Deadmeat Saga

"You want me to be his maid-servant?!" A captivating purple-haired beauty wearing a purple-gold dress and a purple lotus tattoo on her glabbela exclaimed in shock and anger. "I am the Saint Daughter of the sect, and I would understand it if you wanted to arrange a relationship with another Saint Son, but you want me to become a lowly servant-maid?!"

She was a proud daughter of heaven, born with a Purple Lotus Sacred Body that is better than the Pure Yin Body and still untouched by males. How could she accept lowering herself to be a maid-servant?!

"Wei Xinyi, my disciple, your master, I, is arranging this opportunity. If I were your age, I would take this opportunity without a second thought. Whether you grasp it or not is up to you." The Sect Master coldly said.

"Is his physique that exaggerated? I refuse to believe it-"

Hum*

Just then, the air shook as they felt the Qi being dragged in a direction as if a whale was gulping down water.

"W-What is that?! A Nascent Soul Venerable?! No, is it a Soul Formation Ancestor?!" Wei Xinyi exclaimed in shock.

"He is more fierce than I imagined." The Sect Master said.

"Wait, you mean it is him?!" Wei Xinyi exclaimed in horror.

She just heard it herself. This man joined their sect today and barely had a 2nd-level Qi Refinement Level, practically a lowly mortal! Even she, with her physique and Golden Core Cultivation, can't absorb even a hundredth of it!

"Do you understand now, disciple? You are merely a bigger fish in a well, and being his servant is the most incredible fortune in your life. If you could have, at most, advanced to the Nascent Soul Realm, then becoming a Soul Formation expert is a given, perhaps even above that." The Sect Master said.

"... Okay, I agree."

Wei Xinyi's defenses broke instantly!

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In the sect, all the disciples noticed that a Qi Typhoon was slowly forming at the mountain peak.

"What is going on?!"

"Which venerable is cultivating?"

"Is it the Sect Master?"

"No, even the Sect Master isn't that capable. It must be an ancestor!"

The vortex, initially two li in range, expanded to five li before suddenly stopping.

"Eh? What happened?"

Everyone asked themselves. But then, the vortex continued but stayed at the same range. But this time, it lasted twice as long before stopping.

"Is it over?" Everyone felt numb.

But it wasn't.

Dark clouds suddenly covered the sky, stretching for ten li.

"Is a senior going through their 2 in 9 Thunder Tribulation and advancing to the Golden Core Realm?" Someone asked.

"Who? Which senior sister or brother is it?"

"Maybe it's Sister Lan or Brother Fan."

"We will have another Core Disciple or Elder soon!"

The disciples made wild guesses as a figure jumped into the sky, challenging the thunder head-on.

"Wait, who is that? It looks like a burly man!"

"I don't recognize him! We don't have body forgers here!"

"Wait, wasn't that the guy who arrived a few hours ago?!"

"The hell?!"

The disciples were even more confused as the thunder struck the burly man.

Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom*

The disciples counted nine thunder strikes. Although their strength reached the Nascent Soul Realm Tribulation, there were only nine strikes before the tribulation disappeared. The figure also dived back to the Sect Master's palace.

"Hah? What happened?" Everyone was dumbfounded.

A two-in-nine Thunder Tribulation had two rounds of 9 thunder strikes. Yet, it only sent nine bolts.

"Was that a one-in-nine tribulation???"

"Why was it so powerful then?!"

Everyone couldn't wrap their heads around what was going on.

Just two minutes later, a powerful Qi Vortex started again, but this time, its range doubled, reaching ten li, greedily swallowing all the Qi like a whale. But soon, it continued expanding, reaching thirty li, covering the whole mountain, before stopping. After a few minutes, the vortex continued for twice as long before stopping. Half an hour later, thunderclouds stretching for 30 li appeared above the sect, rumbling with colorful and destructive heavenly thunder, startling everyone.

"By the heavens! Is that a three-in-nine tribulation?!"

"Is an elder advancing to the Nascent Soul Realm?!"

"Awesome! Our sect will have two Nascent Soul Realm Powerhouses! We won't get bullied anymore!"

While they speculated, a figure heroically charged up to face the thunder head-on.

