ALL NOVEL Chapter 205 Teaching Xiao Wu to learn "Little Little White Rabbit"
Chapter 205: Teaching Xiao Wu to learn "Little Little White Rabbit"
Sun Dasheng took out a palm-sized, black object from his trouser pocket and asked, "Look, what is this?"
"Brother Monkey!" Zhu Zhuqing said shyly.
Even Xiao Wu felt embarrassed and said, "I hate it!"
"I hate it, don't you like it so much? How can you hate it?"
Xiao Wu's mind showed the scene of the two of them being in love with each other in the past, and she said with a flushed face: "Brother Monkey, this moment, that moment."
Sun Dasheng was greatly puzzled. They said they were disgusting without even looking at them. Women's thoughts are really strange.
"Come on, let's play some music and relax."
Sexycat
Loved by everyone
do not understand
Who will be the love I am looking for!
As the music played, the little cat and the little rabbit opened their eyes, and were surprised to find that what Brother Monkey took out was actually a soul machine.
"Ah, is this a soul machine?"
"Well, what do you think it is?"
Zhu Zhuqing blushed in shame and said, "No, we didn't think it was anything!"
Then she changed the subject and said, "Didn't the soul machine be auctioned off? Why is it still there?"
"I invented this just for you to play with, do you like it?"
"Yes, I like it!"
Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Wu were both listening to the music quietly.
They didn't know that Sun Dasheng was looking at them with evil intentions and asked them to dance to this rhythm.
After singing the song, the two of them were still immersed in it and couldn't extricate themselves.
It was really a lingering sound that lasted for three days.
"Brother Monkey, why did you stop?"
"Stop and keep playing, otherwise it's over!"
Sun Dasheng held the soul machine in his hand, but turned on the MP4 mode.
A young lady with a hot figure and scantily clad clothes appeared in the interface.
She also has two cat ears on her head, but no cat tail.
That figure was even hotter than Zhu Zhuqing's, and the two of them immediately lost their composure.
"Brother Monkey, are you insulting us?"
"That's it, woohoo!"
"Stop talking nonsense and listen to the music."
The music sounded, and the little beauty danced to the music.
Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing both expressed their disdain: "These girls are simply like little fairies on earth!"
"Does it look good?"
"nice!"
Sun Dasheng saw the two little lolita in a trance and thought that things were going well, so he said: "If it looks good, study hard and show me how to dance in a while."
Unexpectedly, both of them objected, "Why should I show you? We are soul masters, not warriors!"
Zhu Zhuqing also said: "That's right, Brother Monkey's dance is too sexy and not suitable for us!"
"This is dance, a beautiful art! Look, how beautiful it is!" Sun Dasheng said and played it again, dancing to the music.
Sun Dasheng actually practiced it personally, but Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing both held back.
No matter how Sun Dasheng tried to enlighten them, they just didn't understand and refused to learn.
"Xiao Zhuqing, the name of this song is Sexy Little Doll Cat, specially made for you."
"But this dance is too sexy! How can anyone do it?"
With no other choice, Sun Dasheng had no choice but to look for Sister Xiao Wu: "Xiao Wu, you are the cutest, you should study hard!"
Xiao Wu replied simply: "I won't learn!"
"why?"
"This song is not good!"
"What's wrong? Didn't you like it just now?"
Xiao Wu pouted so much that it could be hung on a scale, and said angrily: "Brother Monkey, you are too bullying."
"Hey, why did I bully others?"
"Why is it a sexy little wildcat, but isn't a rabbit sexy?"
Xiao Wu didn't know what was going on in her head, just because the title of the song was "Sexy Little Wild Cat", not "Sexy Little White Rabbit".
He is not happy.
"When this person creates, he calls it this name, and there's nothing I can do about it!"
"Uuuuuuuuuah, you obviously came up with this name to trick Zhu Zhuqing into doing a sexy dance!"
Seeing Xiao Wu's throat flowing down uncontrollably, Sun Dasheng really couldn't do anything to him.
He sighed and said: "Yes, who said there is no sexy bunny? Yes, look!"
As Sun Dasheng spoke, he found a "Rabbit Dance" video.
This is also called the Skinny Rabbit Dance, which is used for aerobics and weight loss.
As soon as she heard about the rabbit dance, Xiao Wu burst into tears and laughed.
This bunny dance is an aerobics exercise that emphasizes sonority and strength. Naturally, it is not as sexy and charming as "Sexy Pussycat Doll".
However, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Xiao Wu was still watching with gusto, and he blurted out: "As expected, it's still our rabbit dance, beautiful and sassy! Ten thousand times better than the little wild cat!"
"What did you say? The little wild cat is obviously sexier."
"Hey, hey, stop it! Xiao Wu, you are serious too, you are doing your sexy dance, what are you talking about!"
Sun Dasheng suddenly came up with a plan and said, "What's the use of saying you're sexy? You want everyone to recognize it."
"How do I get everyone to agree?"
Sun Dasheng said seriously: "Zhu Zhuqing is learning "Pussy Wild Cats", and Xiao Wu is learning rabbit dance. When the time comes, we will invite people from Shrek to come and enjoy it. Whoever gets more votes will have the best dance!"
"Okay!" Xiao Wu clenched her fists and said, "Victory must belong to our Rabbit Legion."
Zhu Zhuqing was not to be outdone: "We, the cat clan, are the strongest!"
Sun Dasheng patted Zhu Zhuqing on the shoulder and said: "It's all about talking and not practicing tricks. You have to show your strength and show everyone!"
"Okay, I will definitely work hard for our cat family!"
Sun Dasheng nodded: "Well, practice hard and don't let Brother Monkey down!"
After saying that, the monkey turned and left.
Zhu Zhuqing: "Brother Monkey, your soul machine!"
"Take it, you have to practice hard! Whoever loses, I'm going to spank you!"
Both women were shocked. This soul machine was a treasure that could be sold for hundreds of thousands of gold soul coins.
Brother Monkey actually left it to them like this.
If they don't do the tasks assigned by Brother Monkey well, will they still be human?
"Brother Monkey, don't worry, I will never let you down."
After Sun Dasheng finished pretending to be cool, he moved the two women to pieces and returned to the room with satisfaction.
[Ding dong, the host successfully persuaded Zhu Zhuqing to dance as a wild cat. The task was completed and a blind box was obtained. 】
What?
"I went to such great lengths to coax Zhu Zhuqing to learn from the Little Wild Cats. It's no less difficult than asking two families to pay you as a prostitute or a nun to return to secular life and get married. I've wasted all my efforts and got a blind box?"
The system’s answer is simple and clear: [Yes! 】
Sun Dasheng opened the blind box angrily, but the reward was nothing.
Sun Dasheng angrily threw the blind box away and said, "Go to hell." At this time, he remembered the sound of the system's mechanization in his ears.
[Ding dong, congratulations to the host for successfully persuading Xiao Wu to do the bunny dance and getting a blind box! 】
this is okay?
This system is quite interesting, you can actually hit it with a stick and give it a sweet date.
"Then if I ask Xiao Wu to learn "Little White Rabbit", is it considered a system task?"
(End of this chapter)