Chapter 68: Classifieds (18+)
Otto wasn’t in bed when I woke up. Sterling was still asleep. I stretched and got off the bed. I put on my panties and walked out of the room with my tits out. I walked down the dimly lit corridor. The mansion was big enough to get lost in, but I still knew my way to the kitchen.
On my way, I saw Petra sleeping in the entrance hall. “What’s she doing here?” I mumbled as I walked past her.
I was feeling hungry and wondered what was in the fridge… Wait? Is there food in the fridge? Do I need to wake up Petra for breakfast?
I heard tinkering noises as I neared the kitchen. I opened the door and looked inside. The kitchen was big… It was bigger than the ones you’d find in most restaurants. Maybe I should hire more people just to fill it up… I followed the noise and found Otto in an apron, chopping vegetables. “Oh, good, there’s food,” I said.
He stopped chopping vegetables and turned to look at me. “Yeah, I had Petra buy me ingredients.”
“Oh… That’s good.” I drifted towards him and tossed a carrot piece in my mouth. “She didn’t ask for anything weird, did she?”
“What do you mean, weird?”
“Hmm.” I groped his butt.
He rolled his eyes, yet he smiled. “No, she was a perfect gentlewoman.”
“Good.” He put down the knife, and we hugged and kissed. Our wet tongues intertwined as my breasts pressed against him.
When our kiss broke, he said, “Alright, that’s enough. I have to finish breakfast.” I looked into his eyes and hugged him tighter. “What’s wrong?” He asked, but I didn’t answer; I simply rested my head on his chest. He caressed my back with his wrist, trying not to get his hands dirty. “You know, you don’t have to bottle up your emotions. You can tell us if something’s wrong. We’re here for you.” He could sense my worries…
“I’ll be busy soon. I have a lot to do.” I said.
“I thought you wanted to work in the lab.” He emphasized the ‘wanted.’ “If you want, we can spend the whole day in bed. Just us.” I didn’t say anything. “Why didn’t you come to the pool yesterday?”
“I had to write a letter.”
“A letter?”
“Yeah, to a fairy,” I said.
“Hm. Did you have to write something unpleasant?” He was trying to figure out why I looked sad.
“No. That’s not it.”
“Then what is it? Don’t try to shoulder everything on your own, Sherrie. We’ll always be here for you.”
“You weren’t saying that when I was trying to gain experience points,” I complained.
“Hmm. Sorry if I made you feel lonely.” He said.
“You did.”
“Sorry.” We stayed like that in each other’s warm embrace for a while… “You know how you can feel less lonely?” I looked up at him, wanting him to continue. “You can take off that ring and give us rings instead.” He smiled slyly.
“Okay. That’s enough hugging.” I reluctantly pushed him away, but he pulled me closer.
He wouldn’t get off and hugged me tighter. “Why not? You just bought a big house. Kids will liven it up. Don’t you love us?”
“I love you both, but now’s not the time,” I said, but I had no strength to fight his loving hug, so I rested my head on his chest.
“Why not? When’s the time? I know you want to be a ranker, but you can still be a ranker after having a few kids.”
“A few?”
“Yeah.”
“No, there’s too much to do before I can…” My voice sounded sad again, and he picked up on it.
“Tell us what you’re thinking. Let us help you, Sherrie.”
“Right now, things aren’t good.”
“And why’s that?”
“You wouldn’t understand.”
“Help me understand.”
“Hmm. It’s… It’s hard to explain.”
“Try.”
“That… The future’s bleak.”
“What? What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means what it’s supposed to mean. See, it doesn’t matter what I tell you. It doesn’t make sense.”
“Explain. Help me make sense.”
“Haa…” I exhaled and got really sleeping.
“Hey, wake up. Stop pretending!”
“Let’s fuck.” I pulled down my panties.
“Arr.” He grunted, seeing how I had switched to non-serious mode. “No.” He said and pulled up my panties, giving me a wedgie. “Don’t be a pessimist.”
“Aw?”
“I have to wash my hands now.” He went over to the sink and rinsed his hands. “This is the kitchen; we’re not having sex here. And I have to finish breakfast.”
I’ll fuck you wherever I want, mutt, I thought but said, “Okay.” I put another carrot piece in my mouth.
Knowing I wasn’t happy, he added, “Save it for tonight.”
I smiled. Then asked, “What are you making?”
“Casserole.”
“What else did you buy?” I went over to the fridge.
“Don’t eat anything.” He said when I looked inside the fridge. “Breakfast will be ready soon.”
