Halloween Special — Party of Dreams

Editors: PROCRASTINATOR & GREETER

[Ei’s(?) POV]

 

Eh? Where’s this? A house? I just went to sleep though.

 

Don’t question how you slept without sleeping.

 

Wait, why is there another voice in my head?

 

I’m someone.

 

“It’s a Halloween Party, Ei.” (ENTITY)

 

“Eh? ENTITY?”

I’m here too. It’s me, AZURE.

 

“Who the hell are you?” (Ei)

 

Somebody.

 

“Eh? This chapter is released already?” (PROCRASTINATOR)

 

“Oh… so I am in a book! HA!” (Ei)

 

“Yep! Sure are!” (Kurui)

 

“Thought we weren't gonna tell them…” (PROCRASTINATOR)

 

“This is quite the odd party. Why art all these entities here?” (Vadina)

 

“Who knows! Who cares!” (Luna)

 

『ENTITY? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!』(NULL)

 

“This is wonderful!” (ENTITY)

 

“ENTITY why is NULL here? Also ENTITY, why do you speak differently from the other Entities?” (Ei) 

 

『BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAK』(NULL)

 

『Nope. I just don’t feel like it. Oh wait, I’m breaking character aren’t I?』(ENTITY)

 

This is fun.

 

“It really is.” (Ei) 

 

“Agreed.” (PROCRASTINATOR)

 

“I’m late, GREETINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (GREETER)

 

Finally the other editor shows up. Took you long enough.

 

“You just forgot to write me in, idiot!” (GREETER)

 

Shut it.

 

『FOOLISH MORTALS!!! I’LL KILL YOU ALL! PREPARE TO RETURN TO PRIMORDIAL ENERGY!』(NULL)

 

“What? You didn’t do that already? What a worthless god. Why am I following you again?” (Francis)

 

“Who knows! EI! LUNA! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?!?!” (Celes)

 

“We had to go places…” (Ei)

“Okay fine…” (Celes)

 

“Also, since when did you have 4 tails?!?” (Luna)

 

Since always. I just made her that way.

 

“I WANNA SPEAK MORE!!” (PROCRASTINATOR)

 

Get back to editing. 

 

“Sad editor noises” (PROCRASTINATOR)

 

“Wast this not supposed to be a party?” (Vadina)

 

Hmmmm I guess. Well, let’s start by eating way too much candy. Here, take these 1257892157981257 pounds of candy.

 

“Candy? Better eat fast!!” (Kurui)

 

『DIE YOU CANDY PIECES』(INSANITY)

 

『YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME YOU DUMBASS DOG?! I’LL EAT MORE CANDY THAN YOU YOU BITCH』(NULL)

 

Null, you swear too much.

 

『YOU WROTE ME DUMBASS!! ALSO, WHY DIDN’T YOU BOLD MY NAME? THE DISRESPECT!!』(NULL)

 

Lazy. Deal. Besides, you’re only a level 4 Entity. I’m level 5.5.

 

“It’s this laziness that makes my job harder” (PROCRASTINATOR)

 

“Hello! Hello! Hello!” (GREETER)

 

Great, GREETER turned into annoy-o-tron.

 

『WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! THAT INSOLENT FOOL GETS BOLD AND NOT ME? I’M LITERALLY THE ANTAGONIST!!』(NULL)

 

Nope. Your cult is.

 

『THOSE DAMN MORTALS』(NULL)

 

This party turned out really weirdly. Anyways, I brought costumes. Kurui, here’s an eyepatch. Oh wait, you’re in your beast form. Not anymore at least. null stop being a black hole. 

 

“They look like a goat devil…”

 

『DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH IT? ALSO WHY THE FUCK WAS MY NAME NOT CAPITALIZED?』(NULL)

 

I enjoy making you mad. Anyways, your costume is your normal appearance in red and black robes. GREETER, you get normal Earth clothes. Luna, you’re a pumpkin now.

 

“Eh? What?!” (Luna)

 

And then she became a pumpkin golem that looked like Luna.

 

“My eyes are all weird now!!” (Luna)

 

Vadina… hmmm… alright you get a Shenhe costume.

