ALL NOVEL chapter 1
1. The Beginning of the Fall (1)
The Beginning of the Fall (1)
“Puhahahaha!”
On a bed in a corner of a small studio, today I was lying around enjoying the life of an unemployed man.
Even if I enjoyed the life of an unemployed man, there was not much I could do.
Living without money in a capitalist society is not that different from doing something with a level 1 in a 100 level hunting ground in an online game.
I had no money like an unemployed person, and my hobbies were extremely limited. All I can do is watch You Tube, climb the back mountain and play with the stray cats who destroyed the back mountain ecosystem, and read web novels.
These days, I’m obsessed with reading web novels, but I’ve developed a slightly vicious hobby.
It is to ridicule the extreme expediency settings that arise from the nature of web novels.
Considering that a web novel is a tool close to pornography to easily obtain mental pleasure without thinking much about it, this kind of expediency setting is a necessary part in a way.
It is true that if you include a plausible setting or story in porn, you will become more immersed, but few people will take into account every single case, even if it is a simple ignorant story in which a s*xy lifeguard comes to see a person who went into a bathhouse and fell into the water.
It is these settings and stories that are accepted and passed on because the viewers agreed to some extent. I was laughing and laughing at that part.
Could it be because of the side effects of not being able to find a job for a long time? Even if I think about it, it seems that my personality has become dirty.
“Wow, look at this. At most, it’s a novel possession, so you know where the Hidden Pieces are this well?”
The thing I’ve been biting into lately is extra possessive water.
In a way, it is a genre in which expediency settings and stories have reached the extreme among web novels. Despite being possessed in a novel where the limits of expression are clear, the possessed person knows the world in which they are possessed very well.
The writer who wrote the novel has over 5700 characters and 57000 characters for each episode and presses the illustrations like Gobongbab.
It doesn’t make sense to remember all of them one by one, but even if you go over that, there are parts that catch your eye once again.
“Wow… This guy says Ji is an extra and takes everything the main character would have.”
I understand that you said you would buy a map. It’s only natural that you should do something if you’ve been possessed by an abomination.
If it’s a problem, like an excuse, I’m an extra… While trembling with the bloody disease, the main character’s bones are squeezed out of calcium.
There are a lot of times when I act proudly, but ‘Eh, why does the heroine-chan not go to the main character and to me..?’ (Laughs) If you say nonsense like this and even omit the heroine, you will be blown away.
I haven’t seen a guy who doesn’t turn the main character into an extra after episode 20, even though it’s for the main character.
“Hey.. Acquisition of S-class skills? Ngae mode must be harder than this.”
The thing that angers me the most is the divine being possessed while saying things like ‘You should try it too’, ‘Then why don’t you try it’.
She acted as if she had been possessed to be seriously f*cked, and the system window given to the possessor is the epitome of a nanny who will cry even when she is gone. If you do anything, add a dozen ridiculous skills to the extra bonus. I can’t tell if this was sent to die or to enjoy a vacation.
“Haa.. Is there any novel where you can’t fit into the story well and suffer while rolling with extras properly?”
It was funny even as I said this.
Think about it, if there is a web novel that doesn’t have a main story, can’t grow strong, and can’t even steal a heroine, who will read it? It was like saying no s*x in porn.
Still, the human mind was not easily folded.
Where is it? Hardcore Extra Possession…
Flash!!!!
That was the moment.
The cell phone he was holding began to emit light beyond the maximum brightness specified in the spec sheet.
‘I can’t believe it, Mr..!’
I couldn’t properly shout out my last dying words, and my mind was cut off.
……
“It is an unfamiliar ceiling… “
Top 1 thing I want to say when I open my eyes, my wish has come true.
No matter how much I think about it, it’s a problem that I didn’t achieve it in the form I wanted, but I did it anyway.
The intuition of a web novel reader of nth year tells me that this is a clear possession. The flashing cell phone and the unfamiliar ceiling, all I can say is that it’s completely out of place.
All I did was laugh at web novels, but I wonder if possession makes sense. It wasn’t that I pushed 5700 characters of Gobong rice to the writer, but I just giggled and laughed at the corner of the studio, but I wonder if it’s too much.
“Amy… Is it real… “
I thought that nothing would go well like this, so I got up from the bed and looked around. It was a room with a gloomy feeling like a universe different from my cozy studio.
… I mean very wide. The furniture was ordinary, with a wardrobe and a desk, and a laptop was placed on the desk.
In addition to that, there was a door that seemed to lead to the living room where the front door should have been.
