Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

After 2013 rounds of the 2014-11 Premier League season, the Premier League standings.

1:阿森纳10胜1平0负积31分

2:利物浦8胜1平2负积25分

3：切尔西6胜3平2负积21分

4:热刺6胜2平3负积20分

Manchester United has 6 wins, 2 draw and 3 losses, totaling 20 points.

However, what makes the players jealous the most is not that he is loved by the fans, but that the live camera gave Emma Watson a close shot.

Southampton has 6 points from 2 wins, 20 draws and losses.

Arsenal also made slight adjustments and Vermaelen replaced Umtiti.

The media reports made Ferguson very angry, because the media were only worried that Wenger would let slip, but not worried about him... This made Ferguson feel very shameless.

Manchester City VS Barcelona,

After the draw results were announced, the British media exclaimed that Ferguson was so lucky that he was the weakest player in the knockout round.

The qualifying situation for Group D and Group L is unclear.

Xia Qi felt aggrieved by this. He felt that he performed very well and Wenger's move affected him from earning points.

The Premier League and Bundesliga have become the biggest winners in the Champions League, with four teams each entering the knockout rounds.

Ferguson: "We have played like shit this season, so much so that our opponents who used to tremble when they saw us now dare to bare their teeth at us. I won't say more. In short, our rise is tonight, starting from Start with a win over Arsenal.”

Schalke 04 vs Real Madrid.

Especially the 11th round of the Premier League gave them confidence, and they shouted the slogan that if they can draw, they can win.

There are still two rounds of World Cup European qualifiers, but there are already France in Group A, Portugal and Switzerland in Group B, Germany in Group C, Poland in Group E, England in Group F, Spain in Group G, Italy, Belgium in Group H,

Since this final is the first heavyweight final of the EFL Cup in the past ten years, it is also a duel between Verwin and the feud, and it is very likely to be the last championship showdown. It may also be the only European war for Manchester United, which is ranked eighth in the Premier League. way. (European League)

All these have heated up the competition.

"This is not only a championship showdown, but also a grudge match between me and him for the past ten years. He is a respectable opponent. He and I are both friends and enemies. The best way to respect him is to give him a runner-up. "

This is a World Cup year, and it is very likely to be Vermaelen's last World Cup. Wenger is still very humane in this regard, taking care of the old captain in some less important but high-traffic games.

The media hopes that Arsenal will not let go in the next round, so that the EFL Cup will usher in its first high-end round in nearly a decade.

Although Arsenal lost two points in the 11th round of the Premier League and ended their winning streak, they still have a huge lead in the standings.

In the close-up shot, the couple blew kisses and interacted... It's so shameless!

Amidst the chaos, November passed and it was December. Xia Qi finally ended his rotation. He led Arsenal to advance in the Premier League, Champions League and EFL Cup.

Xia Qi plays as an attacking midfielder for the national team, and his intimacy with Rooney increased to 80% in three days.

"Emma Watson?"

"Because of your bad words, I decided to clock out at halftime."

The EFL Cup has been embarrassing since its inception. The members of the big6 have never taken it seriously. Therefore, if Arsenal can advance, performing a "double red meeting" in the final will be a rare highlight moment in the history of the EFL Cup.

The two qualifying spots for Group B and Group G have been determined, and the remaining two rounds are garbage time.

in the locker room

Wenger pointed to the tactical board: "My last requirement is victory!"

In the Champions League group stage, they entered the knockout round with Dortmund.

Arsenal continued to remain unbeaten in the Premier League after defeating Cardiff and Hull City and drawing with Everton.

"Dream!"

After the 12th round of the Premier League, it is the national team match day.

Xia Qi was recalled to the England team, and Hodgson asked Xia Qi to play as an attacking midfielder.

Arsenal's desire for the championship in this game is actually not as good as Manchester United.

After returning from the national team, Xia Qi was still rested and did not participate in the semi-finals of the EFL Cup. Walcott, who returned from injury, led Arsenal to win West Ham United away from home.

Defeat West Ham United in the EFL Cup and meet Manchester United in the final.

After drinking the chicken soup from the head coach, the players from both sides happily walked out of the locker room.

Rooney's dick-dick look is more like self-hypnosis.

Wenger decided to rotate Xia Qi, Mertesacker, Luke Shaw...

"Ok!"

"Tonight, I will kill you."

Dad is welcome wherever he goes.

In the English League Cup final, the Penguins did not buy the copyright, and many Chinese fans circumvented the wall to watch the live broadcast.

Sky TV's host lineup is unprecedentedly strong, inviting Henry and Solskjaer as commentators.

