Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Ahem!" Ye Luo walked up behind Funina and coughed twice, preparing to give her a surprise!

However, before Funina could turn around, the mechanical guard beside her turned her gun!

Ye Luo was so frightened that he was sweating all over his body. He just exercised his fists, but he couldn't withstand the bullets!

Only then did Funina turn her head. When she saw Ye Luo, she was happy at first. Then she looked at Ye Luo who was held by the barrel of a gun and was immediately startled.

She waved her hand quickly and shouted: "Stop it, stop it, this is my assistant! If there is a misfire, I will send you to the garbage dump for scrapping!"

Upon hearing this, the mechanical guard immediately retracted the barrel of the gun.

"Huh..." Ye Luo finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was almost about to assist Fu Fu when the middle path collapsed.

"Really, I said you don't need to guard anymore, and I still made arrangements for you. Do I still need the protection of these iron lumps as a majestic god?" Funina curled her lips and said with dissatisfaction.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly. With your fighting power, you can't even beat a dog. You are still pretending to be cool in front of me. I don't understand you yet!

However, Fufu, whom he chose, still couldn't hit her like this.

"This is also for your own good. We still need to have the honors that gods should have!" Ye Luo explained with a smile.

"Yeah, that's right. You can take me for a walk!" Funina nodded, then looked at Ye Luo with a smile.

"Okay!" Ye Luo nodded, and then started to visit with Funina.

……

Funina looked around and asked Ye Luo: "Little Ye Zi, is there anyone bullying you here? I will help you vent your anger!"

"No, no!" Ye Luo shook his head and explained: "You have already greeted Duke Leosley, who can bully me!"

"Really?" Funina frowned and stopped, her eyes falling on Ye Luo's arm.

Ye Luo quickly pulled up his clothes in an attempt to cover it up.

Funina grabbed Ye Luo's hand and asked angrily: "Who hit me, I will help you avenge him!"

"It's okay!" Ye Luo smiled and shook his head.

"Don't tell me!" Fu Nina was about to cry. She could already guess from the wounds how miserable Ye Luo's life was.

"Don't worry, I just practiced Kung Fu!" Ye Luo said helplessly, and then began to tell Fu Nina about the process of his apprenticeship.

"Hahaha..." After hearing this, Funina finally relaxed and laughed.

"Give me some face and stop laughing!" Ye Luo said awkwardly.

"My God...I really can't bear it, hahaha..." Fu Nina covered her stomach, almost laughing with tears in her eyes.

Especially when she heard that Ye Luo went to wake up the master at two o'clock, she laughed so much that she almost fell down, but Ye Luo held him up.

"Little Ye Zi, I didn't expect you to be so smart that you would be too talented to be my assistant." Funina patted Ye Luo on the shoulder and said with a smile.

Ye Luo wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in. It was so embarrassing.

"By the way, Fufu, what are you doing here? Isn't the opera house fun anymore?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked with a smile.

Funina's face turned slightly red when she heard Ye Luo's name, then she raised her head and said arrogantly: "Humph, this is also my territory, why should I inspect it!"

"Okay, okay, I thought you came here specifically to see me, so sad!" Ye Luo covered her chest and pretended to be sad.

"Hmph, don't even think about it. I'm just here to see how Merlot Petersburg is functioning!" Funina snorted lightly, turned around and said.

"Okay, in that case, I'll go to the production area to drive screws!" Ye Luo shook his head and said with a sad look on his face.

"Well... I will go with you and take a look at the living conditions of my people!" Funina nodded, looking cold.

"Okay, you bad Fufu, don't pay attention to me and pretend to be cold, right?" Ye Luo looked at Fu Nina and muttered.

"What are you talking about? How dare you question this god? You're finished!" Funina put her hands on her hips and stared at Ye Luo.

"Haha, I mean Fufu, you are so cool, I admire you very much!" Ye Luo explained quickly.

"Forget it, I think you are ignorant, I will forgive you this time!" Funina waved her hand.

"Thank you, my wife, amen!" Ye Luo made a praying gesture and said with a smile.

"Weird!" Funina shook her head, already thinking about whether she should find someone to show Ye Luo's brain.

Maybe Merlo's stay in Petersburg for too long has damaged his brain.

……

"Why are Lady Funina here? Hurry up and work harder!"

"Lady Funina is looking at me, hahaha..."

"Can you please remove some of the screws from that shit up there? I also want to improve the food!"

"I'm so excited that Lady Funina will come to Merlot Petersburg."

……

Funina looked at the people driving screws and suddenly became curious.

"Ye Luo, show it to me!" Funina immediately poked Ye Luo's waist and ordered.

"Um...uh, okay!" Ye Luo smiled awkwardly. He had never been to the production area at all.

He stood under the machine, then imitated their example, jumping up and down.

However, the pendulum didn't move at all! This makes Ye Luo look like a clown.

"Pfft!" Funina finally couldn't help it and laughed.

In the end, it was Ye Luo's guide Grohl who couldn't stand it anymore and came over to give guidance.

"It's stuck and needs to be hammered!" After Grohl said that, he hammered his fist.

Immediately, the machine started running.

"Oh, I see, I'm bothering you again!" Ye Luo thanked with a smile.

Funina also came over at this time and said to Ye Luo: "Have you ever entered the production area? Is that okay?"

"A man can't say no, I'll show you what it means to be a chosen worker!" Ye Luo said and started to jump up.

Then, after a few clicks, the machine got stuck. I have to say, these machines all deserve a beating!

Ye Luo didn't hesitate and punched out directly.

Then, with a "bang" sound, the machine was instantly hammered to pieces by Ye Luo.

A "sizzling" sound sounded, and then a burst of sparks flashed, and the machine successfully stopped running.

"Ah!" Ye Luo was stunned. He didn't use much force. The quality of this machine must be too poor!

Funina blinked and looked at Ye Luo suspiciously. This kid has secretly become stronger behind my back, right?

Finally, workers in other production areas turned their heads and looked over, their eyes full of surprise.

Ye Luo awkwardly pointed at the machine, scratched his head and said, "Ahem, this machine may have been used for too long, and it will break easily if it is in disrepair!"

"Well, this is the newly installed machine last month!" Grohl smiled awkwardly. Last month, the output of mechanical dogs began to increase. Merlo Petersburg's production capacity was insufficient, so this machine was added on purpose!

Ye Luo became even more embarrassed when Grohl said this. He secretly looked at Fu Nina beside him and found that she was giggling happily.