Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

"Master Offal?"

"Is this what you mean by Lord Keqing?"

Ganyu was a little puzzled.

As far as she knew, wasn't Lord Keqing's family in the land industry?

Could it be that ... Have you entered or are planning to enter the food industry?

"It should be said that it is me. "

"But no one in my family is in the food industry. "

"And my favorite delicacy is the golden shrimp balls, which have nothing to do with offal. "

"If you insist on saying that the master of beef offal, Xiangling is also a better match, right?"

At this time, Ke Qing was also puzzled.

If you want to say the first few indecent things, she can still reluctantly admit that they are related.

At best, that Thunder Slime immunity is a bit outrageous.

But when she thinks about it, her vision is a thunder element.

I can make do with it, too.

But this offal master can't rub it at all.

After going through the situation of herself and her family in her mind, Keqing didn't find anything wrong.

Suddenly I became confident.

"This time the light curtain must be mistaken!"

"I have nothing to do with the offal master!"

Ningguang, however, doesn't think so.

Although the one of the light curtains has a bad taste, there is no doubt about its strength!

All the previous unscrupulous reviews are also more or less related to the person being reviewed.

So there must be something missing.

It's just that they haven't found out yet.

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Master Beef Offal, what's the situation?]

[Wendy: I feel that the style is so different from the previous ones!]

[Xiangling: Could it be that ... Keqing is not only Liyue Thor in private, but also a beef offal master? (Wicked laughs.jpg)]

[Keqing: ......]

[Zhongli: Based on the comments of the light curtain, it should be impossible to be completely unrelated. I guess something was missing. 】

[Kamisato Ayaka: But Miss Keqing is Yuhengxing, no matter how you think about it, she won't have anything to do with the beef miscellaneous master!]

[Paimon: Where's the food?]

[Keqing: My favorite thing to eat is golden shrimp balls. 】

[Fu Ning "830"Na: It's really a bit hard to think. 】

[Nahida: Let's see what the light curtain has to say.] 】

...

Villa.

Luo Chen also felt a little emotional after saying the words "Beef Miscellaneous Master".

Although there are a lot of stalks on Aqing's body.

But in addition to "strengthening Keqing", this is the most famous!

All kinds of second creations simply created her to death!

Shaking his head, he smiled and said after retracting his thoughts.

"It's also interesting to say, normally speaking, Keqing has nothing to do with beef offal. "

"But something went wrong. "

"I'll put some of her words here, and you should know. "

As he spoke, Luo Chen played the voice of the Celestial Elemental Explosion several times.

[Nowhere to Run]

[Sword out, shadow follow]

[The sword light is like me, cut all the mess]

[Nowhere to Run]

[Sword out, shadow follow]

[The sword light is like me, cut all the mess]

【......】

...

Liyue, Jade Pavilion.

"There is nowhere to run!"

"The sword is out, and the shadow is with you!"

"The sword light is like me, cut all the messes!"

"No problem, everything is normal!"

Hearing the words of the light curtain, Ke Qing whispered a few words.

But I didn't find any problems at all.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but look at Ningguang and Ganyu.

"Did you find out?"

"Of course!"

Ningguang held the pipe, and an inexplicable smile flashed across his face.

made Keqing look a little flustered.

"yes, I didn't expect it to be hidden in this place!"

Ganyu also sighed with emotion.

"Where the hell is it?"

"Don't be a riddler!"

Keqing was a little anxious.

This feeling that everyone else knows, but only you don't know is so uncomfortable!

Especially when the person concerned is still himself!

"Lord Keqing, you read the third sentence a few more times, read it faster. "

Ganyu prompted.

"The third sentence?"

Keqing frowned slightly.

But he didn't think much about it, and read it quickly in a low voice.

"The sword light is like me, cut all the messes!"

"The sword light is like me, cut all the messes!"

"The sword light is like me, cut all the ......"

Suddenly, Keqing's expression was stunned for a moment.

"Miscellaneous?"

"Offal?"

"The sword light is like me, cut off all the offal??"

"Is that so?"

Keqing was completely dumbfounded.

Is that okay?

She is a user, and she has not found it for so many years.

How did the people of the light curtain get together, hey?

...

At this time, the [Extraordinary Chat Group]

[Paimon: What the hell is it?

[Xiangling: It's "the sword light is like me, cut all the offal"! 】

[Yingmei: It's so lively! Who can find out about this? It's really not serious!]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Yes! The first person to discover it must be a genius!]

[Alice: Cut off the offal, the offal master, the carving master!Well, it's reasonable!]

[Wendy: Hey, if you look at it this way, isn't Yunlai's swordsmanship also a cow miscellaneous swordsmanship?]

[Fu Ningna: Master Carving? Beef offal swordsmanship?

