ALL NOVEL Chapter 55 Yu Xiaogang's Thoughts
Chapter 55 Yu Xiaogang’s Thoughts
When Dai Mubai first saw Brother Monkey approaching him and touching his broken arm, he thought he was going to beat him.
He was so frightened that sweat broke out on his forehead and he shouted: "Don't come over!"
The Six Scrat Monsters had already admitted defeat, but after seeing Brother Monkey's actions, they didn't know what Brother Monkey was up to.
However, since he asked Oscar to make recovery sausages for Dai Mubai, there should be no ill intentions.
"Don't talk! Don't move." Sun Dasheng said in a low voice, but his tone was very easy-going.
That tone leaves no room for doubt!
Dai Mubai, who had always been unruly, actually sat there obediently and let Brother Monkey do what he wanted.
Brother Monkey stretched out his hand, expelled the martial spirit, and conjured several short sticks about the same length as his arms.
Just when everyone was at a loss, Brother Monkey actually used four short wooden sticks to fix Dai Mubai's arms.
Then he tore the clothes into strips and tied them to Dai Mubai's broken arm.
Ah, it turned out to be setting bones for Boss Dai.
Finally, Sun Dasheng tore off a piece of cloth, formed Dai Mubai's arm into a triangle, and trapped it around his neck.
"Okay, it will take a hundred days to break your muscles and bones. You take a good rest, and after a hundred days, I will give you back a lively Dai Mubai.
only···"
"Just what?" Ma Hongjun asked.
"In these one hundred days, Boss Dai can't touch the little girl." Xiao Wu rushed to say.
Not forgetting, she closed one eye and winked at Brother Monkey.
Among these people, she is thoughtful and the most considerate.
"What, you can't touch a little girl for a hundred days?" Oscar and Ma Hongjun both opened their eyes wide.
Then it dawned on them.
Yes, if your hand is injured, how can you hold the little girl?
For Dai Mubai, who moved between two women a day, this was undoubtedly more uncomfortable than killing him.
It was obvious that Dai Mubai was very worried about this.
"What are you talking about, it will take me a hundred days to recover?" Dai Mubai looked at Sun Dasheng angrily.
"Boss Dai, don't get excited, you can still touch women after a hundred days." Oscar and Dai Mubai have the best relationship.
Seeing that the boss was sad, he quickly tried to persuade him.
"I can also do it for you!" Ma Hongjun, who was as evil-minded as Dai Mubai, also rushed to say.
However, Ma Hongjun, whose emotional intelligence is worrying, obviously did not get to the point.
Dai Mubai was not only not angry, but even more angry.
"what?"
"Well, if you really want a woman, you can use one hand." Ma Hongjun saw that he had said the wrong thing and made the boss unhappy, so he continued.
"In your eyes, am I just a pervert? I can't live without a woman for a day."
Xiao Wu, Ma Hongjun, Oscar, Tang San, Zhu Zhuqing, and Zhu Zhuyun all said in unison: "Isn't it?"
Dai Mubai's large-scale figure set up a death scene.
He didn't expect that everyone would look at him like this.
"Am I the scumbag you talk about?"
"Well, those who are worse than scumbags will fall in love with each other when they see them, and they will fall in love with each other when they meet them."
"This is everyone's consensus, okay?"
"Consensus?" Dai Mubai really wanted to find a mouse hole to crawl into.
He looked around, but luckily Ning Rongrong didn't speak.
In the academy, some people still think highly of me.
"Rongrong, you are the best." Dai Mubai looked at the pure and pure Ning Rongrong, feeling somewhat comforted in his heart.
"Yeah!" Ning Rongrong said stupidly, but her eyes were always staring at the empty space.
"Look, Ning Rongrong is optimistic about me!" Dai Mubai said shamelessly.
Seeing this, Xiao Wu stepped forward and asked, "What are you thinking about?"
"Well, I want to marry Brother Monkey!" Ning Rongrong said with a peach blossom face and a little shyness.
Only then did everyone notice that Ning Rongrong was looking at Brother Monkey out of the corner of his eye.
