Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Shocked, Lady Funina defeated the blond traveler. Could it be that the famous honorary knight is going to die in Fontainebleau?"

"Comparing the regional crimes against travelers with the increasingly safe environment in Fontaine today, which country is the safest!"

"Fontaine is imprisoning the Honorary Knight of Mondstadt. I don't know if Mondstadt will express any reaction, so stay tuned!"

Every newspaper page showed Funina's triumph over the traveler, and this hot topic that made people want to read it after hearing the name made the traveler's popularity rise to a higher level.

Of course, none of these people knew about it, because she had already been taken to Merlot Petersburg.

……

"Little Ye Zi, you must be awesome, be careful when I send you in again, hum!" Funina said with a proud smile.

Ye Luo smiled slightly, took out the hammer he had stolen, and joked: "I'll knock the hammer to send me in. Am I that stupid?"

"You are so stupid, give it to me!" Funina stretched out her hand and said to Ye Luo in a threatening tone.

"Okay, don't knock me!" Ye Luo reluctantly gave away the hammer, which was originally meant for Silly Fu.

Funina took the hammer and immediately tapped it lightly on Ye Luo's head, then nodded with satisfaction and said: "Villette's hammer is still more useful, hehe!"

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly. It's really unlucky for Villette to have such a god like you!

"Why do you have a problem with me?" Funina looked at Ye Luo with a smile and waved the hammer in her hand. She was worried that she didn't have a target.

"No, let's rest, it's so late!" Ye Luo licked his lips and said with a smile.

"You...you big bastard, I will not let you succeed..."

Before Funina finished speaking, Ye Luo hugged her waist and took her back to the room in a princess hug.

The hammer fell to the ground, followed by Funina's dress, suspenders, and fat...

The melodious singing sounded, which was definitely sultry.

……

"Traveller, what should I do? I'm going to be imprisoned for a month!" Paimon looked at Ying and asked very worriedly.

"Of course I ate you, you are my emergency food!" Ying joked with a smile.

"Ah...my meat is sour and doesn't taste good!" Paimon quickly shrank and explained.

"Well... give me a bite. If it doesn't taste good, I won't eat it!" Ying opened her mouth wide and threatened Paimon.

"Is this the famous traveler?" Leosley came over with a team of guards and said with a smile.

"Hmph, you know our names, why don't you let us out quickly!" Paimon snorted, proudly.

"Oh, aren't you friends with Villette?" Leosley frowned, as if he was thinking about whether he had recognized the wrong person.

"Yes!" At this time, Ying stepped forward and nodded.

She was entrusted by Navilette to investigate the cause of the young master's disappearance. Speaking of which, the young master's disappearance had something to do with her.

"Ah, Traveler, are you hiding something from me?" Pamon looked at Ying and asked with a sad look.

"Since you are Villette's friend, let me explain to you the rules of Merlot Petersburg!" Leosley said, introducing them as he walked.

"This place is divided into a production area and a prison area. The production area is where everyone works, and you can exchange for some concession coupons to improve your life!"

"The prison area is where everyone pays attention. Do you have anything else to ask?"

Leosley gave a very brief introduction, then looked at Ying and asked.

"Um...where should we eat when we are hungry? Where is the canteen?" Pamon looked at Leosley and asked a little embarrassedly.

We are now heading to the canteen, where you can receive a welfare meal for every meal.

But how it tastes depends on your luck.

While they were talking, they arrived at the cafeteria.

"I'll treat you to this meal, so you don't have to rely on luck!" Leosley said and asked the canteen supervisor to cook.

"You are so lucky. If it had been a few years earlier, where would you have gotten the welfare meals?" The chef smiled and went to cook.

"By the way, I just heard you talk about the concession coupon, what is it!" Paimon looked at Leosley and asked.

"Concession coupons are equivalent to the molas in Merlot Petersburg. There are no molas here, and the ones that are in circulation are the concession coupons."

“You can use your concession coupons for many things, including but not limited to purchasing a concession meal!”

Leosley didn't shy away from it and explained directly.

"Oh, I understand!" Paimon nodded, finally understanding.

"Okay, I'm sorry, tractors are in great demand recently, I need to go take a look!" Leosley said and left.

"Three times the salary, Your Majesty the Duke is so generous!"

"Haha, I didn't even enjoy three times the salary outside, but I didn't expect that I would enjoy it in Merlot Petersburg!"

"No, I have to drive more screws. Maybe my princess will use the tractor I made!"

"Haha, you are such a slut, stop trying so hard, she got in, and that's someone else's back seat!"

Next, it's time for Ying's adventure again, to find the truth behind the disappearance of the young master.

……

"People, cheer and be excited, today is the annual food festival!" Funina stood on the stage, holding a small cake with a bright smile and saying to the crowd.

"Fufu, give me a bite!" Ye Luo looked at Funina and said with a smile.

"Here!" Fu Nina was not polite and directly handed the small cake she took a bite to Ye Luo.

"I want to eat you!" Ye Luo said, then kissed Funina on the face.

This made Funina stunned, and then she smiled and spread a handful of cream on Ye Luo's face.

……

"Hall Master Hu, there is really no need to hand out flyers here!" Wendy looked at Hu Tao. She was afraid that she would be beaten to death by handing out flyers to Shengtang at the food festival!

"Eat and eat at the same time, keep working and living together!" Hutao said, grabbing a dumpling and putting it in his mouth.

The only drawback is that there is no boiled fish here. Otherwise, try some boiled fish with shrimp dumplings, I can’t believe how delicious it is!

"Assistant Ye Luo, tell us!" Suddenly, someone started making noises, and suddenly the target was pointed at Ye Luo.

Ye Luo was stunned for a moment, then quickly retracted the hand that was reaching for Funina's thigh, and scratched his head with an embarrassed look on his face.

Fu Nina glared at Ye Luo with a blushing face. This big bastard, her demeanor as a god would eventually be corrupted by him one day!

"Ahem, everyone, have a good meal and a good drink, and let's go all the way..." Ye Luo almost said the entire sentence, and then looked at Hu Tao angrily.

Because, "Taima" was the biggest word on the cover of the flyer, and he almost sent everyone away by accident!

Besides, he hadn’t heard that the food festival was linked to the Rebirth Hall!