Five Grains Reboot

Chapter 11

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Da-hye kissed me on the cheek and left cheerfully.

“I’ll be back♥ My king-sized dick?”

She said that loud enough for everyone in the hallway to hear…

…Well.  It didn’t matter.

I was the only man in Sae-gyeong Villa, the only one who could be offended by such public indecency.

“See you.”

It felt like a strangely casual goodbye.

After that level of sex, I expected her to suggest moving in together, or ask to be my girlfriend, or plan a date… something to indicate a deepening of our relationship.

But she just gave me her number, like a button I could press whenever I wanted more dick-sucking, and left with a cheerful smile.

‘Average Reboot woman’?

Could I really consider Da-hye the average woman? I wasn’t sure yet.

My apartment no longer felt like a stifling cage for my frustrated desires.

The thought that my sister or Da-hye might visit again motivated me to clean up.

I washed my large onahole, “Rei,” dried it, applied some maintenance powder, and put it away.

I wasn’t sure if I’d ever use it again, but it was part of my routine…

Cleaning my room brought me a sense of peace.

This kind of life suited me, Shin Jang-seok.

Going out and building a harem was something I couldn’t do.

I happily browsed the web, savoring the afterglow of Da-hye’s pussy.

[“Master Dick’s dedicated onahole Da-hye♥”  I miss sucking it alreadyㅜ]

[“Master Dick’s dedicated onahole Da-hye♥” It’s okay to say this, right? Since we’re friends with benefits?]

[“Master Dick’s dedicated onahole Da-hye♥” lol]

What was this?

She saved my contact like that?

It was too long!

I changed it to just “Da-hye.”

[“Shin Jang-seok”  You can just save it as that.]

[“Da-hye” Ah, I want to suck your dick. I want to suck your dickkkk]

[“Shin Jang-seok” Sex.]

I casually responded to her outburst of desire.

If we lived together, we probably would have had sex every day.

My dick was already peeking out, as if asking its master, “Where did that amazing pussy go?”

I hadn’t realized it while we were together, but I already missed her.

‘At this rate, I’m going to be the one asking her to move in…’

No, no moving in.

I shouldn’t complicate things.  I wasn’t going to become a social butterfly and expand my horizons.

Or rather, I couldn’t…

‘I haven’t changed one bit as a loser. Heh.’

But I liked my loser sensibilities.

Getting depressed about being a hikikomori was for amateurs. I had no desire to change my current lifestyle.

In fact, living like this had become much more advantageous.

Thanks to Da-hye’s explanation, I knew how rare and valuable I was.

If I went around flaunting my dick… it would be fun, but too chaotic.

I shouldn’t get ahead of myself.

This wasn’t some kind of superpower.

That night, I chatted with Da-hye, played a few games of LoL, and went to bed.

[“Ji-min” Show me your dick. Is your dick healthy? lol]

[“Ji-min” Just kidding~]

[“Da-hye” Dick♥ Pant, pant♥ I want to suck Master Dick.]

…A small but significant change had occurred in my life.

For the first time, I woke up to horny messages from women.

Me, who’d had very little interaction with women.

I chuckled at the multiple messages expressing their desire to suck my dick.

What did sucking dick mean to Reboot women?

There were probably always a lot of women who liked it, but here, it was practically a drug.

Should I take a picture of my dick…?

[“Shin Jang-seok” (Picture of erect dick) Look at this and calm down.]

[“Ji-min” This is the first time I’ve been grateful to have a younger brother.]

[“Shin Jang-seok” Until now?? Until now! Noona!]

[“Ji-min” lol Just kidding. I’m always grateful to have you.]

As if responding to my dick pic, my sister sent a selfie of herself sticking out her tongue and making an “ahh” sound, as if she was sucking my dick.

It was such a hot picture that it sent shivers down my spine.

[“Ji-min” *Kiss, kiss♥*]

Then, I received an allowance from Ji-min.

It felt strange to receive money from my stepsister for showing her my dick.

[“Shin Jang-seok” (Picture of erect dick)]

[“Da-hye” (Emoji of bowing deeply in dogeza) Thank you, Master Dick.]

