Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Ms. Funina, do you want all of these?" The clerk looked at Funina and narrowed her eyes with laughter.

Without Lady Funina, their store would close down.

"Well... I'll take a look again!" Funina thought for a moment and began to choose slowly.

Ye Luo, why don't you come? If you don't come, I will expel you.

She never thought that Ye Luo would be caught. After all, he was a person with divine eyes and could not be arrested without any noise.

"Ms. Funina, look at this little cake. We have combined your past tastes and specially prepared a new product for you!" The clerk looked at Funina and introduced it very enthusiastically.

"Oh!" Funina looked indifferent, but when the clerk didn't pay attention, she swallowed hard.

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"Ms. Funina, the ones you selected just now..." The clerk looked at Funina as if looking at the God of Wealth.

"I don't want these... I don't want any of these." Funina waved her hand, looking indifferent.

There is no other way, if she delays it any longer, people will have to become suspicious.

"Ah!" The clerk was a little surprised and didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Wrap it up!" At this time, Funina's expectant voice came. It was Ye Luo who had finished using the toilet. He went to buy some sugar and charcoal.

"Ye Luo, how did you know you were back? You are my assistant and you need to obey my orders at all times!" Funina glared at Ye Luo angrily and asked angrily.

"Yes, I understand. From now on, I will focus on Ms. Funina and report everything!" Ye Luo promised with a smile.

"Hmph, wrap them all up for me!" Funina snorted, then looked at the clerk with a smile.

"Oh!" The store clerk responded and nodded immediately.

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"Ye Luo, why are you buying white sugar? What is this dark thing? Is it brown sugar?" Funina looked at the things Ye Luo put on the table and asked in confusion.

"The white one is sugar, and the black one is charcoal!" Ye Luo shook his head and explained.

"Charcoal?" Funina looked at Ye Luo doubtfully, Tang Tang could understand.

But what the hell is charcoal? Isn't it very cold in this weather? I still need to buy charcoal for heating.

Moreover, the heating of the Momang Palace relied on the decrees and decrees of the cardinals.

"Haha, this is for brushing your teeth. It makes your teeth very clean!" Ye Luo had already thought that Funina would ask, and it was not false at all.

"Oh!" Funina nodded and brushed her teeth black. Wouldn't she have brushed her teeth black?

Little Ye Zi was really stupid. As a Fengdan god, she still felt deeply regretful.

It seems that Fengdan's education still needs her efforts to save more uneducated children like Ye Luo!

"Lord Funina, do you want to give it a try!" Ye Luo looked at Funina's suspicious eyes, then grabbed a little bit with a smile and teased.

"No, you can use it yourself!" Funina shook her head quickly, like shaking a rattle.

"Okay!" Ye Luo didn't force himself, nodded with a smile, and returned to his room with the charcoal.

Funina looked at Ye Luo's back and secretly guessed.

You must be doing something bad if you go back to your room so early!

As she thought about it, Funina's pretty face couldn't help but blush.

"Ignore him, he won't die, you should still enjoy my delicious little cake!" Funina shook her head and began to devote herself wholeheartedly to the process of eating delicious food.

……

Ye Luo returned to the room and began to think about how to get the other two things.

Sulfur was also available in the market, but not much, and the saltpeter troubled him very much.

However, he soon solved the problem. There was a lot of saltpeter in the toilet in Xiacheng District.

At present, the most important thing for him is not to make explosives, but to teach Ye Luosu to recognize the road and the people.

Ye Luo stretched out his hand and slowly released the elemental power.

With a "pop" sound, chlorophyll appeared.

"Most of them!" Chlorophyll shouted eagerly when he saw Ye Luo.

"Well, yes, there is progress!" Ye Luo nodded. According to education, this is called encouraging education.

"Most of you, are we still learning martial arts?" Chlorophyll looked at Ye Luo and asked expectantly.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, and he suspected that Chlorophyll was just pretending to be stupid, and the main purpose was to beat him!

"Ahem, let's stop learning. Culture is the foundation of our foundation!" Ye Luo coughed twice and shook his head quickly.

"Oh, what is culture? Does it hurt to hit someone?" Chlorophyll looked at Ye Luo with clear and stupid eyes and asked.

"It doesn't hurt, but it's just a little hot!" Ye Luo shook his head. He didn't know much about it, but he knew it better in his childhood.

It’s a pity that I didn’t apply for a patent. What a pity!

"It doesn't hurt to hit someone, so don't learn!" Chlorophyll shook his head and resisted.

"Ahem, be good, I'll give you something to eat after you finish studying!" Ye Luo coughed twice and hurriedly comforted her.

"Food, okay, I'll learn!" Chlorophyll couldn't help but clapped his hands and said excitedly.

Funina in the living room was startled when she heard the applause. She murmured softly:

"No, he is so fierce alone. If there are two of us in the future, wouldn't it be..."

With a "swish" sound, Funina's face turned red again.

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"Shh, keep your voice down!" Ye Luo quickly raised his index finger to signal Chlorophyll to be quiet.

Chlorophyll thought the teaching had begun. Although he was confused, he still imitated Ye Luo's movements and said: "Shh, keep your voice down!"

Ye Luo couldn't help it when he saw a mentally retarded person holding his face in front of him.

"Don't learn from me, I'll teach you to listen and understand!" Ye Luo quickly stretched out his hand to stop Chlorophyll's imitation show.

He is not Fukalos. He has a god in his family that needs to be passed down, so there is no need to play with substitute literature.

"Oh, you tell me!" Chlorophyll nodded and looked at Ye Luo.

Ye Luo then took out a map and a piece of white paper.

"Here, let me teach you how to read!" Ye Luo said, pointing to Momang Palace on the drawing and said:

"Now, our location is here!"

Chlorophyll looked at his feet, and then looked at the exterior view of Momang Palace that Ye Luo took out, with confusion on his face.

"Most of us, aren't we here? How come we are here?" Chlorophyll pointed to the ground and then to Ye Luo's photo.

Ye Luo patted his head, frantically hinting to himself not to be angry and to kill the chlorophyll.

"This is what it looks like outside, just remember it!" Ye Luo emphasized, looking at the chlorophyll.

"Oh, okay!" Chlorophyll shrank in fear, then nodded.

"Come, look in this direction. If you go from here, it's the way to the Li Te family!" Ye Luo looked at the direction and then explained to Chlorophyll.