"W-Wait, it's him again?!"

"What is going on?!"

Everyone was confused, but the tribulation continued.

Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom*

Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom*

After two waves of destructive thunder, the clouds dispersed before the man returned to the palace.

"... The hell? Only two rounds?"

Everyone was still confused, but the Qi Vortex soon returned, stretching for 50 li before quickly expanding. After just one hour, it reached 100 li, affecting all of the Tantric Pleasure Sect's territory, before stopping. After a few minutes pause, the typhoon returned with the same intensity, lasting another two hours. And then, tribulation clouds gathered again, stretching for 100 li! Seeing the terrible thunder brewing in the clouds, everyone turned numb.

"O-Oh heavens have mercy!"

"Four-in-Nine Thunder Tribulation! It must be!"

"Is the Sect Master advancing to the Soul Formation Realm?!"

"The mountain is in danger!"

While everyone was shaking, several figures arrived at the sect.

"Buddha is generous! Is Sect Master Shao Rong advancing?" A giant monk with bronzed skin asked.

"That young girl is advancing first. If I remember correctly, she is only 230 this year." A peerlessly handsome swordsman said.

"Sister Shao Rong is valiant. She must want to return to the central region." A gentle lady holding a zither sighed with emotion and nostalgia.

"Humph. She should have consolidated her foundation more. Hasty breakthroughs are suicide." A refined elder in white robes said while stroking his beard, contempt in his eyes.

These were the four sect masters of the righteous path.

"Tsk. It seems like I won't have her Virgin Yin for myself." A pale middle-aged man with demonic red eyes clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction.

"Kekeke. She is a proud daughter of heaven. How could she submit to you?" An elder covered from head to toe with clothes cackled.

These were the leaders of the Demonic Sects.

"If she passes the tribulation, I hope she can leave." An elder wearing imperial robes muttered.

He was the Grand Elder of the Zheng Dynasty.

They were all attracted to the massive tribulation, wanting to see who was advancing.

While they thought it was Shao Rong, they suddenly saw several figures fleeing from the palace, carrying several disciples in disarray. Among them was a veiled woman who, even with her clothes covering almost her entire body, was so beautiful and enchanting that anyone who saw her, male, female, old, or young, would be infatuated with her.

"Wait, is that Shao Rong?!"

"Why is she leaving the palace?!"

"Wait, the clouds are not following her!"

"Then who is undergoing the tribulation?!"

While they were shocked, Shao Rong finished evacuating the palace before arriving in front of them.

"Shao Rong greets the guests. Have you come to listen to Shao Rong play the Pipa?" Shao Rong gracefully asked, giving a modest bow.

"Don't play dumb! What is that?! Who is undergoing the tribulation?" The peerlessly handsome swordsman frowned and pointed at the palace.

"Sister Shao Rong, you hide so deeply~. You even hide this from your sister." The gentle woman with a zither said with an aggrieved look.

"Rong'er, did anyone from the central continents arrive?" The demonic man asked.

Everyone had their guesses, but Shao Rong was helpless.

"No... an outrageous guy arrived in my sect." Shao Rong said in a helpless tone.

"Guy? Who?" The demonic man dangerously narrowed his eyes, thick with jealousy.

Everyone else was also puzzled. Who was it?

Just then, they saw a fearless giant, about 2.4m tall, rushing to face the clouds.

"What the?! Isn't he going to set up defensive formations?!"

"He is going to face the lightning with his bare body and undergo thunder baptism!"

"But wait, his cultivation is-"

"Peak of the Golden Core Realm?!"

"Such a pure Qi! Such a robust body! Such a solid foundation!"

"Could it be this is a three-in-nine tribulation?!"

They were all powerhouses, so they naturally sensed the man's abnormality.

Just then, they witnessed the tribulation thunder brewing before sending barrages of multi-colored lightning that even made them feel a chill!

Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom*

Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom*

Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom* Boom*

After three rounds, the clouds dispersed, leaving a slightly scorched man whose clothes disintegrated. With a slight shake, the burnt skin peeled off, revealing the perfection of masculinity and a massive third leg.

"Oh my..." The zither-playing woman blushed and turned her head away.

