Demon slayer: A journey of confusion

-POV Akito- 

"ahh huuu haaaa huuuu haaaa huuu" Holy shit did he see me no way, at least I don't think so (he did, but did not care) .

Well I guess Fuck trying to join the Demon slayer corps, if Zenitsu out off all people was cautioned by my appearance, then what actual chance do I have I'll tell you "NONE!"

Also I needd some money for a ryokan (inn)

-Pov Etsu/ extra-

(dramatic backstory )

I had a happy life, born into a rich family engaged with an alluring wife and I have a couple of kids . . 

"but why have I always felt empty"

Year after year month after month the pit of emptiness grew soon and I had lost all hope 'until the conversation. . . rando "Etsu-san have you been to the entertainment district"

 "what are you regarding ani-san"

rando "so you don't know well allow me to entertain you for a second, the entertainment district is a divine district which engages all male lust and vice to the maximum"

Astonished with such an astounding sounding place I had to question if it actually existed 

" such a place can't exist"

Rando "Oh you don't believe me hmm I see, well then why not see for yourself?"

*** two months later 

So here I am after retiring from my old life. finally reaching my destination "finally after all these years of agonizing boredom lets see if this place helps changes things"

Taking out the yen from the inner pocket of my kimono, checking the total amount of yen possessed "just over 400,000 yen that should be enough right"

 Placing the notes into my kimono, something or rather someone reached out, snatching all the money in my hand while running at full speed in the opposite direction.

"Hun he HEY GIVE THAT BACK!!!!?" I yelled as I attempted to tried to chase the youth with white hair before eventually giving up "FUCK"

Akito "SORRY MAN I need THiS CASH" 

"damn it how huuu ah aha hfu how is he so fast"

-POV Akito-

I may be a scumbag …' but you gotta do what you got to do you know 'I thought as I ran down the bustling streets of the Entertainment district 

Thinking the pursuer left I slowed down

"Is he gone, well I mean thanks comrade!!" ' ha ha ha hahaha hahahahaha 'I'm no longer broke' 

So let's see how much I have 2 3 4 "400,000 yen that's like 3000 USD right" nice well I guess I have enough to rent I ryokan for the night 

*** 40 minutes later 

"Nothing FUCKING NOTHING" also why do you need to have to have A prostitute to rent a room at that hotel (thats because you keep on going to sex hotels smart ass??) 

Hmm I guess I have to make a plane so hear me out. One I'll just pay for a prostitute, ask them to accompany me to the room and get a good night's rest after they leave.

Yes this half assed plan will work 

"But well I'm kinda scared to ask someone…"

-POV keoki-

Another day 

Why why why, why did I do this to myself 'huuuu'

I don't know what what to do

Why am I so timid 

But 

"Where did things go wrong" 

"All I desired was to open a tea shop and live the rest of my days happily"

But I guess ate had other plans

Now in debt and a prostitute.

so How did I end up in this predicament 

Who is this child? He looks 14-15 and why does he have such odd looking colored hair & eyes

No never mind that …

Akito "uhhh miss-sama may I ask for a favor"

What did he just ask?

"Aren't you too young to be as ask .. asking such a favor" I replied flushed while tilting my head

Akito " madam I think your misunderstanding things here, its not like i'm going to ask for anything vulgar" retorted the youth with raised brows and an odd complexion 

How would I misunderstand that you're asking a prostitute! For a favor??

"Ohh sorry but may I ask why you need my help??" I replied doubtfully while pouting my lips unconsciously 

Akito "no questions, and l'll pay 100,000 Yen"

'Su s s su such A large amount, with that amount I could pay my debt back, but just who is he'

"Fine but I won't do anything sexual with a child" 

Akito " yes mam-sama, but was that a yes"

"Yes I supposed, don't see why not so what's the plan"

Akito " the plan is that I pretend to rent you so I can get a room to stay in for the night"

…???? Huh is he stupid .. never mind "why don't you just to a normal Inn"

Akito "hmm what was that?"

"Nothing"

*** 

-POV Akito-

That worked better than expected

"Also I wanted to say thanks for helping me get this room"

Keoki "so when will I get my compensation" she asked while leaning against A wall 

"Oh yes okay where is it . . . here you go count the amount given if you must"

Keoki "you actually paid the amount? … Thank you thank you Nii Chan thank you" she responded with a bow before departing 

Now all alone I should get some shut eye

Laying on the futons I gazed at the desolant wood ceiling not being able to sleep, due to the constant moaning in the background

"I'm too tired for this shit. Mom Dad I miss you" I muffled as tears streamed down the my eyes

"Well I guess the positive things is that the world looks like an anime "

'Anyways I could always avoid fighting against the demons' " I chucked weakly while slowly falling asleep 

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-ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR …. -

-Hosts Mentally deviating from predicted-

-Initiating Quest-

Difficulty- [ A+++]

Time Limit- 30 hours 

Reward- your life & Acceptance into Demon slayer corps 

Upon Failure - Death

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 Would you like to accept

yes/yes 

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:} Authors note

Was listening to longbeachgriffy while writing this chapter 

How was it bad bad or worse I wouldn't know 

Also I will try to post one chapter a day