Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Chapter 21 Customer is God



"No, it's because I don't like to laugh by nature!" Ye Luo shook his head.

"Oh!" Demo nodded. He still doubted that his joke was not funny. Damn it!

Ye Luo thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "Let me tell you a joke too!"

Demer suddenly became interested, nodded, and listened carefully.

"Do you know why you can't tell jokes at the beach?" Ye Luo asked with a smile.

"Because someone will bend over and laugh, then fall into the sea?" Demer asked tentatively.

Ye Luo stretched out his index finger and waved it: "No, no, no, because it will cause a tsunami of laughter!"

"Hahaha, this is so funny!" Demo covered his stomach and slapped the table, his face twisted with laughter.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly. Is his smile so low?

Ye Luo decided that if these cold jokes were put into the magazine, people would probably ask, "Do you know who the Water God admires the most?"

"Ahem, don't you think these jokes are not that funny?" Ye Luo coughed twice, looked at Demo, and asked tentatively.

"No, I think it's funny, haha..." Demo shook his head, seeming to recall the joke just now, and laughed again.

Ye Luo originally thought he had a glass heart, so he reminded him carefully. Now it seems that he has no heart at all!

There was no other way, so Ye Luo had to change his strategy.

He pointed to the notebook on his desk and asked, "Did you come up with all these jokes yourself?"

"Well, how about it, I'm also a genius, right?" Demo flipped up his hair and said very proudly.

He regrets it now. If he had found out earlier about adding various sections to the magazine, he wouldn't have given half of the magazine to Ye Luo!

"Yeah, he's a genius!" Ye Luo nodded. The content above could freeze the entire Fontaine water!

"Have you never thought about collecting some jokes? You can't do it alone!" Ye Luo thought for a moment and then asked.

"I can think of a joke in one minute, very fast!" Demo thought Ye Luo doubted his ability, so he immediately prepared to make one up.

"No, no, no, I'm not doubting your ability!" Ye Luo shook his head quickly.

But he secretly cursed in his heart. Printing your jokes is just a waste of ink. Who will read it?

Demo looked at Ye Luo, waiting for an explanation.

"In this way, we will attach our contact information on the last page to solicit jokes or other opinions from everyone! In this way, their stickiness to our magazine will increase!"

Ye Luo looked at Demo and explained seriously. After all, he owned half of the magazine, so of course he couldn't let it collapse.

Demo doesn't understand, what is stickiness and why do you need this!

Looking at Demo's confused eyes, Ye Luo finally understood why the magazine was on the verge of bankruptcy. He had no marketing ability at all.

"Let's put it this way, for example, if you submit an article to Steam Bird Newspaper, do you want to know whether it will be published?" Ye Luo looked at Demo and asked with a smile.

"I want to know!" Demo nodded, but he was a little unhappy. This reminded him of the embarrassing time when people were squatting in front of the Steam Bird newspaper office.

"That's it, you will buy every newspaper from now on to see if there are any articles of your own! In this way, a customer will appear!"

Ye Luo looked at Demo with a smile. Fortunately, he was given shares, otherwise this product would still go bankrupt after printing.

"It makes sense, but there are only a few customers, so there is no need to waste so much energy!" Demo nodded, then shook his head.

Ye Luo was really speechless. When you didn't have any customers before, I never saw you so arrogant!

Now that the magazine has sold a few more copies, are you treating your customers like garbage?

Ye Luo knew that Dermod's mentality was unacceptable, so he quickly corrected him: "A few customers are no longer customers. If you lose one here and one there, who will buy the magazine in the future!"

"Besides, readers who submit articles will definitely recommend the magazine to their friends. In this way, there will be more customers!"

Ye Luo is really afraid that Demo will bankrupt the magazine. After all, he owns half of the magazine!

Demo suddenly fell silent when Ye Luo said this. During this time, he seemed to be really drifting.

He thought deeply and immediately accepted Ye Luo's proposal.

"It's a good thing I have you, otherwise I would be floating!"

After thinking about it clearly, Demo immediately thanked Ye Luo gratefully.

"It's okay, it's just for myself!" Ye Luo smiled, it would be great if he could change it.

He was afraid of encountering the kind of stubborn person who likes to get into trouble and never look back until he hits the wall.

"By the way, remember to write down the names of the authors solicited, and pay the due royalties as well!" Ye Luo then reminded him, for fear that Demo would be too picky about it.

"Got it!" Demo nodded, then looked at Ye Luo and said awkwardly: "Are there any other sections like this that can increase customers?"

"Well, we can also have an advertising section. But, we have to wait until we get bigger before we can make money!" Ye Luo thought for a while and said.

They are magazines, unlike Steambird Newspapers, and can do things that newspapers cannot.

He still remembers that there used to be advertisements for the Pupils’ Friends, which were still printed on the back of the cover.

"Don't rush to make money, let's develop first!" Demo sneered, finally sobering up a lot.

"Yes, let's guess the puzzle section!" Ye Luo seemed to have thought of something and said with a smile.

"Can you tell me in detail?" Demo scratched his head. Sometimes he was really curious about how this child, who was not yet an adult, had so many ideas!

Alas, perhaps, this is the legendary child prodigy!

"In this case, I will draw a picture first, and you will do it?" Ye Luo said, picking up the pen and drawing a 9x9 grid.

Then, he filled in the numbers and completed it quickly.

Sudoku

Demo looked at this and became a little confused. Is he out of touch with the times? What is this confusing number?

Ye Luo smiled, which was no wonder Demo. This is true even if you don’t know the rules of the game.

Ye Luo pointed to the palace grid on the book and said to Demo: "Let me tell you the rules. Have you seen this 9x9 palace grid?"

Demo rolled his eyes. Isn't this nonsense? He is not blind, so why can't he see it?

Ye Luo did not dare to ignore what he thought and continued to explain: "You need to deduce the numbers of all remaining spaces based on the known numbers on the 9x9 grid, and satisfy each row, column, and thick line palace (3x3 The numbers in the palace grid (square grid) all contain 1-9, no repetitions!"

After saying this, Demo understood it instantly, and immediately the rule was not very complicated.

Demo suddenly smiled contemptuously after hearing such a simple rule. With his clever brain, he can come up with the answer in less than three minutes!

"Let me give it a try!" Demer said and started filling it out.


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