"..." Shao Rong wasn't as shy, but she still blushed under her veil.

"Amitabha, what a profoundly robust body!" The monk muttered.

"It should be a powerful Yang physique." The peerless swordsman muttered.

"Too bad I couldn't recruit him to my sect." The white-robed elder shook his head.

"A new hero is born." The imperial-robed man sighed.

"Shit!" The demonic man clenched his teeth when he saw him, agitated.

"Kekeke. What a vigorous young man." The Gu Elder cackled.

At this time, Zhengfu Chao flew back into the palace, and shortly after, he flew out again, wearing silk robes, before flying over to the eight powerhouses.

"Hello, seniors! I am Zhengfu Chao, a disciple of the Tantric Pleasure Sect." Zhengfu Chao gave a short bow.

"Likewise, junior. I am Wei Shui, Sect Master of the Furious Sword Sect." The peerless swordsman returned the bow.

"Buddha protects! This lowly monk is Cai Wuhan. Junior, you are as mighty as a vajra!" The monk also bowed.

"Hello, handsome! I am Cui Delan from the Blue Luan Sect! I am Shao Rong's childhood friend, so let's get along well!" The female zither player smiled.

"Heroes come from youth and replace the old. I am Ding Chin, Sect Master of the White Jade Sect." The white-robed elder stroked his beard.

"I am Mao Hai." The demonic man said, and that was all.

"Kekeke. This old one is Gu Wu. Nice to meet you, lad." The Gu Elder cackled under his thick clothes.

"Hah... If only I had known a hero like you was born in our Zheng Dynasty. I am Zheng Tiancheng, Grand Elder of the Zheng Dynasty." The elder in imperial robes said with some regret.

"It has been a short while, but let me reintroduce myself. I am Shao Rong, sect master of the Tantric Pleasure Sect. I never imagined you would advance so fast." Shao Rong bowed with complicated emotions.

She counted in her heart the time it took to advance three Major Realms.

Six Hours.

It took this man six hours to become an invincible existence in their region! Despite only being in the early stages of the Nascent Soul Realm, she sensed that his Qi was several times more than usual and highly pure, and his body was almost pervertedly powerful.

"Is this the power of a heavenly physique? Is it so exaggerated? I knew it would take him only a year to advance to the Nascent Soul Realm, but this is ridiculous! Is he a reincarnated immortal?! No, even reincarnated immortals are not this exaggerated! Is he the illegitimate son of the Jade Emperor himself?!" Shao Rong screamed in her mind.

In truth, there was a combination of factors at play.

First, he had the Twelve Yang Tyrant Overlord Body, which was overqualified for the weak Heavenly Nine Yang Cultivation Technique. Second, his Qi Cultivation Talent was 10, and his Body Forging Talent was 12! It wasn't an additive difference but a polynomial one. A talent of 9 and 10 were worlds apart, let alone 12! And third, he had a comprehension of 11. His comprehension was so high that he entered a state of epiphany at will, making his advancement even more exaggerated.

In short, advancing by three major realms in six hours was not that exaggerated, especially when considering his physique was above the mortal limit!

The heavens sensed it and tried to punish him with a stronger tribulation, helping to forge his body, even absorbing some of it and slowly converting it into a Tribulation Lightning Physique.

Now, even if he fought all eight people present, he could beat them without the Flag of Conquest empowering him.

"I apologize, but I wish to continue cultivating, so if you would excuse me..." Zhengfu Chao said.

"Oh, go ahead! We will take our leave."

The people present nodded and flew away one by one, leaving only Zhengfu Chao and Shao Rong.

"Zhengfu Chao, you... Hah. I know I gave you the fourth chapter, but please don't advance in my sect." Shao Rong sighed in resignation and returned to her palace.

"Seems like I caused her some trouble." Zhengfu Chao warily thought and returned to his room to cultivate.

Soon, another typhoon emerged, affecting 150 li, expanding to 300 li before stopping.

At the same time, the other Nascent Soul Realm cultivators that had left noticed this anomaly and looked in the same direction, their eyes full of terror.

"Damn Monster!"

Everyone, including the demonic man, decided not to disturb this monster lest he squish them like bugs.