[Shadow: Oh?]

[Yae Miko: Liyue Thor can make offal, my old friend, crying with envy.] 】

[Charlotte: Ahem, Miss Yu Hengxing, what do you think of this?]

[Keqing: ......]

Engraving master?

Cattle... Ox offal swordsmanship?

Ke Qing's face froze as she looked at the discussion in the group.

What is this?

Just as she was about to refute the denial, the picture on the left side of the light curtain suddenly changed.

She subconsciously looked over.

...

Villa.

Luo Chen said with a smile.

"Looks like everyone already knows. "

That's right, that's how Aqing's title of "Beef Miscellaneous Master" came about. "

"For this reason, A-Qing also created a song!"

"Next, please enjoy Master Ke's single "My Roast Offal"!"

As he spoke, he clicked the mouse and started playing a new video.

Single?

Hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment.

Boy!

Is Keqing so fierce?

Even the singles are there??

Wait a minute!

The title of the single that the light curtain just now seems to be "My Roast Offal???

Hiss~

Sure enough, it's not a serious single!

But in this way, more people are interested.

As for Keqing himself......

When she heard this, she chuckled in her heart.

Her intuition told her that there was absolutely no life in this video!

Serious people, who uses this title as the title of the song?

If it was possible, Keqing wanted to close it immediately.

But apparently it is no longer possible.

...

In the light curtain, the video is in front of the Wanmin Hall in Liyue.

In the center of the picture, Keqing is setting up a stall to roast beef offal.

Figuratively,

Compared with the previous heroic posture, there are some big heads and small bodies here.

It has a different kind of cuteness.

At this time, she was roasting offal and singing a song.

"Have you ever eaten the fragrant taste?"

"Have you ever tasted the spicy feeling?"

"Have you ever heard the singing of the Liyue Reds?"

From time to time, he shook his head and closed his eyes from time to time......

It's like being immersed in your own world.

At this time, as the song came to a climax, the singing voice also soared.

Even the amplitude of shaking his head increased.

"The real roast offal, but ~~ it's exciting!"

"Let you eat real lime!"

"A different taste ~ taste ~ !!"

"Grilled offal ~ Grilled offal!!"

"My ~ roast ~ beef ~ miscellaneous !!"

"Let you eat until you are happy every day~"

"Grilled offal ~ Grilled offal!!"

"My ~ roast ~ beef ~ miscellaneous !!"

"Let you eat until every morning and dusk are refreshed~~!!"

This is Master Carving's single "My Roast Offal".

Although the lyrics are a little strange, if you sing them normally, it is not too much of a problem.

However, with strange body shapes, strange voices, demonic dances, and the occasional intelligent look......

It makes people feel extra twitching. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

On the side, men like Arataki Itto were scared stupid.

Covering his mouth with one hand and pointing at Keqing with the other, his face full of horror.

......

Mondstadt, Basilica of the West Wind.

"It's... This is "My Roast Offal"?"[]

At this time, Barbara's small mouth opened slightly, and her face was full of shock.

Before listening to it, she thought the title of the song was a bit strange.

But I think the content might be good.

However, I didn't expect it to be so... It's so exciting!

She's still too innocent.

In contrast, my previous comments can be ......

"Whew!"

"It's okay, it's good that my idol is a serious song. "

Barbara hurriedly stroked her hun mouth, looking happy.

As for the unorthodox "Divine Ruler of the Flesh", "Studying Medicine Can't Save Mondstadt"......

There are other people's inappropriate reviews in contrast, as if... That's it!

Sure enough, happiness still has to be compared!

It's not a good idea to think so, but Barbara can only say sorry in her heart.

......

Inazuma, castle tower.

"Oops, nice!"

"Miss Keqing's single is really good!"

Yae Miko put down her chopsticks and had a smile on her face.

It seems to be very appreciative.

On the side, Shadow and Kujou Sara also looked at each other with strange expressions when they heard it.

Is this single good?

Demonic is about the same, right?

So... What weird things does Miko (the Yae Miyaji-sama) look at on weekdays?

"How?"

"Do you think it's bad?"

Noticing the gaze on the side, Yae Miko raised her eyebrows.

Without waiting for them to answer, she turned to the side and looked at Shadow sly.

"Miss Keqing is known as Jade Hengxing and Liyue Thor, and she can not only cook offal, but also sing. "

"Shadow, can you, the real Thor, do it?"

Shadow: "......"

This guy!

He actually picked his own weakness to provoke trouble!

Especially with the presence of subordinates!

Thinking of this, she couldn't wait to take out the naginata and slash the fox!

As for the rebuttal......

No way!

The others can be defended, this really can't be refuted.

But Yae Miko is bullying the shadow simple.

It's a chrysanthemum flower.