“Hmm. Okay.” There wasn’t much in there, anyway. I closed the fridge, drifted to his side again, and groped his butt.
He gave me a passive-aggressive smile and said, “Why don’t you go wake up Sterling.”
“Okay.” I sulked off.
And as I left the kitchen, he shouted, “And put on a shirt!”
“Hmm. Okay.” I mumbled.
***
I listlessly ate breakfast. It looked nice outside. This is a nice dining table.
“This is so good,” Sterling said. “Thanks, Otto.”
“Oh, thanks.”
“Sherrie isn’t it good.” ‘Sherrie, compliment him,’ his eyes said.
“Oh, right. Yeah, it’s great. I love it.” I put more of it in my mouth. I was so lost in thought that I had forgotten it was Otto who made our meal.
Otto smiled. “Thanks. I’m glad my skills can finally be put to use.”
“Yeah, it’s good. But master, we need to hire more people.” Garth said.
“Yeah, I need to hire alchemist assistants,” I said.
“We also need a head maid.”
“Why do we need that. Why don’t the boys work instead.” I looked at Woodie and Dixon. “I’m sure if you guys pitch in, we won’t have to hire butlers and maids.”
“Oh, sure. We can do work around the house.” Woodie agreed.
“No, they don’t know how to garden or how to do chores or… We need professionals.”
“You can teach them,” I said.
“Master! You can’t expect me to take care of this whole Castle. You have to hire a head maid.”
I could tell he didn’t want to be the person in charge. “Fine, we’ll hire a head maid.”
He breathed in relief. “Thank you, master.”
“I want you to set up my lab today while I go and place the ads.”
“Oh, okay.” Garth agreed. “But I’m not sure if I’m qualified.”
“What is there to be qualified about? You’ve watched me work and assisted me since I was 10. If you still don’t know how to set up my lab, maybe I should fire you.”
“But you never taught me how to set up the tubes and the weird machines.” He said.
“Oh, you don’t have to do that. Did I say ‘set up?’ I meant to unload everything into the lab. The same as you did with the ingredients yesterday.” Everything was in the space expansion bag, and I needed someone to take it out and put it in the lab. “Put all the ingredients in the freezer.”
“Okay, I can do that.” He nodded.
“Good. Don’t worry; as soon as I’m done, I’ll come help you out.” Then I turned to Otto and Sterling and asked, “You guys can help out too, right?”
“Sure.” Sterling nodded.
“I have to work on lunch. I want to make something special.” Otto said.
“I’ll help out with the kitchen,” Woodie said. “I used to cook with my dad.”
“I’ll help out in the kitchen, too,” Theo said.
“Then I’ll do that too.” Benard jumped in.
“I’ll…”
So everyone picked what they wanted to do for the day, but Nikola complained, “I wanted to relax in the pool.”
“The garden’s a mess. Use your swords for something and cut the grass.” I said.
“I’m a sword wielder! Not a gardener!”
***
I stepped out of the carriage and looked up at the sign on the building, The Daily Delaron. The local newspaper agency.
I turned to Petra and said, “I don’t know how long this’ll take, so park somewhere.” I didn’t want her waiting by the side of the road, inconveniencing people.
“Yes, big sis.” She said and drove the horses forward.
A pretty man sat at the front desk writing letters.
“Hey,” I said to him, “I’m here to place an ad in the newspaper.”
“Oh, you want to place an ad. What type of ad?”
“Jobs. I’m looking for 5 alchemist apprentices and 1 head maid.”
“Oh, sure. I can do that for you.” He rolled his chair to the desk at the other end of the room and said, “Come over here.”
“Okay.” I walked around the thigh-high barricade, found the chair across his desk, and sat down.
“So what kind of alchemists are you looking for. Level, skills, experience?” He pulled out a piece of paper.
“Oh, ah… I only need them to be an alchemist, so level 10 is fine… Well, for experience… No experience is fine.” I just needed extra hands to do the same things I could do. “I’ll provide training.”
“Okay, entry-level alchemist. So what about the maid? Will an entry-level maid be fine as well?”
“No, I need a head maid. At least 5 years experience as a head maid.” I emphasized the ‘head’ part.
“Okay…” He wrote down everything on his piece of paper. “I’ll need to get it approved, but this is fine. It’ll be published in tomorrow’s paper.”
“Okay, how much will it be?”
“How big do you want the ad to be?”
“Ah, a small one is fine.”
“These are the sizes.” He pulled out a piece of paper with 4 different rectangular boxes drawn on it. “Also, you can do a whole page ad.”
“No. I only need something like this.” I pointed it out.
