From Space Idiot to Professor

43 – The Three of Us (5)

I looked back on my memories.

Apparently I fell off a cliff.

“I called you here.”

The sound of footsteps.

Foreign media was approaching through the dark atmosphere.

The figure approaching with seventy-four tentacles could be said to be a monster.

“You are currently in a state of lyrics. Well, he’s not dead.”

The foreign media laughed and said something incomprehensible.

The floor was slippery, so I looked down and saw a pile of indigo-colored threads.

The more you look at it, the more bizarre and eerie the space becomes.

I wanted to leave as soon as possible, but it was impossible unless the foreign media gave permission.

The foreign press that was just around the corner raised its chin and said.

“I gave you two quests. One was to become the best, and the other was to subdue those who were arrogant.”

A clear voice echoed through the space.

“It seems like one of them was good at Yongin Liquor, so it somehow worked out.”

“I knew it would go well.”

“No, that’s what we call a fluke. Kid.”

Foreign media grins. A bizarre smile.

“But the second request was different. You hit your own head with a caliper. “I was looking forward to smashing someone’s head.”

She said quietly, frowning her ‘face’.

“Human, I thought you would break the rules set at school.”

At some point, I realized two things.

The first of these is that my attitude so far has been passive.

Foreign media always acts one step ahead of humans. To stop them in advance, we had to move faster and in an unpredictable direction.

I just became a high school student and contacted my graduate school advisor?

Isn’t this quite possible?

This will not be much of a surprise to foreign media outlets.

We need to move more dramatically than we do now. You have to try things that you cannot do as a student.

Also, the second realization was that there was a trick in the quest given by foreign media.

The ‘Caliper of Wisdom’ is an item given by foreign media.

In other words, if someone else touches it, it can go crazy.

Especially for students without a constellation, just one touch will lead to death.

“Why didn’t you hit the other student?”

“… “Then you will be expelled.”

“So you hit yourself on the head?”

“I’m also arrogant.”

I was arrogant in thinking that I had less to worry about because I passed Stellarium.

If you are human, you have to struggle.

Yes, the main character is probably rolling to his death by now. I can’t be like this.

“I was too proud, so I changed my mind… That’s an interesting story. Fun. “It’s very fun.”

A glowing tentacle wanders before my eyes.

Soon, one of the tentacles held out a thick book in front of me.

“This is a reward for giving me some fun. “Take it.”

[Sage’s Guide (Lv.10)]

It came out. Quest reward.

A wise man’s guide, a unique item that tells you what will happen in the future.

If you are level 10, you will probably find all the important information.

But when I suddenly tried to open it, I couldn’t help but hesitate.

Will the future change if I see this?

“Why are you doing that? “I told you to unfold it.”

If it is the future, we know it now.

Destruction.

There is no need to read it.

I threw the book back without even opening it.

“What are you doing?”

I couldn’t see the foreign reporter’s face, but she was clearly frowning.

The fear comes over me, as if my head will be crushed if I speak my mouth incorrectly.

Here is one major principle of my life.

No matter what happens, never be scared.

“No need.”

I answered confidently.

“No need?”

“Uh.”

“Knowing the future is a good thing. Whether it’s a return or a prophecy. Or you know it this way. If you know, you have time to prepare. Are you trying to ignore this long-awaited favor?”

“It’s not a favor, is it?”

It’s a quest reward.

“Smart guy.”

The foreign media tsk and clicked her tongue.

There was a subtle change in her tone. To be precise, it was a very excited voice.

She asked.

“What do you want?”

“Solution.”

“You’re trying to live an easy life.”

“I’m not even interested in paths I won’t take. “I will change the future.”

“What a rude district. “You don’t know who you’re standing in front of right now, do you?”

“I know. Foreign press. “A much higher life form than us, living in the 7th dimension.”

“You know that, but you’re being picky about it.”

Whirl! Eight pairs of tentacles wrapped around my body.

I can’t move.

Cartesia slowly approached me, who was tied tightly.

She touched the area around my abdomen and laughed darkly.

“What do you think will happen if I give strength to this?”

“Pregnant?”

“Correct answer.”

Foreign news is definitely foreign news. To think of impregnating a man is no ordinary madness.

But at the same time, I am curious.

“… “If a child is born between a human and an alien being, what happens genetically?”

“… ….”

“No, really. “I’m curious.”

For a moment, even after spitting it out, I wondered what kind of bullsh*t I was talking about.

Sleep.

The tentacles were released.

“Crazy guy.”

For a very brief moment, I could see the expressions on the foreign media’s faces.

It was too beautiful to be called a monster, and it also had the shape of a human.

It was a strange thing. The foreign media that views humans as if they are insects is actually imitating them in human form.

I could see the corners of the woman’s mouth rising.

