, he brushed past the three children.
━Zuji… !
This was “Zuji Purgatory Ashura Cut”, An application of Angangi’s special move, “Zuji Cut”.
The effect was literally a technique that cut Zizhi like an asura in purgatory, and it was a vicious technique that cut down the opponent 9 times in 1 second.
Shush. Shoo shoo shoo shoo!
It inflicts twice the damage to the villain and twice the damage to the man, so the special move explodes, causing a total of four times the damage through multiplication!
“Guaaagh!”
“Guaagh!”
“Guaaagh!”
The three siblings collapsed with white foam at the mouth after receiving a direct blow to their ‘Ziji’ (souls). Literally, Jiji was cut like an asura.
After seeing them, the old man clicked his tongue.
“I’m going to hand these guys over to jail. “He is said to be an executive of the Osa Group, but he recently lost all of his hidden slush funds and is on the verge of being expelled from the Osa executive team, so he will never be able to get out.”
hahahaha-.
The old man laughed.
“Young man Haildo, you are more amazing than you look. They stole all the illegal slush funds of Osa Group executives that were hidden away and spread them all over the world. Have you ever wanted to redistribute wealth? “Like a righteous enemy.”
What does it mean?
Loyal enemy?
I didn’t do anything in particular.
“Well, if you say you’ll take it off, I won’t ask any more questions. It is certain that the executives of Osa Militech and Osa Electronics were completely embarrassed by this incident. “Because we lost important lobbying funds.”
It was said that Mr. Noh In-su’s three children were the treasury keepers who raised slush funds for Osa Group executives and were in charge of it.
However, not long ago, an unknown amount of slush funds were stolen, and as a result, the three children, who were devastated, came to see the old man and begged him to help them recover the money.
It was my first time hearing this story.
“… “I really don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Yes. That’s not what’s important. What’s really important is that the Osa bastards who lost money and power will be that much more venomous. Young people also work. “Do you have the confidence to fight Megacorp Osa?”
Fighting Megacorp Osa would be as difficult as a chick clashing with a dinosaur.
At that time, Illinois laughed.
“Everything is already ready… ! Old Man, Old Man, is to quickly donate all his assets and ownership shares to the Nymph Human Rights Foundation, as he promised… ! It’s Show Me the Money… !”
Donation of all property and shares?
Nymph Human Rights Foundation?
I thought I could figure out why Illinois suddenly jumped out.
I can’t believe such an enormous promise was made without my knowledge!
Soon, the old man looked straight at my face and asked again.
“Haildo. Are you really confident? “If you win, you will have all the glory, but if you fail, you will live a life worse than hell.”
The old man asked me.
I also asked myself this.
I didn’t know that everyone would laugh at me.
They might ridicule you.
But when their gestures become applause and their boos become cheers, I will truly become a living legend.