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Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded by AC Milan centre-forward Ibrahimovic
who was injured in the first half and did not leave the field to go to the hospital.
He insisted on staying on the sidelines and watching the Milan derby.
In the words of him and the team doctor, "I am the spiritual pillar of Milan, I can't leave, I leave, these kids on the field will be chaotic!"
Ibrahimovic dragged his scrap leg and watched the scoreboard go 0-2, beating once in ten minutes.
Accidentally, it jumped to 0-6!
He nervously asked his teammate Biglia: "What is the record for the biggest point difference in the Milan derby, we won't make history..." Biglia
shook his head solemnly,
"No!
"Today is just tying the record, we didn't set a record!" When
Ibrahimovic heard this, his face changed suddenly!
He picked up the water bottle next to him, smashed it and said a word:
"6 to 0 is not enough, 6 to 0 is not enough, 6 to 0 is not enough, 6 to 0 is not enough, 6 to 0 is not enough..."
At this time, the die-hard fans of Milan in the North Stand have begun to leave.
In just a minute or two, half of the fans got up from their seats, and the exit corridor was once congested.
A bearded Milan fan, while striding heavily on the fence, wrote "We AC Milan are invincible!] red banner, while crying, snot tears pasted his face: "
Wow wow wow~ so miserable
, wow wow, wow wow, Go, go, go to the store to buy
a mobile phone!" The father did not reply, yelled at him:
"Buy a fart mobile phone, no mobile phone!" The
little fat man was stunned, and then grabbed his father's pant leg with an arrow step.
You don't say, after watching this game, go to the Apple store next to it and buy me an iPhone 11 Pro
! I want a mobile phone!" "It's too expensive, don't buy it!" On
such a sunny and breezy afternoon, lightly witnessing the home team being slaughtered by 6 goals, equalling the largest point difference between the two teams in history, this uncle's mentality collapsed, where is the mood to buy a mobile phone for his fat son!
The fat son's eyes rolled around, "Dad, if the iPhone 11 Pro Max is too expensive, the iPhone 11 will also
do, you promised me, you can't talk and don't count!" "I don't count, what's wrong, what do you want, hurry me and go home!" Dad turned and left.
The fat son was anxious, and he was a fat fist at his father's leg, and his face turned red and he shouted:
"If you don't buy me an iPhone 11 Pro Max, I'll tell my mother about your secret date with Aunt Selena next door last week to watch the ball!"
"I&*#@¥...
The fat son was cunning and proud, with a grin on his face, "Dad, my dear dad, go quickly, I'll help you keep the secret, you buy me Pro Max, okay!"
"Good guy, dude you can, it's kind of interesting. "A passing fan gave him a thumbs up.
"Blessed are your sons who will be great in the future, brother." Another fan passed by and patted him on the shoulder.
The face of the fat child's father, at a speed visible to the naked eye, sank down.
After a fiasco, my mood fell to the bottom.
You smelly boy now dare to threaten your father with Aunt Selena
, is that a date, is
it clearly for female friends to go to the stadium to popularize football knowledge, okay!"
"Son, I have a MAX in my hand," Dad squatted down, changed his tone, and looked at his son with a smile, "Do you want it?"
When the fat son heard the word MAX, his eyes immediately lit up, and he didn't notice the cold light that flashed in his father's eyes.
I promise not to say that when you date Aunt Selena, I promise that my mother will not know!" The
corner of his father's mouth twitched, and he stretched out his hand to his son's face without smiling, took off the glasses on his fleshy face, and put them in his pocket.
Then pull down the sleeves slightly, revealing the large [M] symbol on your wrist.
This is a tattoo he tattooed on his wrist a few years ago to show his identity as a Milan fan.
The little fat man was stunned, "Dad, what about the mobile phone?" "The mobile phone
is gone, the palm of the hand has it! You will say Aunt Selena later, Lao Tzu will pump you into the sky!" "
Snap! A big mouth! Snap
! Another big mouth
! Snap
! Snap! Three big mouths in a row!
...
Off the pitch.
Some Milan fans who left early, three or three gathered outside the stadium, cursing the home team.
They put AC Milan up and down the team, taking turns to scold one side!
"Trash Pioli, I said, he is not qualified to take Milan
, he is a waste!" "Waste? Just Pioli a waste? Today the whole team is waste
!" "Especially Ibrahimovic, when he is old, he still goes to the bar with Lukaku, this is good, the first half will go down, we don't have to play!"
And that Romagnoli, Milan is green and yellow and no one is there, let such a cargo be the captain, the brain is pumped
!" "God, why should I come to the stadium on such a bright afternoon to watch the game, how much I can't open it!"
"Just like that, and want to compete with Inter for the Serie A title?