“That’s interesting. “It’s rewarding to have you as a host.”

She did what she said.

“Let me ask you again. Are you really not going to take the Wise Man’s Guide?”

“Uh.”

“Then what do you want?”

“Bomb.”

A big, beautiful bomb that will blow all your heads off and bring peace to this universe.

“Related theory, recipe you established. “Everything I know, as much as possible.”

“He’s a greedy guy.”

Cartesia began to laugh for an unprecedentedly long time.

The laughter was too pure to be called noise, but at the same time, it also had a melancholy feel to it.

“Are you asking for all my research results? “This is the first time in my life I’ve seen a guy asking for a deal with a foreign media!”

“… ….”

“… “Yeah, that’s good.”

Tuk. Something touched her feet.

It was a new book.

“Take it.”

This time, I picked up the book without hesitation.

It is a hardcover book with nothing written on it. No matter which page I open, there is nothing but blank paper.

“This is a rare masterpiece that I took a long time to complete. He’s like my baby… “It’s still unfinished.”

Soon, a title was engraved on the outside of the hardcover book, and the status window was forcibly opened.

“You fill in the rest. “It would be interesting to watch that.”

You asked for a scoop of your own paper.

As expected, I am not in my right mind-

***

Zero point where black holes are condensed.

The outsider, Cartesia, who was sitting there as a throne, was laughing heartily.

– Useless and half-assed.

– The shame of our race.

– Stay confined to the outskirts for the rest of your life.

I bit down on the tentacle.

The white shining scalene polyhedron diffusely reflects the space. The temperature of the black hole increases rapidly.

I was angry.

– What difference does it make if you are curious about a lower species called Homo sapiens?

– Cartesia, you are doing something useless right now.

– It’s only half the level.

Cartesia’s eyes burned hotly.

“Things that even humans cannot do… ….”

The people you ignore.

The person you guys are harassing.

Let’s all suffer harshly at the hands of that ugly human being.

***

[25,000 Pron was paid as a reward for defeating the B-class incarnation, Lenaniai.]

[In exchange for the existing compensation and the acquired pron, the following papers can now be viewed.]

[7-Dimension Quantum Gravitation Aether Field Theory, Cartesia, from Sgr A* (incomplete)]

I opened my eyes in a dark cave.

The first thing you see is the status window, and the second thing you see is a glowing bonfire.

He clearly lost consciousness after falling into the water, but Rustilla seems to have treated him well after that.

Both shoulders were heavy.

I turned my head to follow the sound of dripping water, and found Rustilla sleeping, leaning on my left arm.

I am in dreamland, with her own arms curled around my arms, as if her kudzu were tangled.

Even the way she sleeps is pretty. He is a beautiful woman.

No, not until I am watching it now.

I waved my left arm.

“Wow… !”

Rustila woke up with a scream, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

After rubbing the corner of his eyes a few times, he looked at my face and his eyes widened.

“Idel! I woke up… ! Tsk… !”

It is a groan. Did I get hurt somewhere?

Such thoughts soon flew away.

Rustilla was half naked. The stigmata on her shoulder, bearing her surname, are clearly visible.

It was a shame because she was covering her upper body with her school uniform jacket, otherwise she would have looked like a man in the world.

I closed my eyes and raised my head.

Miss Lu Stila, who was living in Idel, quickly left and picked up her clothes and put them on. I couldn’t see her, but I could tell by the rustling sound.

“… Woke up?”

“Yes.”

“Are you okay?”

“No problem.”

Her head hurt like it would crack from being hit with her caliper, but it wasn’t enough to make her scream.

But something is strange.

Even though Lu Stila had fallen from her left arm, she still felt heavy.

I mechanically looked away.

Zernia was attached.

“Ah… ….”

Lou Stilla let out her bowel sounds.

The child was too embarrassed to ask Rustila to take her off.

It was when she tried to put her hand on Zernia’s shoulder for the countless times.

Tap!

“…… “Don’t touch it.”

At some point, Zernya, who opened her eyes, pushed my hand away.

I had no choice but to look upward again.

He was just wearing a dress shirt.

“Why are you clinging to me like this when I tell you not to touch me?”

“…… ? Ah.”

Only then did Zernia fall.

While the rustling was going on, I sang the national anthem four times.

Sarak, Sarak.

“Damn, why isn’t this included…?” .”

Zernya is the chapter boss, so Phase 2 is no joke.

After the war without gunfire, the Third Country entered a lull.

We all sat in a circle around the bonfire and hit the fireballs together.

Shoo!

The rain was pouring down like crazy.

I’m embarrassed. The three people are just looking at each other as the game of guessing suddenly begins.

There is nothing we can do about it.

[Gravity bomb development theory and recipe (incomplete)]

I should read the paper.