As soon as I opened the door, there was another door in front of me, and I could see the living room and kitchen to the left.
The room across from it and the two doors to the bathroom… In total there are 3 rooms plus a bathroom in the master bedroom, so there are two bathrooms. It was a 40 pyong apartment with a separate living room and kitchen.
“Oh… It feels like my life has been reversed in some way. Is this the possessor’s perks or something?”
Thinking that someone might be living together, I opened the door and walked around, but there wasn’t even any furniture to speak of other than the room I was originally in.
“Wait, isn’t it Eva that doesn’t even have a washing machine?”
There wasn’t even soap in the bathroom, and there wasn’t even that common frying pan in the kitchen. The bed, closet, desk and laptop in the room where I first woke up without any proper living tools… Ooh, a little goosebumps…
[You have been possessed.]
“f*ck mom!!”
The moment I was about to feel a little bit of fear, overwhelmed by the chilly atmosphere, I heard an inorganic voice from the empty house and screamed.
[My name is System. You have been possessed as an assistant.]
“Assist? What the hell is that?”
[You are possessed by the novel you read before being possessed, {Became an Extra in Academy Chinta}, and you must help the novel’s possessor and protagonist, ‘Kim Si-woo’.]
“Ha? Why the hell should I do that! Send me back to my original world!”
[You must help him.]
“No, why me?”
-Tung-
It was balls. Is the expression wrong? No the balls are right Unable to speak and not properly recognizing the sight in her eyes, I just focused on the pain these sudden threads befell me. Yes it’s bullsh*t The whole body became a ball. And it was such pain that Messi filled it with all his might.
“…..!!!!!”
I couldn’t even scream. I didn’t know what to do with my body as I felt the pain of kicking my balls all over my body.
If my balls were black, I could just crouch down, but since my whole body was balls, all I could do was lie down stiffly and groan. A cold sweat runs down my body and it feels like my mind is evaporating.
[There is no reason. It’s just that you’ve been chosen and you can follow my orders.]
“… !!!”
[If you don’t follow me, I will continue to inflict the same pain. Pain that is 10 times greater than burning pain, which humans feel is the most painful, is properly mixed with the pain of the testicles. It is a pain obtained from experimental statistics that is very embarrassing to men but makes it easy to obey.]
“Turn off… uh… Uh…”
[Obey.]
“Ha….Under… “
[Would you like to?]
“Ha… f*ck….Your mother..”
-Tung-
“… !!!!!!!!!!”
………..
To put it in conclusion, I completely obeyed. As a son of Daehan, I endured up to number 5 with my last remaining pride, but from then on, I felt like my mind was being crushed like a tomato at a tomato festival, so I couldn’t stand it.
Great job! I endured 5 full body ball shots!!
[You are losing concentration. Do you want to feel the pain again?]
“No!!”
[Then do you remember what I said?]
“Uh, so… “
[You can’t concentrate at all. I will give you pain again.]
“Ah! No no wait…!!!!”
-Tung-
“… !!!!”
[I’ll say it again. As of the present time, you turn on your laptop and access the Ministry of Defense website to apply for noncommissioned officers. Due to the world view, a lot of troops are needed by monsters, so the reply will be made within 2 days and the physical examination will be completed within a week. Did you understand?]
“….Yes… to….”
[Good. I’ll come back in a week to check, and if by then I’ll give you 24 hours of continuous pain if what I ordered hasn’t been done. Do you understand?]
“..Heo-eok! Yes!!”
[Good. See you in a week.]
The house became quiet again. Only me, crawling on the living room floor, remained in the still air.
“Go… did you go?”
I looked around and found a system bastard that might be there. “System, system.” Called, but there was no answer.
“… Did you go? aaa!! You f*cking bastard!!! You f*cking bastard!!!”
The resentment of the whole body ball shot that had been turned off began to burn. As a man’s pride, I can’t kneel like this. It’s a new consultation with the incompetent daecheon index.
[Status has been updated.]
“Surprised mom!! No, no! System!! I had no intention of rebelling or cursing at all!!”
Trembling, I immediately fell down and hit the head, then raised my head again as I felt no pain.
“S… Tatus…?”
A translucent rectangular window that appeared in front of me, with “Status” Written at the top, information about me was lined up.
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[Status]
Name: Jeong Dae-hyun
Occupation: Nothing
Level: 1
…..
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“Oh, there is something here and there.”
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Growth limit grade: B–
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“Ami is a really subtle extra level.”