Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao

Hee hee hee, tell me, am I like a human or a god?

Things in the forest shook the branches constantly, and the sound became more and more shrill.

You look like a human! You look like a human! Grandpa Jingwei, our family is all hard-working people, just come out to make a living!

The terrified Lu Zhuangyuan didn't care about other things, and quickly prostrated himself on the ground, kowtowing to the forest.

Knocking and knocking, he suddenly stopped, because he was at the edge of the forest, and saw a pair of little feet with embroidered shoes standing there with two awls.

With a chill on the back of his neck, he slowly raised his head in astonishment, and saw a woman with small feet in a brand new floral padded jacket standing there alone.

Her big face was very white, but her mouth was extremely small, and her eyeballs were like black beads on her face without blinking.

The entire white face was hidden in the darkness, like a small air bag floating in mid-air.

Hee hee, do you think I look like a human? The little-footed woman covered her mouth and chuckled, and started to approach the campfire with her slender feet.

When he saw this woman walking, twisting her body as if she didn't have any bones, the last hope in Lu Zhuangyuan's heart was completely extinguished, and he had come across the truth!

Small boy! Baby boy! Don't sleep! Hurry up and piss on the boy!! Lu Zhuangyuan's terrified cry woke up the others.

A ignited firewood was picked up by the terrified Lu Juren, and he threw it over with force.

However, this attack had no effect, and the firewood went straight through the woman's body.

Seeing that the little-footed woman was about to get close to the fire, her body suddenly froze, and her big head suddenly turned towards the woods to the east.

The branches shook, and Li Huowang and others walked out holding a few glowing fluorites in their hands.

Huh? Bai Lingmiao, who had already taken off the cloth strips, discovered some clues. Senior Brother Li, look, this woman is really evil! She has no back of the head, and there are faces on both sides!

With a sound of Clang!, the long sword was unsheathed, and Li Huowang looked warily at the extremely strange woman with small feet in the distance. what are you?

Hee hee, I'm a human, don't I look like it? After the extremely slender voice sounded, the woman with little feet twisted her slender body like a centipede, and began to switch and approach the target.

Naturally, Li Huowang couldn't sit still and wait for death, so he took out his left hand decisively, and a deflated Dao Ling appeared in his hand.

Ring, ring, ring~ The ear-piercing bell rang, and everyone present, including Li Huowang himself, covered their heads in pain.

Li Huowang didn't stop, and continued to shake vigorously, because he saw that everyone in his sight was twisting and shaking violently, including the woman with small feet.

Under the shaking, her brand-new flowered padded jacket began to crack, and some black air was constantly escaping from the inside.

This brass bell has an effect on this woman!

Suddenly the little-footed woman screamed, and her gradually collapsing body swayed wildly and retreated towards the forest. After a while, she disappeared in front of Li Huowang.

The ringing of the bell gradually stopped, and Li Huo looked down at the bell in his hand in surprise. Although I didn't recruit Master You, I really didn't expect you to have such a use.

I don't know if it was because it was smashed flat, or if there were other reasons. Although Li Huowang got Danyangzi's dao bell, every time he shook the bell, the lines around him shook randomly, and he didn't condense into Master You as before.

As he learned more about this world, he became more confused. What is this mess?

Master, master! Thank you for your help! I really don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, come here and warm up.

The thankful Lu Zhuangyuan greeted him with cupped hands, and enthusiastically pulled Li Huowang towards the bonfire.

Compared with the thing just now, the monsters behind this Daoist are undoubtedly much more benign. After all, there is a Daoist in charge, these things are just scary at best, but the thing just now can really kill people.

Hey! This damned beast! If it hadn't suddenly run away like a plague, how could I have neglected a superior man, old man. Lu Zhuangyuan took out his cigarette stick and pretended to beat it on the saddle.

After hitting it a few times, he turned around and shouted again: Well, Juanhua, hurry up, hurry up, get the water for the baked buns! Get the biggest white flour buns! Take three more! Five salted duck eggs!!

Lu Zhuangyuan's sudden enthusiasm made Li Huowang really uncomfortable. Old man, don't bother, can I ask you a few questions?

Ask! Ask whatever you want! Master Xiaodao saved our family's life just now! Hehe, you can ask anything you want! Lu Zhuangyuan patted his chest and agreed.

As if he didn't feel enthusiastic enough, he stuffed the mouthpiece of the cigarette into his chicken coop and pulled it hard a few times, then lit it up again, and held it in front of Li Huowang with flattering hands.

Um...Thank you, old man, I don't smoke. Do you know what we encountered just now? What's its name? Li Huowang used his hands to separate the battered tobacco rod.

For this world, he currently knows nothing. If he wants to live safely, he must learn as much as possible.

Lu Zhuangyuan was obviously dumbfounded by the question, What? How do I know this, Daoist, didn't you drive away the thing that asked for seals? Don't you know?

Looking at his puzzled eyes, Li Huowang realized that he had asked the wrong question. In this regard, the old man may not know as much as he himself.

I heard you say that using boy's urine, can boy's urine hurt the thing just now?

Yeah!! For sure! Those things are afraid of dirt! I heard that blowing your nose and touching it can also be effective. If you want to say that the most effective thing is boy urine, this thing has the most yang energy and is dirt. .”

Really? Old man, have you used it before?

Lu Zhuangyuan, who was still resolute just now, was asked by Li Huowang, and smiled embarrassingly, his eyes a little dodged. Maybe it's useful. The old people in the village have passed it on like this. Since everyone says so, it must be true.

Li Huowang sighed helplessly, how could it be passed down from the ancestors again, are the people here so backward in imparting experience?

Okay then, old man, let me ask you what you know. Do you encounter many things like this?

No, how can such evil things happen every day, if I really want to come here every night, I have already sold my belongings, and took my son back to plow the fields. Lu Zhuangyuan put the dry tobacco in his mouth, snapped Tapping.

I have been out of the old man for so many years, and I have only met him four times.

So that's what happened. Li Huowang looked at the dark forest around him, and gained a new understanding of the world.

After staying with Dan Yangzi for a long time, he thought that there were things like Hei Tai Sui everywhere outside, but now it seems that this is not the case at all.

Ordinary people have heard of these things, but the distance is far away.