The reporter has already prepared a post-match press release in advance, the title is all thought of, called:
[Inter win hidden dangers, Milan defeat still sees the light]
He also has to accompany a video, that is, those fans who still support the team in the face of adversity, do not give up, to enrich his official article.
He searched through the crowd for a while and found three mild-looking and calm fans, who did not show the same excitement as the other fans.
The reporter saw the opportunity and immediately rushed up to stop them.
official reporter of AC Milan, stopped three fans to interview
: "Hello! You
say.
The oldest of the three, the white-haired old fan, pushed his sunglasses down on his forehead, wrapped his hands around his chest, and looked at the reporter.
The reporter did not ask questions, but began his opening statement in front of the camera.
"Regarding this Milan derby, unfortunately, we were hit hard this afternoon, losing to our arch-rivals Inter Milan, which really disappointed everyone, we haven't experienced such a big defeat for a long time!"
However, at the scene of the game, there was such a group of lovely fans, who were not discouraged or complained when the team lost, but always stood with Milan, wearing dazzling red and black sword shirts, cheering for faith, cheering, cheering, shaking the flag, accompanying the strong Milan, and persevering until the last second!"
After the reporter finished speaking, he handed the microphone to the young man to the left of the old fan.
"Young man, how long have you supported Milan, in your mind, we..."
"Is Milan worthy of us, you M, return the money!" The
young man burst out, raised his arms high, and swung a punch.
"So many people have bought tickets, are you worthy of us, are you worthy of us, return the money!!"
The reporter was stunned, embarrassed.
Your kid has clear eyebrows, how can you speak so directly and don't play cards according to the routine!
"Well, that, the fans at the scene, the emotions are very excited, the feelings in our hearts, are also mixed, but we have to remember that now Serie A has only played 33 rounds, and there are still 5 rounds to finish, we are second in the league, there is still hope of competing for the title!" and
handed the microphone to another young fan on the right, hoping that his words just now could guide him to support the team.
"It's already lost
, it's over, it's too disappointed!" the young man, poked his finger at the reporter's microphone, and repeated loudly again
, "It's over, Serie A champion, it's long gone!"
He scratched his head and looked at the white-haired old man in the middle in front of him, with kind eyes and a loving smile.
The reporter looked at him and pinned his hopes on the kind-looking old man.
"However, there are still five games left, anything can happen, Inter have not dropped the chain, there are five games left, will you continue to support
Milan
?" The old man took a deep breath and stretched out five fingers to the reporter:
"Can Milan win all the remaining five games?"
Chapter 198
Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded by AC Milan centre-forward Ibrahimovic
who was injured in the first half and did not leave the field to go to the hospital.
He insisted on staying on the sidelines and watching the Milan derby.
In the words of him and the team doctor, "I am the spiritual pillar of Milan, I can't leave, I leave, these kids on the field will be chaotic!"
Ibrahimovic dragged his scrap leg and watched the scoreboard go 0-2, beating once in ten minutes.
Accidentally, it jumped to 0-6!
He nervously asked his teammate Biglia: "What is the record for the biggest point difference in the Milan derby, we won't make history..." Biglia
shook his head solemnly,
"No!
"Today is just tying the record, we didn't set a record!" When
Ibrahimovic heard this, his face changed suddenly!
He picked up the water bottle next to him, smashed it and said a word:
"6 to 0 is not enough, 6 to 0 is not enough, 6 to 0 is not enough, 6 to 0 is not enough, 6 to 0 is not enough..."
At this time, the die-hard fans of Milan in the North Stand have begun to leave.
In just a minute or two, half of the fans got up from their seats, and the exit corridor was once congested.
A bearded Milan fan, while striding heavily on the fence, wrote "We AC Milan are invincible!] red banner, while crying, snot tears pasted his face: "
Wow wow wow~ so miserable
, wow wow, wow wow, Go, go, go to the store to buy
a mobile phone!" The father did not reply, yelled at him:
"Buy a fart mobile phone, no mobile phone!" The
little fat man was stunned, and then grabbed his father's pant leg with an arrow step.
You don't say, after watching this game, go to the Apple store next to it and buy me an iPhone 11 Pro
! I want a mobile phone!" "It's too expensive, don't buy it!" On
such a sunny and breezy afternoon, lightly witnessing the home team being slaughtered by 6 goals, equalling the largest point difference between the two teams in history, this uncle's mentality collapsed, where is the mood to buy a mobile phone for his fat son!
The fat son's eyes rolled around, "Dad, if the iPhone 11 Pro Max is too expensive, the iPhone 11 will also
do, you promised me, you can't talk and don't count!" "I don't count, what's wrong, what do you want, hurry me and go home!" Dad turned and left.
The fat son was anxious, and he was a fat fist at his father's leg, and his face turned red and he shouted:
"If you don't buy me an iPhone 11 Pro Max, I'll tell my mother about your secret date with Aunt Selena next door last week to watch the ball!"