“Okay. That’ll be 1 silver per week.”
“Okay…”
“This is a local job ad? I assume you don’t want it advertised in other cities. If you want it distributed to other cities, it’ll be expensive.”
“No, I don’t need that. I didn’t even know you guys were in other cities.”
“Yeah, The Daily Delaron has branches in 14 cities.”
“Oh, okay.” I nodded. “No, I only need the ad to be seen by Delaronians.”
He nodded. “Then I’ll get this approved. Do you want to wait? It’s best to wait. Then if we need to make changes, we can do it now. Otherwise, we’ll have to send over a messenger, and then you got to come back and figure out what to do and… you know.” He simulated with his body how exhausting it’ll be.
“Yeah, okay. I’ll wait.”
***
I returned to the Castle around lunchtime as Otto and his helpers were setting up the table.
“What’s that.” I pointed at one of the dishes on the table.
“Spicy fried potatoes,” Woodie said.
“Oh.” I tossed one in my mouth. “This is good.” I went for another one, and Woodie slapped my hand. “Ouch.”
“Wait till everyone’s here.” He said.
“Fine.”
***
After lunch, I went to the lab.
“That’s everything you need from me, right?” Garth, who was standing beside me, asked.
“Yeah. Are you going to hang out with Halit?” Halit was the only one tanning by the pool.
“No, I’m going to help out with the garden.” He said.
“Okay.” I smiled.
Left alone in the lab, I got to work setting everything up. First, I wanted to make a woman’s aphrodisiac; it’s what I needed to conquer 53333 points and the reason I made the slave contract.
So I squeezed the nectar from the Love Cherries into the beaker and put it over the burner. Then I sliced up the hearts of Pink Rabbits and crushed them into a paste in my mortar before adding it to the boiling nectar… One by one, I added the ingredients needed to make the feminine aphrodisiac.
Finally, I added a drop of poppy tears to give it that extra addictive punch. The poppy tears weren’t necessary for the aphrodisiac to work, but it was an integral part of my plan.
I let that stew and took out the ingredients I needed for my special bombs. “I should go check up on how the Bomb Launcher’s coming along,” I said as I laid everything out on the table.
So I worked late into the night till Otto and Sterling came to get me.
***
I was scribbling away on my notepad.
“Here’s your dinner,” Otto said, putting a plate on the table.
“Ah?” I was so focused on work I didn’t even notice them coming into the lab.
“We already finished eating,” Sterling said.
“Oh, sorry. I was trying to figure out how this worked.” I was trying to work out how the [Shield of Andromeda] worked on paper. It looked like it was made from the combined efforts of an alchemist, a mechanical magician, and a barrier magician. I felt like I could spend my entire life studying how this one piece of magic tech worked. “Thanks for the food.” I put the notepad away and picked up the fork.
“Yeah, no problem,” Otto said.
They sat on the table and watched me eat.
“You should get more chairs.” Otto said before asking, “How do you like it?”
“It’s great!” I said, shovelling more into my mouth.
“You have any suggestions for tomorrow?” He asked.
“Suggestions?”
“Yeah, what’s your favourite food?”
“Ah, I don’t know, probably cake,” I said. “Or red wine.”
“No. An actual meal.” He said.
“Ah…”
“You should make BLTs tomorrow. I could go for a good sandwich.” Sterling said.
“Okay. I guess he beat you to it.” Otto said. “You should choose faster next time.”
“I don’t care. You guys pick whatever you want.”
***
It has become a daily routine of mine to please two horny boys who like to grope and caress me before bed, not that I’m complaining.
We helped each other take off our clothes. I kissed their chests as their shirts came off. They kissed my breasts. They squeezed my ass, and I squeezed them right back. Otto’s cake was rugged while Sterling’s was smooth and soft; I loved them both.
We tumbled onto the bed as we took off each other’s underwear. I loved our new bed, it was big and round. Actually, it was too big; it looked like it could hold more than 20 people.
I spread my legs, grabbed their hair, and pushed them down. “Mmm.” I moaned as their entangled tongues went inside me. Their hands groped my thighs as they smooshed their faces together. Leaving my fingers in their hair, I relaxed my body and let them work. I had taught them well; they knew how to please me. Their faces and tongues moved in rhythm to massage my pussy… my clit… “I’m 'a cum.” I said right before cumming on their faces. “Aaw.” My ass and legs shook as I came.
