Football: Just joined Chelsea and was targeted by Real Madrid
Chapter 209 Yamamoto's face
Mourinho exhorted the players for a long time before letting the players go back.
"Brother Ming, I haven't seen you for a long time, let's have a drink together."
As soon as Zhang Ming came out, Balotelli stopped Zhang Ming and asked.
"No problem, you pick a place, and I'll treat you."
"Brother Ming is refreshing, let's go, let you see my new car."
Balot Leadser dragged Zhang Ming to his newly bought sports car and said.
Made, people like Balotelli live in style.When I was poor, I couldn't even open the pot anymore, and I was cheeky everywhere.Even Amir, the most stingy boy scout in the reserve team, will not let go.Go to the team dormitory every day to play the autumn breeze.
Speaking of Balotelli's level of playing the autumn wind, it is really proficient.
That boy Amir is known as the iron cock among the iron cocks, and he is good at calculating even when he eats instant noodles.In Wadqi's words, it was the owner who stuck a penny in his asshole and fired from behind with two machine guns, but they couldn't get it out.But meeting Balotelli is not enough, his wife was already beaten by Balotelli.If it weren't for Zhang Ming's intervention, Balotelli would have eaten up Amir's flesh and blood, and boiled all his bones for oil and water.
Balotelli is rich now, and the goal bonus is paid out, that's how fucking rich it is.Millions of sports cars are bought as soon as they are bought.
Just as Zhang Ming and Balotelli got into the sports car, that boy Yamamoto arrived out of breath.
"Brother Ming, how can you drink less of me. I just called Qingzi, and I said that you and I are working overtime on the team to practice."
Saying that, Yamamoto was about to open the car door.
Hey, this uncle is fine, he has already thought about the future.
"Xiaoshan, my car has two seats, and it can only accommodate two people."
Seeing that Yamamoto was about to come up, Balotelli said dissatisfiedly.
"Do you want me to go down, or do you want the minibus to go down?"
Seeing Yamamoto Lai in front of the car door, Zhang Ming asked angrily.
"Then what, you tell me the address, I'll go there by electric bike."
Yamamoto looked at Balotelli and Zhang Ming in the car, and said embarrassedly.
After Balotelli told Yamamoto the name of the bar, he stepped on the gas pedal and rushed out like lightning.
At this time, Zhang Ming really regretted it. If he had known, he would have asked Shan Benn to ride an electric bicycle by himself.Balotelli's driving is too frightening, and regardless of whether the fuel consumption is high or not, he just stepped on the gas pedal heartlessly.
The roar of the engine when the accelerator is stepped on, the sound of sudden braking, the sound of drifting, and the screams of the nympho girl on the side of the road, the sound is in my ears.Zhang Ming was so scared that his heart thumped.
After a while, I came to the bar door.
Seeing the luxury sports car approaching, girls flocked to him immediately.
When Balotelli saw so many girls, he was so beautiful.Chatted endlessly with a bunch of girls, and finally brought five of them into the bar.
"Brother Ming, how is it? This is the charm. It's free, and if you save it, you can spend money to find it later. Don't you Longguo pay attention to diligence and thrift? Look, how do I learn?"
After dating five girls, Balotelli excitedly said to Zhang Ming.
"Xiaoba, are you sure you're saving money this way? Wait until they drink and pay each other. They spend more on drinking than you spend on calling your sister."
At this time, Yamamoto also rushed over and said to Balotelli.
"What do you know, don't you want to drink if you call a girl? They also want to drink."
Balotelli said dissatisfied.
"We can call my sister after drinking. We can call my sister when we are full of wine and food. When the girl comes, she will do things, and when she is done, she will leave. This is much more cost-effective."
Yamamoto said in astonishment.
Fuck, I didn't see it, this boy Yamamoto actually has such a skill, and he is so meticulous in planning.
Mad, let Yamamoto go and play with that boy Amir.These two guys are more stingy than the other.Maybe these two guys have to ask for money after playing with other girls.
The coin in Amir's asshole was just impossible to hit with a machine gun.
This kid Yamamoto might not even be able to defeat him with an atomic bomb.After all, he has been beaten before and has experience.