"I&*#@¥...
The fat son was cunning and proud, with a grin on his face, "Dad, my dear dad, go quickly, I'll help you keep the secret, you buy me Pro Max, okay!"
"Good guy, dude you can, it's kind of interesting. "A passing fan gave him a thumbs up.
"Blessed are your sons who will be great in the future, brother." Another fan passed by and patted him on the shoulder.
The face of the fat child's father, at a speed visible to the naked eye, sank down.
After a fiasco, my mood fell to the bottom.
You smelly boy now dare to threaten your father with Aunt Selena
, is that a date, is
it clearly for female friends to go to the stadium to popularize football knowledge, okay!"
"Son, I have a MAX in my hand," Dad squatted down, changed his tone, and looked at his son with a smile, "Do you want it?"
When the fat son heard the word MAX, his eyes immediately lit up, and he didn't notice the cold light that flashed in his father's eyes.
I promise not to say that when you date Aunt Selena, I promise that my mother will not know!" The
corner of his father's mouth twitched, and he stretched out his hand to his son's face without smiling, took off the glasses on his fleshy face, and put them in his pocket.
Then pull down the sleeves slightly, revealing the large [M] symbol on your wrist.
This is a tattoo he tattooed on his wrist a few years ago to show his identity as a Milan fan.
The little fat man was stunned, "Dad, what about the mobile phone?" "The mobile phone
is gone, the palm of the hand has it! You will say Aunt Selena later, Lao Tzu will pump you into the sky!" "
Snap! A big mouth! Snap
! Another big mouth
! Snap
! Snap! Three big mouths in a row!
...
Off the pitch.
Some Milan fans who left early, three or three gathered outside the stadium, cursing the home team.
They put AC Milan up and down the team, taking turns to scold one side!
"Trash Pioli, I said, he is not qualified to take Milan
, he is a waste!" "Waste? Just Pioli a waste? Today the whole team is waste
!" "Especially Ibrahimovic, when he is old, he still goes to the bar with Lukaku, this is good, the first half will go down, we don't have to play!"
And that Romagnoli, Milan is green and yellow and no one is there, let such a cargo be the captain, the brain is pumped
!" "God, why should I come to the stadium on such a bright afternoon to watch the game, how much I can't open it!"
"Just like that, and want to compete with Inter for the Serie A title?
The reporter has already prepared a post-match press release in advance, the title is all thought of, called:
[Inter win hidden dangers, Milan defeat still sees the light]
He also has to accompany a video, that is, those fans who still support the team in the face of adversity, do not give up, to enrich his official article.
He searched through the crowd for a while and found three mild-looking and calm fans, who did not show the same excitement as the other fans.
The reporter saw the opportunity and immediately rushed up to stop them.
official reporter of AC Milan, stopped three fans to interview
: "Hello! You
say.
The oldest of the three, the white-haired old fan, pushed his sunglasses down on his forehead, wrapped his hands around his chest, and looked at the reporter.
The reporter did not ask questions, but began his opening statement in front of the camera.
"Regarding this Milan derby, unfortunately, we were hit hard this afternoon, losing to our arch-rivals Inter Milan, which really disappointed everyone, we haven't experienced such a big defeat for a long time!"
However, at the scene of the game, there was such a group of lovely fans, who were not discouraged or complained when the team lost, but always stood with Milan, wearing dazzling red and black sword shirts, cheering for faith, cheering, cheering, shaking the flag, accompanying the strong Milan, and persevering until the last second!"
After the reporter finished speaking, he handed the microphone to the young man to the left of the old fan.
"Young man, how long have you supported Milan, in your mind, we..."
"Is Milan worthy of us, you M, return the money!" The
young man burst out, raised his arms high, and swung a punch.
"So many people have bought tickets, are you worthy of us, are you worthy of us, return the money!!"
The reporter was stunned, embarrassed.
Your kid has clear eyebrows, how can you speak so directly and don't play cards according to the routine!
"Well, that, the fans at the scene, the emotions are very excited, the feelings in our hearts, are also mixed, but we have to remember that now Serie A has only played 33 rounds, and there are still 5 rounds to finish, we are second in the league, there is still hope of competing for the title!" and
handed the microphone to another young fan on the right, hoping that his words just now could guide him to support the team.
"It's already lost
, it's over, it's too disappointed!" the young man, poked his finger at the reporter's microphone, and repeated loudly again
, "It's over, Serie A champion, it's long gone!"
He scratched his head and looked at the white-haired old man in the middle in front of him, with kind eyes and a loving smile.
The reporter looked at him and pinned his hopes on the kind-looking old man.
"However, there are still five games left, anything can happen, Inter have not dropped the chain, there are five games left, will you continue to support
Milan
?" The old man took a deep breath and stretched out five fingers to the reporter:
"Can Milan win all the remaining five games?"
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