Chapter 1
Teyvat Continent, who is the peak of combat power
? Have you ever heard of the Thousand Winds Elves ascending to the throne and blowing away the wind and snow in Mondstadt
? Have you ever heard of the Rock King Emperor, the Celestial Star falling and invincible, like the rain rock spearing into a lonely cloud
? Have you ever heard of the
King of a Thousand Trees that is forgotten by the world and no one knows?
Have you ever heard that the sky twins have landed, searched for blood relatives for 500 years, and joined forces with the gods of war
? Have you ever known who turned the ruins
of the wind dragon into the ruins of the wind dragon? Have you ever known where the terrifying demon dragon came from
? Have you ever known how strong the Fatui who are rampaging through the Seven Kingdoms really are?
.........
Ever... Xu Qing said that he didn't know anything, and he was still confused.
Didn't he wait for the big version to update and start the server at 10
o'clock in the morning? It's an old tradition that the server starts at 11 o'clock, but it is often ten minutes and half an hour early.
I didn't eat or drink for a year, I saved 100,000 rough stones, and I was about to bring my wife home, why did I suddenly come here?
The rooftop of Wangshu Inn
?"Ding,The inventory video system has been bound!Host
: Xu Qing (temporary)
Age: Single for 22 yearsGender
: Male?
Hobbies: Salted fish, rotten, daydreaming, toad wants to eat swan meat, fantasist....
Favorite people: Hu Tao, Ningguang, Ganyu, Thor, Crumb Fox, Nahida...
Strength: Battle Five Scum (One hilichurl can fight ten of you)
Evaluation: A two-dimensional single Wang who fantasizes about being able to cross all day long!"
looked at the blue transparent screen that appeared in front of him, and the cold system prompt in his head.
Xu Qing was stunned for a moment
, what the hell! What's wrong with being single for twenty-two years, can you bear with you?
Yes, seeing this scene, Xu Qing immediately thought not of what kind of crossing and system, but the dazzling four words of being single for twenty-two years
! I'm single, can't I be proud
! You all exude the sour smell of love, and only I exude the fragrance of a single dog!
Xu Qing looked down and stopped again on the gender side.
Gender: Male
? The corners of Xu Qing's mouth twitched, gender male is no problem, but why do you have to write a question mark at the end
? What does this mean?
I suspect that I am not a man
? Dog system, you come out, do you want the two of us to compare who is bigger and who is more powerful?
I finally put up with this, and continued to look down, my face was already extremely dark.
What kind of hobby is this? System, you come out and explain, what kind of hobby is rotten?
You
don't treat me handsome and chic, a handsome boy, a jade tree in the wind, a stranger like a jade, and a son in the world... Just write it down and forget it.
Why is it full of salted fish, rotten
, daydreaming, toad wants to eat swan meat, fantasist? daydreaming
? toad wants to eat swan meat
? fantasist? Well, the last Xu Qing admitted, after all, he fantasized
about traveling to Teyvat to see his wife all day long.
But isn't it too much for a toad to want to eat swan meat
? Every wife, he has prepared a huge sum of 10 million yuan, as well as countless precious materials, enough for all the wives to fill up!
This bride price is not enough?
Okay, you are amazing, we can endure this.
Xu Qing's gaze continued to look down, and when he saw the person he liked, he finally laughed.
Dog system, you still have a little conscience about this.
But the next moment, Xu Qing's smile disappeared in an instant, revealing a speechless look again.
Forget about the five scumbags, after all, he is now an ordinary person.
But... Why do you emphasize that one hilichurl can beat ten of yourself?
Take a deep breath, if the system has an entity, Xu Qing said that he will directly punch his face
! In the game, let alone a hilichurl, even the four hilichurl kings in the abyss go up together, and they are also killed by their own wives!
" It's really embarrassing, the result is that it was reopened 274 times, and he was beaten 275 times?".
A little Lori's soft voice came, and her tone was full of mockery.
"Who, expose my old bottom?" Xu
Qing looked in the direction of the voice, and the anger in his eyes suddenly dissipated, revealing a touch of surprise.
I saw that about three meters behind him, a little Lori who was only about half a meter tall was flying in mid-air.
Little Lori has a round, cute little face, an aqua blue skirt, and fair and tender skin like clotted cream, which makes people can't help but want to pinch it.
And Xu Qing did just that, such a cute little Lori, it's so cute, okay! The little Lori's
figure disappeared instantly, dodged Xu Qing's hand, and appeared in another direction.
"Dead pervert, put away your groping pig hands, I have already seen through your heart!" At
the same time, she didn't forget to taunt Xu Qing again, making Xu Qing's face darker and darker.
"I'll see what you're thinking right now, trying to spank me, daydreaming again. Little
Lori put her hands on her waist, her expression was very disdainful, the host of this generation is really a batch of Lakua, five scum of war, and a brittle body.
Xu Qing's face darkened, but he held back, indeed, he was now a scumbag.
He is sub-healthy, and he can't even beat an ordinary adult in the Teyvat Continent, let alone the Vision of God or the Demon God Ruling God.
Before
crossing over, he had read countless secondary two novels and understood that the little Lori in front of him should be a very likely system elf.
Such an outrageous thing has come out, is there anything unacceptable about another system elf?
Sure enough, the little Lori in front of him spoke again in the next moment, confirming Xu Qing's guess.
"That, I'm thinking about the five scum of the war again, I'm the system elf, and my name is Xiao Crooked. "
Little crooked..."The corners of Xu Qing's mouth twitched, why are other elf names so cute, what do you mean by calling this stupid name?"
"I know from your mind that a crooked little guarantee will make you very excited, so I think the name of Little Crooked
is quite good." "
As far as I can see, you are simply born with the ultimate European emperor, every time you have a small guarantee, you will be crooked, so excited that you broke five mice, three keyboards, and two mobile phones..."
"Otherwise, do you think that you will be the son of destiny, and the little guarantee will be crooked? It's all the credit of the little crooked!" The little crooked
put his hands on his waist, raised his head high, and looked extremely proud, looking like he was about to praise me.
"I'm excited about you!" Xu
Qing jumped up suddenly, thinking of his glorious record in drawing cards, he only felt extremely painful.
Do you understand the pain of ten lives and seven sevens? Do you understand the pain
of the full essence of the Wind Eagle Sword? The only one full life seventy-seven, the only full essence weapon of the Wind Eagle Sword...
Xu Qing took a deep breath, in this way, he is indeed the number one European emperor in the world.
The probability that the small guarantee is crooked is 50 percent, and he is crooked continuously... 32 small guarantees!
One in four billion!
"My war five scum host, don't be so excited, don't become the first traverser to die because of excitement, then I can only find another lucky star~"
Xu Qing patted his chest and forced himself to calm down, he couldn't beat it.
"Groove, I can't help it, you give me back my wife!" "
I can't bear it, he's not a man!
PS: From the old book, I know the reason why the author opened this book, because the last book has counted part of the combat power, so the outline has been all revised, this time several countries are taking stock together, thank you for your understanding.
The new book set sail, it is too difficult to start, please ask for a lot of comments, thank you for your support.