 

“What is this? This costume is… odd.” (Vadina)

 

It’s just the character I took inspiration from while designing you.

 

She’s wearing mostly just a black skinsuit with some clothes draped over her shoulders. 

 

Ei… hmmm… you can just stay a vampire.

 

“Eh?”

 

I activated your transformation for you. PROCRASTINATOR procrastinated making his costume too long so he has none… I think I got everyone? Oh wait, ENTITY. Become human, that’s your costume. No more floating light.

 

“Fine, fine.” (ENTITY)

 

“You look like Q.” (Ei)

 

“Who’s that?” (Luna)

 

“The person I look like. I took inspiration from him.” (ENTITY)

 

『YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DERP』(NULL)

 

Hmm… I have some more people I can invite. OCEAN or ARCANE?

 

『KEEP THOSE WEAK BASTARDS OUT OF HERE. IF ARCANE COMES HERE, I’LL MURDER HER!!』(NULL)

 

I won’t allow that. Let’s torment you some more then.

 

A woman with long silky black hair in a simple tan robe with a golden outline appears.

 

『INSANITY? How did you get free of the seal?』(ARCANE)

 

“Nah, I just got pulled out by some ritual gone wrong. I’m still sealed, this is like, less than 1% of me.”

 

『So my work was not for nothing… That’s good. I’ll continue working on the seal, I think it has another 15,000 years to go. ENTITY, you’re here. Finally waking up?』

 

“Indeed.” (ENTITY)

 

“Thanks, ARCANE. ARCANE, meet the members of the party I belong to, Ei, Luna, and Vadina. Ei, Luna, Vadina, meet my wife ARCANE.” (Kurui)

 

“Eh? You’re married?” (Ei)

 

Oh look. Luna broke again.

 

*sigh* (Vadina)

 

『Indeed we are, young one. Take good care of my spouse, will you?』(ARCANE)

 

Well this is a nice party… Oh wait, I forgot to invite Nadia. Bruh. My fault for writing this 17 days before Halloween…

 

“Eh? Where’s this?” (Nadia)

 

““Nadia!”” (Luna + Ei)

 

“Who are all these people?” (Nadia)

 

“Friends, a few gods too!” (Luna)

 

“Eh?” (Nadia)

 

Nadia broke, Nice.

 

『DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOUR FRIEND YOU DUMBFUCK!? I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND!』(NULL)

 

“Okay, not them.” (Ei)

 

『Settle down, NULL. Do you want ENTITY and I to seal you again?』(ARCANE)

 

『DO YOU THINK THAT AZURE WOULD ALLOW THAT?』(NULL)

 

Hmmmm… maybe. Oh wait, this “side story” is too long. It’s already half a chapter. Well, I’ll let you remember this as a dream… after I figure out how the hell Ei can sleep. Divine intervention? I guess… but I’m not really divine.

 

『WHAT?! ALREADY!? YOU DIDN’T LET ME MURDER ANYONE』(NULL)

 

Never said I would. Byebye!

 

“Bye? Why!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!” (GREETER)

 

“We’ll be watching.” (PROCRASTINATOR)

 

“Always.” (GREETER)

 

☆★☆★☆★☆★☆

 

Some time after this arc concluded…

 

“Bwah! What was that dream? How the hell was I asleep?” (Ei)

 

“ENTITY I think. Though it wasn’t really a dream…”

 

“Ehh… I only remember bits of it… and there were three people I straight up can’t remember…” (Ei)

 

“Probably ENTITIY’s doin… That’s odd. I can’t seem to remember the host.” (Kurui)

 

“Weird.” (Ei)

 

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[AZURE (me) POV]

 

And thus Ei and Kurui had lots of discussions about the weird dream they shared, while I continued to watch from the shadows. Pulling strings, and nothing more. Forever forgotten…

 

Eh… I’m just too lazy to write myself in. Plus, that seems kinda egotistical. I’ll make a partial appearance eventually…

 

Have a happy Halloween everyone. Take some candy, it’ll give you a 50% chance of being isekai’d. :)