"Brother Ming, what do you want to drink? Don't worry, even though it's your treat, you can't be polite."
The kid Balotelli said in a low-pitched voice.
"I'm free, you can order whatever you want."
All Zhang Ming's mind was thinking about was the match against Real Madrid, so he didn't have the mood to care about what to drink.
"Xiaoshan, what do you want to drink? Well, that's it."
Yamamoto: "..."
Fuck, is this the part where people ask you what you want to eat, and they order it before you even ask?
Zhang Ming saw Yamamoto opened his mouth in a daze and didn't say anything for a long time, so he thought darkly.
The next picture is the old routine, Balotelli has two, Zhang Ming has two, and Yamamoto has one.
"Brother Ming, I have to pay for it today. You came all the way from China, and I should take care of you, brother. There is no reason for you to pay."
After relaxing, Balotelli said domineeringly.
"Minibus, it's agreed that I will pay. I hate people who are arguing about paying in public like this."
"Brother Ming, no matter what you say today, I can't ask you to pay. There is no such rule. When I was in trouble a while ago, I was shut down everywhere. It was you who helped me, and you didn't treat me when I drank. And your motorcycle, In the end, I sold it, and you didn't say anything, just for this, and I can't let you arrange it today."
Fuck, you're really sold out.Grass mud horse, this is Wang Sicong's motorcycle.
"Slap me in the face? Are you slapping me in the face? Do you think I don't exist? Let me say it first, I have to arrange it today. No one should compete with me to pay the bill, or I will be in a hurry with you."
Hearing Zhang Ming and Balotelli scrambling to pay the bill, Yamamoto also shouted in shock.
"Ok."
Zhang Ming and Balotelli said in unison when they heard what Yamamoto said.
"Hey, no, Brother Ming, Brother Pug. Listen to me..."
Hearing Zhang Ming and Balotelli's straightforward answer, they were completely anxious.
"Xiaoshan, we have known each other for so long, and finally found out that you will pay the bill."
Balotelli said and walked out of the bar.
"Uncle, open up. Don't worry, just go for this. Tonight, I will definitely satisfy your sister Qingzi until dawn."
Zhang Ming gave Yamamoto a thumbs up and said.
After Zhang Ming finished speaking, he also walked out.Only Yamamoto was left messy in the bar.
Yamamoto just wanted to show off and pretend to be aggressive, Ye Zi took all his money, how could he have money to pay the bill.
"Xiaoba, are you sure Xiaoshan is rich?"
Zhang Ming came out and asked when he saw Balotelli.
"Don't worry, brother Ming, that kid still has some money. If he didn't have the money, he would definitely not rush to pay the bill. This kid is even more stingy than Amir, and it's rare for him to be generous. How can we be polite?"
Balotelli said nonchalantly.
"Damn it, how long has it been? Why hasn't Xiaoshan come back? It's just a payment. How long has it been?"
Zhang Ming and Balotelli waited at the door of the bar for a long time, but Yamamoto hadn't come out yet, Zhang Ming muttered.
As soon as Zhang Ming finished speaking, Yamamoto came out.It came out with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
"Damn it, Xiao Shan, it's only been a while. How the hell did you become so badass?"
Seeing that Yamamoto's face was swollen like a pig's head, Balotelli asked in puzzlement.
"Don't mention it, this boss is my friend. If I don't want my money, can I let it? I invite you to drink, how can I not pay?"
Yamamoto said while wiping the blood off his face.
"Then what happened to your face?"
"Brother Ming, you don't even know. I want to pay, but the boss doesn't want it. I left the money and left, but the boss stopped me, and finally I asked the security guard to stop me. I don't want my money, Ma De, the gang The security guards didn't care how serious they were, they stopped me, it's really ruthless."
Hearing Zhang Ming's words, Yamamoto said stiffly.
"Xiaoshan, is what you said true?"
Balotelli asked suspiciously.
"It must be true. If you don't believe me, you can ask the boss. I didn't pay at all in the end. If I paid today, I would be hit by a car and killed when I went out. If it's not a real friend, you don't pay for drinking. Can I let you out?"