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Croatia in Group L has been criticized. After eight rounds, it only scored 14 points, trailing Iceland by 18 points, Ukraine by 16 points, and Turkey by 15 points respectively. The prospect of qualifying is worrying.

They must win the last two rounds. In addition, Ukraine and Turkey must not score more than four points in the two rounds.

Qualify early,

"brute!!!"

And friendship between men comes quickly, like a tornado, maybe it only takes one game, maybe just a drink, a five-in-a-row kill...

Wembley Stadium

It was Xia Qi's turn to appear, and the cheers and boos reached their peak.

But Wenger and the coaching staff didn't think so. They ignored Xia Qi's protests and forced him to take a rest.

The match was broadcast live on Sky TV.

The U8 youth group from Manchester United and Arsenal performed with the ball, followed by a performance by a famous British singer.

After the artistic performance,

The on-site DJ called the names of the players one by one, starting with the Manchester United players, with the British players cheering the loudest.

This is the closest Manchester United has come to the championship this season, and Manchester United is bound to win it from top to bottom.

Emma, ​​who is 13 years old, is equivalent to the fairy sister Bai Yueguang in China who was born in the s.

In short, Group I is the real group of death in the European preliminaries of the World Cup.

On December 12, the English EFL Cup final was held at the neutral venue Wembley Stadium.

So what Manchester United got was the top pick, and there was nothing better.

Arsenal and Manchester City are signing, especially Manchester City, which has almost no chance of winning.

The EFL Cup semi-finals were played on a home and away basis. In the other game, Manchester United led by Ferguson slaughtered Newcastle 6-0, almost locking in a spot in the finals.

Manchester United's starting lineup tonight is still 433, but Shinji Kagawa replaced Clavelli.

First, there is the hot spot for theatrical performances.

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Bayer Leverkusen VS Paris Saint-Germain

AC Milan vs Atletico Madrid

Arsenal VS Bayern

St. Petersburg VS Dortmund

Olympiacos VS Manchester United

Galatasaray VS Chelsea

Since England had qualified for the World Cup qualifiers ahead of schedule, Hodgson focused on training, and Xia Qi only played half of the game. In the end, England defeated Slovakia 3:0. After the game, Xia Qi scored a high score of 9.0. After the game, the Slovak head coach said that England with summer chess and England without summer chess are two teams of different levels.

8：曼城6胜1平4负积19分

Although the English League Cup is a minor third-tier cup, it is a small but well-rounded tournament, and it has everything it needs for a championship final.

There are only three points between Serbia, Ireland, Wales and Austria in Group D. With two rounds left, anything is possible.

The Champions League knockout round is held in Nyon three days after the 1/8 finals draw ceremony.

However, Xia Qi still didn't want him to gain the upper hand, even verbally:

"I don't have time to hang out with you for 90 minutes. I have an appointment with Emma."

Judging from the historical record of the Champions League, the weakest team should be Zenit St. Petersburg, but that ghost place is a devil's away game for Premier League teams, the kind of existence that they will not go to even if they die.

In fact, this cannot be blamed on media snobbery. As far as this season is concerned, the Minor Cup is the only honor that Manchester United can compete for. Will Ferguson's competitive character leave him empty-handed?

Although Manchester United still has a 1% chance of winning the Premier League, most people would rather believe that the Chinese men's football team will win the Hercules Cup than buy lottery tickets for Manchester United to win the Premier League.

Xia Qi was therefore selected into the best European team. What is interesting is that his position in the European first team is as a left winger. It seems that the selection data mainly comes from club games. The national team only makes this more convincing. At the same time, Xia Qi Chess is also the youngest among the finalists.

In the player tunnel, Rooney and Xia Qi high-fived each other and said hello.

"Fake!"

Rooney raised his middle finger at Xia Qi, and a group of Manchester United generals behind him also raised their middle fingers.

Kagawa Shinji looked to the left and right, smiled sheepishly at Xia Qi, bowed slightly and raised his middle finger.

In the 12th round of the Premier League, Xia Qi was rested and Arsenal defeated Southampton 2-0 at home.

(I haven’t saved the manuscript yet. I’m thinking about the final. I want to massacre Manchester United, but I don’t want to repeat the chapter of 1995 Supreme.

I'll code it here tonight. If you have any requests, you can ask. I'd be happy to customize a game scene for you.

Another note: During the Qingming Tomb Sweeping Day on April 4th, people in Fujian province firstly want to sweep the tombs of their ancestors, and secondly, they want to sweep the tombs of their grandparents, so they need to take one day off on the 5th, so they no longer need to write a leave note. )