[“Da-hye” May your sacred body have a healthy erection today…]

Everyone loved my dick pics.

Should I ask for some tribute in return?

[“Shin Jang-seok” Send me some sexy pics.]

Sent.

I sent the same message to both Ji-min and Da-hye, and within a minute, I received my tribute.

[“Da-hye” (Picture of one exposed breast, panties pulled aside to reveal her pussy) I’m already wet thanks to Master Dick.]

Ji-min’s picture seemed to have been taken in a bathroom, probably at work.

She’d unbuttoned her white blouse, revealing more than half of her ample breasts.

[“Ji-min” (Picture of her pushing out her breasts) Let me know if you need anything else.]

[“Shin Jang-seok” Thanks for the trouble, especially while you’re working.]

[“Ji-min” It’s only natural, since I’m your sister.]

It was a good world.

Thanks to their hot tributes, I started my day with a vigorous jerk-off session.

Masturbation had its own unique appeal.

Of course, it wasn’t as stimulating as sex, but it provided a satisfying release.  Afterward, I showered, ate breakfast in a pleasantly languid state, and, as usual, met Da-hye in LoL for some games.

My tier had reached a new high.

‘I’m Diamond.’

I clenched my fist.

“Da-hye’s on fire today.”

She was always good, but today she was even sharper.

Her nickname had also changed from MintBee to “PinkOnahole.”

Wasn’t there a filter for that kind of thing in this all-ages game?

[“WinnerOfTheBestPussyContest” Does Onahole-nim have a boyfriend?]

[“PinkOnahole” Yes.]

[“DickHunterKimWoman” Is his dick big?]

I was witnessing the Reboot version of the typical male gamer question, “So, is she pretty?”

[“PinkOnahole” It’s huge.]

[“DickHunterKimWoman” I’m so jealous.]

[“WinnerOfTheBestPussyContest” Is the support actually a man?  If so, I’ll only gank for you.  Please have sex with me too.]

[“PinkOnahole” lol Try harder.]

I didn’t bother responding.

But Da-hye seemed insecure and brought it up after the game.

[You didn’t add BestPussyContest, did you??]

‘She’s worried…’

I did receive a friend request…

[I didn’t accept.]

[I’m 100% sure she’s not Master Dick’s type. It’s best not to accept.]

[How would you know lol]

[I still want to enjoy the feeling of being the only onahole ㅠ]

She seemed genuinely jealous at the thought of me having other friends with benefits.

[I didn’t accept.]

[Thank you, Master Dick♥ Pant, pant♥]

Even as she acknowledged the possibility of other pussies around me, she reveled in being my one and only friend with benefits.

Da-hye seemed quite proud of that fact, judging by the immediate change in her nickname.

‘Master Dick…’

Just how rebooted was this world that calling someone “dick” sounded like a term of endearment?

Indeed, while browsing the web, I noticed adult advertisements and sexually suggestive videos on YouTube that I hadn’t paid attention to before.

Almost all of them seemed to be worshipping the male phallus.

Out of curiosity, I ventured into R-18, adult-only content, and it was truly a sight to behold.

‘Choosing a movie is getting scary…’

I couldn’t shake the feeling that so much content was now dick-worshipping.

Even in all-ages webtoons.

It was sad that I had fewer options, but I could still find things I liked if I looked hard enough.

It seemed like my destiny was to always gravitate towards niche genres, regardless of the world.

I continued my usual routine, without any deep conversations or planned meetups.

“Huh?”

No water…?

I went to wash some dishes and was surprised to find that the water wasn’t running.

There hadn’t been any announcements about maintenance work.

‘This is bad.’

The bathroom faucet wasn’t working either.

I didn’t know anything about plumbing.  What should I do?

No water meant I couldn’t even flush the toilet.  I needed to fix this quickly.

I could call a plumber, but…

‘I’m just renting…’

I had to notify the landlord first.

If a plumber came and started working, the scope of repairs might expand, and I’d need the landlord’s permission anyway.

I shuddered, remembering the intimidating landlady with her long, ash-blonde hair and irritable demeanor.

A delinquent-type married woman was too much stimulation for a loser like me.