As I floated down from heaven on a wet cloud, I looked at my sweet boys and said, “Suck my teats.” They climbed on top of me and kissed my nipples. I caressed their hair. Sterling opened his mouth wide to take in as much as he could. I felt his teeth, and I moaned, “Ow.” So, he stopped trying to eat my breast and stuck to sucking my puffy nipple. His mouth was like a vacuum. On the other hand, Otto was still kissing and poking my nipple with his tongue. So I caressed his hair and said, “Do it like Sterling, babe. Like you want my milk.” He kept his eyes locked to mine as he wrapped his lips around my nipple and sucked. “Em. That’s it.” I told him. After he started going, he relaxed and enjoyed my boob. They both settled on top of me as they suckled. “Em.” It was one of the most satisfying feelings I ever experienced, having two adorable men pacified and sucking on my teats. But it was intense on my nipples, and my cooch got hot. Sterling got turned on too. I felt his warm manhood stiffen and poke my thigh, so I caressed his back.
Then I pulled Otto by his hair and brought his face to mine. And I whispered to him while I pet his hair, “I love your mouth. You’re such a good boy.” Then I wrapped my arm around his head and locked our lips together. Whatever he wanted to say, he had to mumble it into my mouth.
While we made out, Sterling sneaked his gorgeous dick inside my wet cooch. “Awm.” I moaned into Otto’s mouth as he entered me. His back curved, and his ass crunched as he thrust his hips like a needy monkey. “Em. Em.” I moaned into Otto’s mouth as Sterling rode me.
Otto wrapped his legs around one of my legs and dry-humped to full erection. After he was erect, he pressed and rubbed his sweaty plums on my thigh.
“I’m cumming.” Sterling announced before he spurted his thick cream inside me. Otto and I stopped kissing to watch his orgasm face. We both smiled while watching him. I caressed his beautiful face as he came down from his high. Otto stroked his arm, then his back and sides; he did so as he moved behind him and got ready for his turn. Sterling and I kissed as he relaxed his body. Seeing as Sterling was done, Otto gave his cute ass a peck and pulled his softening dick out of my pussy. He gently pushed Sterling’s hips aside to push his own dick into my creamy pussy.
“Em.” I moaned into Sterling’s mouth as Otto entered my pussy.
He gently rocked his hips. And as he lifted one of my legs up with one hand, he groped Sterling’s ass with the other. “You filled her up, you gorgeous mutt. You feel so creamy, Sherrie.” He said while he reached between Sterling’s legs and fondled his testes. “It’s amazing how much cum is in these cute plums.”
“Am.” Sterling moaned into my mouth.
Then Otto caressed his thigh, his ass, his back, and leaning over him, kissed his neck. Slowly Otto’s lips moved to Sterling’s ear; generous with his saliva, he nibbled on his ear and whispered, “Hm. Your cum’s so deep inside her. I can feel it everywhere… Good boy.”
And I broke our kiss and said, “Yeah, good boy, Sterling.”
“Ah… Thanks.” He was so confused.
Then I caressed Otto’s hair and said, “You too, be a good boy and squirt your thick cream inside me.”
He didn’t like being told what to do. “You didn’t have to tell me; I would’ve done it either way.” And he started humping me harder. The sound of our flesh meeting filled the room.
“Yeah, that’s it. Aw. Aw. Aw.”
He pressed my leg against my chest and leaned over me. His lips hung inches from my face. Our hot breaths mingled as he grunted, and I moaned. Finally, Sterling nibbled on his ear, and he couldn’t hold it in anymore and announced, “I’m cumming.”
“That’s it, baby. Let it out. Same as your brother.”
“Errm.” He grunted as thick spurts of cum filled me up.
Exhausted, he collapsed on me, and I gently stroked his back and said, “Good boy.”
“I hate you.” I’ve been saying ‘good boy’ in the most patronizing tone… It was about time he said something about it.
I chuckled. “And I love you.”
“Erm.” He grunted.
“How about I let you spank me next time? Would you like that?” I thought it’d cheer him up to spank the boss a little.
“Now you’re just making fun of me.”
“What, you don’t want to?” I would’ve seriously let him spank me.
“No. You’re just going to make me feel stupid. You’re stronger now, aren’t you? Scamming men made you stronger, right?”
“Well, my strength is about the same, but yeah… My level went up, and I think the mana’s helping me heal faster because I feel like I can go another 10 rounds…”
“I’m tired.” He said.
“Me too,” Sterling said.
“Alright, let’s sleep. I’m tired too, then.”
“You’re lying.”
I smiled. “Well, I do have a long day tomorrow. I should get some sleep.”
“What are you doing tomorrow?”
“Just working in the lab.”
“Should I bring you your lunch?”
“That’d be nice.”
“Okay.”