That's probably what she said.

[What if I can cook and sing? Can I still draw a knife?

Seeing that the shogun was frustrated, at this time, Kujou Sara couldn't stand it anymore.

After carefully putting down the statue of the Lord of the Great Imperial Palace, she spoke....

"Lord Gongji, the general is a god of narration, so naturally he doesn't need to do it himself. "

"If you need to eat or drink, I'll deliver it myself. "

"You need to listen to the song, and the eldest lady of the Kamisato family has joined the idol group. "

"If she can't do it alone, I'll invite the other three later!"

Hearing this, Yae Miko looked slightly surprised.

And while Ying was relieved, he was relieved.

Not bad!

I read the wrong person!

The thing was not delivered to the wrong person!

Sarah is a good subordinate!

But the pink-haired fox definitely won't let it go so easily.

"Kage is the real Thor!"

"The general's status is noble, and you don't need to do it yourself!"

"Liyue Thor will be, but the genuine Thor won't, isn't it?"

"No one dares to gossip about the General!"

“......"

"Alright, don't talk about it!"

Seeing the two arguing, Ying was still having fun at first.

But listening to it also gives me a headache.

simply interrupted directly.

Seeing that the two of them really stopped, Ying was silent for a while, and then said with a serious face.

"Miko is right!"

"That so-called Liyue Thor can do offal and sing, so naturally I can't be left behind!"

"You guys wait here, I'll cook you a few dishes. "

So saying, he got up and walked out.

"Yes, General!"

Hearing Ei's words, Kujou Sara became a little excited.

Not only can I receive the statue of the Lord of the Great Imperial Palace today!

You can also eat the food cooked by the Shogun himself!

Who has such grace in general?

It's such an honor for me!

As for what Yae Miyaji said he couldn't cook?

Impossible!

It must be that the general doesn't cook often!

However, the expression on Yae Miko's face at this time instantly froze.

Kujo doesn't know, can she still not know?

Shadow's cooking is called a ......

Thinking of her previous experience, Rao is temperament couldn't help but shudder.

"Well, it's better to leave first. "

"With such a grace, nine of them is enough for one person!"

The pink-haired fox thought to himself.

However, at this moment, a faint word reached her ears.

"Miko, don't slip away!"

"Otherwise, I'll go to the Narukami Shrine myself!"

"You don't want to be seen by anyone, do you?"

Obviously, although Shadow Treasure is not very smart, he still knows his friend very well.

Yae Miko: "......"

Having said that, what else can she do?

If you want to blame yourself, you can only blame yourself for causing the topic......

It's an unlucky day......

......

Liyue, Jade Pavilion.

"My roast offal ......"

"It's even more outrageous than I had a hunch......"

At this time, Keqing looked at the video in the light curtain, and the corners of her mouth twitched.

Before watching it, she thought she should be the same as the previous video of Barbara.

It's standing on stage and singing.

At most, the lyrics are weird, and then the society dies!

For this reason, I have to be mentally prepared in advance.

But I never expected that she was still too naïve and underestimated the bad taste of the people who had the light curtain.

The beautiful girl's self has become a big head and a small body.

The girl's voice turned into an extremely strange and strange voice.

Plus that pompous action 0.9 look......

Keqing felt that his Yuhengxing's life was all gone......

"Why am I always the one who is persecuted?"

Keqing wanted to cry a little without tears.

She didn't do anything bad......

On the side, Ganyu also nodded again and again after hearing this.

Isn't it......

This is not a serious review of the fifth item!

It's all already caught up with the fulfillers!

But that's the fulfiller!

However, after thinking about the previous inappropriate comments about Keqing, she was serious.

"Lord Keqing, it's not all persecution!"

"After all, in a sense, Liyue Thor is a compliment to you!"

"That's right!"

"Ordinary people don't have this treatment!"

Ningguang agreed.

In a world dominated by the Seven Rulers of the Earthly World.

The gods are basically the biggest!

It's a great honor to be able to get in touch with them.

Keqing: "......"

I want to refute it.

But there seems to be a little truth to the findings.

So, the person in the light curtain has special care for me, right?

Keqing subconsciously attacked herself.

Think about what others have said before.

"Studying Medicine Can't Save Mondstadt" has a strong, violent Barbara on par!

In such a comparison, she suddenly felt that "My Roast Offal" seemed to be just like that...?

At least she's not the only one who dies anymore!

Look at the fulfillers again!

He suffered the most sins and persecuted the most.

But isn't it a lively and cheerful look yet?

Thinking about it like this, after a comparison, Keqing's mood suddenly became unblocked.

"I see, as long as I'm not the one who dies, it's not a thing!"

"Worthy of a fulfiller!"

"She's still the most thorough!"

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