Ning Rongrong was a nymphomaniac and didn't notice Dai Mubai at all.
"Do you want to marry Brother Monkey?" Xiao Wu then asked
"Ok!"
"I don't agree!" Oscar, who had always been timid, objected.
He didn't expect that his goddess would actually fall in love with someone else (he was obsessed with Ning Rongrong, but Rongrong didn't love him).
"Why do I need your consent?" Ning Rongrong, who was originally in a daze, perked up as soon as he quarreled with Oscar.
She was used to bullying Oscar, and her whole body was full of energy.
"you are mine!"
"Who's yours?"
They were having a heated argument when someone said, "Stop arguing, the teacher is here."
When everyone saw it, wasn't it Yu Xiaogang, the number one theoretical researcher in the soul master world?
I saw him looking at them with his hands behind his back and a straight face!
"Teacher, why are you here?"
It turned out that the master asked them to carry two hundred kilograms of stones and run ten times back and forth between Soloto City and Shrek Academy.
The master predicted their return time based on their physical strength and prepared warm water for the children.
At first they went back and forth every hour.
He was still complacent, and his theory had reached a new level.
Unexpectedly, after four or five rounds, he waited for half an hour and still found no trace of the monkeys.
The master thought that his training was too harsh and the children could not persist.
He walked over to take a look, only to see such a naughty operation.
Under the influence of the agility and attack-type soul masters, Oscar, their secret weapon of the Shrek Academy, became a weapon for their opponents to attack them.
Oscar's flying intestines were all snatched away by the ghost civet spirit master.
If it weren't for the flying intestines, the stick-wielding soul master wouldn't have been able to defeat Ma Hongjun easily.
In the sky, Ma Hongjun became a living target, one stick to the left and one to the right.
Ma Hongjun's line of fire cannot attack that far.
It didn't take long before he was beaten to a bloody head.
In other words, her theoretical research has always had loopholes.
Who said that food-type soul masters can only help teammates, but not enemies?
He used to play such a rogue way without arriving first?
This guy is really a genius!
And the golden cudgel in his hand is no less powerful than the Clear Sky Hammer and the Seven Kills Sword.
And that cat soul master, her speed is too fast.
If these three people join our college, our college will naturally achieve excellent results in the Pan-Continent Advanced Soul Master Competition.
If I can get the official army, I can become famous in one battle and become the number one theorist in the mainland.
Didn't Bibi Dong always say that I'm not worthy of him?
At that time, I will be able to match Bibi Dong's family and marry her as a scholar.
All this is simply not too beautiful.
Just, how can I get him to join our academy.
Yu Xiaogang stepped forward involuntarily.
The Six Skrei Monsters were defeated, not knowing how they would be blamed, and feeling uneasy.
"Teacher!" They all lowered their heads in dejection.
"Losing?"
No one answered!
"Are you still proud?"
"They are the Soul Sect!" Oscar defended himself.
"However, the situation on the battlefield changes rapidly. Who said the level must be lower than yours?
Besides, there are six of you and they only have three, but you still lost.
If you didn't want to show off your soul skills, you would use them to fly intestines from the beginning.
Dai Mubai underestimated the enemy again and was injured, but he would not be disrupted.
It was you who turned your advantage into a disadvantage, and it was inevitable that you would lose. "
What the master said makes perfect sense. If you think about it carefully, it is indeed the case.
At first, they really wanted to teach people like Sun Dasheng a lesson.
They all call themselves little monsters, and they are all extremely proud and arrogant.
As a result, he was severely slapped in the face and was punished by the master until his face turned red and he was like a beast.
Seeing that they were speechless, Yu Xiaogang turned his head and looked at Sun Dasheng: "Hello, outstanding young man."
"Master!" Sun Dasheng greeted politely.
"you know me?"
"Well, you are a master in the field of theory. The theory on the core competition of martial arts you proposed is very interesting."
I didn't expect that this person was actually a fan of mine, so it would be great for me to recruit him.
Come whatever you want, Yu Xiaogang simply shouldn't be too excited.
(End of this chapter)