Yamamoto shouted pretentiously.
What Yamamoto said stunned Balotelli for a moment.
"Brother Ming, I haven't seen you for a long time, let's have a drink together."
As soon as Zhang Ming came out, Balotelli stopped Zhang Ming and asked.
"No problem, you pick a place, and I'll treat you."
"Brother Ming is refreshing, let's go, let you see my new car."
Balot Leadser dragged Zhang Ming to his newly bought sports car and said.
Made, people like Balotelli live in style.When I was poor, I couldn't even open the pot anymore, and I was cheeky everywhere.Even Amir, the most stingy boy scout in the reserve team, will not let go.Go to the team dormitory every day to play the autumn breeze.
Speaking of Balotelli's level of playing the autumn wind, it is really proficient.
That boy Amir is known as the iron cock among the iron cocks, and he is good at calculating even when he eats instant noodles.In Wadqi's words, it was the owner who stuck a penny in his asshole and fired from behind with two machine guns, but they couldn't get it out.But meeting Balotelli is not enough, his wife was already beaten by Balotelli.If it weren't for Zhang Ming's intervention, Balotelli would have eaten up Amir's flesh and blood, and boiled all his bones for oil and water.
Balotelli is rich now, and the goal bonus is paid out, that's how fucking rich it is.Millions of sports cars are bought as soon as they are bought.
Just as Zhang Ming and Balotelli got into the sports car, that boy Yamamoto arrived out of breath.
"Brother Ming, how can you drink less of me. I just called Qingzi, and I said that you and I are working overtime on the team to practice."
Saying that, Yamamoto was about to open the car door.
Hey, this uncle is fine, he has already thought about the future.
"Xiaoshan, my car has two seats, and it can only accommodate two people."
Seeing that Yamamoto was about to come up, Balotelli said dissatisfiedly.
"Do you want me to go down, or do you want the minibus to go down?"
Seeing Yamamoto Lai in front of the car door, Zhang Ming asked angrily.
"Then what, you tell me the address, I'll go there by electric bike."
Yamamoto looked at Balotelli and Zhang Ming in the car, and said embarrassedly.
After Balotelli told Yamamoto the name of the bar, he stepped on the gas pedal and rushed out like lightning.
At this time, Zhang Ming really regretted it. If he had known, he would have asked Shan Benn to ride an electric bicycle by himself.Balotelli's driving is too frightening, and regardless of whether the fuel consumption is high or not, he just stepped on the gas pedal heartlessly.
The roar of the engine when the accelerator is stepped on, the sound of sudden braking, the sound of drifting, and the screams of the nympho girl on the side of the road, the sound is in my ears.Zhang Ming was so scared that his heart thumped.
After a while, I came to the bar door.
Seeing the luxury sports car approaching, girls flocked to him immediately.
When Balotelli saw so many girls, he was so beautiful.Chatted endlessly with a bunch of girls, and finally brought five of them into the bar.
"Brother Ming, how is it? This is the charm. It's free, and if you save it, you can spend money to find it later. Don't you Longguo pay attention to diligence and thrift? Look, how do I learn?"
After dating five girls, Balotelli excitedly said to Zhang Ming.
"Xiaoba, are you sure you're saving money this way? Wait until they drink and pay each other. They spend more on drinking than you spend on calling your sister."
At this time, Yamamoto also rushed over and said to Balotelli.
"What do you know, don't you want to drink if you call a girl? They also want to drink."
Balotelli said dissatisfied.
"We can call my sister after drinking. We can call my sister when we are full of wine and food. When the girl comes, she will do things, and when she is done, she will leave. This is much more cost-effective."
Yamamoto said in astonishment.
Fuck, I didn't see it, this boy Yamamoto actually has such a skill, and he is so meticulous in planning.
Mad, let Yamamoto go and play with that boy Amir.These two guys are more stingy than the other.Maybe these two guys have to ask for money after playing with other girls.
The coin in Amir's asshole was just impossible to hit with a machine gun.
This kid Yamamoto might not even be able to defeat him with an atomic bomb.After all, he has been beaten before and has experience.
"Brother Ming, what do you want to drink? Don't worry, even though it's your treat, you can't be polite."