I had the landlord’s number, but I’d never contacted her before.

I’d only received occasional text messages about illegal trash dumping, addressed to all tenants.

Personal interaction?  Unthinkable.

In the original world, I wouldn’t have even been able to make eye contact with her.

A tall, sexy woman like that was a loser’s kryptonite.

‘But…’

My experience with Da-hye had given me a bit of confidence.

As a man, couldn’t I be a little more demanding?

It was a bitchy mindset, but…

So what? I was a man!  It was okay for men to be demanding!

It was perfectly reasonable to tell the landlord about this problem, even without that mindset.

‘…’

I looked at my panicked reflection in the bathroom mirror and closed my eyes.

Fuck…

I was really flustered.

Losers like me were weak against unexpected problems.

Internet outages, water outages, power outages…

Whenever something happened that I couldn’t fix myself, my entire being went into fight-or-flight mode, like I was in a death game.

…I had to ask for help.

This was too much for a man-child like me.

I decided to call the landlord, Ryu Ha-rin, for help.

[This is 207.  The water isn’t running.  Could you please send a plumber?]

Hmm… Did that sound too timid?

Like I was bothering her with something I could handle myself?

Anyway, Ryu Ha-rin’s reply arrived exactly five minutes later.

[I’ll take a look.]

So readily?  But what did the landlady know about plumbing?

Before I could reply, I heard footsteps from the upstairs stairway.  Ha-rin was coming down herself.

I took a deep breath, opened the door, and greeted her.

‘Slippers this time?’

I noticed her footwear first, since I didn’t hear the click-clack of heels.

She was much taller than Da-hye or Ji-min.

Her height, combined with her perfect proportions, the gray dress that clung to her body, and her incredibly long legs…

She was breathtakingly beautiful.

Perhaps because of her large breasts, the dress had a tie at the waist, accentuating her slim figure.  It was a classic “Dongtan dress,” perfectly suited to her style.

“Let me see.”

“What do you know about plumbing?”

Oops. I didn’t mean to say that.

My loser side was showing!

“Well, I might figure something out.”

She came in, glanced at me, and chuckled.

“It’s okay if I come in, right?  I’m the landlord.”

“Oh, yes.”

She smelled good…

Different from Ji-min or Da-hye.  A more elegant, sophisticated scent.

Was it her perfume, or her natural scent?

She smoothed her hair and said with a haughty sidelong glance,

“Letting a woman into a single man’s apartment.  How careless.”

It was a slightly condescending tone.

I thought it was more dangerous for her, a woman, to enter a single man’s apartment…

…As if to say she’d handle any “unpleasant” sexual incidents with her large buttocks, she swayed her hips as she walked around my apartment.

‘No way.’

Even in the Reboot World, our personalities clashed too much.

I couldn’t imagine us ever having sex.

She seemed like the type to be married to a successful man, living in a luxury building I could never afford.

She probably had sex with her handsome husband every day…

‘But wouldn’t a husband like that have been normalized?’

“Let’s see~”

End of fantasy.  In reality, I was staring at Ryu Ha-rin’s ass.

Ryu Ha-rin having sex with her husband every day?

A woman with such a satisfying sex life…

‘…Wouldn’t act like this.’

As if to prove me wrong about her plumbing skills, she stuck her head under the sink, presenting her large buttocks to me.

She knew I was watching…

This was more like the behavior of a sexually frustrated housewife.

“Do you know anything about this?”

“Hmm~ Wait a minute.”

“…”

I went back to the entrance and closed the door.

*Click.*

*Beep, beep.*

Even though she must have heard the door close…

She didn’t turn around, her head still under the sink…

She kept her large buttocks pointed towards me.

*Gulp.*

I swallowed, my eyes glued to her ass…

I thought I was used to dopamine rushes, but Ha-rin’s ass, tightly encased in her dress, instantly aroused me, as if opening up new frontiers.

The atmosphere was strange.

How could she keep her ass out like that, pretending to be busy under the sink?

I could only see her slim waist, her ass, her long legs, and her firm thighs.  I couldn’t see her expression.

*Wiggle, wiggle.*

Ha-rin occasionally wiggled her butt.

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