The kid Balotelli said in a low-pitched voice.
"I'm free, you can order whatever you want."
All Zhang Ming's mind was thinking about was the match against Real Madrid, so he didn't have the mood to care about what to drink.
"Xiaoshan, what do you want to drink? Well, that's it."
Yamamoto: "..."
Fuck, is this the part where people ask you what you want to eat, and they order it before you even ask?
Zhang Ming saw Yamamoto opened his mouth in a daze and didn't say anything for a long time, so he thought darkly.
The next picture is the old routine, Balotelli has two, Zhang Ming has two, and Yamamoto has one.
"Brother Ming, I have to pay for it today. You came all the way from China, and I should take care of you, brother. There is no reason for you to pay."
After relaxing, Balotelli said domineeringly.
"Minibus, it's agreed that I will pay. I hate people who are arguing about paying in public like this."
"Brother Ming, no matter what you say today, I can't ask you to pay. There is no such rule. When I was in trouble a while ago, I was shut down everywhere. It was you who helped me, and you didn't treat me when I drank. And your motorcycle, In the end, I sold it, and you didn't say anything, just for this, and I can't let you arrange it today."
Fuck, you're really sold out.Grass mud horse, this is Wang Sicong's motorcycle.
"Slap me in the face? Are you slapping me in the face? Do you think I don't exist? Let me say it first, I have to arrange it today. No one should compete with me to pay the bill, or I will be in a hurry with you."
Hearing Zhang Ming and Balotelli scrambling to pay the bill, Yamamoto also shouted in shock.
"Ok."
Zhang Ming and Balotelli said in unison when they heard what Yamamoto said.
"Hey, no, Brother Ming, Brother Pug. Listen to me..."
Hearing Zhang Ming and Balotelli's straightforward answer, they were completely anxious.
"Xiaoshan, we have known each other for so long, and finally found out that you will pay the bill."
Balotelli said and walked out of the bar.
"Uncle, open up. Don't worry, just go for this. Tonight, I will definitely satisfy your sister Qingzi until dawn."
Zhang Ming gave Yamamoto a thumbs up and said.
After Zhang Ming finished speaking, he also walked out.Only Yamamoto was left messy in the bar.
Yamamoto just wanted to show off and pretend to be aggressive, Ye Zi took all his money, how could he have money to pay the bill.
"Xiaoba, are you sure Xiaoshan is rich?"
Zhang Ming came out and asked when he saw Balotelli.
"Don't worry, brother Ming, that kid still has some money. If he didn't have the money, he would definitely not rush to pay the bill. This kid is even more stingy than Amir, and it's rare for him to be generous. How can we be polite?"
Balotelli said nonchalantly.
"Damn it, how long has it been? Why hasn't Xiaoshan come back? It's just a payment. How long has it been?"
Zhang Ming and Balotelli waited at the door of the bar for a long time, but Yamamoto hadn't come out yet, Zhang Ming muttered.
As soon as Zhang Ming finished speaking, Yamamoto came out.It came out with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
"Damn it, Xiao Shan, it's only been a while. How the hell did you become so badass?"
Seeing that Yamamoto's face was swollen like a pig's head, Balotelli asked in puzzlement.
"Don't mention it, this boss is my friend. If I don't want my money, can I let it? I invite you to drink, how can I not pay?"
Yamamoto said while wiping the blood off his face.
"Then what happened to your face?"
"Brother Ming, you don't even know. I want to pay, but the boss doesn't want it. I left the money and left, but the boss stopped me, and finally I asked the security guard to stop me. I don't want my money, Ma De, the gang The security guards didn't care how serious they were, they stopped me, it's really ruthless."
Hearing Zhang Ming's words, Yamamoto said stiffly.
"Xiaoshan, is what you said true?"
Balotelli asked suspiciously.
"It must be true. If you don't believe me, you can ask the boss. I didn't pay at all in the end. If I paid today, I would be hit by a car and killed when I went out. If it's not a real friend, you don't pay for drinking. Can I let you out?"
Yamamoto shouted pretentiously.
What Yamamoto said stunned Balotelli for a moment.
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